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Flo

You're not funny and you're not sexy. I miss Erin Esurance.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

That one in the upper right-hand corner looks like a white supremacist symbol.

<__________<

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

KillerSlaw posted...

Also why did they get Anrold Schwarzenegger to voice a chinese ice ninja?

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

Nobody dislikes John Cena as a person.

Imagine Superman. Bullets bounce off of him, missiles fail to hurt him. Superman is challenged by a world conquering space tyrant boasting of strength the Earth has never known. Superman is beaten and bloodied. Just as victory is within the villain's grasp, Superman reaches into his magic cape and pulls out a can of Popeye's spinach. His strength renewed and magnified several times oever, Superman conquers his foe with absolute minimal effort.

That was Big Match John, the character. An already overpowered hero goes randomly invincible whenever he's in trouble -- in a show where a large part of the appeal is the potential for the good guy to lose to the bad guy. It's great for kids who enjoy heroes like Superman, Popeye, and He-Man. Bad for adults who want to see competition or a hero who earns his victories.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

Is it that ugly pink, purple, and blue flag? Here I was thinking it was the rainbow flag.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

I see your Papa Roach and I raise you Papa Shango:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmziQc9tsaM

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

Wow. First time I've seen a mic drop where there wasn't a physical mic in sight.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

It's not Robert Downey Jr. who wears blackface. It's his character in the movie.

Now that might be in poor taste on the studio's part, but it begs the question. Suppose somebody wanted to make a movie about a time period in which minstrel shows were a thing. Let's say it was a biopic of someone who protested them. Would it be acceptable then? Or would people say that the movie was just an excuse to allow white people to once again wear blackface? And on that note, are we allowed to make movies about racism? If context doesn't justify blackface, does context justify the use of six-letter racial slurs?

I've a feeling 60% of the #CancelRDJ crowd would say, no, we shouldn't make movies about offensive things in the past (or present) because they're offensive.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

If your child is acting up, and they won't stop after fair warning, is it acceptable to use the dark arts to temporarily transform them into a dog as punishment?



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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

Oh, shit. This lost photo of Daniel Craig just surfaced. Better cancel him too.



#CancelCraig
#NotMy007
#BlackLesbian007


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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

This was not lab made.

You might a well say it originated in Harlem, New York, and was designed by Black militants looking to get back at White America for centuries of oppression. That accusation would be just as unfounded and no less racist.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

This one is situational.

The Hammer Brother just before Bowser in Super Mario Bros. If you have Fire Mario, you can do the Indiana Jones thing and just shoot him. If you don't have a Fire Flower, he's harder to get past than Bowser himself because you can't hit him from underneath (like you can in most encounters) and hammers are thrown at pure random.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

Nananana-Na Bateman!

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

Unedited picture of a Proboscis Monkey

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

_MorningStar posted...

Pics

New coworker. Dark complexion, straightened long hair, pretty face, thin waist, delicious booty. I'm not gonna do a creepshot of her.

CreepySmile posted...

I actually prefer nicknames for the females I find attractive.
Although cute black chick is probably not gonna be received well by her

Head monologue.

I wouldn't say "Cute Black Chick" out loud.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

This is a normal thought process, right?

<_<

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

If your Christian faith leads you to screw a goat, you're obviously a member of a different denomination from what I am.

<_<

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

Movie example: Kill Bill: Volume 1
Gogo was tougher than O-Ren Ishii

Video game example: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on NES
The astronaut miniboss was tougher than Shredder

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

It would be accurate if that were for making burgers instead of cookies. :v

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

toyota posted...

https://i.imgur.com/eoBu8iK.jpg

Lies Detected: None.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

New Content Added



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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

It would have to be as good as Empire Strikes Back to justify recasting Harrison Ford after 35+ years.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

I haven't seen an argument that sound since a man screwed a goat and claimed it was a witch who had turned herself into a goat.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

Nu metal hate is one of the worst aspects of zoomer culture.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

I managed to beat Lu Bu in Dynasty Warriors 3. I glitched him into bouncing repeatedly off of the boundary of the arena and repeatedly struck him in midair.

I was disappointed when it was treated like a normal victory instead of awarding me some unlockable or big cutscene.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

Minions

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

Say...
Play that Blink 182 song that we beat to death in Tuscan

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

I like femininity. I'd be more likely to go for a feminine guy than a masculine woman. I guess that technically makes me bi, but the emphasis is on liking femininity. :v

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

When I played the Asterix game on Sega Genesis as a kid, I thought it was based off of the Haggard the Horrible comic strip.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

Considering he brought back slavery in France, I'd say bad.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

Final Fantasy X

I didn't like any of the characters except Lulu and I legit hated Tidus.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

Davis looked like a gender-swapped Dolph Lundgren. She played the hell out of that part though.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

Mackenzie Davis did a great job.

And the girl who played Dani was hot. I don't care if her character was 16. She's 23.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UggAlNYwNo

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

Beetlejuice!
Beetlejuice!
Beetlejuice!

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

There's always license to complaint.

"There's a problem that needs to be solved."
"You took too long to solve the problem."
"The problem is a part of history which cannot be overlooked."

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

It came about because the Supreme Court ruled in the 1960s that American film boards had no right to censor nudity in foreign films. You could've very well enforce no nudity rules on American made films when you could go to art houses and watch softcore porn from France.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

I'm game.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

They took our jerbs!

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

"We're gonna make this topic every day until Trump is impeached and he and his supporters are locked up for endangering the people."

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

Yeah, I legit don't remember that. What era was it from?

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

I've never been attracted to a hippo, but an anthropomorphic wolf can get it. <_<

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

There just really aren't shortcuts to the basic mechanics of writing. A good action sequence is an action sequence featuring a good character.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

I Like Toast posted...

I'm fine in toilet paper, still have a full unopened package that will last a few more months. Paper towels will be 3-6 weeks. Cats been puking a lot

Oh, I'm sorry. Ya said paper towels. How silly of me. I... think I'm good on that front. I assume the same tricks work for locating paper towels as would toilet paper.

And I hope your kitty gets to feeling better.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

They might bite me. :v

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

Making my peepee feel good is sex positive. :v

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

I'm sorry.

Where I live, we're starting to see more and more toilet paper on the shelves. My advice for finding toilet paper is to go to the shops that are 20 minutes outside city limits. Depending on where you live, and whatever restrictions you may be faced with, that might be more easily said than done. But still, if you can, is the best bet for finding toilet paper.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

I'd fill'erup if you know what I mean.

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera

Okay. I give up. What's the name of this Steven Seagal movie?

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2020 going to be a CE kind of year ~ Panthera