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TopicRandom Interesting Facts ITT #3
Aristoph
06/05/23 7:01:12 PM
#261
My friends just got married a week ago, and they had bride & groom goblets that looked like solo cups with wine glass stems on the bottom. White for the bride and black for the groom, but close enough.

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TopicWould you date a horse girl?
Aristoph
04/25/23 7:19:01 PM
#9
Turbam posted...
Oh, I thought you meant a girl that was part horse.

This. I came in to ask which part was horse.

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TopicMemes #37
Aristoph
04/18/23 8:27:43 PM
#153
Heartomaton posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/0/AAcI8BAAEZTc.jpg

Are we just gonna ignore the "cock out" sign in the back?

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Topicvibes aren't real
Aristoph
04/18/23 3:42:16 PM
#4
Not real? But i literally own one?

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TopicThink of the children party senator votes against adult-child marriage ban
Aristoph
04/12/23 10:50:36 PM
#9
Literal translation: "Do you know anybody in an abusive relationship? 'Cause I do. And guess what? They're still being abused!"

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TopicIsn't i weird people react like you killed a guy if you say you don't like dogs?
Aristoph
04/03/23 1:49:12 PM
#4
R1masher posted...
Do they?

Can personally confirm. I hate dogs. People think I'm a sociopath whenever I mention it.

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TopicFormula 1 Australian Grand Prix
Aristoph
04/02/23 3:38:48 AM
#17
LMAO

Of course a car breaks down after the checkered flag too. 'Cause why not? XD

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TopicFormula 1 Australian Grand Prix
Aristoph
04/02/23 3:25:44 AM
#14
This was such a wild weekend all throughout. Qualifying was more exciting than most races recently. It was like bizarro world Formula 1 seeing literally every single car on the track putting in multiple hot laps and never pitting. And the race itself was just pure chaos, followed by 40 laps of tire management, followed by pure chaos.

I'm not sure how to feel about how it's ended, but I was definitely fucking entertained.

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TopicIn a Zero G environment, could something similar to Blitzball be replicated?
Aristoph
04/02/23 3:14:14 AM
#7
Trumble posted...
If there was a normal atmosphere (or thicker than normal) but no gravity, you could probably just swim through the air.

We literally have that in every space station we've ever made. You can't just swim through air. They have to push off the walls and handles to move around.

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TopicIn a Zero G environment, could something similar to Blitzball be replicated?
Aristoph
04/02/23 2:59:06 AM
#3
They would need some kind of propulsion. But I don't see why not.

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TopicRiddle for you smarty pants people
Aristoph
03/29/23 10:51:05 AM
#28
catfan2008 posted...
Correct
If you used VERTICAL thinking you would have known to go vertically down the list of events from the start
The drink was already ordered. The man was served a drink.

Then the bartender didn't refuse to serve him.

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TopicDoes this seem like a normal response to you? (top post on reddit feminist sub)
Aristoph
03/27/23 5:08:17 PM
#20
There is literally zero chance that is actually what the guy said, if the interaction even happened at all.

More likely something along the lines of "oh, is that like a reminder of where you came from or something?" And he probably was lost for words, because he couldn't believe the bitch went from 0 to 100 that quick and jumped down his throat over small talk.

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TopicWhat were you mostly using your computer for, before internet came around?
Aristoph
03/27/23 1:23:54 PM
#3
First computer we had as a kid was a Tandy 1000EX. And i used it for the same thing as i do now. Video games.

DOS prompt and floppy discs were such a pain in the ass, though.

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TopicIt is illegal to be identify as gay in Uganda.
Aristoph
03/24/23 1:51:57 AM
#13
The_Wheelman1 posted...
This might give conservatives some bad ideas.

Don't kid yourself.

They already have those ideas.

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TopicRooster Teeth reveals new logo and branding
Aristoph
03/22/23 4:09:03 PM
#18
cjsdowg posted...


The R's comb looks like teeth...kind of.

Doe posted...
The rooster comb of the R is jagged like Teeth.

No, it's not. It looks like a saw. Teeth aren't supposed to be jagged. Go to a dentist.

The new logo is terrible. Although to be fair, Rooster Teeth has been terrible for quite a while too, so I guess it fits.

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TopicMemes #35
Aristoph
03/14/23 6:43:16 PM
#152
MabusIncarnate posted...
I always have, and always will think the bible in the hotel drawer is very strange. Anyone ever see one that looked like it was actually opened or used?

I check every time I stay in a hotel, and have many times found blank pages in the back with pieces torn out for rolling joints. Not sure if that counts, but they did have to open it to get the paper...

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Topic"Skill issue" is the new "Git Gud"
Aristoph
03/13/23 2:06:27 AM
#2
It's been a thing for a while. Though it has a much more friendly/playful kind of context than "git gud" ever did. At least among my gaming friends.

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Topicthat feel when you thought you made some friends in a vidya game and you didn't.
Aristoph
03/06/23 4:04:44 PM
#5
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


I've seen lots of weird "politics" going on in game clans and discords. People take that shit way too seriously and they get petty and exclusionary to a scary degree.

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TopicMemes 34
Aristoph
03/01/23 10:16:02 PM
#88
Mr_hulk88 posted...
Too many fart jokes..

There's no such thing.

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TopicITT: Opposite game titles
Aristoph
02/28/23 12:12:38 AM
#28
Staycation

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TopicGOPer: You are either with America or Ukraine
Aristoph
02/28/23 12:11:33 AM
#3
https://imgur.com/uPQno96


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Topicyour therapist made you feel shame/guilt
Aristoph
02/26/23 12:04:53 AM
#4
False. I already felt those things. My therapists helped me examine where those feelings came from and evaluate more realistically whether or not they were justified. Sometimes they were. Sometimes not. But the point wasn't to feel them again. It was to pinpoint the real source of them so that I can work on the cause rather than the symptoms.

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TopicEmbiid hits a 3/4 court shot that woulda tied the game... but not in time
Aristoph
02/25/23 11:17:36 PM
#8
The buzzer isn't technically official. The red lights on the clock officially dictate the timing.

Still an epic shot, but even Embiid knew it was a hair late and didn't try to argue the call.

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TopicHogwarts Legacy Platinum makes you start the game 4 times
Aristoph
02/25/23 1:13:57 AM
#10
Bio1590 posted...


I'm guessing the story *maybe* diverges there depending on what House you're in, but still.

It's actually the opposite. The part you have to play multiple times IS the divergent part. Each house gets a different quest to introduce the main plot. The achievements are for completing each of those quests. Once you've reached the main plot, every house behaves essentially identically.

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TopicStargate SG-1 is finally back on Amazon Prime Video
Aristoph
02/22/23 5:52:21 PM
#7
Still upset Stargate Universe got canned so early. I thought it was just catching its stride, tbh.

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TopicThis bumper sticker should be an admission of guilt if you brake check someone
Aristoph
02/21/23 3:01:54 PM
#22
Don't tailgate and you won't get brake-checked.

Doesn't matter which is worse. One of them is the source of the other. Don't be the source.

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Topicwouldn't seeking professional help be a waste if you don't have
Aristoph
02/21/23 2:43:34 PM
#7
If you don't have a support group at home, a therapist can be the first member of the support group you hope to create. And they will help you create that support group, too, by helping you form healthier relationships with the people around you.

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TopicImagine getting in a Warthog with a complete stranger
Aristoph
02/14/23 4:27:00 PM
#7
NeonTentacles posted...
Or realisticly

You get in the passenger seat and start shooting everything, and your partner is an idiot and drives off a cliff, killing you both

If you got in the passenger seat instead of the gun turret, you deserve it.

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Topic$20 or be able to throw eggs/rotten tomatoes/food at Atrioc for 10 minutes?
Aristoph
02/14/23 3:07:56 PM
#13
Give me the money. I like Atrioc. The dude fucked up, but we all have at one point or another. His just hits harder because of the public nature of it. That's not an excuse, but it is reality.

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TopicIs there anything wrong with getting your cousin a Valentine's Card
Aristoph
02/13/23 7:59:16 PM
#2
Pretty weird.

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TopicDo the wizards make their foreskins disappear like they do with their shit?
Aristoph
02/06/23 2:51:23 PM
#7
MedeaLysistrata posted...
a diablo harry potter game would actually be cool af, good point

Look, I know this is a joke post, but you're fucking right. A Diablo-style rogue-like set in the Harry Potter world would be awesome. Each "class" could be a specialist in a different field of magic. Transfiguration, charms, potions, etc. I would play the shit out of that.

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TopicWould you buy a Parasite Eve Remake
Aristoph
02/02/23 3:19:05 PM
#3
If it was a faithful remake, absolutely.

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TopicDoomsday Clock moved up to 90 seconds
Aristoph
01/25/23 10:35:11 AM
#46
I'm still waiting for the time they set it to 5 minutes and then actually let it start ticking.

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TopicWtf? One google maps picture is from 2014. Literally 3 feet over is from 2019.
Aristoph
01/24/23 1:36:28 PM
#2
You have to imagine the cars have tech issues at least occasionally. That could be where one of the cameras just decided to crap out.

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TopicWho else still eating lunchables
Aristoph
01/24/23 1:58:29 AM
#4
The ham & cheddar lunchables will always be a guilty pleasure of mine.

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TopicCowboys kicker woes
Aristoph
01/22/23 9:21:56 PM
#9
I will be laughing SO HARD if the Cowgirls manage a last-second touchdown, and then Maher misses the extra point to lose the game. XD

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TopicCowboys kicker woes
Aristoph
01/22/23 7:28:03 PM
#5
AloneIBreak posted...
Dude whiffs on 4 on his own last week then gets one blocked today smdh.

In fairness, it was blocked because he was probably going to miss anyway. Too low and VERY left. If he'd hit it properly, it likely goes through.

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TopicFf12 zodiark can suck my ass
Aristoph
01/18/23 10:38:18 PM
#14
Crimsoness posted...
FF12 sucks

ftfy

Worst game in the series. Including FF14 at launch.

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TopicWho will win tonight's game?
Aristoph
01/16/23 8:17:41 PM
#9
K181 posted...
Brady will find a way to bullshit a last minute win out of nowhere thanks to the refs.

FTFY

But seriously, I hope the Cowboys blow them away. I don't think they will, though.

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TopicIs my cat cute?
Aristoph
01/15/23 5:43:59 PM
#36
Sariana21 posted...
Voted yes without even looking at the pic.

I hope he's less annoying than my parents' cat, though. They have an orange one with a very similar appearance to Queys. But he NEVER shuts up. Just constant yelling all the fucking time at all hours of the day. Whether anyone's around or not. Everyone's in the living room downstairs and you just hear this constant screeching coming from upstairs for an hour for no fucking reason. I hate that cat.

He is cute, though. All cats are cute.

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TopicHelp, I'm addicted to golf games
Aristoph
01/14/23 12:48:31 AM
#16
MabusIncarnate posted...
I put at least a hundred hours into every Tiger Woods game that released, I always liked video game golf.

I went to the same college as my older brother, and I still remember freshman year going over to his off-campus house and playing against him and his housemate for HOURS on end in TW2003. All 3 of us were absolutely cracked at the game. Like shooting a -20 for a round meant you probably got your ass kicked. Eagles were standard. Any shot less than like 100 yards was expected to go in.

Those were some good times...

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TopicWhat the FUCK did you do while shitting before smart/cell phones?
Aristoph
01/12/23 2:45:22 AM
#7
Read video game manuals. Remember those?

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TopicLulu or Payne?
Aristoph
01/11/23 3:33:57 PM
#14
ellis123 posted...
She is 18. Yuna is 19 and Rikku is 17.

I think they meant Lulu. Who is 22 in FFX (so 24 in X-2)

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TopicA topic has appeared on the board that makes you seethe...
Aristoph
01/11/23 3:26:34 PM
#11
Take a deep breath and realize it's a fucking message board

Minus the "take a deep breath" part. I simply move on with my life because it's a fucking message board.

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TopicHow crazy was the craziest person you've ever known, and in what way?
Aristoph
01/11/23 3:21:56 PM
#3
A "friend" of mine from college named Alyssa (I fucking hated her, but she was good friends with my housemates, so I had to put up with her bullshit).

This sociopath literally lied about being diagnosed with fucking breast cancer our senior year. She even had my housemates on multiple occasions skipping class to drive her over an hour to supposed "doctor's appointments" and "chemo treatments" and wait in the car for hours because she wasn't sure she was going to have the energy to drive herself back after. And my dumbass housemates bought in completely without question, and threw a huge shitstorm when I pointed out that she was lying to them for the attention and it made me sick because I had lost my aunt to breast cancer just a few years earlier.

After about 4 months of supposed "chemo therapy" where she looked completely the same as always, with no loss of hair or fatigue or any visible signs whatsoever that she was going through one of the most grueling medical treatments known, she finally came clean and admitted it was all a lie. The housemates forgave her instantly, and not a single one of them (including Alyssa) ever apologized for the way they treated me when I called her out on her bullshit. In fact, they were STILL PISSED OFF AT ME FOR NOT BELIEVING HER ORIGINALLY.

I have not spoken with any of them since college. Fuck them all, and I still hope Alyssa has had a miserable life.

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TopicM&M's ALL FEMALE packaging causes OUTRAGE!! Would you eat these?
Aristoph
01/11/23 3:14:03 AM
#54
viewmaster_pi posted...
they're "flipping the status quo" by... selling... candy? and "supporting women" by putting their female characters on the package to... i guess entice more women to buy it for a while?

uhhh good job M&Ms, you're on the right side of history...

They're donating a portion of the profits to organizations supporting women. So yeah, they're helping flip the status quo by selling candy and then using that money to help women.

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TopicThey just banned all the pedo users from my secret GameFAQs spinoff websight
Aristoph
01/11/23 3:06:18 AM
#31
ShineboxPhil posted...
Um i have you tagged as... well nevermind


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TopicBest slapstick of all time?
Aristoph
01/11/23 12:00:19 AM
#12
toadfan64 posted...
Would have added Ed, Edd and Eddy if there was an 11th spot.

Thankfully, there isn't.

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