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TopicI wish Smash ultimate online didn't lag so much
AlphaCuck
12/08/18 10:17:04 AM
#7
Pick a better main
TopicNew AVGN episode: The Town With No Name!
AlphaCuck
12/05/18 8:15:29 PM
#22
This is just as poor as his previous episodes.
TopicWow AVGN is quite shit now
AlphaCuck
12/01/18 10:14:39 PM
#22
Wait AVGN made a movie? Lmao let me guess, it sucks
TopicWow AVGN is quite shit now
AlphaCuck
12/01/18 9:40:23 PM
#14
Conflict posted...
His older episodes had less depth and more spamming of explicit metaphors. Amiga CD32 is one of the best videos he has ever put out

But hey, if you're more interested in seeing how many ways he could say "puking on a pile of goat shit" than actually talking about the games, that's your business.

The problem is the actual games really aren't all that remarkable. He's been doing it so long that this is past the point of routine for him. There's a middle ground between being entertaining and being informative, and he clearly can't strike the balance like he used to.

I say all this as a non-fan, mind you.
TopicWow AVGN is quite shit now
AlphaCuck
12/01/18 9:23:53 PM
#1
I can recall a time (maybe 2006 or 07?) When he was actually sort of funny. Now... this new stuff is just sad. People oughta learn from the Simpsons to quit while they're ahead.
TopicBill Maher sucks so bad
AlphaCuck
11/17/18 1:19:51 PM
#55
EnragedSlith posted...
And then thousands of adult children threw a tantrum and proved his point.
TopicIn high school history we learned nothing at all about Canadian history. Nothing
AlphaCuck
11/17/18 11:59:38 AM
#3
Imagine not learning about American history.
TopicI just got woken up by a knock on my door.
AlphaCuck
11/06/18 7:49:28 AM
#35
Ten acres isn't that much, story is fake
TopicRemember when everyone was debating about whether the new Smash would be a port
AlphaCuck
11/05/18 1:11:44 AM
#2
no. I play real games
TopicImagine Super Mario Maker on Switch
AlphaCuck
11/04/18 4:07:41 PM
#14
How about imagine a better game on a console that's not a child's toy.
TopicNo Stewart Copeland tracks in Spyro Reignited, no buy.
AlphaCuck
11/04/18 4:04:22 PM
#12
UnfairRepresent posted...
That s*** is dumb. If you can enter a level you should be able to complete it then and there.

You shouldn't get testy when good video game design doesn't conform to your horrible OCD habits.
TopicThe best part about being an atheist is not having to fear death
AlphaCuck
11/04/18 3:55:23 PM
#2
So an atheist's death is much like an atheist's life.
TopicWhat are other games like Super Paper Mario and Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts
AlphaCuck
10/15/18 2:06:27 AM
#21
Nuts and Bolts is the best B&K game
TopicWoman falls over the railing to her death while taking selfie.
AlphaCuck
10/15/18 2:05:11 AM
#3
Sigh
TopicResident Evil 7 is so damn good
AlphaCuck
10/14/18 9:55:53 PM
#19
Pretty mediocre haunted house simulator
TopicBB has Crash Trilogy for 19.99(15.99 GCU)
AlphaCuck
10/02/18 1:07:11 AM
#8
But why would you buy an inferior version of a game you already own? It's like buying the Tiger handheld version.
TopicBB has Crash Trilogy for 19.99(15.99 GCU)
AlphaCuck
10/02/18 12:22:15 AM
#6
Don't need it. Bought the game day 1.
TopicPROOF that INCELS and Conservatives are closely aligned..
AlphaCuck
10/01/18 9:32:04 PM
#15
Heineken14 posted...
With people like Ann Coulter around, no shit men don't have opportunities to date attractive women.

Ann Coulter is 1000 times more attractive than the prettiest liberal woman.
Topicjus installed mod to make the handler less ugly in MH: World
AlphaCuck
09/30/18 11:51:19 PM
#4
Lol
TopicTfw you go back to old rap songs and hear em say the f word
AlphaCuck
09/30/18 11:31:51 PM
#2
Sounds like a personal issue you have with the song, not something the song's done.
TopicNeckbeard melting down over Kathleen Kenedy contact extension
AlphaCuck
09/29/18 4:26:36 PM
#27
Producers like Kennedy always get more work if they make lots of money, which she has. Disney isn't going to fire her just because some people don't like her.
TopicDon't sit in the booth behind me when we're the only ones at the Tace Bell
AlphaCuck
09/29/18 4:24:25 PM
#6
"Don't force social contact upon me"
TopicI got my flu shot today.
AlphaCuck
09/22/18 10:44:01 AM
#49
DezDroppedFreak posted...
AlphaCuck posted...
DezDroppedFreak posted...
Never give medical advice

Are you going to argue against hard science? Getting the flu and allowing the body to learn how to stave it off in the future is a much better defense than trying to cheat nature.


Never give medical advice

Enjoy your weak immune system.
TopicMan who retweeted post that said ''RT if women don't have penises'' fired
AlphaCuck
09/22/18 2:26:19 AM
#7
This is the world liberals want.
TopicI got my flu shot today.
AlphaCuck
09/22/18 2:23:56 AM
#45
DezDroppedFreak posted...
Never give medical advice

Are you going to argue against hard science? Getting the flu and allowing the body to learn how to stave it off in the future is a much better defense than trying to cheat nature.
TopicI got my flu shot today.
AlphaCuck
09/22/18 1:46:35 AM
#41
LanHikari10 posted...
Despite your trolling, I take my profession very seriously and will humor you. Please explain to me how there exists a single person in this world, let alone several as you seemed to have implied, that "can't even get the flu"?

And then, how exactly will the immunocompromised and allergic take their shots?

When you get the flu, your immune system creates antibodies that will make it easier to fight it off when you come into contact with it again.

People who can't take a flu shot will have to take other pre-cautions. Don't go outside, don't be around others, wash hands, etc.
TopicI got my flu shot today.
AlphaCuck
09/22/18 1:22:36 AM
#26
LanHikari10 posted...
AlphaCuck posted...
Literally haven't had the flu since I was kid. My immunity is much greater than anyone else's here.


I know this is a gimmick account, but I'll reiterate:

LanHikari10 posted...
Getting a vaccine benefits more than just you. Through the concept of herd immunity, if all those who can get a shot for a disease do, then those who cannot get the shot (weakened immune system, allergies, etc.) will be more protected because less people in general will get the disease and pass it on. It's still beneficial to get it.

How about instead of the people who can't even get the flu paying for a shot, the people who actually need one buy it for themselves instead of relying on everyone else to not get them sick? Crazy notion.
TopicI got my flu shot today.
AlphaCuck
09/22/18 1:19:23 AM
#24
Literally haven't had the flu since I was kid. My immunity is much greater than anyone else's here.
TopicI got my flu shot today.
AlphaCuck
09/21/18 9:59:26 PM
#10
I'm naturally very healthy so I don't need a flu shot.
TopicSo what's the consensus on the Spider-Man game
AlphaCuck
09/09/18 1:16:14 AM
#2
I dont know
TopicMy thoughts on Spider-Man from what I've played so far
AlphaCuck
09/08/18 6:55:56 PM
#7
BlueBoy675 posted...
and yeah... it plays like literally every Spider-Man game.

Well duh
TopicHideo Kojima x Conan O'Brien
AlphaCuck
09/08/18 2:16:06 AM
#5
Conan trying to please the weeb crowd since that's his audience.
TopicBreath of the Wild or new Spider-Man game?
AlphaCuck
09/07/18 5:14:44 PM
#11
You'll get bored with BOTW after like 6 hours.
TopicSomeday normal Batman will be Batman Beyond
AlphaCuck
09/06/18 8:56:55 PM
#3
Duncanwii posted...
Isnt the Batman we know really old in Batman Beyond and the Batman in that time is a new character that's a clone of the Batman we know?

Maybe that's the Batman you know.
TopicOnly 4% of House Democrats pay their interns.
AlphaCuck
09/06/18 3:43:27 PM
#21
Bullet_Wing posted...
TC is tails82 or at least shares his shit blog

Everything must seem like a vast conspiracy when your side is exposed for the liars they are.

SwordMaster13X posted...
AlphaCuck posted...
metralo posted...
what in the fuck does this have to do with trusting the dems

Considering the fact that the Republicans actually deliver on helping those who are working their way up, instead of just using it as a nice sound bite, it has a lot to do with who America should trust.


@AlphaCuck why dont 80 percent of Republicans pay their intern instead? Why only eight?

The numbers could be better, that's not in question. What is in question is why there are twice as many in the opposition of the party of the "little guy" paying their interns.
TopicOnly 4% of House Democrats pay their interns.
AlphaCuck
09/05/18 11:19:52 PM
#14
metralo posted...
what in the fuck does this have to do with trusting the dems

Considering the fact that the Republicans actually deliver on helping those who are working their way up, instead of just using it as a nice sound bite, it has a lot to do with who America should trust.
TopicOnly 4% of House Democrats pay their interns.
AlphaCuck
09/05/18 11:12:15 PM
#8
twitterfriends posted...
And 100% this is probably a skewed or misrepresentation of whats really going lmao

Actually it comes from your very own CNN:

https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/01/politics/house-interns-unpaid-struggle-trnd/index.html

So what will you say to get out of this one?
TopicOnly 4% of House Democrats pay their interns.
AlphaCuck
09/05/18 11:10:52 PM
#7
SwordMaster13X posted...
AlphaCuck posted...
8% of House Republicans pay theirs.

So why do people put their trust in the Dems again?


8 percent is low too

There are twice as many Republicans than Democrats in the House that believe in paying their interns. Seems to me Dems don't care at all for their own ideology.
TopicOnly 4% of House Democrats pay their interns.
AlphaCuck
09/05/18 11:05:54 PM
#1
8% of House Republicans pay theirs.

So why do people put their trust in the Dems again?
Topicleaving las vegas, final damage: $450 for one week
AlphaCuck
09/05/18 10:18:32 PM
#15
There's only one way to leave Las Vegas.
TopicBernie Sanders introduces the BEZO act to help end corporate welfare.
AlphaCuck
09/05/18 10:16:29 PM
#66
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
Of course, the obvious workaround here is outsource contracting.


Wasn't this threat made with ACA?
And every other labor protection?
1001 excuses to lube up for corporate masters. "Guys, there's nothing we can do ever, at all, for all eternity!!!"

Fuck that weak shit.

This post made me cringe.
TopicBernie Sanders introduces the BEZO act to help end corporate welfare.
AlphaCuck
09/05/18 4:24:31 PM
#45
s0nicfan posted...
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
I wonder what the conservative narrative against it will be, other than the non-starter of "no welfare anyways".


Why wouldn't the counter-narrative be that this has no upper limit and explicitly harms places like Goodwill that go out of their way to hire disabled people to give them work? I also don't see how companies are "getting welfare for free" as is implied here.

I don't think it's a terrible concept, but without seeing the details of the execution this has a million ways to backfire horribly.

Why try making good and coherent points to a liberal? They'll just resent you even more for it.
TopicPerfect Dark Zero is so terrible
AlphaCuck
09/04/18 11:03:48 PM
#11
Nuts and Bolts and PDZ are both underappreciated Rare games
TopicWhen will liberals accept that they're the racists?
AlphaCuck
09/04/18 6:27:38 PM
#21
bump
TopicPeople are screaming HARD at the Kavanaugh hearing
AlphaCuck
09/04/18 3:28:06 PM
#51
Liberals melting down. Awesome.
TopicWhen will liberals accept that they're the racists?
AlphaCuck
09/04/18 3:27:30 PM
#1
Maybe the irony is lost on them?
TopicIt was his hat, Mr. Krabs!!
AlphaCuck
08/31/18 8:58:55 PM
#12
PokemonExpert44 posted...
DerRickSanchez posted...
Unironically quoting a kids a kids show


????

SpongeBob isn't a kids show.

Yes it is
TopicI'm pretty sure my boss is closing out my programs that are non-work related
AlphaCuck
08/30/18 7:54:17 PM
#16
Don't do stuff that isn't related to your job at work.
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