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tremain07
09/07/17 5:34:16 PM
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I hope they allow you to choose a religion as well, be as offensive as possible and if anybody censors it release the game uncensored yourselves.
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Alucard188
09/07/17 5:35:57 PM
#103:


tremain07 posted...
I hope they allow you to choose a religion as well, be as offensive as possible and if anybody censors it release the game uncensored yourselves.


Well, there is a part early game in which you have to fend off two child-molesting Catholic Priests - one of which attacks you with anal beads he pulls out of his ass, so...
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Axiom
09/07/17 5:37:00 PM
#104:


Lmao that's so fucking great. I can't wait for this game
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Gafemage
09/07/17 5:37:36 PM
#105:


Freddie_Mercury posted...
TheFuriousInch posted...
Mernardi posted...
KILBOTz posted...
so what group will get most offended by this?

White people

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Zeeak4444
09/07/17 5:46:30 PM
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Th3HonestTruth posted...
eston posted...
Now that's social commentary

Calling things social commentary is a perfect way to hide from criticism. I bet if South Park made the gamer EASIER for having dark skin you'd just take it in stride too.


Lmao. Should be called, the deluded truth.
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tremain07
09/07/17 5:47:20 PM
#108:


They should have a PC group that justifies anything bad you do in the game and gives you free heal items or something if you go the extra hard difficulty.
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KingTumbleweed
09/07/17 5:49:42 PM
#109:


tremain07 posted...
They should have a PC group that justifies anything bad you do in the game and gives you free heal items or something if you go the extra hard difficulty.

If PC Prinicipal is an ally then this should happen.
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Darmik
09/07/17 5:51:22 PM
#110:


Here is the trans stuff mentioned earlier
Later in the game, The Fractured but Whole asks you to choose your character's gender. In a conversation with South Park school counsellor Mr Mackey (the "drugs are bad MKAY" guy), you must choose from three options: male, female and other. In previous South Park game A Stick of Truth, you had to play as a boy.

Our Aoife and Chris picked female. Mr Mackey ums and ahs before calling your parents, who reinforce the decision.

It turns out, if you pick a non-male character, Ubisoft will use the conversation with Mr Mackey as a smart retconning of The Stick of Truth.

"So the whole King and Stick of Truth thing, she was actually a girl the entire time?"

Mr Mackey then asks you to clarify exactly what you mean by a girl. You're then asked to select whether you identify as cisgender or transgender.

Aoife and Chris picked transgender, and Mr Mackey once again calls your parents. "It still tracks with The Stick of Truth, yes it does. She was definitely a girl the whole time. Yes of course. I get it."


fenderbender321 posted...
But if you're on the opposite side of the spectrum, a racist hillbilly conservative, you can see it as "yeah, it's more difficult because black people suck at life".

Both sides are being trolled equally by Parker and Stone here, just for the sake of it. Brilliant. Sheer genius.


Did you read the article? Combat is the same. But people give you less money and treat you worse because you're black. Cartman outright says ""Don't worry, this doesn't affect combat. Just every other aspect of your whole life."
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KillerKhan420
09/07/17 5:52:45 PM
#111:


The creators are self cuckolds it's no surprise. They didn't have the balls to depict Muhammad in their show but to show they're down with the homies they'll create a fuck white people them about white privilege.

No wonder the show hasnt caught back on like it did in 98.
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NINExATExSEVEN
09/07/17 5:57:59 PM
#112:


KillerKhan420 posted...
The creators are self cuckolds it's no surprise. They didn't have the balls to depict Muhammad in their show but to show they're down with the homies they'll create a fuck white people them about white privilege.

No wonder the show hasnt caught back on like it did in 98.


Why didn't they make fun of Muslims or Mohamed? I didn't watch all of South park but I can't remember ever seeing anything related to Islam.
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orcus_snake
09/07/17 6:01:41 PM
#113:


they probably do not want to get murdered.
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tremain07
09/07/17 6:02:52 PM
#114:


Mohamed appeared on the show as part of the super best friends episode that nobody remembers but in modern times the threat of Islamic extremists has caused all networks to cease any and all mention of anything Islamic least the extremists take it as an insult and start a violent riot. South park made an episode about how cowardly it is to appease these fucking idiots and comedy central wussed out at the last moment and censored mohamed's appearance in the show completely proving Kyle's point. Everyone was outraged and Comedy Central jusified it because their staff was getting threats made to them before the episode aired.
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Gafemage
09/07/17 6:05:32 PM
#115:


KILBOTz posted...
so what group will get most offended by this?


KillerKhan420 posted...
The creators are self cuckolds it's no surprise. They didn't have the balls to depict Muhammad in their show but to show they're down with the homies they'll create a fuck white people them about white privilege.

No wonder the show hasnt caught back on like it did in 98.


Well I guess that answers that question...
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the_cajun88
09/07/17 6:07:59 PM
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GeneralZhao
09/07/17 6:08:33 PM
#117:


KillerKhan420 posted...
The creators are self cuckolds it's no surprise.


....They like watching themselves...get fucked?
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boxington
09/07/17 6:11:10 PM
#118:


the_cajun88 posted...
I'm black and this amuses me.

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TheoryzC
09/07/17 6:15:00 PM
#119:


Lmao
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Darmik
09/07/17 6:18:09 PM
#120:


Gafemage posted...
KILBOTz posted...
so what group will get most offended by this?


KillerKhan420 posted...
The creators are self cuckolds it's no surprise. They didn't have the balls to depict Muhammad in their show but to show they're down with the homies they'll create a fuck white people them about white privilege.

No wonder the show hasnt caught back on like it did in 98.


Well I guess that answers that question...


There was also this guy

averagejoel posted...
they're probably trying to portray themselves as "woke" to bait progressives into buying it

or some other reactionary garbage

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Bloodychess
09/07/17 6:23:26 PM
#121:


Was half expecting a dick joke when I read the title
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Dathrowed1
09/07/17 7:06:46 PM
#122:


NINExATExSEVEN posted...
KillerKhan420 posted...
The creators are self cuckolds it's no surprise. They didn't have the balls to depict Muhammad in their show but to show they're down with the homies they'll create a fuck white people them about white privilege.

No wonder the show hasnt caught back on like it did in 98.


Why didn't they make fun of Muslims or Mohamed? I didn't watch all of South park but I can't remember ever seeing anything related to Islam.

They value their lives
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_Squirtle_
09/07/17 7:11:19 PM
#123:


rumor is that black characters also make less money for in-game things and have different dialog directed at them
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IHeartRadiation
09/07/17 7:11:52 PM
#124:


This game is built for me

I get harder the darker I am too
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Darmik
09/07/17 7:13:31 PM
#125:


Dathrowed1 posted...
NINExATExSEVEN posted...
KillerKhan420 posted...
The creators are self cuckolds it's no surprise. They didn't have the balls to depict Muhammad in their show but to show they're down with the homies they'll create a fuck white people them about white privilege.

No wonder the show hasnt caught back on like it did in 98.


Why didn't they make fun of Muslims or Mohamed? I didn't watch all of South park but I can't remember ever seeing anything related to Islam.

They value their lives


Nah they wanted to. Comedy Central wouldn't let them.
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UncleBourbon33
09/07/17 8:02:55 PM
#126:


K181 posted...
I've joked for a while that being white in America is like playing a game on easy mode, so nice to see a game acknowledge that.

Except it's not true.
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Zack_Attackv1
09/07/17 8:15:08 PM
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dave_is_slick
09/07/17 8:39:29 PM
#130:


Maybe it's because I stopped liking South Park long ago, but I don't see what the humor is.
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TrevorBlack79
09/07/17 8:40:09 PM
#131:


@KillerKhan420 posted...
They didn't have the balls to depict Muhammad


Yes they did. Congratulations on trying to speak with authority on a subject you don't even have superficial knowledge of.
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fan357
09/07/17 9:18:13 PM
#132:


They showed Mohammed years ago and nobody cared then.
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hortanz
09/07/17 9:21:51 PM
#134:


KillerKhan420 posted...
The creators are self cuckolds it's no surprise. They didn't have the balls to depict Muhammad in their show but to show they're down with the homies they'll create a fuck white people them about white privilege.

No wonder the show hasnt caught back on like it did in 98.


Congratulations you lived long enough to be offended by South Park
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Skye Reynolds
09/07/17 9:22:54 PM
#135:


Darkninja42 posted...
That's pretty funny
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XHJYFL
09/07/17 9:23:03 PM
#136:


What if I want to play the hardest difficulty and want my character to be white? This is bad game design.
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Terra-enforcer
09/07/17 9:25:18 PM
#137:


XHJYFL posted...
What if I want to play the hardest difficulty and want my character to be white? This is bad game design.

Calm down. Apparently it only changes dialogue options and you get less money at times. The gameplay is supposedly identical.

Besides, this is just a video game character. Is being black that bad? lol
Luckily it doesn't change your race irl if you were worried about that or something >_>
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Zeeak4444
09/07/17 9:29:44 PM
#138:


Terra-enforcer posted...
XHJYFL posted...
What if I want to play the hardest difficulty and want my character to be white? This is bad game design.

Calm down. Apparently it only changes dialogue options and you get less money at times. The gameplay is supposedly identical.

Besides, this is just a video game character. Is being black that bad? lol
Luckily it doesn't change your race irl if you were worried about that or something >_>


He refused to let Barret in his party whenever it wasn't mandatory in FF7 too, probably.
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Darmik
09/07/17 9:33:23 PM
#139:


XHJYFL posted...
What if I want to play the hardest difficulty and want my character to be white? This is bad game design.


Too bad.
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Terra-enforcer
09/07/17 9:34:47 PM
#140:


Zeeak4444 posted...
Terra-enforcer posted...
XHJYFL posted...
What if I want to play the hardest difficulty and want my character to be white? This is bad game design.

Calm down. Apparently it only changes dialogue options and you get less money at times. The gameplay is supposedly identical.

Besides, this is just a video game character. Is being black that bad? lol
Luckily it doesn't change your race irl if you were worried about that or something >_>


He refused to let Barret in his party whenever it wasn't mandatory in FF7 too, probably.

Sounds accurate lol
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Mernardi
09/07/17 9:35:59 PM
#141:


Zeeak4444 posted...
Terra-enforcer posted...
XHJYFL posted...
What if I want to play the hardest difficulty and want my character to be white? This is bad game design.

Calm down. Apparently it only changes dialogue options and you get less money at times. The gameplay is supposedly identical.

Besides, this is just a video game character. Is being black that bad? lol
Luckily it doesn't change your race irl if you were worried about that or something >_>


He refused to let Barret in his party whenever it wasn't mandatory in FF7 too, probably.

Get a load of this @$!?& Barret was a badass lol.
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LightningAce11
09/07/17 9:36:17 PM
#142:


This is hilarious, and I can actually see this offending the other crowd, seeing as it has "white privilege" as a focal point.
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ThyCorndog
09/07/17 9:40:42 PM
#143:


i'm so glad they're doing this. it's hilarious
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sylverlolol
09/07/17 9:42:57 PM
#144:


GeneralZhao posted...
KillerKhan420 posted...
The creators are self cuckolds it's no surprise.


....They like watching themselves...get fucked?

This made me lol more than it probably should have
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RickyTheBAWSE
09/07/17 9:59:55 PM
#145:


hortanz posted...
KillerKhan420 posted...
The creators are self cuckolds it's no surprise. They didn't have the balls to depict Muhammad in their show but to show they're down with the homies they'll create a fuck white people them about white privilege.

No wonder the show hasnt caught back on like it did in 98.


Congratulations you lived long enough to be offended by South Park


lol, damn
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Bloodychess
09/07/17 10:09:38 PM
#146:


RickyTheBAWSE posted...
hortanz posted...
KillerKhan420 posted...
The creators are self cuckolds it's no surprise. They didn't have the balls to depict Muhammad in their show but to show they're down with the homies they'll create a fuck white people them about white privilege.

No wonder the show hasnt caught back on like it did in 98.


Congratulations you lived long enough to be offended by South Park


lol, damn


I'd feel the same way if I hadn't seen that sentence word for word used on people for years
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3rd_Best_Master
09/07/17 10:11:54 PM
#147:


We've finally accepted that it won't be black people that will be the demographic that's most offended by this, haven't we? Sorta begs the question of which one will be, though.
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Darmik
09/07/17 10:16:24 PM
#148:


3rd_Best_Master posted...
We've finally accepted that it won't be black people that will be the demographic that's most offended by this, haven't we? Sorta begs the question of which one will be, though.


Why would black people be offended? It's a joke about white privilege.
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I Like Toast
09/07/17 10:17:52 PM
#149:


XHJYFL posted...
What if I want to play the hardest difficulty and want my character to be white? This is bad game design.

Same thing that happens when you want to play as a white cj in San Andreas.
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pegusus123456
09/07/17 10:20:15 PM
#150:


When you select your color/difficulty, Cartman says, "Don't worry, this won't affect combat. Just every other aspect of your life."
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sktgamer_13dude
09/07/17 10:29:06 PM
#151:


KillerKhan420 posted...
The creators are self cuckolds it's no surprise. They didn't have the balls to depict Muhammad in their show but to show they're down with the homies they'll create a fuck white people them about white privilege.

No wonder the show hasnt caught back on like it did in 98.

Comedy Central didn't want to.

They showed Muhammad in the "Super Best Friends" episode and no one cared.
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Lorenzo_2003
09/07/17 10:36:03 PM
#152:


This new feature will confuse different people. And, no, not just the racist ones. On the one hand, some will think it's great South Park is adding a game feature that sort of simulates the difficulty of living as a person of color. But on the other, it's going to be seen as a kind of cultural appropriation by two white males who aren't allies anyway. (Technically, Stone's mom is Jewish, but he doesn't identify with that and grew up secular.) Parker and Stone have said before that they aren't on anyone's side and people see whatever they want to see in their work. Stone, himself, has said "I hate conservatives, but I really hate liberals."
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