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TopicIf Mortal Kombat included a WWE wrestler as a character, who would you want?
Josiah_Is_Back
04/08/20 6:28:47 PM
#1
Mortal Kombat has included a few unexpected characters over the years. Leatherface, Freddy Krueger, the Predator, etc. If one WWE wrestler could be included as a character, who should it be?









Who would best be suited for an MK cameo?
TopicDo you like cilantro, or do you think it tastes like soap?
Josiah_Is_Back
04/06/20 7:49:46 PM
#1
Do you like cilantro, or do you think it tastes like soap?




Personally, I think it tastes more like licorice, so I enjoy it
TopicIf you watched Tiger King, what do you think is the truth?
Josiah_Is_Back
04/04/20 12:40:47 PM
#2
bump
TopicIf you watched Tiger King, what do you think is the truth?
Josiah_Is_Back
04/04/20 12:13:12 PM
#1
It's a bizarre, convoluted story with lots of twists and turns. What do you think truly happened?





What do you think, CE?
TopicA German church is playing a song that won't finish for another six centuries
Josiah_Is_Back
04/03/20 2:25:21 PM
#11
^ It says nothing about how long it'll last, or that it's even playing any particular song
TopicA German church is playing a song that won't finish for another six centuries
Josiah_Is_Back
04/03/20 2:20:28 PM
#9
DevsBro posted...
Pfft, they've got nothing on this:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_organ

It's already 15 years into its symphony and may not finish until the Earth itself dies.

ASLSP began in 2001
TopicA German church is playing a song that won't finish for another six centuries
Josiah_Is_Back
04/03/20 2:19:17 PM
#6
Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
have they found the fountain of eternal youth??

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/As_Slow_as_Possible#Halberstadt_performance
TopicWhat is it called when a bunch of people tell you you're a piece of shit...
Josiah_Is_Back
04/03/20 2:17:15 PM
#28
Indifference
TopicA German church is playing a song that won't finish for another six centuries
Josiah_Is_Back
04/03/20 2:15:25 PM
#1
Organ2/ASLSP (meaning "As Slow As Possible") by John Cage is being performed at the St. Burchardi church in Halberstadt, Germany and will not be completed until September 5, 2640
TopicBuffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
Josiah_Is_Back
04/03/20 1:09:15 PM
#4
monkmith posted...
i've worked with bison, they're not buffalo.

Six in one hand, half a dozen in the other
Topichave Mario and Peach ever banged?
Josiah_Is_Back
04/03/20 1:07:38 PM
#14
Of course they have. Peach is very kinky. She likes to roleplay as a victim who needs to be rescued, which is why she always lets Bowser kidnap her, so Mario can save her and then stick his Tanooki inside her P-wing.
TopicBuffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
Josiah_Is_Back
04/03/20 1:01:55 PM
#1
You may have seen that sentence before; it's grammatically correct because Buffalo can refer to the city in New York, the animal (a.k.a. bison), and the verb meaning to bully or intimidate.

So "Buffalo buffalo" (bison from the city in NY) "Buffalo buffalo buffalo" (that other bison from that city in NY bully) "buffalo Buffalo buffalo" (go on to intimidate other bison from that city in NY).

Then I realized that taxonomically buffalo are called Bison bison. So we can make the sentence even weirder:

Buffalo Bison bison Buffalo Bison bison buffalo buffalo Buffalo Bison bison
TopicDo you agree with the Undertaker's assessment of AJ Styles?
Josiah_Is_Back
04/03/20 11:31:19 AM
#8
Myzery posted...
Go away, Josie.

Hey, how did you get out? *ties you up and gags you again*
TopicDo you agree with the Undertaker's assessment of AJ Styles?
Josiah_Is_Back
04/03/20 9:49:56 AM
#6
Bump
TopicDo you agree with the Undertaker's assessment of AJ Styles?
Josiah_Is_Back
04/01/20 8:19:37 PM
#4
bump
TopicDo you agree with the Undertaker's assessment of AJ Styles?
Josiah_Is_Back
04/01/20 7:57:24 PM
#1
He said Styles was content being a big fish in a little pond 15 years ago. He knew he couldn't hang with the likes of Taker, Austin, Rock, HHH, etc., and only came to WWE after they were all gone.



Thoughts?
TopicSlipknot's "Virus of Life" seems oddly relevant now, eh?
Josiah_Is_Back
04/01/20 7:49:18 PM
#1
You can even read the lyrics as if it's COVID-19 speaking to the human race... O_O

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJXlkXJq0q8
TopicI should be okay driving to my friend in Orlando on Friday, right?
Josiah_Is_Back
04/01/20 7:47:34 PM
#7
OK, change of plans. I will be driving up after work tomorrow, so that I will arrive in Orlando before the lockdown begins at midnight.

Then I shouldn't have any problems driving back on Tuesday; if I get pulled over, the truth is I was in Orlando by the time the lockdown went into effect, and I live in Fort Myers so I have to return home for work.
TopicI should be okay driving to my friend in Orlando on Friday, right?
Josiah_Is_Back
04/01/20 5:50:02 PM
#1
The governor just issued a 30-day stay at home order.

For weeks I've planned on going to Orlando (I live in the Ft. Myers area) to help my friend move. He has a lot of stuff and he's not very strong, and really needs my help.

Now one of the subsections in the legal document the governor released says that "caring for or otherwise assisting a loved one or friend" counts as essential activity, and therefore an excuse to not stay at home.

So I shouldn't encounter any problems?
TopicJonathan Frakes on slow-speed sounds like a street drunk lmao
Josiah_Is_Back
04/01/20 4:54:14 PM
#1
TopicWhat is worse in your opinion; eating ass or eating boogers
Josiah_Is_Back
04/01/20 2:55:51 PM
#7
Well I enjoy eating ass more so...

TopicWhich of these Mae West quotes is the best?
Josiah_Is_Back
03/31/20 6:41:50 PM
#9
Keith_Valentine posted...
Didnt she also say " too much of a good thing is wonderful"?

Something like that
TopicAbbreviations common to chemical elements, U.S. states AND nations of the world
Josiah_Is_Back
03/31/20 6:08:19 PM
#12
Compressed iron ferrite? Which means you've landed us on a goddamned iron plate!
TopicAbbreviations common to chemical elements, U.S. states AND nations of the world
Josiah_Is_Back
03/30/20 11:20:22 PM
#1
Just for fun, I decided to do some cross-referencing and see if there were any abbreviations that are the same for a chemical element, a U.S. state, and a country, and where all three names begin with the same two letters that are used as the abbreviation. Turns out there are five:

Al = aluminum and Alabama and Albania
Ar = argon and Arkansas and Argentina
Ca = calcium and California and Canada
Co = cobalt and Colorado and Colombia
In = indium and Indiana and India

There's you random info for the night
TopicWhich of these Mae West quotes is the best?
Josiah_Is_Back
03/30/20 3:36:04 PM
#6
bump
TopicWhich of these Mae West quotes is the best?
Josiah_Is_Back
03/29/20 11:35:27 PM
#3
MorbidFaithless posted...
She sounds rad as hell

Yeah, seems like she was way ahead of her time
TopicWhich of these Mae West quotes is the best?
Josiah_Is_Back
03/29/20 11:30:26 PM
#1
She was a sex symbol actress who delivered such lines as "is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Which quote is the best?






Let's go
TopicLiving in Florida, you would never think there was a pandemic
Josiah_Is_Back
03/28/20 9:57:13 PM
#5
thebatz posted...
sucks cause florida has a huge retirement community.

Older folks are among the biggest clientele bracket. *shrugs*
TopicLiving in Florida, you would never think there was a pandemic
Josiah_Is_Back
03/28/20 9:56:54 PM
#4
Kombucha posted...
Being stuck inside all day and laid off sounds like the perfect time for home renovation.

Stay-at-home recommendations be damned!
TopicLiving in Florida, you would never think there was a pandemic
Josiah_Is_Back
03/28/20 9:48:43 PM
#1
I work at Sherwin-Williams and business has been crazy the past couple of weeks. Even with the store closed to customers (call-in orders and curbside delivery is how we're operating), our numbers are higher than they usually are.
TopicAl Bundy is not a loser, and neither are you!
Josiah_Is_Back
03/26/20 9:39:06 PM
#1
TopicFunny how so many people want to paint during this pandemic
Josiah_Is_Back
03/26/20 8:22:02 PM
#3
Sunburst posted...
People are catching up on home projects with so much free time at home.

Indeed.
TopicAmerica is #1 at something VERY bad
Josiah_Is_Back
03/26/20 8:20:50 PM
#3
It's not surprising. We are the melting pot of the world, after all.
TopicFunny how so many people want to paint during this pandemic
Josiah_Is_Back
03/26/20 8:19:42 PM
#1
Had a lady call the store today and she ended up (politely) ending the call out of frustration because she didn't like what I was telling her. Basically she got the paint at another location, so the record wouldn't be at our store, and at that time a different pigment system was used, and it's an exterior color, and we live in Florida, and it was nearly a decade since the wall had been painted, and she was doing touch-up.

Like, sorry, lady, but even if we still had the same pigments and the order formula, a fresh gallon will not match your wall. You've got nine years of weathering and sun-fading.
TopicRate the horror crossover idea: Michael Myers vs. Pinhead in... HELLOWEEN
Josiah_Is_Back
03/26/20 7:18:45 PM
#1
Pinhead encounters Michael and concludes that the Shape must be brought to Hell. But the box doesn't work on Michael ("Hell would not have him") so Pinhead must do battle on mortal ground.




Assume the movie is well-made with a good budget and decent actors
TopicIf Goku had met Jiren after unlocking SSJ3
Josiah_Is_Back
03/25/20 8:10:34 PM
#24
^ And he couldn't fight anymore, and broke his promise, because of Jiren
TopicIf Goku had met Jiren after unlocking SSJ3
Josiah_Is_Back
03/25/20 7:57:21 PM
#22
archedsoul posted...
TC, can you reference the episode so I can go check it out? I don't remember any crying.

I want to say 129.

It's when Vegeta is knocked off for good. As he's falling, tears are streaming out of his eyes.
TopicIf Goku had met Jiren after unlocking SSJ3
Josiah_Is_Back
03/25/20 7:53:08 PM
#19
^ Dude had Vegeta literally crying over his failure and legitimately putting all his hopes onto Goku. If that isn't breaking Vegeta, I don't know what is

As far as Frieza, he's psychotic
TopicIf Goku had met Jiren after unlocking SSJ3
Josiah_Is_Back
03/25/20 7:46:42 PM
#15
Foppe posted...
Goku would start training like crazy, Vegeta would see it and start training as well because of his pride, they would start training with each others until they felt that they hit the limit, then a plot device would make them stronger and they would keep training.
They got magical wishing balls, they can wish to become stronger. And they can almost kill each other and then eat half a senzu bean to get a stremgth boost before almost killing each other again.

Ha! That's brilliant and hilarious. I can see it now...

(Goku delivers a near-fatal blow to Vegeta): "Here Vegeta, swallow this senzu bean!"
*Vegeta recovers*
Vegeta: "Alright, your turn to nearly die now. How many more times do we have to do this?"
Goku: "Until we can match up with Jiren! That guy is like really strong, Vegeta!"
Goku: "Hey, Jiren, can we spar again?"
Jiren: "You're wasting my time."
*Goku powers up and can't land one hit on Jiren*
*Jiren lets him land a blow, it does nothing*
Goku: "...alright, we've still got a ways to go, Vegeta."
TopicIf Goku had met Jiren after unlocking SSJ3
Josiah_Is_Back
03/25/20 7:42:14 PM
#12
^ Erm, Jiren broke the shit out of him in the ToP lol
TopicIf Goku had met Jiren after unlocking SSJ3
Josiah_Is_Back
03/25/20 7:32:56 PM
#9
I4NRulez posted...
Whos to say how strong Jiren is at that point anyways

Fair enough but based on what we saw in the ToP he would still be uncatchable
TopicIf Goku had met Jiren after unlocking SSJ3
Josiah_Is_Back
03/25/20 7:30:19 PM
#5
mcpwnia posted...
he would have trained until he could beat jiren. it's goku

It's not that simple, though. Frieza was stronger and Goku surpassed him, yes. Majin Buu was stronger and Goku surpassed him, yes.

But the disparity in power between Jiren (especially when he's serious) and SSJ3 is pretty much on a logarithmic scale. Like, Goku wouldn't even be close to remotely reaching anything resembling a fraction of Jiren's power, and Goku would know that.

Seeing as SSJ3 was Goku's end-all be-all form (as far as he knew), such a gargantuan disparity in power I don't think he would just be like "oh cool!" I think it would really affect him
Topicso, is this weird? (father daughter thing)
Josiah_Is_Back
03/25/20 7:27:41 PM
#5
That was hot
TopicIf Goku had met Jiren after unlocking SSJ3
Josiah_Is_Back
03/25/20 7:24:32 PM
#1
Let's just imagine that somehow a link formed between the two universes and Goku met Jiren soon after attaining SSJ3 and defeating Majin Buu.

We know SSJ3 would have no effect on Jiren, since Jiren was able to block SSJ God with one finger.

So if Goku tried to step to Jiren only to see that his newfound "unlimited" power in SSJ3 did absolutely jack shit to Jiren, how do you think Goku would react?

Do you think he would be completely disheartened and just accept that he would never be able to reach certain levels of power, basically accepting his role as Jiren's bitch forever, or do you think Goku would become even more fascinated by Jiren's power and try to learn all he could about how to reach such a godly state?
TopicI'm getting paid $2 more an hour due to the coronavirus situation
Josiah_Is_Back
03/25/20 6:21:10 PM
#1
Company announced it today during a conference call. Retroactively applies from March 15th through April 30th.
TopicYou have to survive with only $80 for food the entire month, how do you do it?
Josiah_Is_Back
03/25/20 4:38:50 PM
#61
indica posted...
Seriously though, where do you live?

Southwest Florida
TopicYou have to survive with only $80 for food the entire month, how do you do it?
Josiah_Is_Back
03/25/20 2:23:35 AM
#28
indica posted...
WTF? Do you live in chicken land or something?

I have no idea why the prices are that low, but it's been that way for years.
TopicYou have to survive with only $80 for food the entire month, how do you do it?
Josiah_Is_Back
03/25/20 2:02:57 AM
#21
The Wal-Mart near me sells cases of five dozen eggs for $2.33

That's not a typo
TopicDo you think you would get along with Dr. House?
Josiah_Is_Back
03/25/20 12:26:19 AM
#1
He was brilliant, he was curmudgeonly, he was witty, he was in pain. And he had troubled relationships, although some were genuinely treasured. Do you think you two would get along?





Curious to see where this goes...
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