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TopicTrump tells crowd that he likes when Ivanka calls him daddy
3rd_Best_Master
09/07/17 11:38:24 PM
#36
nbda3A4eWFR2 posted...
I believe the people who froth at the mouth accusing a person they know nothing about of being in an incestous relationship has a lot more wrong with their lives.

Your father wanted to date you too, didn't he?
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TopicDo you wear a smart watch?
3rd_Best_Master
09/07/17 11:36:48 PM
#6
Yup. Tells time and allows me to fart around with my phone in situations where I'd be unable to.
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TopicSo what happened to PandaMaster?
3rd_Best_Master
09/07/17 11:33:05 PM
#14
NibeIungsnarf posted...
He drove over a woman at some rally in Virginia

dayum
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TopicTrump tells crowd that he likes when Ivanka calls him daddy
3rd_Best_Master
09/07/17 11:31:30 PM
#27
OpheliaAdenade posted...
3rd_Best_Master posted...
LightningAce11 posted...
The Admiral posted...
Was expecting the Twitter poster to be some emasculated guy.

Got exactly that.

How does he look emasculated, pray tell?

Cause apparently Addy considers a father sexualizing his daughter in the media for years as emasculating other dudes. Hopefully he doesn't have any kids himself.


Addy is a certified nutso. Did you know he lies about being Jewish to pick up girls on dating apps? :u That's his fetish. He's probably just offended that the topic is dismissive of Ivanka, who happens to be hot AND Jewish. Addy can barely contain himself.

I bet he stands by Trump saying that his own daughter is a piece of ass and they'd definitely be dating if they weren't related, too. All of those previous comments, plus the daddy stuff, are just completely normal in Addy's family, where the tree forks on itself.
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TopicTrump tells crowd that he likes when Ivanka calls him daddy
3rd_Best_Master
09/07/17 11:24:53 PM
#17
LightningAce11 posted...
The Admiral posted...
Was expecting the Twitter poster to be some emasculated guy.

Got exactly that.

How does he look emasculated, pray tell?

Cause apparently Addy considers a father sexualizing his daughter in the media for years as emasculating other dudes. Hopefully he doesn't have any kids himself.
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TopicTrump tells crowd that he likes when Ivanka calls him daddy
3rd_Best_Master
09/07/17 11:19:50 PM
#5
Back_Stabbath posted...
he didn't spin that in a creepy way at all though

If you ignore past remarks then sure.
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TopicThis was somewhat disturbing, but I still busted a full nut
3rd_Best_Master
09/07/17 10:14:19 PM
#6
huh?
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TopicNew South Park game gets harder the darker you are
3rd_Best_Master
09/07/17 10:11:54 PM
#147
We've finally accepted that it won't be black people that will be the demographic that's most offended by this, haven't we? Sorta begs the question of which one will be, though.
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TopicSo has Milo fallen off the grid for good?
3rd_Best_Master
09/07/17 10:06:28 PM
#5
Mal_Fet insists he's still huge and popular. He's like his only die-hard fan left.
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Topicrepublicans think lex luthor is the good guy and superman is the villain
3rd_Best_Master
09/07/17 10:05:37 PM
#49
darkphoenix181 posted...
btw, superman isn't an illegal alien because kryptonians were on earth millions of years before humans or some bs like that right?

they are natives more than humans

The same exact logic allows native americans to just piss in the White House toilets whenever they wish to.
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TopicWhat's a "McGangBang"?
3rd_Best_Master
09/06/17 2:08:50 PM
#3
It's a mcchicken sandwiched between the patties of a mcdouble.


It's delicious as hell.
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TopicBrown rice is disgusting omg
3rd_Best_Master
09/05/17 10:49:36 PM
#6
Me and my fiance will sometimes make chicken, egg and rice cause it's fast and easy; only thing is she loves how I make it much more than when she does. The only thing I do differently than her is use white rice instead of brown. Even after I point out the difference she still has the audacity to claim that brown rice is superior and more delicious than white.
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TopicWhy does the right hate college?
3rd_Best_Master
09/05/17 10:37:50 PM
#11
Because they don't teach the real truth about black presidents making frogs gay or homosexuals causing tropical storms.
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TopicI love how more guns were sold under obama...
3rd_Best_Master
09/05/17 10:06:23 PM
#78
I love how there's an entire page of this topic dedicated to losers stroking off about their shitty retail jobs.
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TopicGeography check, is New Zealand in the US?
3rd_Best_Master
09/05/17 9:30:46 PM
#6
It's somewhere to the right.
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Topic57,000 people are going to point all deir fans towards Hurrican Irma...XD
3rd_Best_Master
09/05/17 9:28:20 PM
#13
Where's Superman to punch the storm when you need him?
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TopicWhat a surprise, the Red Sox were caught cheating. Typical Boston sports.
3rd_Best_Master
09/05/17 9:24:22 PM
#10
So both teams were videotaping each other but only one decided to actually whine about it?
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TopicSo Hurricane Irma might nail New England
3rd_Best_Master
09/05/17 9:16:48 PM
#24
How he gonna say the shelves are bare of drinks when there were drinks right behind him?
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Topic22 y/o Trump Supporter who's HALF CHINESE Pepper Sprays a TRANSGENDER Girl!!
3rd_Best_Master
09/05/17 9:07:13 PM
#5
Hello, Allison, I wanna hold your hand
I haven't been the same man
Since I saw you comin' in
Let's have a toast to the girl in aisle 10…
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TopicSo Hurricane Irma might nail New England
3rd_Best_Master
09/05/17 9:00:34 PM
#17
Patty_Fleur posted...
butthole666 posted...
*storms get more and more extreme*

Climate change totally isn't a thing guys


Climate change is natural. Ever heard of the ice age?

Better not put any effort into mitigating it's effects cause something something bad for the economy.
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TopicWho is most to blame for the 2016 Election?
3rd_Best_Master
09/05/17 7:44:36 PM
#38
darkphoenix181 posted...
3rd_Best_Master posted...
darkphoenix181 posted...
3rd_Best_Master posted...
White people


not an option for good reason

Gotta see what the next best reason was, obviously.


do you credit Obama's win to "black people"?

Are there more black people in the country than white people?
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TopicWho is most to blame for the 2016 Election?
3rd_Best_Master
09/05/17 5:33:16 PM
#19
darkphoenix181 posted...
3rd_Best_Master posted...
White people


not an option for good reason

Gotta see what the next best reason was, obviously.
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TopicWho is most to blame for the 2016 Election?
3rd_Best_Master
09/05/17 5:27:36 PM
#12
White people
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TopicFidget spinners are dead.
3rd_Best_Master
09/05/17 5:27:03 PM
#11

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TopicIf your kid is vaccinated, what gives you the right...
3rd_Best_Master
09/04/17 8:27:33 PM
#41
Gheb posted...
The fact that this argument is so cleanly split between notorious shitposters and literally everyone else basically says everything you need to know.

It's pretty surprising how frequently this sentence applies to so many topics on CE nowadays.
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TopicBible tell us that workers are entitled to their labor.
3rd_Best_Master
09/04/17 8:26:14 PM
#12
DarthAragorn posted...
KnightofShikari posted...
HorrorJudasGoat posted...
The Bible also says that a man killed 1000 people with the jawbone of a donkey.

and riddick killed a dude with a teacup

And John Wick once killed three men in a bar, with a pencil. With a fucking pencil

The Joker can do a pretty impressive magic trick with a pencil too.
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TopicDid Lonzo Ball just end Nas's career
3rd_Best_Master
09/04/17 8:23:55 PM
#2
Who?
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TopicBible tell us that workers are entitled to their labor.
3rd_Best_Master
09/04/17 8:23:25 PM
#10
Supply-side Jesus tells us that the farmer shouldn't grow crops at all, cause if he does it'll devalue the crops already existing in the market.
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TopicThis persecution of the white male has to stop!
3rd_Best_Master
09/04/17 8:19:14 PM
#45
HorrorJudasGoat posted...
Amazon openly sells tons of anti-White paraphernalia
https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=anti+racist

When you search for anti-black, only results are irrelevant beauty and homeopathy products
https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=anti+black&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Aanti+black

racist = white? lol what?
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TopicJohn Legend is looking for White People who are FAT to play TRUMP SUPPORTERS!!
3rd_Best_Master
09/04/17 8:15:12 PM
#7
Should be one of the easiest casting calls ever.
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TopicBok Choi has been suspended
3rd_Best_Master
09/04/17 6:12:39 PM
#69
Zikten posted...
3rd_Best_Master posted...
And your posting history since then has definitely earned you the benefit of a doubt.

my posting history is a history of the same misunderstandings. I have never actually said a racist thing on this site. people misinterpret my meanings. and I know you won't believe me, so save it. just speaking my mind. but that is why I am defending bok, cause I sympathize with him. I feel like he's in a similar situation as me.

Idk man, Occam's razor seems to suggest it's far more believable that you just really are that way, and not hundreds of people over a decade just simply misunderstanding you. Maybe learn to speak better? Oh who am I kidding, your neet ass will just double down on it.
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TopicModded for saying China destroyed the environment - in a topic about CEmen
3rd_Best_Master
09/04/17 6:09:43 PM
#58
Nomadic View posted...
3rd_Best_Master posted...
Nomadic View posted...
Did you use [forceful sexual intercourse] instead of "destroy"? Because that is more likely the reason for the moderation than the context of your argument.

Did the environment consent to China fucking it? Cause if it didn't then it's an apt descriptor of China's actions.


Considering that neither one is sentient nor has genitals, no it isn't.

And yet there's very few words that carry as succinct a connotation that describe China's treatment of the environment.
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TopicBok Choi has been suspended
3rd_Best_Master
09/04/17 6:07:51 PM
#65
Zikten posted...
Schwarber posted...
That is definitely the full context of the joke.

someone then said "riiiiiiight. cause all black people are lazy right?"

and I said "no, but all baracks are"

and then the mods suspended me

I never even knew there was a black lazy stereotype. that's how I learned about it. I was legit 100% innocent, but the mods cracked down on me despite my explanations. it still pisses me off to this day

And your posting history since then has definitely earned you the benefit of a doubt.
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TopicModded for saying China destroyed the environment - in a topic about CEmen
3rd_Best_Master
09/04/17 6:03:15 PM
#55
Nomadic View posted...
Did you use [forceful sexual intercourse] instead of "destroy"? Because that is more likely the reason for the moderation than the context of your argument.

Did the environment consent to China fucking it? Cause if it didn't then it's an apt descriptor of China's actions.
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TopicReddit is becoming the CNN of websites.
3rd_Best_Master
09/04/17 6:01:32 PM
#7
Bio1590 posted...
Meanwhile Hoth gets his rocks off on Reddit by advocating for the killing of all muslims and black people

Or scouring t_d for bullshit to post on CE.
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TopicHas Trump donated the 1 million yet?
3rd_Best_Master
09/03/17 1:51:57 PM
#21
NadYobWoc posted...
Are you just trolling? You don't strike me as a particularly stupid person, but so many of your posts just make no sense without staggering levels of cognitive dissonance.

Addy in a nutshell. He lives his life as if context were taboo.
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Topicjustice department says there's no evidence of trump tower being wiretapped
3rd_Best_Master
09/03/17 1:36:28 PM
#32
literal_garbage posted...
Ruvan22 posted...
literal_garbage posted...
BewmHedshot posted...
literal_garbage posted...
Why do we have to take the "justice department" as the main authority on this?

They're the ones who authorize wiretaps when a federal organization requests one. You wouldn't go to a dentist for help with joint pain, would you?

So there liars is what your saying


What makes you believe the justice department is lying?

Why should I believe them

Who is in charge of the Department of Justice, who appointed him, and what reason would he have for lying?
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TopicThey ruined Hungry Hungry Hippos for the new generation.
3rd_Best_Master
09/03/17 6:23:46 AM
#6
They added a golden snitch?
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TopicWould you accept this Gun Rights / Gun Control political compromise?
3rd_Best_Master
09/03/17 2:02:51 AM
#4
Sativa_Rose posted...
gunplagirl posted...
Only the first part works, the second and third are backwards and totally ignore that certain states have laws regarding that stuff in place because it deters issues. Like NYC having such strict laws on the books.


NYC is an example of a city that has restricted the Second Amendment far, far too excessively. New York State as a whole has done this, actually. They could use some of these proposals.

Also, if it's just more gun control and no concessions given to gun rights advocates, then it's not a compromise.

What laws or requirements causes gun control to be too excessive? What's an example of a state and it's laws that causes gun control to be too lax?
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TopicThe US govt killed more civilians this month than all European terrorist attacks
3rd_Best_Master
09/03/17 12:03:07 AM
#39
FluttershyPony posted...
>syria
>civilians

Love and friendship, except for brown people.
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TopicBad people can do good things, but for good people to do bad things...
3rd_Best_Master
09/02/17 11:20:05 PM
#3
Posting in a topic full of links but no arguments.
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TopicWhy didnt Starscream just...kill Megatron?
3rd_Best_Master
09/02/17 11:08:15 PM
#14
Yeah that's the one.
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TopicWhy didnt Starscream just...kill Megatron?
3rd_Best_Master
09/02/17 10:53:56 PM
#10
I just remember it was one he swooped on at the last second and used it to level a forest, or something like that. It was some racecar.
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TopicWhy didnt Starscream just...kill Megatron?
3rd_Best_Master
09/02/17 10:48:39 PM
#8
I remember Starscream ended up with one of the most powerful minibots in one episode and in like the very next one he loses it with very little fanfare. I need to re-watch that series and find out what actually happens.
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TopicIntelligent People Have Fewer Friends
3rd_Best_Master
09/02/17 10:34:00 PM
#10
Is this the excuse we're going with now?
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TopicWhite House walks back promise about Trump donating his personal money to
3rd_Best_Master
09/02/17 9:50:02 PM
#95
That sound stops when you two close your accounts.
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TopicOH MY FUCK lT'S 107 DEGREES
3rd_Best_Master
09/02/17 8:41:09 PM
#10
eggcorn posted...
yah man It's f***in hot but I can't complain I know it gets worse elsewhere.

Fuck elsewhere, my buns are toasting!
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TopicIf you think GameFAQs mods are bad, try the Critical Role subreddit.
3rd_Best_Master
09/02/17 6:10:59 PM
#7
Seems pretty natural for any forum where the users can become moderators. You don't think gamefaqs has a reputation for harsh moderations for no reason at all, do you?
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