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Topic	Just prevented my co-worker from fucking her ex and regretting it
Josiah_Is_Back 04/13/20 9:51:40 PM #4	DrizztLink posted... Is that what the kids are calling it these days? We legit just talked.
Topic	Just prevented my co-worker from fucking her ex and regretting it
Josiah_Is_Back 04/13/20 9:50:10 PM #1	So she's been dating this guy, we'll call him Tom, for about three years. They recently had a big break-up and she's very upset about it; plus she hasn't had sex with him in a while, she was really horny and she wanted someone to comfort her, and she was so pissed off at Tom that she was just gonna invite her ex over (we'll call him Mike). I told her straight up: I'm a guy, I know how guys think. Mike isn't coming over just to comfort you and be a friend. He knows you're in a vulnerable state emotionally and he's just looking for a booty call. And if you're horny, you won't necessarily have the willpower to stop anything from happening so I think you should tell him not to come over. So she told him never mind, don't come over, and asked me if I would come over. She knows I'm safe so I said okay. Got over there, and she said that her ex Mike had called and basically was like "should I bring a condom or what?" so she immediately knew that I was right and kept thanking me for talking her out of it. Just chatted for a couple hours before leaving.
Topic	That one Youtuberrrr, who talks like thisss, every fucking few wordsss
Josiah_Is_Back 04/13/20 6:31:30 PM #25	Orlando_Jordan posted... It's very mature to make fun of the way someone speaks. I'm sure he can change it tomorrow if he wanted to. Actually yes. There are other videos where he talks totally normally.
Topic	Hmm, yeah, how DID Goku and Vegeta become fathers?
Josiah_Is_Back 04/13/20 6:25:59 PM #1	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2QRuEV-a8M
Topic	That one Youtuberrrr, who talks like thisss, every fucking few wordsss
Josiah_Is_Back 04/13/20 4:31:21 PM #6	evil_zombie11 posted... So cringe lmao People try to say that's just how he sounds, but there are other videos of him talking and he sounds normal. So then people try to say "that's just how he sounds when reading." Bullshit. No one goes from normal to so-annoying-I-want-to-rip-off-my-ears just from reading a script.
Topic	That one Youtuberrrr, who talks like thisss, every fucking few wordsss
Josiah_Is_Back 04/13/20 4:29:34 PM #2	This fucking guy, Chills. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is9vaZ1JRBU
Topic	That one Youtuberrrr, who talks like thisss, every fucking few wordsss
Josiah_Is_Back 04/13/20 4:27:01 PM #1	As soon as I realize a video is narrated by his annoying fucking voice I turn that shit off. Goddamn it's annoying.
Topic	CE Word of the day - hypnagogic
Josiah_Is_Back 04/13/20 11:30:33 AM #2	Have you ever been on the verge of falling asleep, comfortably nestled within that hypnagogic state of semiconsciousness, only for your body to jolt violently as if you had just fallen from a significant height? How I hate that!
Topic	Die Another Day had the best one-liners. Admit it. spoilers
Josiah_Is_Back 04/13/20 11:29:02 AM #5	What's the one where the villainess says "you wouldn't shoot me, James. You'd miss me." Then he shoots her and kills her and says "I never miss." Coldest line I've ever heard.
Topic	Just did 80 push-ups within five minutes
Josiah_Is_Back 04/13/20 11:04:40 AM #6	Squall28 posted... Did you do chest to floor? Yes, strict only
Topic	Just did 80 push-ups within five minutes
Josiah_Is_Back 04/13/20 11:04:32 AM #5	SauI_Goodman posted... tryna get rid of them man boobs huh Nah, I'm in pretty good shape. I threw three burritos in the microwave and wanted to knock out as many push-ups as I could before the timer ran out so I wouldn't feel so bad about eating junk >_>
Topic	Just did 80 push-ups within five minutes
Josiah_Is_Back 04/13/20 11:03:02 AM #1	Now my arms are dead
Topic	Sitcom DEATH MATCH: Al Borland vs Al Bundy
Josiah_Is_Back 04/12/20 10:19:41 PM #10	^ Well, yeah. I should've been more precise.
Topic	Which of these facts is the most fascinating?
Josiah_Is_Back 04/12/20 10:18:37 PM #14	SH_expert44 posted... Yeah but im pretty sure pneumonia is an infection. I dunno, history.com says "Harrison went to bed at the end of inauguration day with a bad cold that soon developed into a fatal case of pneumonia."
Topic	I'm so fucked up emotionally I've been described as "super cerebral"
Josiah_Is_Back 04/12/20 10:16:58 PM #7	PrideOfLion posted... Have you had sex? Have you read Marcus Aurelius' Meditations? Yes and yes, but not for a while. It's funny because I usually end up sleeping with cougars (no emotional attachment) and they compliment me on my stamina and call me the energizer bunny. I think the only reason I last so long is because it's purely physical for me; I have no emotional connection to them (and from what I hear, it's emotional connection that really heightens one's sexual experience.)
Topic	I'm so fucked up emotionally I've been described as "super cerebral"
Josiah_Is_Back 04/12/20 10:15:32 PM #6	jeffhardyb0yz posted... No offense dude, but this was a pathetic read. You've allowed someone you haven't seen in almost 20 years and had no real emotional connection with mutually to block off your potential emotions. Like wtf man. Wake up and realize that life moves on I know how it sounds, but I can only say that as crazy as it seems to you, that's a reflection of how potent my feelings were for her. You may not believe in love at first sight, but I can tell you that just being around her was intoxicating. Walking by her in the hallway would make time stand still and was a highlight of my week. I still dream about her. I know it's pathetic, every part of my rational mind knows it's pathetic and absurd, but it's too late now.
Topic	I'm so fucked up emotionally I've been described as "super cerebral"
Josiah_Is_Back 04/12/20 10:06:41 PM #1	32 years old and I've never had a relationship. When I was a kid I was absolutely infatuated with this girl, from the moment I laid eyes on her in first grade, all through eighth grade (when I moved out of state). She never had the slightest interest in me, however, and basically ignored me. Call it puppy love. Call it a boyhood crush. Call it love at first sight. Whatever it was, I've never felt anything like it since. No one I've ever met has ever made me feel anything even remotely close to what I felt for that girl. So I don't see the point in having a relationship with someone when I know there's a much stronger connection out there. So I've basically inculcated a mentality of pure reason and intellect, no emotion. I'm very Stoic.
Topic	Sitcom DEATH MATCH: Al Borland vs Al Bundy
Josiah_Is_Back 04/12/20 9:59:14 PM #7	No man remains standing after Al Bundy says "....let's rock"
Topic	Christian CEmen, which argument do you find the most difficult to rebut?
Josiah_Is_Back 04/12/20 9:27:53 PM #14	Magyar15 posted... Not really a CEman, but these are all bad arguments TBH... Care to elaborate?
Topic	Which of these facts is the most fascinating?
Josiah_Is_Back 04/12/20 9:27:29 PM #12	SH_expert44 posted... Rain can give you pneumonia? It was a cold, rainy day
Topic	Christian CEmen, which argument do you find the most difficult to rebut?
Josiah_Is_Back 04/12/20 9:16:33 PM #12	c'mon CE let's get in discussion mode
Topic	Which of these facts is the most fascinating?
Josiah_Is_Back 04/12/20 9:16:09 PM #7	^ Interesting!
Topic	Christian CEmen, which argument do you find the most difficult to rebut?
Josiah_Is_Back 04/12/20 11:56:47 AM #11	bumpp
Topic	Christian CEmen, which argument do you find the most difficult to rebut?
Josiah_Is_Back 04/12/20 11:40:12 AM #10	bump
Topic	Rate the SNES OST: Dr. Tongue's Castle of Terror (Zombies Ate My Neighbors)
Josiah_Is_Back 04/12/20 10:27:00 AM #1	Depending on its reception, I may turn this into an on-running series. A link is provided below. Fun fact: the beginning is based on the Shining theme. Excellent Pretty cool Meh, it's alright Not a fan Terrible Depending on its reception, I may turn this into an on-running series. A link is provided below. Fun fact: the beginning is based on the Shining theme. - Results (1 vote) Excellent 100% (1 vote) 1 Pretty cool 0% (0 votes) 0 Meh, it's alright 0% (0 votes) 0 Not a fan 0% (0 votes) 0 Terrible 0% (0 votes) 0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCzEzBpjiNg
Topic	Christian CEmen, which argument do you find the most difficult to rebut?
Josiah_Is_Back 04/12/20 9:04:44 AM #8	bump!
Topic	Which of these facts is the most fascinating?
Josiah_Is_Back 04/12/20 9:04:37 AM #5	bump
Topic	The Jewish doctor Adolf Hitler revered
Josiah_Is_Back 04/11/20 10:43:21 PM #1	I mentioned this in my poll of random fascinating facts, but I wanted to make a separate topic because I find the story captivating. So as a youth, Adolf Hitler's family was rather penniless. Their family physician, Dr. Eduard Bloch, often provided services either at a discounted rate or entirely for free. Hitler vowed lifelong gratitude to Bloch, and remained true to his word. Following Germany's annexation of Austria, the 66-year-old Bloch wrote a letter to Hitler asking for help; as a consequence, he was put under special protection by the Gestapo. Bloch stayed in his house with his wife undisturbed until the formalities for his emigration to the United States were completed. Without any interference from the authorities, they were able to sell their family home at market value. Hitler even called Bloch an edeljude ("noble Jew")
Topic	Which of these facts is the most fascinating?
Josiah_Is_Back 04/11/20 10:31:13 PM #4	bump
Topic	Question about Banjo Kazooie
Josiah_Is_Back 04/11/20 10:27:55 PM #4	BK has an awesome OST
Topic	Which of these facts is the most fascinating?
Josiah_Is_Back 04/11/20 10:24:32 PM #1	Some random information to keep you interested and entertained! In 1916 Georgia Tech defeated Cumberland College 222-0, the biggest shut-out in the history of college football (Georgia's coach was John Heisman of trophy fame) Jewish doctor Eduard Bloch often provided free services to a young Adolf Hitler's struggling family; Hitler vowed lifelong gratitude, even allowing Bloch to flee to America during the Holocaust A kangaroo word is a word that contains a synonym of itself, in alphabetic order; for instance, "masculine" qualifies because "male" is contained within it Koko the gorilla famously learned human sign language; when shown a ring, which she didn't know the word for, she signed "finger" and "bracelet," demonstrating her comprehension William Henry Harrison, the ninth president of the U.S., gave the longest inaugural address in history -- on a rainy day, which gave him pneumonia, and the shortest presidency ever, at one month Some random information to keep you interested and entertained! - Results (12 votes) In 1916 Georgia Tech defeated Cumberland College 222-0, the biggest shut-out in the history of college football (Georgia's coach was John Heisman of trophy fame) 25% (3 votes) 3 Jewish doctor Eduard Bloch often provided free services to a young Adolf Hitler's struggling family; Hitler vowed lifelong gratitude, even allowing Bloch to flee to America during the Holocaust 41.67% (5 votes) 5 A kangaroo word is a word that contains a synonym of itself, in alphabetic order; for instance, "masculine" qualifies because "male" is contained within it 0% (0 votes) 0 Koko the gorilla famously learned human sign language; when shown a ring, which she didn't know the word for, she signed "finger" and "bracelet," demonstrating her comprehension 16.67% (2 votes) 2 William Henry Harrison, the ninth president of the U.S., gave the longest inaugural address in history -- on a rainy day, which gave him pneumonia, and the shortest presidency ever, at one month 16.67% (2 votes) 2 What do y'all think?
Topic	Has anyone you know been sick with Corona?
Josiah_Is_Back 04/11/20 8:54:32 PM #16	a-c-a-b posted... Fuck right off. I know this account is just some loser pretending to be a teenage girl. >___>
Topic	Have you participated in sexual activities with both sexes?
Josiah_Is_Back 04/11/20 8:49:35 PM #1	Not at the same time, obviously. Just in general. It doesn't have to be penetrative intercourse; any kind of sexual activity, such as masturbation or oral sex Yes, and I am an even-keeled bisexual Yes, but I lean more toward being homosexual Yes, but I lean more toward being straight Yes, but I'm pretty much an asexual person; I was just experimenting No, but I want to! No, and I have no desire to do so Not at the same time, obviously. Just in general. It doesn't have to be penetrative intercourse; any kind of sexual activity, such as masturbation or oral sex - Results (13 votes) Yes, and I am an even-keeled bisexual 15.38% (2 votes) 2 Yes, but I lean more toward being homosexual 0% (0 votes) 0 Yes, but I lean more toward being straight 7.69% (1 vote) 1 Yes, but I'm pretty much an asexual person; I was just experimenting 7.69% (1 vote) 1 No, but I want to! 15.38% (2 votes) 2 No, and I have no desire to do so 53.85% (7 votes) 7 Well?
Topic	Has anyone you know been sick with Corona?
Josiah_Is_Back 04/11/20 8:42:53 PM #4	My brother's mother-in-law (his wife's mom) got it and is currently on a ventilator because it got worse
Topic	C/D: You love the "snake charmer" music
Josiah_Is_Back 04/11/20 7:27:28 PM #4	Wii_Shaker posted... I was expecting snake charming music. Instead I get rag-time. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arabian_riff
Topic	C/D: You love the "snake charmer" music
Josiah_Is_Back 04/11/20 7:22:37 PM #1	Officially it's called "The Streets of Cairo; or the Little Country Maid" and I've provided a link below Confirm Deny Officially it's called "The Streets of Cairo; or the Little Country Maid" and I've provided a link below - Results (4 votes) Confirm 50% (2 votes) 2 Deny 50% (2 votes) 2 One of my all-time favorite melodies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npQUK_OJONA
Topic	Christian CEmen, which argument do you find the most difficult to rebut?
Josiah_Is_Back 04/11/20 6:33:28 PM #3	bump!
Topic	Christian CEmen, which argument do you find the most difficult to rebut?
Josiah_Is_Back 04/11/20 6:19:56 PM #2	bump
Topic	Christian CEmen, which argument do you find the most difficult to rebut?
Josiah_Is_Back 04/11/20 6:11:57 PM #1	I'm not expecting any of you to be a master of Christian apologetics, just simply wondering which of the following arguments would give you the most pause? Your particular faith is entirely circumstantial, dependent on the historical period and geographical location in which you were born It is contradictory to so steadfastly hold to your belief system while simultaneously holding that it's based on faith, while denying the other world religions, whose adherents are just as steadfast It is illogical to argue "God does not manifest because that would negate free will" when he apparently manifested quite frequently in ancient times, thus negating our ancestors' free will Christianity appears to be an amalgamation of various pagan beliefs, including Mithraism and the Germanic goddess Eostre; these were appropriated by the Jesus myth It doesn't make sense for evildoers to be punished in Hell, because the Devil would not want to do God's work; on the contrary, Satan would embrace his fellow sinners and reward them I'm not expecting any of you to be a master of Christian apologetics, just simply wondering which of the following arguments would give you the most pause? - Results (5 votes) Your particular faith is entirely circumstantial, dependent on the historical period and geographical location in which you were born 40% (2 votes) 2 It is contradictory to so steadfastly hold to your belief system while simultaneously holding that it's based on faith, while denying the other world religions, whose adherents are just as steadfast 20% (1 vote) 1 It is illogical to argue "God does not manifest because that would negate free will" when he apparently manifested quite frequently in ancient times, thus negating our ancestors' free will 0% (0 votes) 0 Christianity appears to be an amalgamation of various pagan beliefs, including Mithraism and the Germanic goddess Eostre; these were appropriated by the Jesus myth 20% (1 vote) 1 It doesn't make sense for evildoers to be punished in Hell, because the Devil would not want to do God's work; on the contrary, Satan would embrace his fellow sinners and reward them 20% (1 vote) 1 Let's see
Topic	"The difference between blissful solitude and abject loneliness is simple:
Josiah_Is_Back 04/10/20 10:00:55 PM #3	Crono99 posted... It's all a question of balance. Blissful solitude is when you finally have some time to yourself after being forced to endure others for too long. Abject loneliness is when that time to yourself drags on for longer than you needed it to. Reminds me of that Lord Byron quote: "I only go out to get myself a fresh appetite for being alone."
Topic	ITT I rank the Jurassic Park movies from best to worst.
Josiah_Is_Back 04/10/20 10:00:02 PM #2	I agree
Topic	"The difference between blissful solitude and abject loneliness is simple:
Josiah_Is_Back 04/10/20 9:57:55 PM #1	One wants what the other has." Interesting quote I came across today.
Topic	So why is it called Good Friday if it commemorates the crucifixion?
Josiah_Is_Back 04/10/20 9:40:07 PM #1	Seems like kind of a crappy thing to do, to call it "Good"
Topic	Which of these facts do you find most interesting?
Josiah_Is_Back 04/10/20 6:38:29 PM #5	Bump
Topic	Australia let a pedophile priest loose. This is the public's response:
Josiah_Is_Back 04/09/20 9:42:48 PM #28	It's strange to me that so many priests with these tendencies don't make an effort to seek help. You follow a religion that is rooted largely in forgiveness; certainly it's better to admit your paraphilia and seek help, than to act on your desires and harm a child in the process.
Topic	Which of these facts do you find most interesting?
Josiah_Is_Back 04/09/20 9:34:23 PM #1	I love random trivia. I hope you do, too! Mike Tyson and Muhammad Ali were once guests on the Arsenio Hall show. When asked who would win a bout if both were in their respective primes, Ali said Tyson would win. Tyson said Ali would win. To "apologize" originally meant to make a speech in defense of oneself, hence the "Apology of Socrates" by Plato and terms such as "Christian apologetics." The phrase "money is the root of all evil" is misquoted from the Biblical book of Timothy. The actual passage reads "the LOVE of money is the root of all evil" (emphasis added). Ultimate means last. Penultimate means second-to-last. Antepenultimate means third-to-last. Fourth to last is preantepenultimate. And fifth to last? That's propreantepenultimate. The viceroy butterfly is so-named because it resembles the monarch butterfly. Get it? It's only an imitation of the monarch so it's a viceroy. "Qualia" is a term in psychology for phenomena that must be experienced subjectively to understand. You wouldn't know the color red, for instance, until you saw it. I love random trivia. I hope you do, too! - Results (10 votes) Mike Tyson and Muhammad Ali were once guests on the Arsenio Hall show. When asked who would win a bout if both were in their respective primes, Ali said Tyson would win. Tyson said Ali would win. 10% (1 vote) 1 To "apologize" originally meant to make a speech in defense of oneself, hence the "Apology of Socrates" by Plato and terms such as "Christian apologetics." 30% (3 votes) 3 The phrase "money is the root of all evil" is misquoted from the Biblical book of Timothy. The actual passage reads "the LOVE of money is the root of all evil" (emphasis added). 0% (0 votes) 0 Ultimate means last. Penultimate means second-to-last. Antepenultimate means third-to-last. Fourth to last is preantepenultimate. And fifth to last? That's propreantepenultimate. 0% (0 votes) 0 The viceroy butterfly is so-named because it resembles the monarch butterfly. Get it? It's only an imitation of the monarch so it's a viceroy. 30% (3 votes) 3 "Qualia" is a term in psychology for phenomena that must be experienced subjectively to understand. You wouldn't know the color red, for instance, until you saw it. 30% (3 votes) 3 Hmmmm
Topic	Mano del Desierto is a 36-foot sculpture of a hand in Chile's Atacama Desert
Josiah_Is_Back 04/09/20 1:02:58 AM #5	SSJCAT posted... has no one ever tried to dig deeper There's nothing deeper, it's a sculpture by some dude.
Topic	Mano del Desierto is a 36-foot sculpture of a hand in Chile's Atacama Desert
Josiah_Is_Back 04/09/20 12:57:15 AM #2	Look it
Topic	Mano del Desierto is a 36-foot sculpture of a hand in Chile's Atacama Desert
Josiah_Is_Back 04/09/20 12:36:06 AM #1	Makes me wonder if a future civilization thousands of years from now will unearth it, and think that it's only the "tip of the iceberg" of some massive gargantuan sculpture buried over the millennia
Topic	If Mortal Kombat included a WWE wrestler as a character, who would you want?
Josiah_Is_Back 04/08/20 6:30:43 PM #5	Tupacrulez posted... Taker would be easiest to adapt. Pretty much, considering all of his supernatural powers. Teleportation. Possession. Pyrokinesis. Telekinesis. Immortality. The ability to shoot lightning and make it rain. Etc.
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