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| Topic | Gotta ask about the warned/suspended threads |
| MrMallard 01/31/20 1:27:35 AM #72 | Conflict posted... This happens more tenfold with individual topicsThat's what I like about these topics. My complaint is that a bunch of unrelated assholes are bringing in drama that's unrelated to the main topic, or serves to further a bunch of old drama from the General, instead of talking about the user or their warning, suspension or ban. darkphoenix181 posted... Actually to be fair, another purpose of the general was to understand where the arbitrary lines are.That does sound like fun. I wasn't a fan of the general, but I love when that happens. Some of the best "[user] is MODDED" threads were the ones that inspired another user to melt down, at which someone else would create the same sort of thread for them. People would move from the first thread to laugh about the second user in their thread. Shit was amazing. I can respect that aspect of the general, I guess. Veggeta X posted... It was bad when people like TC wanted to regulate what these kind of topics should be about.I want the topic to stem from the user in the title and evolve from there, not for a bunch of people to circlejerk about unrelated drama from the General. It's like if five or six assholes went into a sports thread and started slinging shit about what the best cereal was, only for another five or six people to come in and put those people down in favor of their favorite cereal. Maybe not the best example, because that troll would be fucking incredible and I think everyone would love it. But you get what I mean - a bunch of unrelated shit getting in the way of the topic of conversation. A bunch of General clique BS overwriting everyone else's discussion of what happened. Webmaster4531 posted... So no one is going to call out Error for implied insulting Mallard?Ehh, it's not that deep lmao. I kinda get his point. It felt kinda rude to begin with, but he did delete it and I can understand how my harping on about this topic can be seen as beating a dead horse or talking about something that everybody already knows about. No-one's gotta white-knight for me lmao CarrieChan posted... MIASU or get your own community board if you want your own echo chamber.Another point I tried to make in my earlier posts. If people want to act up like they did in the General, to the homogenisation and detriment to these individual threads, then they might as well make a social board dedicated to it. I'd rather people just gate it off and jerk each other around instead of fucking with a gimmick I used to think was great fun. --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | Gotta ask about the warned/suspended threads |
| MrMallard 01/31/20 12:56:29 AM #64 | Veggeta X posted... I dunno why TC is so mad for. These individual topics are 100x better. It's free for everyone to post and not made for people only thinks they're worthy for it. Don't tell me that's your problem, TC.I absolutely think that everyone should be able to post in a thread like that instead of keeping it confined to the folks who run the general. My big point of contention is that the General crowd are flooding these individual threads and making them General Lite threads, to the point that the mods might as well kept the generals open or shut down the individual threads. It kills the mood of what these threads used to be, because the same people keep coming back to engage with drama from the General instead of goofing around in regards to the moderated user. [LFAQs-redacted-quote] When the generals were around, I feel like it was the same cliques shit talking about every moderation. Other people weren't as familiar with the environment that sprang up in the general, so most people let it be while the truly invested posted there. The individual threads were originally for whoever was around at the time, and while a little disruptive maybe, were a good opportunity to get some good-natured clowning in with other users. You make the thread, you goof on it and it goes away when nobody cares any more. Now it feels like users are way too invested in their own petty drama rather than commenting on the moderations. That's the crux of my original point. I just woke up, so I'll have to check the threads again and chill. After I go through the rest of this thread of course. --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | Gotta ask about the warned/suspended threads |
| MrMallard 01/30/20 2:23:55 PM #28 | darkphoenix181 posted... I thought you said you didn't recognize ninja enough to know if he is a good poster.I did say that. The name stuck out to me, but I didn't recall the posting style. NinjaBreakfast, at the absolute baseline, is a name I remember. I feel like they've been posting here for ages. To me, that alone is notable - I know who the dude is on some superficial level. You're right that I didn't have the best grasp on NinjaBreakfast, but that's a name I know. darkphoenix181 posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/78369815/933693894Hey, fair enough. I do have CE friends, but honest to god I don't think I'm in any regular discord haunts with NinjaBreakfast. If that's a connection that makes sense to you, then whatever - I'm too sleepy to change your mind. IbanezFan462 posted... Come on Goats, give it a rest already.Legit, I don't have any alts. Funny you would come in with the alt accusations, 462. --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | Gotta ask about the warned/suspended threads |
| MrMallard 01/30/20 2:16:42 PM #24 | Error1355 posted... You just described the literal job of the mod staff. We go through a queue of hundreds of posts to decide if it breaks a rule or not.Absolutely, but I imagine that's for the whole board or for multiple boards. If a certain gimmick style of topic started making waves on CE, in the sense that they were generating a higher amount of reports than any other threads on the board, I imagine the mod staff would put an end to it. It wouldn't be the first time. It's like 6.15 AM though and I'm running on fumes - could just be me being presumptuous. Let me know and I'll respond when I wake up. --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | Gotta ask about the warned/suspended threads |
| MrMallard 01/30/20 2:11:55 PM #16 | cAPITALISATION posted... You have to go into the threads where decent posters were warnedI know exactly what you're doing, lol, but your contributions actually seem like fun. Also teep is the best, #justiceforteep --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | Gotta ask about the warned/suspended threads |
| MrMallard 01/30/20 2:10:01 PM #15 | CarrieChan posted... It was the block abuse that did the generals in.Almost certainly death to the purge monster. No hate, that's the appeal of CE to begin with. --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | Gotta ask about the warned/suspended threads |
| MrMallard 01/30/20 2:08:03 PM #13 | Tmaster148 posted... IIRC, the warned general came into creation, because everyone would rush to create a topic when a notorious poster got modded. It wasn't uncommon to see several topics dedicated to how X got warned/suspended/banned on CE.That was the best, though. I might be getting this mixed up with the "do you like [user]" polls, but I remember Franklin got suspended and Hoth went apeshit in the thread about it. It's like I said in my OP here. These threads used to feel like you were responding to the news of the day. You see some dipshit clowning on the board, you hop off for an hour or two, and when you get back on CE you find the topic saying he was suspended. Then you get to have a laugh and do a bit of clowning, and you move on with your day. When more notorious posters got busted, those topics had a field day - it was madness. When it came to CE drama, those topics were solid fucking gold. Now it's being driven into the ground by the crew who manned the general. It's threads for absolute nobodies - which threads were they clowning, what were they modded for? Everyone just acts obtuse about it. And the notable users, like NinjaBreakfast - it's 100+ pages of shit, including my own jabby posts. What the fuck happened to these threads? --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | Gotta ask about the warned/suspended threads |
| MrMallard 01/30/20 2:01:04 PM #8 | If the threads don't offer anything of substance, why keep them? I doubt the mod staff want to sift through hundreds of posts in these threads to punish individual users, when the root problem is the amount of threads being created and the lack of topicality being applied. I wanted to give these threads a chance, but if they're all going to be the same flavor of shit, then why even keep them? At this point, the general crowd should just make a community board for this stuff. --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | teepan95 is WARNED |
| MrMallard 01/30/20 1:55:17 PM #12 | Really? What for? Teep is one of the better users here, I like him. --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | Gotta ask about the warned/suspended threads |
| MrMallard 01/30/20 1:53:29 PM #1 | I get that there's a group who's known for doing the generals, and they're mostly posting these individual threads. That's kind of their thing - sure, no hate. But the last few threads have been nothing but a series of escalating shitshows. Users attacking each other, the same clique shit that got the general threads banned. Veggeta got a warning and refused to even hint at the reason for his warning, then he's over in some other thread talking shit about why someone else got suspended. Then people called him out for it, name calling ensued and the thread became a pile of infighting and petty drama. Petty drama is baked into the warned/suspended threads, but not to the point where completely unrelated groups of users band together to talk shit on each other and ignore the topic of the thread. We've got a thread with 70+ posts and a thread with 100+ posts, and most of it is a bunch of pissy jabs and wet noodle slapping instead of anything to do with the moderations. Meltdowns in those threads have been great in the past, but not when everyone in the fucking thread is melting down. Whose idea was it to make the warned/suspended general, anyway? Because that fucked everything up. Each new thread attracts the crowd from the general, and they piss all over everything with the same behavior that got the general banned. These threads used to feel spontaneous, where people could have a laugh at the news of the day. Now we've got the same handful of shitposters who want to circlejerk all the time, and a second handful of slightly different shitposters who butt heads with the circlejerkers. Frankly, if this is how the warned/suspended threads are going to be from now on - the general, but broken up into multiple concurrent threads - I think I'd rather them just get nuked. The way they are now, they're just pathetic. The potential is there, but the same toxic users sink them every time. What a fucking bummer. --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | NinjaBreakfast is suspended |
| MrMallard 01/30/20 1:34:39 PM #101 | I remember this guy vaguely. Haven't seen him in ages, never considered him to be that bad. Then again, my rule of thumb is if I remember the username well enough without thinking they're a total piece of shit, I default to "I kinda remember them, they seemed alright back then". I dunno. Guess I'll see why he got suspended. Edit: didn't get a reason, but toyota tagged him and Malfunction and said some shit like "god why can't you guys leave me alone" A dude who clowns on users like toyota can't be all bad. --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | That's Nelson Eggs: Daily Comic Thread |
| MrMallard 01/30/20 1:30:05 PM #1 | I posted a bunch of Nelson Eggs comics in a webcomic thread recently, and it reminded me of why I like the comic so much anyway. A big part of why I got into That's Nelson Eggs is because it's relatively small and unknown, but it's so offbeat and funny - it deserves to be shared with other people. I intended to share it with other people and get it more buzz. So I decided to make a CE thread for the comic. I'll be updating the thread every time I see a new That's Nelson Eggs comic. If you enjoy the comic, here's where to find it: Facebook: https://m.facebook.com/thatsnelsoneggs/ Site: http://fortunecookie.delivery/nelsoneggs.htm Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thatsnelsoneggs I urge you to follow the comic on social media if you enjoy the thread. I have a genuine love for this webcomic, it's really special to me. If I can get this guy any more support than he already has, I'll be happy. With that said - welcome to the daily That's Nelson Eggs thread! The artist is DrTweenusGonzo, and it updates daily. Thursday, January 30 --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | Veggeta_MAX is WARNED |
| MrMallard 01/30/20 11:41:20 AM #38 | Cobra1010 posted... How many vegs are there total on this site? Which ones are the 'real' veg and which ones are the alts. Then which ones are the fake vegs?Vegy is anyone who's spelled like "Vegy". Fake Vegy is Veggeta. To my recollection Fake Vegy was a member before Vegy was, but he came back ages after Vegy had established himself as a CE regular, so people call him Fake Vegy. --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | Nintendo Quarterly Sales. 52.48 million Switch consoles sold lifetime |
| MrMallard 01/30/20 11:39:22 AM #33 | Aww baby, the Switch is selling gangbusters. --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | I left the Christian church. |
| MrMallard 01/30/20 11:37:50 AM #30 | that sounds really neato! I feel like ultimately it's up to the individual to define where their faith begins and ends, and how they define different articles of their holy books or traditions according to how they feel they should serve their God. that group you described sounds a lot like a realisation of that idea, which is pretty awesome. It's also why I'm vehemently against megachurches and stuff like that - faith can be practiced with a candle and a blank wall if need be, all that LCD flatscreen shit and heated pews makes a mockery of that. Let's just get spoonfed a bunch of fundie nonsense by Pastor Bob. It's like 3.30 am and I'm rambling, sorry. Weird compliment but you seem like you have a strong heart, and I feel like you're gonna be okay. Good luck going forward. --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | Veggeta_MAX is WARNED |
| MrMallard 01/30/20 11:25:46 AM #29 | Can you give us a general jist of what you were trying to say? Like just naming the topic with no comment as to your stance on it, or a roundabout description of what you were trying to say? If you're chill about it and don't post it verbatim, I'm sure we can get the idea without anyone getting warned. --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | I left the Christian church. |
| MrMallard 01/30/20 11:18:36 AM #24 | Do you have any love left for the theological, or has your church experienced soured you towards religion as a whole? Like I'm cool with religion, but churches can suck a busload of dicks. Edit: saw post #21, I'm assuming you're chill with theology and stuff so that's cool. Either way, I imagine it takes a lot of guts and soul-searching to leave a faith/church like that. --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | Do you believe that abortion is murder? |
| MrMallard 01/30/20 11:13:07 AM #26 | I mean that is certainly a lot of words, I'm not gonna be pissy about people not wanting to read through it lmao. I would be happy if those commenters did, but I've been (justifiably) getting "wall of text" comments for years and while I put a lot of effort into them, I get it. Also I'm posting it on CE, where it'll purge after the thread's inactive for 2 days. If I was that caught up on preserving my precious opinion, I wouldn't dump it onto a disposable message board :P Saying that, I obviously care a lot about what I'm saying, so any feedback is appreciated. I actually went and responded to some other things after dumping this post here, it's almost like this was a warm-up before I moved onto other things. tbh I feel like I reiterate a couple of points too many times, like by the end I'm starting to sound redundant. But at the end of the day it certainly was a post, and that's just kinda the long and short of it. --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | Veggeta_MAX is WARNED |
| MrMallard 01/30/20 11:01:01 AM #5 | Now this is a thread! What happened to get him warned? --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | Do you believe that abortion is murder? |
| MrMallard 01/30/20 9:19:21 AM #16 | Mistere Man posted... Holy crap how long did that take to type?In phone percentage, I went from 17% to 3% --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | Do you believe that abortion is murder? |
| MrMallard 01/30/20 9:18:17 AM #14 | My least favorite argument is "well, how would you feel if your mother aborted you?" If my birth was going to destroy her future and result in her resentment of my existence, or if my birth would result in a lifetime of abject poverty and no opportunities to rise above that poverty for me or any of my family, or if my birth offered a significant risk to her life? Then fuck it, I have no idea what it means to be alive yet and my life outside of the womb will result in pain for myself and everyone around me. I would rather be aborted than be unwanted, or to ruin other people's lives. I'd rather be nipped in the bud than have a shitty, unsustainable life, and to foist that fate onto other people. I wouldn't know any better, and everyone's lives would be better off. I wouldn't go to heaven or hell, because the soul doesn't exist. The hardships that result from my birth would cease to be. So, TL;DR - it's too nuanced of a topic to say whether abortion as a whole is murder, but I don't think murder is wholly out of the picture. Saying that, there are a lot of legitimate reasons for an abortion to take place, and it's important to read the situation before making a sweeping, objective judgement on the topic. --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | Do you believe that abortion is murder? |
| MrMallard 01/30/20 9:16:04 AM #12 | I think it depends on the circumstances of the pregnancy. There are so many nuances that alarmists push out of the way to shout "it's killing babies!", and like Jaipur said, heartbeat bills are fuelled by that mindset and influence a close-minded and reductive view on the topic. My take on abortion is this - if the child is going to be born in an environment where they aren't wanted, safe or cared for to the fullest extent of their parent's capabilities, there's a case for abortion. If the parents can't financially handle a baby to the point of poverty or homelessness, or if the pregnancy is unwanted because it'll tether the mother to an abuser, or because the child is unwanted to the point that its parents would resent it for existing - abortion is a better choice than ruining the lives of everyone involved. And it goes without saying that if the child is a product of rape or if the pregnancy has a chance of killing or severely disabling them, a pregnant woman shouldn't be forced to carry the child to term. The big backlash against abortion is the death of potential. Who knows what that baby would have accomplished if it had been born, how can we justify destroying a precious unborn soul before it has a chance to breathe, etc. - all that flowery rhetoric about how amazing and pure childbirth is. But those same people don't give a fuck about the parents, whose lives are going to be significantly affected by this child. There's no sympathy for a single woman who works 12 hour days just to keep herself afloat, and who won't be able to work those long hours if she has a child. There's never any talk about whether a child should be born into a family where its parents will hate it, who clearly aren't able to take care of a child's physical or emotional needs through their own negligence, lack of capacity or emotional shortcomings that would render that child's life difficult at best, and forfeit at worst. For those people, the narrative is "well they shouldn't have had sex then!" or "but does that mean the life of a child should be ended before it has a chance to begin?" It's sad that a potential life might never be able to come to fruition, but when it's going to be born into a shithole existence that renders its chances null and void, it's ultimately better for it not to be born. If that child's existence dooms both it and its family to a life of borderline inescapable poverty, or results in a life of being unloved, neglected or abused, then it might just be good for everyone involved for that pregnancy to be aborted. It's one thing to admonish someone for not even trying to raise a child with the means afforded to them, it's another to see a single mother or unfit couple whose quality of life will suffer - as well as the life of their baby - who recognises that everyone in that equation is going to lose, and force them through childbirth and parenthood because "it's the right thing to do". Yeah, ruining multiple people's futures is a much better solution than preventing a child from being born in an environment where the chips are stacked against them. The go-to rhetoric of the most militant pro-lifers is that abortion encourages irresponsible sexual behaviour because women will just go and get an abortion instead of using protection - but it's just as irresponsible to push someone into an unsustainable pregnancy, where you're ruining up to three people's lives for the sake of a moral victory. Then there's rape and death. A woman who's raped should not be forced to carry her rapist's baby to full term. That's not confined to the sort of sexual violence that comes to mind when the topic of rape comes up - it applies to statutory rape, rape by deception (removing a condom without a partner's consent, lying about being sterile, pretending to be someone you're not etc.) or any other non-consensual activities that result in pregnancy. If a pregnant woman is involved in an accident that renders them severely paralyzed or brain-dead, they shouldn't be kept alive as incubators for their children. If they're on death's door and you can save the baby, or if they indicate that the life of their baby is paramount over their own, that's one thing. It's another thing to keep a woman on life support against her will for months to deliver her baby. That's what happened with Marlisa Munoz - she told her husband that to be kept alive beyond the means of her natural life would be like torture to her, but when she was involved in an incident that rendered her brain-dead, Texas laws kept her alive for 62 days against the wishes of her family because of her pregnancy. She was 3 months pregnant at the time, which meant that over half of her pregnancy would have occurred with the mother being brain-dead. https://www.texastribune.org/2014/01/13/north-texas-tragedy-stirs-political-debate-life-is/ If you disagree with the "poor homelife" moralising, then I disagree but I'm not surprised. While I feel very strongly about it, I'm aware that my take isn't going to be agreed upon by everyone. But in regards to children by rape or to brain-dead mothers who are kept alive for the sole purpose of delivering unborn children, I expect most people to agree that forcing those pregnancies are fucked up. Adoption is an option, but a lot of kids end up in the foster system where they're at risk of being trafficked or abused. Adoption websites talk the talk in regards to helping pregnant women with living expenses and the like if they're putting their children up for adoption, but if there's no demand for a soon-to-be-born child, I doubt an adoption agency is going to put every pregnant woman up for the duration of their pregnancy. Adoption is also costly for American couples, which is why a lot of people adopt from other countries - it's much easier and cheaper than going through the American adoption process, which puts more of these kids into the foster system, which makes them vulnerable to trafficking and other abuse. Pregnancy is also very taxing on the human body, and even a healthy and willing pregnancy can result in irreparable damage to the body in some cases. It's even worse when a woman knows for a fact that giving birth will permanently damage their bodily functions or threaten their lives, and that aborting a child - willingly or reluctantly - will prevent this from happening. To force women to roll those dice on an unwanted pregnancy, especially when death or permanent injury is a factor, is cruel. There will be cases where a woman will be fine with a pregnancy for months, but freak out when shit starts getting real. In regards to trimesters, I definitely think that the more developed a fetus gets, the less ethic |
| Topic | Christians ADMIT that their 2 y/o is DEAD and will NOT be RESURRECTED!! |
| MrMallard 01/30/20 12:29:48 AM #2 | Fuck megachurches. They pushed this vulnerable couple to accept donations out of hope of bringing their daughter back to life, probably to go to the church. It's greed, plain and simple. They want heated pews and flatscreen TVs, and they want cash infusions of tens of thousands of dollars from the faithful. They're as far from God as you can physically get. Any huckster prick running one of them is probably going to go to hell, especially the scumbag who encouraged this behavior. --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | Alternate history: Donald Trump is President during World War II |
| MrMallard 01/30/20 12:20:06 AM #7 | I mean, the US pretty much only went to war in the Pacific anyway. Something to remember is that before all the genocide stuff came out, and before Germany was conquering countries, people like Winston Churchill were praising Hitler's tenacity and his work in fixing the economy. I think Churchill even said something like "I could only hope that a man like Hitler were to step up in a time of crisis" before World War II even began. I mention all of this as a preface for my comment on Donald Trump: "I met that Hitler guy, y'know, big fan! Huge economy, really, just the best economy. Have you seen a German stadium? Best in the world. We could learn a lesson from the Nazis, use it to make America great!" Then when the war breaks out, Donald Trump makes a point to defend Hitler at every turn and keep as many trade channels open while Germany invades Poland and France. --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | Who is the best Whose Line performer? |
| MrMallard 01/30/20 12:09:14 AM #27 | Wayne Brady is, without a doubt, the most talented regular on Whose Line. Colin is funnier, and Ryan kills it with impressions. Brad Sherwood is up there, and Greg Proops is a delight. --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | So Brexit hasn't had the effect they had hoped |
| MrMallard 01/29/20 7:51:35 PM #12 | Nigel Farage is a fucking dipshit, and I hope he gets hit by a taxi and breaks his leg. Everything that smug prick has done in the last five+ years has sold his country down the shitter for personal gain. --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | remember when trolling was getting oblivious people to microwave their phones? |
| MrMallard 01/29/20 7:49:44 PM #5 | chrono625 posted... How else are you supposed to make sure you bleach the entirety of your asshole?Stick a sunlamp in there and sunbleach that shit. What's better, colon erosion that leaves you susceptible to sepsis for the rest of your life, or the risk of butthole melanoma? --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | Hillary Fucking Clinton says she feels the urge to defeat Trump in 2020 |
| MrMallard 01/29/20 7:45:39 PM #13 | Blue_Dream87 posted... Then she better get ready to back Bernie up --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | remember when trolling was getting oblivious people to microwave their phones? |
| MrMallard 01/29/20 7:44:38 PM #1 | Like when 4chan made those real-looking Apple documents saying that their phones could charge using ambient radiation, so they could be put in the microwave for a quick charge. Or when Apple removed the headphone jack, and documents came out saying it was still there but covered by plastic - so they encouraged drilling through the plastic to get back to the headphone jack. Now it's QAnon dipshits radicalising people, telling their batshit crazy believers to do bleach enemas to fight coronavirus and getting involved with kidnapping plots. Of all the fun, douchey ways to troll people into doing stupid shit, why did "trick people into doing bleach enemas" come out on top? --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | Doritos crusted Mountain Dew cheesecake with Mountain Dew Jello topping |
| MrMallard 01/29/20 9:01:46 AM #9 | I want to try it, despite literally everything it has going against it. You might as well eat a rod of plutonium at this point. --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | Wanking is Medicine: Why Long Wank Will Change Your Life |
| MrMallard 01/29/20 9:00:19 AM #8 | Have you ever had that good wank where you're shooting like the biggest load of essence you've ever expelled, and it legitimately feels like you've expunged the worst, most sinful garbage left in your system to make room for pro-active bahavior and short-term life goals? Of course jerking it right clears the mind and creates a healthier person in the long run. --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | QAnon conspiracy theorists are suggesting that drinkign bleach cures cornavirus. |
| MrMallard 01/29/20 8:56:55 AM #2 | Wow, it's almost like they were the untouchable death cult this entire time. --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | My homebrew beer turned out very well!! |
| MrMallard 01/29/20 8:47:14 AM #3 | teepan95 posted... Nice! Enjoy a beer for me ;)Thank you, I will! --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | My homebrew beer turned out very well!! |
| MrMallard 01/29/20 8:08:44 AM #1 | I kept an update thread for my homebrew beer as it brewed. It's been a few weeks since I bottled my beer, and I finally got to taste the final product on Australia Day. It's not as fizzy as regular beer? Like a longneck of beer is usually so fizzy it hurts my mouth as I drink it. My beer has more of a soda-like carbonation. Out of my 23 litre batch of beer, I managed to get 28 longnecks of beer. Accounting for carbonation drops, each batch of beer would produce $300+ of beer for every $30 of ingredients. It tastes just like a Cooper's beer, just.lile the homebrew I had up at my nan and pop's place. I just got home after drinking cider for 4 hours, and I cracked open a homebrew to get me where I want to go. Probably about to go to bed, since this beer is very heavy and makes me feel sleepy. --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | Is Kobe Bryant's death bigger than Princess Diana, in your opinion? |
| MrMallard 01/29/20 8:00:46 AM #33 | Geiki Ganger posted... The circumstances behind both their deaths are eerily similar.Paparazzi chased Kobe into a tunnel where the subsequent attempt to evade them was met with a deadly accident? --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | Whatever happened to No_U_L7 |
| MrMallard 01/29/20 12:17:26 AM #4 | or just his career? --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | I'm 20 minutes late back to work because I'm waiting for Chinese food |
| MrMallard 01/28/20 9:10:50 PM #6 | Boss was super understanding. It hurts that much worse because I was kinda slacking off before lunch, ad now I've pissed away over 30 minutes I was meant to be working. She said I could sit down and have lunch before getting back to work, so I'm chowing down as fast as I can. --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | I'm 20 minutes late back to work because I'm waiting for Chinese food |
| MrMallard 01/28/20 9:04:13 PM #5 | HelloImaPC posted... lol....what the fuck did you order?Curry beef, it's on their $10 lunch menu. At least 5 people who came in after me got served before I did, most of them with two or three meals between them. I just got back, sprinted all the way back to work from the Chinese place. Boss is on the phone, about to go in and apologize --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | I'm 20 minutes late back to work because I'm waiting for Chinese food |
| MrMallard 01/28/20 8:57:47 PM #2 | Fuck this, I've been on lunch for a fucking hour and I haven't gotten my food. I'm gonna have to break my back working when I get back to make up for this. --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | I'm 20 minutes late back to work because I'm waiting for Chinese food |
| MrMallard 01/28/20 8:49:04 PM #1 | It's my own fault for not calling ahead, but this dude said 20 minutes and it's nearly been 40. God fucking damn. --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | Holy crap yall done messed up Goats |
| MrMallard 01/28/20 8:15:28 PM #29 | UnholyMudcrab posted... The longer those Warned General topics went on, the more the regulars started to act like the people they were making fun of. They were getting warned and suspended pretty regularlyalso this, I don't remember Machete being as touchy as he is now. --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | Holy crap yall done messed up Goats |
| MrMallard 01/28/20 8:14:15 PM #28 | Tyranthraxus posted... Well muffin kinda has a point. I don't give a fuck about what he and his cronies do off-site. I don't care about the caution club beyond the hilarious racist screenshots that can be thrown in his face any time he tries to argue political bullshit concern trolling.I mean sure, fair enough if they want to fuck off and have their own community. But literally all they do is bitch about GameFAQs and Error all day long. Their defining characteristic as a community is to talk shit on another community. They aren't off playing Crusader Kings together or making an alternative space to talk about video games and shit. Even if they're out of sight, out of mind, they're still using that subreddit to be as toxic as they can when they do eventually post on GameFAQs. --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | Holy crap yall done messed up Goats |
| MrMallard 01/28/20 8:04:19 PM #26 | HaHaClintonDix posted... I'm curious, why do you feel that way?Let's see:
Even with goatthief's ongoing meltdown - and yes, I'm starting to turn on goatthief too - muffinz and his dogshit Reddit are still the worst thing to happen to this board since the Fam. --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | C/D: the Hypello are the best race of characters in Final Fantasy X |
| MrMallard 01/28/20 7:51:31 PM #7 | MJOLNRVII posted... Are those the "Ride ze Shoopuff" guys?Yes, they are. They're also excellent dancers. god that's a bad gif --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
| Topic | Holy crap yall done messed up Goats |
| MrMallard 01/28/20 7:47:25 PM #19 | Lebronwon posted... lol if that happens. I remember seeing a thread on the Muffin subreddit that saidGoatthief is getting worse as a user, but he isn't yet the kind of persistent shit stain glued to the back of the toilet that Muffin and his crony friends are. Imagine being muffinz and thinking you're better than anyone on here. Christ, the delusion is real. --- Now Playing: Borderlands 2, Skyrim, Assassin's Creed |
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