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| Topic | Nine years later: Was Resident Evil 5 racist? |
| AlphaCuck 04/11/18 12:02:01 PM #4 | If they had set the location in Africa and there weren't black zombies, people would've claimed whitewashing. Damned if you do, damned if you don't. |
| Topic | I bet Trump tried the illegal drug mariwana in the 20s |
| AlphaCuck 04/11/18 12:00:18 PM #5 | "We've got him for real this time!" |
| Topic | DevsBro why aren't you using the app |
| AlphaCuck 04/11/18 11:58:25 AM #3 | This is like hearing the neighbors fight. I won't intervene, it's none of my business. |
| Topic | i wish ash had used his crabby more often |
| AlphaCuck 04/11/18 11:55:23 AM #3 | Is this about some Pokiemon crap |
| Topic | muh cwistian nashun!!! |
| AlphaCuck 04/11/18 11:54:17 AM #2 | Whatever prompted you to make this topic, I guarantee you it was unnecessary. |
| Topic | *unzips* |
| AlphaCuck 04/11/18 11:52:24 AM #32 | thanosibe posted... This is TC posting on gamefaqs right now ... That's a good way to get cancer |
| Topic | *unzips* |
| AlphaCuck 04/11/18 11:47:51 AM #29 | this topic is makin me pretty horny |
| Topic | Burger King announces plans to sell chicken fries |
| AlphaCuck 04/11/18 11:46:28 AM #15 | I think 2005 was the last time I went to a Burger King lol. |
| Topic | lmao how did the blame for iraq get placed on the democrats |
| AlphaCuck 04/11/18 11:40:30 AM #3 | Because they voted to go to war, I guess? |
| Topic | Zaxby's has a great Cajun grilled chicken club. |
| AlphaCuck 04/11/18 11:38:42 AM #2 | Zaxby's? Grease on a plate. Yucko. |
| Topic | CE is full of nerds and nerds are impossible to talk to |
| AlphaCuck 04/11/18 11:32:04 AM #8 | You gonna prove it or you just gonna keep running your mouth |
| Topic | Wait wait...so their was a Data Breach on Facebook? |
| AlphaCuck 04/11/18 11:30:11 AM #2 | Their? |
| Topic | Black guys and Greek women. |
| AlphaCuck 04/11/18 11:19:49 AM #2 | Kratos is voiced by a black guy |
| Topic | Grand Theft Auto IV to remove a whole bunch of songs soon |
| AlphaCuck 04/11/18 11:16:00 AM #9 | pikachupwnage posted... Its pretyy obscene this is even a thing. Good Lord. You haven't even played this game in years. |
| Topic | Let's make a pizza chain tier list |
| AlphaCuck 04/11/18 11:10:38 AM #2 | 1. Homemade 2. Everything else |
| Topic | Grand Theft Auto IV to remove a whole bunch of songs soon |
| AlphaCuck 04/11/18 11:09:54 AM #5 | KhlavicLanguage posted... just dont fuck with Vladivostok FM Due to music licensing restrictions, we are required to remove certain songs from the in-game soundtrack of Grand Theft Auto IV and its Episodes, in particular a large portion of the Russian pop station, Vladivostok FM. |
| Topic | it's stupid to leave fb because ''zucc knows everything'' |
| AlphaCuck 04/11/18 11:00:29 AM #2 | Actual users didn't care about this until, like, 3 days ago. And it's not going to stop them from forgetting about it and continue using the service. Trendy feigned outrage bullshit. |
| Topic | This nostalgia masturbation in the culture has gotten way out of hand. |
| AlphaCuck 04/11/18 10:33:07 AM #74 | 26_Sandman_39 posted... AlphaCuck posted...I never said Crash was a Mario clone. Well I've kind of already dismantled your "argument", so if you're just going to keep making stuff up out of thin air, then yes, I'm moving on to your other infractions. |
| Topic | This nostalgia masturbation in the culture has gotten way out of hand. |
| AlphaCuck 04/10/18 9:14:31 PM #71 | I never said Crash was a Mario clone. Spyro most certainly is a Mario clone. |
| Topic | First Grader Finds Out She Has the Same Textbook Blake Shelton Used in 1982 |
| AlphaCuck 04/10/18 7:04:45 PM #2 | Tmaster148 posted... There are schools are using ~40 year old textbooks. Yeah, maybe you should crack one open. |
| Topic | This nostalgia masturbation in the culture has gotten way out of hand. |
| AlphaCuck 04/10/18 6:24:20 PM #69 | 26_Sandman_39 posted... I asked you to explain why they didnt age well. You gave one reasoning. That reasoning was they were Mario 64 clones. Soulessly ripping the 3D platform mechanics from Mario 64 and making them worse isn't "one thing", it's the whole thing. I said since Mario 64 wasnt a clone and you gave only 1 criteria for something to not age well, you must believe that Mario 64 has aged well. I point to an extreme flaw with Mario 64 that hasnt aged well and that both Spyro and Crash did better. You simply aren't making sense. Why does ripping off from one thing somehow make that thing immune from aging? You're talking about two different, independent factors here. They've both aged poorly, Spyro even more so because it's derivative of Mario 64. That doesn't mean Mario's aged well, but it's certainly aged better. |
| Topic | This nostalgia masturbation in the culture has gotten way out of hand. |
| AlphaCuck 04/10/18 4:13:49 PM #66 | 26_Sandman_39 posted... AlphaCuck posted...26_Sandman_39 posted...!16-BITTER posted...https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76501480 If you don't see the slippery slope of giving them your money every time they wave some of your dear memories in your face so they can sell it right back to you, then that's on you. I'll be over here, living in the present. 26_Sandman_39 posted... AlphaCuck posted...26_Sandman_39 posted...You said the reason Spyro and Crash sucked/didnt age well was because they were Mario clones (which they really werent), which leads me to believe you think Mario 64 aged well and to which I will immediately point to the awful camera and laugh in your face. No, you're trying to pigeon-hole me into saying Mario 64 has aged well so you can say I have a bias towards it. This topic wasn't even really about Mario 64, or Spyro for that matter. The fact Spyro is a poor man's platformer is besides the point. |
| Topic | This nostalgia masturbation in the culture has gotten way out of hand. |
| AlphaCuck 04/10/18 3:46:40 PM #59 | 26_Sandman_39 posted... You said the reason Spyro and Crash sucked/didnt age well was because they were Mario clones (which they really werent), which leads me to believe you think Mario 64 aged well and to which I will immediately point to the awful camera and laugh in your face. How does saying they're derivative of something equate to the original property aging well? You're reading into something I didn't even say. |
| Topic | This nostalgia masturbation in the culture has gotten way out of hand. |
| AlphaCuck 04/10/18 3:39:58 PM #56 | 26_Sandman_39 posted... 16-BITTER posted...https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76501480 Nothing wrong with nostalgia here and there. Rewarding companies by paying them for a trip to 20 years ago, like you'll be doing when this trilogy re-releases, there's a lot wrong with it. |
| Topic | This nostalgia masturbation in the culture has gotten way out of hand. |
| AlphaCuck 04/10/18 3:38:20 PM #54 | 26_Sandman_39 posted... A good year is about nothing in video game development time, especially when you consider it was also the 90s and it took more effort and longer hours to make games than it takes today. Bullshit. These games were literally pumped out in about a year. A year back then was pretty much the entire dev time. And what was your point, exactly? You seemed to just be trying to deflect from the issue that Spyro is deeply derivative of Mario 64 by saying the camera wasn't good. |
| Topic | This nostalgia masturbation in the culture has gotten way out of hand. |
| AlphaCuck 04/10/18 3:12:44 PM #48 | 26_Sandman_39 posted... AlphaCuck posted...26_Sandman_39 posted...AlphaCuck posted...gmanthebest posted...Literally called the Spyro trilogy "bad games". "Barely"? There was at least a good year between Mario 64 and Spyro. Not to mention you're divorcing it from the context that these games were being made in about a year. The influence is rather apparent. |
| Topic | This nostalgia masturbation in the culture has gotten way out of hand. |
| AlphaCuck 04/10/18 2:57:47 PM #46 | 26_Sandman_39 posted... AlphaCuck posted...gmanthebest posted...Literally called the Spyro trilogy "bad games". Something that's derivative of much better franchises shows its age, just naturally. Making a Mario clone, adding gliding to it, and then taking out all of the fun of level design makes for a poor game in 2018. I look back on it more as a curiosity in the age of mascot platformers, not the merits of its gameplay. I will say though, getting Stewart Copeland to do the soundtrack was really awesome. No denying that. |
| Topic | This nostalgia masturbation in the culture has gotten way out of hand. |
| AlphaCuck 04/10/18 2:40:09 PM #39 | gmanthebest posted... Literally called the Spyro trilogy "bad games". They were at best average at the time. They're 20-year old relics that haven't aged well and now they're being dug up and released again as something worth playing. If you like the games and want to play them, then fine. I've got no issue with that. But don't sit here and pretend it's on any other basis than nostalgia and it's not regressive. |
| Topic | This nostalgia masturbation in the culture has gotten way out of hand. |
| AlphaCuck 04/10/18 2:32:32 PM #38 | 26_Sandman_39 posted... Yeah, thats the reason video games have regressed. Surely its not the fact that new games are 2 hour 30 minute CGI movies with little gameplay and when there is, its mashing a button in a straight hallway. And when its not this, its a broken Call of Duty clone. Lazy and repetitive button-mashers weren't a thing before now? I've got some news for you, my friend. |
| Topic | This nostalgia masturbation in the culture has gotten way out of hand. |
| AlphaCuck 04/10/18 1:37:28 PM #26 | 16-BITTER posted... AlphaCuck posted...Celebrities forced into scandal settle out of court all the time because the damage to their reputation is greater than whatever price the lying scumbag who's attacking them is asking for. You must be too young to remember but Jackson faced these same allegations in a criminal trial and was found not guilty on any of the charges. When he was absolved that day, it was proven that these were all dirty rumors meant to hurt him. I swear, it's like any time you open your mouth your case just gets flimsier and flimsier. |
| Topic | This nostalgia masturbation in the culture has gotten way out of hand. |
| AlphaCuck 04/10/18 1:14:17 PM #23 | 16-BITTER posted... AlphaCuck posted...The difference is that Michael Jackson has inspired an entire generation of great artists who are worth supporting, and are there if you know where to look. Video games have regressed into releasing old games for new consoles at a price that's several times their value. Sounds more like you just can't address what I'm saying so it's easier for you to say I don't know what I'm talking about. Ironically, I don't think you know what you're talking about. Celebrities forced into scandal settle out of court all the time because the damage to their reputation is greater than whatever price the lying scumbag who's attacking them is asking for. |
| Topic | This nostalgia masturbation in the culture has gotten way out of hand. |
| AlphaCuck 04/10/18 1:04:36 PM #13 | 16-BITTER posted... You probably own remastered albums by your favorite pedophile singer though. The difference is that Michael Jackson has inspired an entire generation of great artists who are worth supporting, and are there if you know where to look. Video games have regressed into releasing old games for new consoles at a price that's several times their value. Plus, those dirty rumors about him are untrue. But I think all this is a little more nuance than you're able to comprehend. |
| Topic | Want the Megaman series to make an even bigger come back? Here's your chance |
| AlphaCuck 04/10/18 12:57:52 PM #10 | Veggeta X posted... R_Jackal posted...MegaMan won't make a comeback because it's too easy to cash in on remakes/remasters. Accepted this a long time ago. great let's add another tortured reboot to the list |
| Topic | Want the Megaman series to make an even bigger come back? Here's your chance |
| AlphaCuck 04/10/18 12:54:45 PM #3 | Being sold in retail as a two-disc bundle, presumably with both collections so they can probably charge $40-$60 |
| Topic | This nostalgia masturbation in the culture has gotten way out of hand. |
| AlphaCuck 04/10/18 12:52:01 PM #9 | Sounds like the millennials got their widdle feewings hurt because I called bad games what they are. Further proof they'd rather be lost in 20 years ago than address their problems in the present. |
| Topic | This nostalgia masturbation in the culture has gotten way out of hand. |
| AlphaCuck 04/10/18 12:44:19 PM #1 | It's not enough to reboot every movie that people so much as looked at a little funny, but also juggernauts like Star Wars and people lap it up. And now we're rebooting 20-year old shitty games like Crash, Spyro and MediEvil just because they know you people will buy it? Well congrats millennials, you've officially brought the culture to a standstill. |
| Topic | Kids today don't know what a cheat code is. |
| AlphaCuck 04/09/18 7:57:38 PM #1 | There are kids out there who have bought more lootboxes than entered cheat codes. LOL |
| Topic | ennui |
| AlphaCuck 04/08/18 1:01:46 PM #2 | Them's is fighting words |
| Topic | Have the KOTOR games aged well? |
| AlphaCuck 04/08/18 1:00:50 PM #8 | Very glad to see people ITT not beholden to their nostalgia goggles. |
| Topic | I have this idea for a person in our party to have a transparent |
| AlphaCuck 04/08/18 9:22:08 AM #10 | Choco posted... i don't see the connection to taking games seriously What's not to get? The people who play video games in public always have "the look". |
| Topic | I have this idea for a person in our party to have a transparent |
| AlphaCuck 04/08/18 9:10:27 AM #7 | Choco posted... AlphaCuck posted...people that take video games that seriously No people who play video games in public |
| Topic | I have this idea for a person in our party to have a transparent |
| AlphaCuck 04/08/18 8:52:42 AM #5 | Choco posted... AlphaCuck posted...KaiserDragoon67 posted...I know the other people waiting in line would get a kick out of it too. Most adults who see people that take video games that seriously know they're, well, childish. |
| Topic | I'm going to be 30 in July 7. |
| AlphaCuck 04/08/18 7:24:51 AM #2 | Upgrade to PS3 |
| Topic | I have this idea for a person in our party to have a transparent |
| AlphaCuck 04/08/18 7:24:05 AM #2 | KaiserDragoon67 posted... I know the other people waiting in line would get a kick out of it too. Maybe the children. Most will probably feel pretty cringey |
| Topic | Bitches, leave |
| AlphaCuck 04/08/18 6:23:22 AM #6 | You have 20 seconds to comply |
| Topic | The new The Wonder Years album has made me cry four times |
| AlphaCuck 04/07/18 11:37:28 PM #5 | xOmniCloudx posted... Ranzoh posted...There's a Wonder Years album? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wonder_Years:_Music_from_the_Emmy_Award-Winning_Show_%26_Its_Era |
| Topic | Donkey Kong legend Billy Mitchell Sues YouTuber for recording without consent. |
| AlphaCuck 04/07/18 12:53:42 PM #6 | Mitchell didn't even "cheat", he just used MAME |
| Topic | so the full document on the horror story of channel awesome is out |
| AlphaCuck 04/06/18 6:25:43 PM #45 | If they want to keep making money fucking people over, they can't be surprised when their gravy train ends. He's worth about $3 million by the way |
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