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As far as playability goes - Auron, Steiner, Paine and Monk (FF1)

you don't have to heal if everything is dead before it can hit you

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https://theweek.com/speedreads/893489/iowa-officially-first-caucusdeciding-coin-flips-year

You have got to be shitting me.

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I feel super bad for China for this disease and I hope it can be cured before people start dropping like flies, but your topic title is just begging for a man fan joke

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If the game is good, then let it get ported.

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He's up there

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She's the law type
Doubt what you just saw type
Dislocate your jaw type
Crooks will be killed raw type

She's the Justicarrrrrrr

duh

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yunalenne10 posted...

Sounds like you're allergic to it...

:(

at least it's only a mild allergy.

ProfessorKukui posted...

ye that one time i got some fresh squeezed grapefruit in my peehole was the last time

Damn dude, what were you doing - trying to juice it yourself?

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That's pretty amazing, it's three letters longer than the character limit for tags. What's your secret?


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She's not really chubby. Definitely hot though

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I recently tagged Scotty_Rogers as "Faked Brother's Death" for example

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MrToothHasYou posted...

Bob Hoskins was a real one

RIP

Yeah, a real racist - calling Denzel Washington a racial slur like that. Mad disrespect.

kidding of course, he seemed like a cool dude. He was gone before my time, I didn't really care about movies and shit until I was a teenager in 2013.

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I was just thinking about how I'm not really allergic to any foods. I just got satay chicken from a Chinese place for lunch and forgot to ask if anyone in the office was allergic to peanuts - which led to allergies. I have some sensitivity to cats, though I'll gladly brave some itching for a chance to pet a cat, and my parents have food allergies (my mum basically spins a roulette wheel every time she eats prawns, 99% of the time is fine but there have been three prawns that have made her face swell up and restrict her breathing, and my dad is deadly allergic to the fuzz on the outside of a kiwi fruit). But for the most part, I don't have food allergies.

But every now and again I'll grab myself a grapefruit - it's very bitter, but it's delicious and juicy and it feels cleansing. The only caveat is that my mouth starts to tingle and it feels like my lips swell up. Not by a lot, if I was in serious pain or having trouble breathing I would be a lot more worried. But it's just a bit of a swollen feeling and some tingling.

One reason I haven't put 2 and 2 together is because grapefruit is a citrus fruit. I love oranges, but if I eat one that's too acidic or if my mouth is dry when I eat one or two of them, the corners of my mouth burn with citric acid. No issue with lemon or lime, I'll eat that shit in wedges if I can, but there's a similar burning sensation if I get too much acid on a cracked lip or at the corner of my mouth. Grapefruit has some chemical shit that messes with medications, and I feel like they're just bursting with citric acid compared to the rest, so I figured that this tingling and swelling feeling stems from an abundance of that or something. But now I'm not sure.

When you eat a grapefruit, do you get a tingly feeling in your lips, and/or a slight swelling sensation? Or is it just me?

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Motherfucker, that's the Haven City Palace!

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Ultima Dragon posted...

That's what I was wondering. Sincere RIP if true though, it's never easy losing someone close to you like that.

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Jim Davis hasn't drawn the comic in years. He has ghost artists who sign his name on the comics. He still reviews each and every one, but he hasn't drawn dailies for years - he's too busy running Paws Inc.

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Jak and Daxter: The Lost Frontier. I paid full price for that turd on PS2.

I veat it multiple times, because the flying was decent enough and I wanted to get all of the secrets. But for $60 on PS2? Total fucking ripoff.

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It's their review of the first episode, with a post-mortem review for the whole series likely planned for the show's ending.

They don't call it their "bi-annual Star Trek funeral" for nothing.

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LOL

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February 2nd:



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Rust

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@Veggeta: I got all my crazy shit out over the weekend in that warned/suspended thread I made, it's a new work week for me and I'm leaving all that behind. My comment is just to indicate that your PM was really dumb and low. That backhanded shit is lazy, and whether there was any intended beef here or not, that doesn't change the fact that this message is backhanded and lazy.

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02fran posted...

What happens there?

Bart fumbles a game-winning catch in the little league finals, and the entire town starts harassing him.

There have been plots where the whole town turns against Bart, even as far back as season one. What makes this one stick out is that everyone in Springfield - every child, as well as every adult - starts dropping the heaviest shit on Bart. People drive up in their cars and insult Bart to his face, his fumble is torn apart in the news and everybody at school is pissed off that Bart missed the catch. It gets to the point that Bart has a nervous breakdown about the fumble and gets admitted to hospital, and then he climbs out onto a perch in an attempt to kill himself. Moe says something like "do a flip", and Bart jumps. Obviously he survives, but that's still super fucked up.

Marge rightfully flips her shit at the entire town for driving a 10 year old boy to suicide, and out of guilt they decide to stage a rematch so that Bart can make his catch. They set up the same scenario for about 12 hours until Bart makes his catch.

Weak ending, but it's the bulk of the episode and the suicide attempt that really puts a sour taste in my mouth.

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Yeah, this dude is falling off hard.

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Garcia could not to point to where in the Constitution it says socialists could be shot or jailed.

Asked to clarify if he thought it was fair to shoot or jail a socialist, including those who live in Montana, Garcia said yes.

Theyre enemies of the free state, Garcia said. What do we do with our enemies in war? In Vietnam, (Afghanistan), all those. What did we do?

"Were not a democracy, were a Republic Constitution.

There's being a clod, and there's being... whatever this is.

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Last post from me, I ended up sleeping in the loungeroom. I put my phone on charge and grabbed my Switch, then watched/listened to Vinny Vinesauce play Spyro 2. Then at 9 AM, I had a shower and went to bed, where I slept until 4 PM. I got a better night's sleep in the middle of the day than the middle of the night.

Looking outside, we've got a lot of cloud cover now. Hopefully this heat wave is over - we're apparently going to get a 50 degree night sometime this week, which I'm looking forward to.

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https://youtu.be/ALCx4tEeT_E

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voldothegr8 posted...

Is AC not a thing down there?

We actually set up AC just this afternoon. But it's nearly 5 AM, we can't run the AC all day and all night.

I'm sitting in front of a huge pedestal fan at the moment, drinking lemonade. It's the coldest drink in the fridge. I think I'll turn the fan over towards me and sleep on the couch tonight.

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DarkChozoGhost posted...

84 degree weather is far more comfortable than 30 degree weather

Maybe so. I can at least keep warm in 30 degree weather, when it's still 82 degrees at 4.45 in the morning there's nothing I can fucking do to escape.

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The score's by Elton John and Randy Newman, too. They put out an album where Elton John sings lead vocals on all the songs, with a duet for It's Tough To Be A God.

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Wait until you see the Boys of Bummer. That episode fucked me up as a kid.

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Proud American: "My grandparents fled to America to make a better life for themselves, they faced prejudice, poverty and hardship for decades and I owe everything I have to their bravery and tenacity."

Same Proud American to Muslim refugees: "country's full, fuck off"

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ScazarMeltex posted...

Generally I agree. Some things cannot be redeemed and have to be met with the harshest punishments possible.

And personally I draw that line at raping 4 year olds and giving them gonorrhea

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Hope some sick fuck busts his ankles in prison. Fucking awful, Jesus Christ.

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Steelix500 posted...

In Kuwait it gets over 90 degrees at night

Dang, I feel bad for the folks in Kuwait then. This shit suuuuucks

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Austin_Era_II posted...

She said it's the reason I turned into the man I am because as a teen in the early 2000's this site and all you people started frustrating me.

I can see this being the case, and I can understand and respect the stance on display here. For all intents and purposes a place like CE can foster an aggressive, defensive attitude, especially when you're exposed to a hostile environment like this from a young age.

But - as a relative noob, who started posting in 2015 - is the hardcore guilt-tripping really necessary?

Especially one user in particular, who due to my lawyer's advice I will not mention HER name in my topic.

Like unless there's heavier history here than I realise, is the salty jab really necessary? And:

She also said my sex life would be a lot better without CE also. Apparently you people are holding me back on purpose because you are jealous of me.

There's no way a rational person would characterise a mass of 100+ digital strangers as co-ordinating an effort to intentionally stunt your emotional growth out of a petty sense of jealousy. Not that many people on CE care about you to that degree.

Unless you're referring to a specific subset of people on CE and not randos like me - which, even then, is a pretty extreme comment for a therapist to be making. In my experience, therapists work with you to work out the source of your dysfunction and help you through heavy baggage like that. They don't feed you loaded lines like "all those internet people you don't like are just jealous of you, they only ever wanted to hold you back".

That shit's on the same level as your mom consoling you after being bullied by saying you're going to be a big computer programmer when you grow up and you'll leave your bullies behind to their mediocre lives. It sounds like a band-aid that lets you foist blame onto everything else and ignore whatever you don't want to confront, rather than a dose of anti-septic cream that's used to examine and clean the wound before patching it up and hoping for the best.

Like, I don't even know you. I wish you the best in life going forward, on a basic human level - but can you really dismiss a post like this as a stubborn hater who's trying to hold you back out of jealousy? If you're actually seeing a therapist and she's actually addressed this board as a place full of people who are jealous of you, then I think that's bad advice dude. It's a band-aid, it doesn't clean the wound. If it's you blowing her wording out of proportion, however, that would be a whole different story. It would explain some things.

Regardless, go and have a good life. The best way to dunk on the haters is to live well, after all. If CE has been such a toxic influence on your life to this point, then I respect your decision to leave and I genuinely wish you the best going forward.

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It's like weird egg foreplay. I don't think we're meant to understand the appeal of it

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Oh shit who invited Dick Dick along?

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February 1st:



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Lost_All_Senses posted...

Stop rubbing your weather in my face

bro, I would happily trade.with you right now. I cannot fucking sleep.

Kaiganeer posted...

bet you're feeling like you're on fire huh

Ayup. Of course, Australia's bushfires haven't stopped burning since last September.

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CRON posted...

Why are you saying "Y'all" if you're from Australia?

You could just as easily ask why I'm using Fahrenheit if I'm in Australia.

Y'all is a fun word, and this board is America-centric so I went with Fahrenheit.

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This is just my neck of the woods, other places may be hotter or colder.

Right now, it's 3.14 AM. It's the middle of the night, the sun has been down for hours. I just slept for 2 hours before being woken up by the heat.

It is currently 84 degrees Fahrenheit.

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spikethedevil posted...

So wrong opinions do exist lol. Rose in season 2 was way more annoying.

Rose in season 2 was not as bad as Clara in season 9.

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Trelve posted...

Lovelace and Khan saw knowledge that could change their futures. Tesla and Edison saw aliens...and that was about it. Tesla was already regarded as a bit of a nutcase, so if he started saying about the aliens he'd seen, it's unlikely that anyone would believe him.

Ehh, I still think it was an inconsistency that came from two different writers with two different visions of the show. I would have preferred parity between the two personalities, but it's understandable as to why this would be the case.

Part of what made Spyfall part 2 less good than part 1 is the unnecessary, miserable memory wipes. It's only made more jarring with the Nikola Tesla episode. It's understandable, but the inconsistency is palpable.

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ClunkerSlim posted...

I dont know. Clara really grew on me. Id rate her a top ten companion. I just flat out hate Rose though.

-Rankings, Best to Worst-

1. Clara
2. Rory
3. Amy
4. Donna
5. Bill
6. Nordol(?)
7. Martha
8. Rose

Im not ranking the guest companions like Jack, Mickey, and River.

My ranking would be:

1: Donna
2: Rose
3: Series 7 Clara
4: Martha
5: Amy
6: Bill
7: Nardole
8: Rory
9: Series 8 and 9 Clara

The fam hasn't had a lot of meat as individual characters, but as a unit I rather like them. I think Yasmin has potential to be a great companion when she has something to do, Ryan works well as a grounding force as well as a pragmatic "picks up gun" companion, and Graham had more of a personal arc and generally gets the better comedic lines of the bunch.

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GREEN_EGGSNSPAM posted...

Honestly I think Doctor Who's ratings only dropped because fangirls don't find Peter Capaldi attractive.

I think ratings dropped because Capaldi was given garbage material to work with. His Doctor's arc was basically finding his place after three seasons of inconsistency.

I was looking forward to his seasons, and his debut episode was great. But god, that entire run had characterisation problems.

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TwoDoorPC posted...

it's not been very good since it went woke anyway

Doctor Who went woke in 2005. Interracial relationships, while maybe not as freaky as prior generations thought, still had their backlash - and I would imagine that a pansexual character like Captain Jack Harkness would have inspired its own sort of pearl-clutching.

Series 11 wasn't too flash. Personally I liked it over most of the Capaldi seasons - don't mind Capaldi, but the material was rubbish - but that season didn't have any crutches to fall back on. I understand why people weren't too hot on it, though I rather liked episodes like the Tsuranga Conundrum despite the backlash - so it's a throwaway monster of the week story, I rather enjoyed it.

My biggest argument against "woke Dr. Who is ruining the show" is Demons of the Punjab. Much like Rosa, it was a historical episode that explored prejudice - but it was particularly eye-opening in its subject matter (I didn't know that India and Pakistan used to be the same country, and the character wasn't a generic space racist) and it features much richer characterisation than most other episodes. The TARDIS team went back in time to the Partition of India to meet Yaz's grandmother, it featured a strong story about radicalisation, and it was a highly character driven and emotionally-focused episode in a series where the other characters were rather underwritten. Demons of the Punjab would be one of the wokest episodes of the series, and it was one of the best.

Also - series 12 got off on the wrong foot with Orphan 55, but every episode before and after that absolute turd has been fan-fucking-tastic.

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January 31st:



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Not by a longshot. The alt-right reared up with Trump's campaign.

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Also, even though it's a bunch of meme shit, I'll respond to the goatthief alt comments. I have one account from 2012 that I actually used for GameFAQs stuff - rating video games, making reviews, asking for help on the appropriate game boards etc. I was 17 at the time, and eventually the username became outdated - I didn't like it any more, so I stopped using the account. I've logged into it maybe 5 times since 2018, and I've never posted on CE with it. I was considering giving it to a friend if he wanted to get in on this bullshit, but it wasn't his thing.

This account is the only one I use, and it's the only one I intend to use. I have no idea why people come back and shitpost on alts - if I got moderated, or if enough commenters regarded me as a nuisance who should close my account, I would take the L and leave CE. I went through an alt phase when I was using chatrooms as a teenager, MrMallard actually stems from a guest username I used when I was evading a ban once.

If people reject MrMallard, I'm not going to try and bamboozle them with a new name and try to get them to like me again. I'm not going to stick around like a wet fart and try and make people feel like shit. Why would I stick around a place where most users hate me? I'd much rather leave and go somewhere where the users appreciate my input.

So yeah, no alts. MrMallard is the one and only account I post on, and it will be the one and only account I ever post on.

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Teepan is one of the chillest users on CE, I can't believe he got warned for a meme comment about Germany when he himself is German (according to other users). This moderation is dumb.

SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
This copypasta is fucking incredible

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