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Topicjust had Subway for the first time in years, a footlong cost $8.25
AlphaCuck
04/16/18 6:23:12 PM
#43
Anisoptera posted...
not all of us have a toaster that's big enough to toast baguette bread.


That's what the broil button on your oven is for.
TopicWhat will liberals say when Trump isn't impeached?
AlphaCuck
04/16/18 3:47:56 PM
#27
Heineken14 posted...
AlphaCuck posted...
I'm pretty sure they graciously accepted defeat,


ROFL

They surely didn't have this reaction

http://www.fox5dc.com/news/smashed-windows-chaotic-confrontation-near-inauguration
TopicHow is the Horror Stories YouTube channel not taken down yet?
AlphaCuck
04/16/18 3:42:58 PM
#8
EverDownward posted...
AlphaCuck posted...
EverDownward posted...
I get where you're coming from, but I enjoy it because it's an anthology of disturbing real life stuff. It's not the only place on the internet for this kinda stuff, either. Reddit has popular subreddits for it, too. People just enjoy spooky shit.

Gore and spookiness aren't really the same thing.

They don't have to be mutually exclusive. Hell, there was a story brought up in the OP against the channel I'll now use as a defense. The Porsche Girl story? Listening to her phone call moments before she, you know, goes splat, is spooky as shit.

And I argue that phone call alone is much scarier without the accompanying photo. Your imagination of the result is more conducive to scaring you than the photo could be, because that just makes it unpleasant.
TopicWhat will liberals say when Trump isn't impeached?
AlphaCuck
04/16/18 3:15:04 PM
#10
Medz1286 posted...
What did Republicans say when they failed there number one goal to make Obama a one term president?

*their

I'm pretty sure they graciously accepted defeat, unlike liberals in 2016.
TopicWhat will liberals say when Trump isn't impeached?
AlphaCuck
04/16/18 3:11:12 PM
#1
Nt
TopicGod of War review: Game of the generation
AlphaCuck
04/16/18 2:47:43 PM
#50
Solid Sonic posted...
This and Spider-Man seem to have the lion's share of hype but I'm not that excited about either.

That's because they're both derivative of games you've already played.
TopicIs Billy Mitchell dead?
AlphaCuck
04/16/18 2:42:42 PM
#6
Billy Mitchell could beat your high score at Donkey Kong while banging a groupie and keeping his mullet intact all at the same time. He'd probably come up with a great new hot sauce idea as well.
TopicHow is the Horror Stories YouTube channel not taken down yet?
AlphaCuck
04/16/18 2:37:05 PM
#6
EverDownward posted...
I get where you're coming from, but I enjoy it because it's an anthology of disturbing real life stuff. It's not the only place on the internet for this kinda stuff, either. Reddit has popular subreddits for it, too. People just enjoy spooky shit.

Gore and spookiness aren't really the same thing.
Topicjust had Subway for the first time in years, a footlong cost $8.25
AlphaCuck
04/16/18 2:33:25 PM
#3
Their bread has shoe polishing chemicals in it
TopicRIP R. Lee Emery
AlphaCuck
04/16/18 12:08:13 AM
#8
omega cookie posted...
Imagine making an R.I.P. thread and you can't even get the fucking guy's name right.

Lol
TopicGod of War review: Game of the generation
AlphaCuck
04/15/18 11:32:27 PM
#5
I somehow doubt that but I'll make that call after I play it
TopicAngry Joe has left Channel Awesome
AlphaCuck
04/15/18 11:27:26 PM
#88
Nostalgia Critic is annoying
Topicl want to fuck her
AlphaCuck
04/15/18 11:24:54 PM
#3
Looks like she just wants to fuck her phone
TopicDid anyone grow up with the Spyro trilogy? Was it any good?
AlphaCuck
04/15/18 11:09:15 PM
#14
PS1 has no good platformers. Except maybe Crash 2 IF I'm being generous.
TopicUS teacher for 17 years could not read
AlphaCuck
04/15/18 4:52:01 PM
#41
The American Dream tbh
TopicWhat do you call a machine that doesn't work?
AlphaCuck
04/15/18 4:21:54 PM
#4
Awesome-O... are you a "pleasure model"?
TopicMad Max really doesn't make sense
AlphaCuck
04/15/18 4:18:39 PM
#10
The fact the oil is depleted is more incidental to whole fact that civilization collapsed.
TopicWarned/Suspended General LVII: 57 Varieties
AlphaCuck
04/15/18 4:08:47 PM
#171
Thanks Amp!
Topicam sad
AlphaCuck
04/15/18 1:23:30 AM
#2
Wow that guy has a great butt
TopicMy God I just ate something that murdered my stomach
AlphaCuck
04/14/18 11:06:15 PM
#3
Better than going hungry
Topicwhy is the south such a fucking shithole?
AlphaCuck
04/14/18 10:57:49 PM
#60
Is TC mad at the south because they made Trump his president?
TopicPost a YouTube video you never get sick of.
AlphaCuck
04/14/18 10:46:44 PM
#17
A lot of these videos you guys have posted aren't worth watching once, let alone multiple times.
TopicReturn of the Jedi sucked
AlphaCuck
04/14/18 7:41:07 PM
#6
TC speaks the truth but fanboys won't hear it.
TopicTrump bombed Syria... so did Obama.
AlphaCuck
04/14/18 7:38:10 PM
#4
Genocet_10-325 posted...
"But WHAT ABOUT OBAMA"

The whataboutism level on CE is too damn high

Can you account for the disparity between your response to when Obama did the exact same thing Trump just did, years and years ago?
TopicTrump bombed Syria... so did Obama.
AlphaCuck
04/14/18 7:33:51 PM
#1
But for some reason when Trump does it, the response is "omg ww3 imminent!!". Not to mention this completely goes against the whole Trump-colluding-with-Russia conspiracy.
TopicThis is easily the most ridiculous suspension I've ever gotten.
AlphaCuck
04/14/18 5:30:12 PM
#31
Genocet_10-325 posted...
Suspending me for literally nothing because they disagree with my political beliefs


Alucard188 posted...
You have a pretty sad moderation history, and you posted a blatant joke topic on a gaming board. That was enough for your suspension.


"But but muh oppression!"
Topicim eating brabacue chips and tamales ama
AlphaCuck
04/13/18 11:11:59 PM
#3
Don't talk with your mouth full.
TopicDo you like this girl's ass tattoo?
AlphaCuck
04/13/18 11:01:18 PM
#6
Would hit that raw
TopicTrump - and liberal countries - bomb Syria.
AlphaCuck
04/13/18 10:58:57 PM
#16
It's true. As usual, Trump is at least 2 steps ahead of the libs.
TopicWe're attacking Syria tonight
AlphaCuck
04/13/18 10:19:05 PM
#150
EmeralDragon23 posted...
We are on the brink of World War 3.

Lmao. Nice try at fearmongering, amateur.
Topicso is trump just attacking syria to distract from domestic issues?
AlphaCuck
04/13/18 10:08:43 PM
#2
Let the liberal conspiracies begin!
TopicYour thoughts on PS4 new data collection FW 5.53
AlphaCuck
04/13/18 7:47:32 PM
#8
spudger posted...
i get the concern when its google/facebook. i dont get it when its video games.

"My privacy is only important sometimes"
TopicFunniest female comedian?
AlphaCuck
04/13/18 3:40:31 PM
#4
Damon Wayons in drag
TopicI just realized that some properties are still unfilmable.
AlphaCuck
04/13/18 1:08:26 PM
#3
Turns out games without a narrative base don't translate to a narrative-based medium.
TopicIf you're trying to use gamefaqs on mobile without using brave bowser, you wrong
AlphaCuck
04/13/18 4:50:42 AM
#5
How much are they paying you to spread around this tip
TopicI'm Black-American, and I legit don't get the non-Black fans of Hip-Hop
AlphaCuck
04/12/18 10:28:09 PM
#4
_BIueMonk posted...
I understand that Hip hop has some interesting videos, and I understand a lot of guys just like the hot girls.

You seem to just have an underdeveloped notion of what makes a hip-hop song "good".
TopicI forget if the live action Mortal Kombat movie was tolerable or not
AlphaCuck
04/12/18 4:15:05 AM
#2
The novelty wears off really fast
TopicGod of War reviews are dropping within an hour or two.
AlphaCuck
04/12/18 3:49:37 AM
#37
I highly doubt this game will feel like a 10, but I'm excited nonetheless.
TopicI never heard the word cuck til I came here.
AlphaCuck
04/11/18 7:22:22 PM
#6
Not sure how race falls into it, but you're right that cucks tend to be sexless losers.
TopicAnyone bored of the switch?
AlphaCuck
04/11/18 6:54:01 PM
#23
VerisimiIitude posted...
Ushiromiya posted...
garrspete posted...
All the Indy stuff is overrated.

This will always be a silly statement.

Yeah I dont get it either. Like people are tired of triple A devs doing shady stuff but tend to pass when indie devs seem to be making quality stuff.

I'm not tired of triple A devs doing shady stuff, just tired of them making shitty games. Indie games are even worse.
TopicRecent documentary about Michael Jackson's Dangerous album
AlphaCuck
04/11/18 6:52:42 PM
#14
Why u not tag me fam?
TopicUSC unveils campus mural that says "Dismantle Whiteness"
AlphaCuck
04/11/18 4:37:56 PM
#103
Libs have lost their mind
Topicfirst warm day in months. You know what that means
AlphaCuck
04/11/18 4:29:45 PM
#3
You're as bad as vegy
TopicThis nostalgia masturbation in the culture has gotten way out of hand.
AlphaCuck
04/11/18 3:32:15 PM
#76
26_Sandman_39 posted...
AlphaCuck posted...
26_Sandman_39 posted...
AlphaCuck posted...
I never said Crash was a Mario clone.

Spyro most certainly is a Mario clone.


Is this the part of my post you're going to argue?

Well I've kind of already dismantled your "argument", so if you're just going to keep making stuff up out of thin air, then yes, I'm moving on to your other infractions.


You didnt dismantle shit.

Au contraire mon frere
TopicSo. Trump admitted to obstruction of justice on twitter.
AlphaCuck
04/11/18 12:35:32 PM
#16
Cosmic_Diabetic posted...
"other than"
other than
other than

So it's safe to assume he didn't have his staff edit his message before he posted it again, right?

Omg lol. Cosmic Diabetic is probably gonna delete this post.

President Trump has outsmarted another liberal. Without even trying this time.
TopicImagine actually donating money to streamers
AlphaCuck
04/11/18 12:30:04 PM
#4
I actually have money and am free to do with it as i choose. I'm sorry if your mommy doesn't give you a big allowance.
TopicTiny Toons
AlphaCuck
04/11/18 12:18:08 PM
#15
It was ok back then. Hasn't aged well. Looney Tunes is infinitely better anyway.
TopicPSA: AlphaCuck is hothlin
AlphaCuck
04/11/18 12:11:24 PM
#9
This is pathetic, TC.

Plus, Hoth already said (I believe) he doesn't have any alts. Maybe he said he has at most one, don't really remember.
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