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yusiko
09/07/17 4:14:41 PM
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a rich job creator doing his best to deal with an illegal immigrant
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Duncanwii
09/07/17 4:15:20 PM
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Well Lex was President Trump lite at one point so...
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darkphoenix181
09/07/17 4:15:52 PM
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superman pulled himself up by his bootstraps from humble begginnings in red state Kansas
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SSJGrimReaper
09/07/17 4:17:24 PM
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yusiko
09/07/17 4:17:36 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
superman pulled himself up by his bootstraps from humble begginnings in red state Kansas




on the tax payers dime
that illegal needs to go back to where he came from in the eyes of the republican party
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refmon
09/07/17 4:17:40 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
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Veggeta X
09/07/17 4:18:03 PM
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But Superman contributed to the world way more than Lex ever did. His morals and compassion literally is more American than Lex/Trump's.
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Veggeta X
09/07/17 4:18:35 PM
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And can yall stop stealing my fucking thunder. Holy shit.
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darkphoenix181
09/07/17 4:19:07 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...



lol

Lex is black

checkmate tc
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Mal_Fet
09/07/17 4:20:53 PM
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Superman isn't an illegal immigrant. He was adopted by US citizens.
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yusiko
09/07/17 4:21:10 PM
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Veggeta X posted...
But Superman contributed to the world way more than Lex ever did. His morals and compassion literally is more American than Lex/Trump's.




morals and compassion arent american values otherwise trump wouldnt be the president




darkphoenix181 posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...



lol

Lex is black

checkmate tc



its a spray tan
he is rich enough to afford it
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yusiko
09/07/17 4:21:52 PM
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Mal_Fet posted...
Superman isn't an illegal immigrant. He was adopted by US citizens.




show me the paper work
they arent his adopted parents they are accomplices to his crime of entering the country illegally
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Veggeta X
09/07/17 4:22:00 PM
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yusiko posted...
morals and compassion arent american values otherwise trump wouldnt be the president

*cries*
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Gimmick
09/07/17 4:22:10 PM
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Mal_Fet posted...
Superman isn't an illegal immigrant. He was adopted by US citizens.

And besides that I think the US made him an honorary citizen at one point.
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Tropicalwood
09/07/17 4:22:54 PM
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Mal_Fet
09/07/17 4:23:13 PM
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yusiko posted...

show me the paper work

Adopting a foundling takes like one trip to town hall

It's not a major process
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Zeus
09/07/17 4:24:22 PM
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Given that Lex has been the good guy and Superman the tyrant in many continuities (Red Son, Injustice, etc), anybody who sees Lex as a good guy wouldn't necessarily be wrong. Granted, this shit topic is low-tier trolling so it wouldn't necessarily know about any of that.

And Lex actually wins in Red Son by merely using a note with the following: "Why don't you just put the whole WORLD in a BOTTLE, Superman?"
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sondast
09/07/17 4:24:23 PM
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Mal_Fet posted...
Superman isn't an illegal immigrant. He was adopted by US citizens.

Illegally adopted him. They never filed any kind of paperwork.
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Veggeta X
09/07/17 4:25:19 PM
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Zeus posted...
Granted, this shit topic is low-tier trolling so it wouldn't necessarily know about any of that.

Whoa calm down
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QQGG
09/07/17 4:25:34 PM
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I don't read comics or manga or watch Chinese Cartoons, however I do love me a good bad guy who is in the right.

Tell me more of this Lex and his right-doings, as well as you say "Superman" and how evil he is.

Thank you in advace.

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Mal_Fet
09/07/17 4:25:49 PM
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sondast posted...
Mal_Fet posted...
Superman isn't an illegal immigrant. He was adopted by US citizens.

Illegally adopted him. They never filed any kind of paperwork.

Says who
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darkphoenix181
09/07/17 4:25:51 PM
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Zeus posted...
Granted, this s*** topic is low-tier trolling so it wouldn't necessarily know about any of that.


somebody is a debby downer who doesn't understand fun
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QQGG
09/07/17 4:26:25 PM
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Zeus posted...
Given that Lex has been the good guy and Superman the tyrant in many continuities (Red Son, Injustice, etc), anybody who sees Lex as a good guy wouldn't necessarily be wrong. Granted, this shit topic is low-tier trolling so it wouldn't necessarily know about any of that.

And Lex actually wins in Red Son by merely using a note with the following: "Why don't you just put the whole WORLD in a BOTTLE, Superman?"


Fuck off.
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Veggeta X
09/07/17 4:29:42 PM
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Jonathan and Martha Kent would need one heck of a good attorney to help legally adopt Kal-El. The Kents would need to explain the following in their petition:
(1)The name, residence and address of the petitioner;
(2)The suitability of the petitioner to assume the relationship;
(3)The name of the child, the date, time and place of the child’s birth, and the present address or whereabouts of the child;
(4)The places where the child has lived during the last five years;
(5)The names and present addresses of the persons with whom the child has lived during that period;
(6)Whether the party has participated, as a party or witness or in any other capacity, in any other proceeding concerning the custody of or visitation with the child and, if so, identify the court, the case number, and the date of the child-custody determination, if any;
(7)Whether the party knows of any proceeding that could affect the current proceeding, including proceedings for enforcement and proceedings relating to domestic violence, protective orders, termination of parental rights, and adoptions and, if so, identify the court, the case number, and the nature of the proceeding;
(8)Whether the party knows the names and addresses of any person not a party to the proceeding who has physical custody of the child or claims rights of legal custody or physical custody of, or visitation with, the child and, if so, the names and addresses of those persons;
(9)Whether one or both parents are living and the name, date of birth, residence and address of those living, so far as known to the petitioner;
(10)The facts relied upon as eliminating the necessity for the consent, if the consent of either or both parents is not obtained;
(11)Whether the interstate compact on placement of children, K.S.A. 38-1201 et seq. and amendments thereto, and the Indian child welfare act, 25 U.S.C. have been or will be complied with prior to the hearing.

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cjsdowg
09/07/17 4:30:51 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
superman pulled himself up by his bootstraps from humble begginnings in red state Kansas


Obama pulled himself up from nothing to help people, and they hated him. Heck and Superman wasn't even American.
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sondast
09/07/17 4:31:42 PM
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Mal_Fet posted...
sondast posted...
Mal_Fet posted...
Superman isn't an illegal immigrant. He was adopted by US citizens.

Illegally adopted him. They never filed any kind of paperwork.

Says who

Says common sense. No judge would have ever approved an adoption based on their story.
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Veggeta X
09/07/17 4:32:33 PM
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The Kents obviously lied or did something illegal to adopt Supes. There's no way around.
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darkphoenix181
09/07/17 4:33:37 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
Obama pulled himself up from nothing to help people


?

from wiki

Obama returned to Honolulu in 1971 to live with his maternal grandparents, Madelyn and Stanley Dunham. He attended Punahou School— a private college preparatory school— with the aid of a scholarship from fifth grade until his graduation from high school in 1979.

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Veggeta X
09/07/17 4:36:41 PM
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In the Smallville adaptation Luthor's dad was the guy responsible for the Kents' adoption of Clark without legal ramifications or questions about his origins.
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DragonPick
09/07/17 4:39:30 PM
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Remember that time Lex became President and Superman punched him out of office. Then he fought Batman and Batman also punched him out of office?

I wish BVS was Public Enemies :/
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yusiko
09/07/17 4:40:56 PM
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the batman vs superman gay porn parody was better than the actual batman vs superman movie
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CarlGrimes
09/07/17 4:41:21 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...



lol

Lex is black

checkmate tc

No, he is Greek.
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Mal_Fet
09/07/17 4:44:38 PM
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Veggeta X posted...
Jonathan and Martha Kent would need one heck of a good attorney to help legally adopt Kal-El.

sondast posted...
Says common sense. No judge would have ever approved an adoption based on their story.

Kents: "We found this baby abandoned in the woods. We would like to adopt it."

Judge: "Ok, you can keep the child in your care and we will put out a notice of a found infant. If no one claims the child after a period of time, it is legally yours."

http://famous.adoption.com/famous/foundlings.html
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lilORANG
09/07/17 4:45:58 PM
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It's like how Barney roots for the Corbra Kai dojo
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DragonPick
09/07/17 4:46:23 PM
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Also, remember that time they could not prove Superman's birth place because doing so would reveal his secret identity, so he had to be adopted by another family who pretty much enslaved him because thats how parenting works.

yusiko posted...
the batman vs superman gay porn parody was better than the actual batman vs superman movie


Brother I will take your word for it.
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lightwarrior78
09/07/17 4:48:19 PM
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Zeus posted...
Given that Lex has been the good guy and Superman the tyrant in many continuities (Red Son, Injustice, etc), anybody who sees Lex as a good guy wouldn't necessarily be wrong. Granted, this shit topic is low-tier trolling so it wouldn't necessarily know about any of that.

And Lex actually wins in Red Son by merely using a note with the following: "Why don't you just put the whole WORLD in a BOTTLE, Superman?"


Depending on the incarnation he does have a point. He believes mankind should rise to the levels of greatness it can rather than cry to the blue tighted alien for help all the time. That same incarnation was a poor orphan that worked his way up pissed that Superman got to be great just by living on the planet.

As for Superman's legal status.

Original origin was written in the 1930s, so would be set around the turn of the century, a time with far more foundlings and far fewer social service regulations, and zero concern for anchor babies.

Modern origins have the Kents claim he's their own (long winter, birthed at home, etc) so no adoption process was brought up. Smallville ignored this to make Lionel Luthor eviler by having him owed a foavor by the Kents.
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09/07/17 4:49:21 PM
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yusiko
09/07/17 4:52:15 PM
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DragonPick posted...
Brother I will take your word for it.




you are missing out
batman comes out on top
for awhile
then superman takes a turn on top
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psvitantifail
09/07/17 4:53:36 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...



lol

Lex is black

checkmate tc

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creativerealms
09/07/17 4:56:54 PM
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Mal_Fet posted...
Superman isn't an illegal immigrant. He was adopted by US citizens.

Who had to lie about where he came from. He's a Dreamer.
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sondast
09/07/17 4:56:59 PM
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Mal_Fet posted...
Veggeta X posted...
Jonathan and Martha Kent would need one heck of a good attorney to help legally adopt Kal-El.

sondast posted...
Says common sense. No judge would have ever approved an adoption based on their story.

Kents: "We found this baby abandoned in the woods. We would like to adopt it."

Judge: "Ok, you can keep the child in your care and we will put out a notice of a found infant. If no one claims the child after a period of time, it is legally yours."

http://famous.adoption.com/famous/foundlings.html

That doesn't mention anything about being able to keep a child you find in the woods or the side of the road.
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Mal_Fet
09/07/17 5:05:52 PM
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creativerealms posted...
Who had to lie about where he came from.

You don't have to know where a child came from to adopt a baby left on a doorstep.
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Gheb
09/07/17 5:19:12 PM
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The Kent's are Clark's birth parents on paper. They claimed Martha was pregnant and had a home birth, but because a bad winter conditions, we're basically trapped and couldn't legally report him.
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Zikten
09/07/17 5:40:35 PM
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how would you even deport Superman? his planet no longer exists.


anyway, Lex is as much a hero as a villain. especially in modern times. He's been a hero ALOT recently. he's even been a member of the Justice League.
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darkphoenix181
09/07/17 5:43:52 PM
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Zikten posted...
how would you even deport Superman? his planet no longer exists.


anyway, Lex is as much a hero as a villain. especially in modern times. He's been a hero ALOT recently. he's even been a member of the Justice League.


shoot him into the sun
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darkphoenix181
09/07/17 5:44:48 PM
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btw, superman isn't an illegal alien because kryptonians were on earth millions of years before humans or some bs like that right?

they are natives more than humans
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Zikten
09/07/17 5:51:00 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
shoot him into the sun

the sun is literally the source of his power. that would just power him up. he can stand on the surface of the sun if he wants and just hang out. or even swim in it. it does nothing bad to him, and everything good. in one story, he goes inside the sun and lives there for like a thousand years then comes out and is pretty much a god
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cjsdowg
09/07/17 9:45:16 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
btw, superman isn't an illegal alien because kryptonians were on earth millions of years before humans or some bs like that right?

they are natives more than humans



What ?
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3rd_Best_Master
09/07/17 10:05:37 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
btw, superman isn't an illegal alien because kryptonians were on earth millions of years before humans or some bs like that right?

they are natives more than humans

The same exact logic allows native americans to just piss in the White House toilets whenever they wish to.
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NibeIungsnarf
09/07/17 10:06:39 PM
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I mean... Superman wasn't exactly a very good guy in the Zack Snyder verse.
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