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TopicMother suing hospital over baby with Down Syndrome
Illuminoius
07/10/19 12:16:58 PM
#24
this is just like a bad jodi picoult book
TopicArby's made a SMM2 level >_>
Illuminoius
07/10/19 9:47:13 AM
#6
woah, i thought it was just a silly themed level
i wasn't aware that someone from the company made it
TopicSwitch Lite IS THE REAL Switch, original owners got Kicked in hands.
Illuminoius
07/10/19 9:37:03 AM
#6
switch being able to plug into a tv was and remains to be a selling point, as it makes it perfect for couch gaming
the 3ds's 3d was a shitty gimmick that people only pretended to like and stopped caring about when they realized the console was really just "stronger new ds"

they're not comparable tbh
TopicI want to get a LittleBigPlanet game, but...
Illuminoius
07/08/19 11:43:20 PM
#7
if you're getting the third one, get it on ps4
it has a lot of awesome improvements but the performance issues and weird incompatibilities brought on by the increased amount of layers (the game will try forcing you onto layers that the older games wouldn't) can hurt the experience
TopicStop praising the bath water girl. $30 for bath water is a scam.
Illuminoius
07/08/19 6:31:30 PM
#6
the easy money from the scam is what people are praising
very basic ingenuity and preying on desperate consumers
TopicTransgender woman arrested after using the women's bathroom in Denny's
Illuminoius
07/08/19 6:30:20 PM
#121
what awful fucking clickbait
if they had any decency they would have simply said "woman arrested after harassing family at denny's" but of course they didn't
TopicStraight Pride Parade approved by the city of Boston for August
Illuminoius
07/07/19 2:27:22 AM
#95
it's amazing that dipshits like this don't understand why lgbt+ parades exist

like, they're jealous of oppressed minorities who get to finally express pride at being able to exist
you have to be overwhelmingly petty and insecure to feel that you need a straight pride parade
TopicI really can't wait for Overwatch to introduce the 2-2-2 role lock.
Illuminoius
07/07/19 2:25:07 AM
#11
i find it weird that people constantly bitch about dpses everywhere
i've always gotten a variety of characters in quick play, including the obsessive healer one-tricks and overzealous winstons
TopicFuck whoever thought of the bouncy metal boxes in Crash.
Illuminoius
06/18/19 4:37:56 AM
#2
sky metal knight
TopicThe new battletoads dark queen is an abomination
Illuminoius
06/17/19 3:38:32 AM
#12
old design is disgustingly generic
TopicAd blocking is theft
Illuminoius
06/14/19 4:06:41 AM
#28
we gave ad companies a chance before and they ran wild with all the loud, laggy, obtrusive, and sometimes-malicious advertisements they could think of
there's no reason to give them the benefit of the doubt and turn off ad blockers
TopicHas Square Enix made an actually good game at all this generation
Illuminoius
06/13/19 7:57:24 PM
#74
ultimate reaver posted...
ff14

it's literally an mmo
it can't be good
TopicThe reaction to Banjo brings a tear to my eye
Illuminoius
06/12/19 1:03:01 PM
#23
PatrickMahomes posted...
invincibility

i didn't even notice this
is it his down-b counter?
TopicRaptors in 5
Illuminoius
06/12/19 12:44:18 AM
#7
menacing glare
TopicSquare-Enix ironically almost made me not want to get Collection of Mana.
Illuminoius
06/11/19 8:31:24 PM
#2
Alucard188 posted...
Why buy an old version of the game when you can get a new, different version of the game next year?

ask the countless people who cling to originals and cry out whenever a remake comes out and changes things
some people just prefer the originals
TopicERA - "40% of Smash Bros Expansion pass is Homophobic"
Illuminoius
06/11/19 5:15:43 PM
#28
did you really think that posting on a website that requires a paid email account would be a good idea
TopicI'm playing Persona Q2 and FUCK I forgot how low-res the 3DS is >_>
Illuminoius
06/07/19 4:47:25 PM
#30
the first dungeon is the only remotely challenging part of the entire game
it quickly falls apart and every fight becomes samey and boring
TopicThe She-Ra remake that's on netflix is pretty good
Illuminoius
06/07/19 6:55:19 AM
#23
darkmaian23 posted...
I don't get the criticism of the art

it's just way too simple with unappealing basic colors and too little detail
animation can be choppy and some of the designs just look weird
the fact that everyone has that weird mask-looking thing under their eyes makes them look sleepy all the time
TopicThe She-Ra remake that's on netflix is pretty good
Illuminoius
06/07/19 3:27:51 AM
#18
too bad the visuals are so lackluster
that, some forced conflicts, and some weird pacing are big marks on an otherwise pretty good show
TopicSTRAIGHT GUY tries to host straight pride. He is getting laughed at!
Illuminoius
06/05/19 5:19:31 AM
#60
APM posted...
What's wrong with hosting a straight pride parade?

do people actually not know? it's really hard to tell if people are trolling or just insanely ignorant because you kinda have to be in order to somehow not know what makes an lgbt+ pride event so much different
TopicSTRAIGHT GUY tries to host straight pride. He is getting laughed at!
Illuminoius
06/04/19 9:54:10 PM
#29
it's kinda amazing just how much people want to pretend lgbt people don't exist
want to minimize their presence in any way possible
Topicwhat is the point of gaming PCs these days?
Illuminoius
06/04/19 8:33:47 PM
#101
because there's a ton of games on pc and a ton of things besides gaming you can do on a pc
and games don't have to be """pc-style""" to be played on pc
TopicWhy is Zelda such a pussy
Illuminoius
05/30/19 4:39:36 PM
#9
TheGreatGeno326 posted...
Did you like not play OoT

you know i'm talking about the series at large, right? exceptions always exist but when they're so small in number they don't abolish the rule
it's amusing that once you learn that sheik and tetra are actually zelda, they suddenly become useless until their token final boss assistance
TopicWhy is Zelda such a pussy
Illuminoius
05/30/19 4:33:32 PM
#6
people like to pretend that zelda is actually a super active and cool female character just because she has the rare token "i'll shoot this one thing at the boss while it's weakened and distracted" moments
TopicDo you think that Projared can ever bounce back?
Illuminoius
05/25/19 6:41:06 PM
#2
is dsp a sexual predator too?
TopicWhy does 100CC have to be unlocked in Mario Kart Tour?!?
Illuminoius
05/22/19 6:37:21 PM
#2
it's a mobile game
TopicPSA - Dreams (PS4) is already out in Early Access, getting amazing reviews
Illuminoius
05/22/19 6:19:10 PM
#10
are there any comments about how this performs on older ps4s?
TopicAwesome game mechanics abandoned by their sequels?
Illuminoius
05/22/19 5:51:51 PM
#37
super monkey ball allowed you to race on up to five different challenge mode courses
in addition to just having much worse level design overall, monkey ball 2 completely abandoned this idea
TopicSuper Mario Bros. U Deluxe is like the perfect Switch game >_>
Illuminoius
05/21/19 1:13:16 PM
#9
i don't know how you guys are possibly confused
i said that, for whatever reason, the switch version of nsmbu (the game in the thread title) has over 200 unused levels that weren't in the wii u version
absolutely no clue where you're getting mario maker from
TopicSuper Mario Bros. U Deluxe is like the perfect Switch game >_>
Illuminoius
05/20/19 7:38:29 PM
#5
unused levels, yes
there are 200-something unused stages in the switch version, and that's not even counting the levels from the modes that didn't make it from the wii u version
TopicSuper Mario Bros. U Deluxe is like the perfect Switch game >_>
Illuminoius
05/20/19 7:02:40 PM
#3
the coolest part of the game is the 200-something unused levels, none of which were in the original wii u version
TopicPaper Mario 64 or Paper Mario TTYD?
Illuminoius
05/20/19 4:52:40 PM
#15
ttyd has a deeper, more nuanced battle system but the structure and pacing of the game takes a huge hit
and of course, the game is way too easy for the improved battle system to ever show itself
TopicI strongly dislike Plot Armor apologists.
Illuminoius
05/14/19 5:42:30 AM
#4
people get hilariously, irrationally pissed if you kill off the main character
that's why
TopicControversial LGBTQ Sex Ed classes to be taught to Kindergarteners in California
Illuminoius
05/13/19 6:06:29 PM
#104
lgbtq+ awareness is very good to learn about at this age
sex ed though? i don't think that's at all age-appropriate
TopicK-pop's Rise In China Is Fueling Fears of a Masculinity Crisis
Illuminoius
05/12/19 11:33:13 PM
#4
AsucaHayashi posted...
jpop has existed for decades

yeah and creepy shit is creepy when japan does it too
idol culture is the worst thing
TopicK-pop's Rise In China Is Fueling Fears of a Masculinity Crisis
Illuminoius
05/12/19 11:26:42 PM
#2
kinda creepy to have an entire economy of performing young girls for the pleasure of so many grown men
TopicToday I watched New Spongebob (Post-Movie) and Old Spongebob back-to-back
Illuminoius
05/12/19 11:15:42 PM
#3
season 9 and after still isn't very good
still loud and obnoxious, only with tons more "hey kids, we're cool" references to the classics and a lot more ridiculous over-animated faces
Topic"If we don't complain then how will the product get better?!"
Illuminoius
05/12/19 1:41:04 AM
#79
Delta_Force posted...
*Looks at Sonic.*

We're waiting on the "product gets better" part right now!

friendly reminder that worthless trash like sonic chronicles can get a 74 on metacritic
TopicGirl gets tattoo of beloved dog. Is horrified people think it's a flaccid penis.
Illuminoius
05/11/19 11:42:25 PM
#53
pele the beloved dog
TopicI wish Seth MacFarlane.... tried harder? Is that the proper way to phrase it?
Illuminoius
05/09/19 11:59:52 PM
#6
the humor gets increasingly lazy with just cutting away to jokes instead of actually having the jokes naturally come around from the situation
it's a shame, since even when cutting away for a joke the old episodes did it better since they didn't reset the momentum of the plot every single time by restarting or immediately ending the previous scene
jokes also were also way better-paced and typically more grounded within the episode itself, making them a lot more rapid-fire and actually funny
nowadays it's just really slow with not even the same level of angry edge or self-deprecation that it used to have a few seasons ago

american dad somehow manages to be more edgy and obnoxious than a modern family guy episode

MrNintendo1213 posted...
Pretty sure now he just does the voices for his cartoons, not actually writing them

oh and this
TopicManchildren once again upset that people have issues with games sexualizing kids
Illuminoius
05/09/19 4:43:17 PM
#216
Dabrikishaw15 posted...
Violence as a concept in media has no such restrictions.

do people really forget about all the controversy hatred started because of its wanton, unjustifiable, indiscriminate violence?
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