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TopicPost your Twitch and I'll follow you
AlphaCuck
07/12/18 3:37:10 PM
#47
Twitch is a waste of time. No thanks.
TopicI think this is the smartest Family Guy joke..
AlphaCuck
07/12/18 3:31:12 PM
#32
Peter_Griffin33 posted...
AlphaCuck posted...
What millennials don't know is that Family Guy is just a worse Simpsons. And unlike the Simpsons, it overstays its welcome very quickly.

Sounds like something a cuck would say.

Don't take it personally, hombre. Family Guy is just objectively inferior to the Simpsons in every way.
TopicI think this is the smartest Family Guy joke..
AlphaCuck
07/12/18 3:25:22 PM
#30
What millennials don't know is that Family Guy is just a worse Simpsons. And unlike the Simpsons, it overstays its welcome very quickly.
Topicgamefaqscensorship . blogspot . com
AlphaCuck
07/08/18 7:19:33 PM
#1
TopicThe problem with movies and video games is they've become stagnant.
AlphaCuck
07/05/18 7:37:56 PM
#26
Okay but "becoming stagnant" is only a symptom, not an underlying problem. The real problem is no one wants to take chances. Companies only want to do what guarantees they make their investment back and reap a huge profit. See: Universal's "Dark Universe"

If that was the only way things had been run for the last 70 years, every property you know and love would never have been.
TopicThe original Donkey Kong Country is still loads of fun
AlphaCuck
07/04/18 6:43:34 PM
#5
DKC2 is still loads better
TopicI like when people hear Aint no Fun by Snoop Dogg for the first time
AlphaCuck
07/04/18 6:11:24 PM
#2
People were saying bad stuff in songs way before him.
TopicBeing a woman is life in easy mode
AlphaCuck
07/04/18 6:06:08 PM
#10
MedeaLysistrata posted...
AlphaCuck posted...
MedeaLysistrata posted...
i wonder how many times a day this fact is pointed out

And yet nothing is ever done to level the playing field for men.

life for men should be difficult. a man's challenge in life is to overcome obstacles; no one wants to live in a society where men have an easy life because society suffers.

This is another problem men face. People expect and want their lives to be as difficult as possible.
TopicWelcome to
AlphaCuck
07/04/18 3:43:18 PM
#2
Jurassic Park
Goodburger
TopicBeing a woman is life in easy mode
AlphaCuck
07/04/18 3:42:45 PM
#4
MedeaLysistrata posted...
i wonder how many times a day this fact is pointed out

And yet nothing is ever done to level the playing field for men.
TopicBeing a woman is life in easy mode
AlphaCuck
07/04/18 3:39:36 PM
#1
Get to control sex, get away with stuff they wouldn't otherwise get away with, and they get to marry you for your money then take all your money when they divorce you.
TopicKari from Mythbusters
AlphaCuck
06/30/18 7:09:22 AM
#9
Gross. You guys could use some better taste in women.
TopicDere's been so much CEdrama dis month, i bet it won't continue into July
AlphaCuck
06/28/18 9:00:56 AM
#2
I wouldn't really know. I do have a life outside of the internet.
TopicAre you a racist?
AlphaCuck
06/28/18 8:59:56 AM
#1
Are you a racist? - Results (8 votes)
Yes
37.5% (3 votes)
3
No
62.5% (5 votes)
5
Maybe
0% (0 votes)
0
Are you a racist?
TopicThe challenge courses in Super Mario Maker are the hardest 2D Mario levels. C/D?
AlphaCuck
06/25/18 7:25:26 PM
#10
There is no competitive co-op in Mario Maker. The whole game is single player. This isn't 1988.
TopicStephen Colbert.
AlphaCuck
06/25/18 7:22:06 PM
#2
Haha no
TopicThe challenge courses in Super Mario Maker are the hardest 2D Mario levels. C/D?
AlphaCuck
06/25/18 7:20:55 PM
#8
SpiralDrift posted...
Wait, so does the Wii U version have any sort of single-player feature or no?

Uh yeah it's called building a level
TopicWhat ever happened to Jake Lloyd?
AlphaCuck
06/24/18 9:41:31 AM
#1
Kid was a good actor but he's not in movies anymore. I loved him in A.I.
TopicWhat's the most cruel thing you have ever witnessed?
AlphaCuck
06/23/18 3:01:46 PM
#5
Zikten posted...
one time on 4chan someone posted a gif of someone holding a cat and then shoving it in a cage, spraying it with lighter fluid and then uh.....yea

I never wanted to kill someone so bad before

Not even Doom music
TopicGirl I'm seeing showed me The Conjuring
AlphaCuck
06/23/18 10:53:27 AM
#6
"Film" lol
TopicConcepts ruined for you by over-exposure?
AlphaCuck
06/23/18 10:52:02 AM
#2
Liberalism
TopicChocolate and banana milk tho
AlphaCuck
06/22/18 9:37:53 AM
#8
I haven't drank chocolate milk since I was a little kid
TopicCan women be cucked?
AlphaCuck
06/22/18 9:32:30 AM
#6
UnfairRepresent posted...
Yes.

Its a common fetish among women but uncommon porn as there is no paying audience for it

That's pretty hot bro
TopicCan women be cucked?
AlphaCuck
06/22/18 9:24:58 AM
#4
That's hot
TopicCan women be cucked?
AlphaCuck
06/22/18 9:11:25 AM
#1
And what would that make her? A cuckess?
TopicLet the cover ups begin
AlphaCuck
06/20/18 2:10:27 AM
#3
Pity post
TopicWhat happened to The_Admiral?
AlphaCuck
06/17/18 4:23:45 AM
#77
Kineth posted...
AlphaCuck posted...
Kineth posted...
AlphaCuck posted...
He's living rent-free inside your head


Nice try at stealing someone else's joke.

It would only be a joke if you didn't make it so undeniably true.


I don't know what you're talking about. Someone literally made that joke in another topic a week or so ago and you literally stole it. Nothing more, nothing less.

The fact you can recall details about Admiral from a week ago illustrates my point beautifully.
TopicI have never beaten Sonic 1, Sonic 2, or Sonic 3 & Knuckles, AMA.
AlphaCuck
06/17/18 12:21:45 AM
#3
That's okay. Sonic games were lesser back in the day but they've only gotten worse with age.
TopicWhat happened to The_Admiral?
AlphaCuck
06/17/18 12:17:01 AM
#64
Kineth posted...
AlphaCuck posted...
He's living rent-free inside your head


Nice try at stealing someone else's joke.

It would only be a joke if you didn't make it so undeniably true.
Topicfree roaming on the streets of ps4 Spiderman
AlphaCuck
06/17/18 12:13:20 AM
#4
Flockaveli posted...
A game is only as fun as its free roaming.

Can't believe this is how millennials think.
TopicWhat happened to The_Admiral?
AlphaCuck
06/15/18 7:36:27 PM
#22
He's living rent-free inside your head
Topicfranklin is banned
AlphaCuck
06/14/18 9:40:23 PM
#235
Tyranthraxus posted...
You're really bad at not shutting the f*** up.


AlphaCuck posted...
"User has been banned from posting messages for one or more Terms of Use violations."


rekt lol
Topicfranklin is banned
AlphaCuck
06/14/18 9:38:15 PM
#232
Tyranthraxus posted...
AlphaCuck posted...
Try again, cupcake?

Sure.

Shut the fuck up, Hoth.

I understand you're shook from being proven wrong but machismo doesn't suit you lol.

And I'm not Hoth.
Topicfranklin is banned
AlphaCuck
06/14/18 9:35:41 PM
#230
@Bio1590 posted...
AlphaCuck posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
if you're banned, how can you be a user?


Tyranthraxus posted...
Shut the fuck up


ThatMuttGuy posted...
Can't flame a user if they're no longer a user


The account is still accessible. He's a user. It even uses the exact word on his profile.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com./user.php?db=.3.user=FrankIin

"Frankiin is no longer an active member"

Shut the fuck up Hoth

"User has been banned from posting messages for one or more Terms of Use violations."

Try again, cupcake?
Topicfranklin is banned
AlphaCuck
06/14/18 9:14:25 PM
#210
@catboy0_0 posted...
if you're banned, how can you be a user?


@Tyranthraxus posted...
Shut the fuck up


@ThatMuttGuy posted...
Can't flame a user if they're no longer a user


The account is still accessible. He's a user. It even uses the exact word on his profile.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com./user.php?db=.3.user=FrankIin
Topicfranklin is banned
AlphaCuck
06/14/18 8:05:16 PM
#97
Pinning this to make fun of a user is a form of flaming. Not that the mods would acknowledge it.
TopicTrump's approval higher than Obama's at this point in his presidency.
AlphaCuck
06/11/18 8:57:48 PM
#77
Trump opening diplomatic channels with North Korea. His re-election in 2020 is secure. Sorry dems.
TopicTrump's approval higher than Obama's at this point in his presidency.
AlphaCuck
06/10/18 10:14:39 PM
#1
Sorry, dems. Americans love #MAGA.
TopicVal Kilmer, Bourdain's suicide, "selfish"
AlphaCuck
06/09/18 7:53:37 PM
#139
AlphaCuck posted...
Suggesting it's even understandable to do it is also a bad thing to do because it can give someone the notion that it's okay to take that way out.


https://www-m.cnn.com/2018/06/09/health/suicide-contagion-explainer/index.html
TopicGive me a good reason not to buy an 8 string guitar right now
AlphaCuck
06/09/18 5:54:09 PM
#11
Loghain posted...
Reis posted...
You can't play it

I can and I will

You can't and you won't
TopicRian Johnson is the Donald Trump of movies.
AlphaCuck
06/09/18 5:53:03 PM
#6
Rian Johnson's bad movies are better movies than you could hope to make.
TopicVal Kilmer, Bourdain's suicide, "selfish"
AlphaCuck
06/08/18 3:53:10 PM
#42
ShutTheF---_Up posted...
Never said or even implied it was. It says a hell of a lot more about you that you think anyone who goes through with it "wasn't trying to get help".

Whatever Bourdain's case, he clearly didn't communicate to his loved ones that his emotional state was bad enough that he could go through with it at any time. Which is a hard thing to do, so it's understandable. But I refuse to believe this couldn't have been prevented. Not putting the blame on him but that does mean saying "it's understandable" is not what people need to hear.
TopicVal Kilmer, Bourdain's suicide, "selfish"
AlphaCuck
06/08/18 3:47:32 PM
#39
SGT_Conti posted...
"Suicide is selfish. What about my feelings?! Haven't you ever thought about me?"

And depression very often puts someone in a mental state where they view themselves as a burden to literally everyone around them. At my darkest, I thought that killing myself would be doing the world a favour because my friends wouldn't need to pretend to be nice to me, my parents wouldn't need to feed me, my sister would be able to get the full attention of my parents, my therapist would be able to spend time helping someone who was actually worth helping. When you're thinking like this, suicide can feel like the most selfless act in the world.

Hence my point that suicide is the wrong response. If you're low then you're already more likely to reason with the notion of taking your life. But as we've already established it is always the incorrect thing to do. Just because suicide may feel like a selfless thing to do doesn't mean it is. And that's why people need to be reminded every now and then that killing yourself is the worst possible outcome for everyone involved. Yes, even the victim.
TopicVal Kilmer, Bourdain's suicide, "selfish"
AlphaCuck
06/08/18 3:42:28 PM
#37
ShutTheF---_Up posted...
Your complete disconnection with mental health and suicidal thoughts (in addition to a dumb assumption that he "didn't try to get help") pretty much signifies you as a joke account on this subject.


You act like suicide was Bourdain's only course of action. That says a lot about you I think.
TopicVal Kilmer, Bourdain's suicide, "selfish"
AlphaCuck
06/08/18 3:14:44 PM
#28
TheVipaGTS posted...
AlphaCuck posted...
prince_leo posted...
but wanting people to continue living is selfish too


Not if it's for the sake of the people who love them. In fact that would seem to be quite the opposite of selfishness. You can't condone suicide as a practical solution to life's problems when it completely destroys everyone at the center of it.

No one is condoning it, but attacking those who do it is just fucked up. You were going through some serious shit and saw death as your only option...but what about me?!...


Listen to me. Killing yourself over emotional pain is always the wrong thing to do. Suggesting it's even understandable to do it is also a bad thing to do because it can give someone the notion that it's okay to take that way out. In reality the action is completely senseless. If your problems are worth dying over then they're worth seeking recourse for. If it comes in the form of professional help then that's great.

I happen to believe the best help comes from harshly honest communication with those you love. Imagine what Bourdain's family would have done if he had told them he had been feeling bad enough that he may kill himself at any time. They would have told him they would do anything to keep that from happening because the alternative is too horrible to entertain.

Instead he's dead and he presumably didn't get to try to take on his problems with the help of his family, when his chances were best. And his family is now (and possibly forever) feeling the way he felt when decided to kill himself. His poor kid is probably wondering what problem could possibly be so bad that it's worth leaving her behind for.

I know that all sounds coarse of me to say but it is the reality of the issue. I'll stress again that I believe saying it's an understandable thing to do is a bad response to the situation. Dying before your time is bad for many different reasons.
TopicVal Kilmer, Bourdain's suicide, "selfish"
AlphaCuck
06/08/18 2:38:50 PM
#23
prince_leo posted...
but wanting people to continue living is selfish too


Not if it's for the sake of the people who love them. In fact that would seem to be quite the opposite of selfishness. You can't condone suicide as a practical solution to life's problems when it completely destroys everyone at the center of it.
TopicVal Kilmer, Bourdain's suicide, "selfish"
AlphaCuck
06/08/18 2:25:36 PM
#13
It doesn't matter whether the people who kill themselves live to hear the words or not. Killing yourself hurts everyone whose life you were a part of. Now Bourdain's kids lost a parent and have a hole they'll never be able to fill as long as they live.
TopicThat new Kanye is whack :/
AlphaCuck
06/03/18 4:44:18 AM
#3
Kanye? Is this 2004.
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