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| Topic | Mother suing hospital over baby with Down Syndrome |
| Illuminoius 07/10/19 12:16:58 PM #24 | this is just like a bad jodi picoult book |
| Topic | Arby's made a SMM2 level >_> |
| Illuminoius 07/10/19 9:47:13 AM #6 | woah, i thought it was just a silly themed level i wasn't aware that someone from the company made it |
| Topic | Switch Lite IS THE REAL Switch, original owners got Kicked in hands. |
| Illuminoius 07/10/19 9:37:03 AM #6 | switch being able to plug into a tv was and remains to be a selling point, as it makes it perfect for couch gaming the 3ds's 3d was a shitty gimmick that people only pretended to like and stopped caring about when they realized the console was really just "stronger new ds" they're not comparable tbh |
| Topic | I want to get a LittleBigPlanet game, but... |
| Illuminoius 07/08/19 11:43:20 PM #7 | if you're getting the third one, get it on ps4 it has a lot of awesome improvements but the performance issues and weird incompatibilities brought on by the increased amount of layers (the game will try forcing you onto layers that the older games wouldn't) can hurt the experience |
| Topic | Stop praising the bath water girl. $30 for bath water is a scam. |
| Illuminoius 07/08/19 6:31:30 PM #6 | the easy money from the scam is what people are praising very basic ingenuity and preying on desperate consumers |
| Topic | Transgender woman arrested after using the women's bathroom in Denny's |
| Illuminoius 07/08/19 6:30:20 PM #121 | what awful fucking clickbait if they had any decency they would have simply said "woman arrested after harassing family at denny's" but of course they didn't |
| Topic | Straight Pride Parade approved by the city of Boston for August |
| Illuminoius 07/07/19 2:27:22 AM #95 | it's amazing that dipshits like this don't understand why lgbt+ parades exist like, they're jealous of oppressed minorities who get to finally express pride at being able to exist you have to be overwhelmingly petty and insecure to feel that you need a straight pride parade |
| Topic | I really can't wait for Overwatch to introduce the 2-2-2 role lock. |
| Illuminoius 07/07/19 2:25:07 AM #11 | i find it weird that people constantly bitch about dpses everywhere i've always gotten a variety of characters in quick play, including the obsessive healer one-tricks and overzealous winstons |
| Topic | Fuck whoever thought of the bouncy metal boxes in Crash. |
| Illuminoius 06/18/19 4:37:56 AM #2 | sky metal knight |
| Topic | The new battletoads dark queen is an abomination |
| Illuminoius 06/17/19 3:38:32 AM #12 | old design is disgustingly generic |
| Topic | Ad blocking is theft |
| Illuminoius 06/14/19 4:06:41 AM #28 | we gave ad companies a chance before and they ran wild with all the loud, laggy, obtrusive, and sometimes-malicious advertisements they could think of there's no reason to give them the benefit of the doubt and turn off ad blockers |
| Topic | Has Square Enix made an actually good game at all this generation |
| Illuminoius 06/13/19 7:57:24 PM #74 | ultimate reaver posted... ff14 it's literally an mmo it can't be good |
| Topic | The reaction to Banjo brings a tear to my eye |
| Illuminoius 06/12/19 1:03:01 PM #23 | PatrickMahomes posted... invincibility i didn't even notice this is it his down-b counter? |
| Topic | Raptors in 5 |
| Illuminoius 06/12/19 12:44:18 AM #7 | menacing glare |
| Topic | Square-Enix ironically almost made me not want to get Collection of Mana. |
| Illuminoius 06/11/19 8:31:24 PM #2 | Alucard188 posted... Why buy an old version of the game when you can get a new, different version of the game next year? ask the countless people who cling to originals and cry out whenever a remake comes out and changes things some people just prefer the originals |
| Topic | ERA - "40% of Smash Bros Expansion pass is Homophobic" |
| Illuminoius 06/11/19 5:15:43 PM #28 | did you really think that posting on a website that requires a paid email account would be a good idea |
| Topic | I'm playing Persona Q2 and FUCK I forgot how low-res the 3DS is >_> |
| Illuminoius 06/07/19 4:47:25 PM #30 | the first dungeon is the only remotely challenging part of the entire game it quickly falls apart and every fight becomes samey and boring |
| Topic | The She-Ra remake that's on netflix is pretty good |
| Illuminoius 06/07/19 6:55:19 AM #23 | darkmaian23 posted... I don't get the criticism of the art it's just way too simple with unappealing basic colors and too little detail animation can be choppy and some of the designs just look weird the fact that everyone has that weird mask-looking thing under their eyes makes them look sleepy all the time |
| Topic | The She-Ra remake that's on netflix is pretty good |
| Illuminoius 06/07/19 3:27:51 AM #18 | too bad the visuals are so lackluster that, some forced conflicts, and some weird pacing are big marks on an otherwise pretty good show |
| Topic | STRAIGHT GUY tries to host straight pride. He is getting laughed at! |
| Illuminoius 06/05/19 5:19:31 AM #60 | APM posted... What's wrong with hosting a straight pride parade? do people actually not know? it's really hard to tell if people are trolling or just insanely ignorant because you kinda have to be in order to somehow not know what makes an lgbt+ pride event so much different |
| Topic | STRAIGHT GUY tries to host straight pride. He is getting laughed at! |
| Illuminoius 06/04/19 9:54:10 PM #29 | it's kinda amazing just how much people want to pretend lgbt people don't exist want to minimize their presence in any way possible |
| Topic | what is the point of gaming PCs these days? |
| Illuminoius 06/04/19 8:33:47 PM #101 | because there's a ton of games on pc and a ton of things besides gaming you can do on a pc and games don't have to be """pc-style""" to be played on pc |
| Topic | Why is Zelda such a pussy |
| Illuminoius 05/30/19 4:39:36 PM #9 | TheGreatGeno326 posted... Did you like not play OoT you know i'm talking about the series at large, right? exceptions always exist but when they're so small in number they don't abolish the rule it's amusing that once you learn that sheik and tetra are actually zelda, they suddenly become useless until their token final boss assistance |
| Topic | Why is Zelda such a pussy |
| Illuminoius 05/30/19 4:33:32 PM #6 | people like to pretend that zelda is actually a super active and cool female character just because she has the rare token "i'll shoot this one thing at the boss while it's weakened and distracted" moments |
| Topic | Do you think that Projared can ever bounce back? |
| Illuminoius 05/25/19 6:41:06 PM #2 | is dsp a sexual predator too? |
| Topic | Why does 100CC have to be unlocked in Mario Kart Tour?!? |
| Illuminoius 05/22/19 6:37:21 PM #2 | it's a mobile game |
| Topic | PSA - Dreams (PS4) is already out in Early Access, getting amazing reviews |
| Illuminoius 05/22/19 6:19:10 PM #10 | are there any comments about how this performs on older ps4s? |
| Topic | Awesome game mechanics abandoned by their sequels? |
| Illuminoius 05/22/19 5:51:51 PM #37 | super monkey ball allowed you to race on up to five different challenge mode courses in addition to just having much worse level design overall, monkey ball 2 completely abandoned this idea |
| Topic | Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe is like the perfect Switch game >_> |
| Illuminoius 05/21/19 1:13:16 PM #9 | i don't know how you guys are possibly confused i said that, for whatever reason, the switch version of nsmbu (the game in the thread title) has over 200 unused levels that weren't in the wii u version absolutely no clue where you're getting mario maker from |
| Topic | Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe is like the perfect Switch game >_> |
| Illuminoius 05/20/19 7:38:29 PM #5 | unused levels, yes there are 200-something unused stages in the switch version, and that's not even counting the levels from the modes that didn't make it from the wii u version |
| Topic | Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe is like the perfect Switch game >_> |
| Illuminoius 05/20/19 7:02:40 PM #3 | the coolest part of the game is the 200-something unused levels, none of which were in the original wii u version |
| Topic | Paper Mario 64 or Paper Mario TTYD? |
| Illuminoius 05/20/19 4:52:40 PM #15 | ttyd has a deeper, more nuanced battle system but the structure and pacing of the game takes a huge hit and of course, the game is way too easy for the improved battle system to ever show itself |
| Topic | I strongly dislike Plot Armor apologists. |
| Illuminoius 05/14/19 5:42:30 AM #4 | people get hilariously, irrationally pissed if you kill off the main character that's why |
| Topic | Controversial LGBTQ Sex Ed classes to be taught to Kindergarteners in California |
| Illuminoius 05/13/19 6:06:29 PM #104 | lgbtq+ awareness is very good to learn about at this age sex ed though? i don't think that's at all age-appropriate |
| Topic | K-pop's Rise In China Is Fueling Fears of a Masculinity Crisis |
| Illuminoius 05/12/19 11:33:13 PM #4 | AsucaHayashi posted... jpop has existed for decades yeah and creepy shit is creepy when japan does it too idol culture is the worst thing |
| Topic | K-pop's Rise In China Is Fueling Fears of a Masculinity Crisis |
| Illuminoius 05/12/19 11:26:42 PM #2 | kinda creepy to have an entire economy of performing young girls for the pleasure of so many grown men |
| Topic | Today I watched New Spongebob (Post-Movie) and Old Spongebob back-to-back |
| Illuminoius 05/12/19 11:15:42 PM #3 | season 9 and after still isn't very good still loud and obnoxious, only with tons more "hey kids, we're cool" references to the classics and a lot more ridiculous over-animated faces |
| Topic | "If we don't complain then how will the product get better?!" |
| Illuminoius 05/12/19 1:41:04 AM #79 | Delta_Force posted... *Looks at Sonic.* friendly reminder that worthless trash like sonic chronicles can get a 74 on metacritic |
| Topic | Girl gets tattoo of beloved dog. Is horrified people think it's a flaccid penis. |
| Illuminoius 05/11/19 11:42:25 PM #53 | pele the beloved dog |
| Topic | I wish Seth MacFarlane.... tried harder? Is that the proper way to phrase it? |
| Illuminoius 05/09/19 11:59:52 PM #6 | the humor gets increasingly lazy with just cutting away to jokes instead of actually having the jokes naturally come around from the situation it's a shame, since even when cutting away for a joke the old episodes did it better since they didn't reset the momentum of the plot every single time by restarting or immediately ending the previous scene jokes also were also way better-paced and typically more grounded within the episode itself, making them a lot more rapid-fire and actually funny nowadays it's just really slow with not even the same level of angry edge or self-deprecation that it used to have a few seasons ago american dad somehow manages to be more edgy and obnoxious than a modern family guy episode MrNintendo1213 posted... Pretty sure now he just does the voices for his cartoons, not actually writing them oh and this |
| Topic | Manchildren once again upset that people have issues with games sexualizing kids |
| Illuminoius 05/09/19 4:43:17 PM #216 | Dabrikishaw15 posted... Violence as a concept in media has no such restrictions. do people really forget about all the controversy hatred started because of its wanton, unjustifiable, indiscriminate violence? |
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