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TopicSouth Park - S23 E4 - 'Let Them Eat Goo'
Illuminoius
10/18/19 6:30:44 PM
#4
surprised they dropped the mexican joker thing already
maybe they'll bring it back and pat themselves on the back because continuity is automatically good
TopicWas this Family Guy joke funny?
Illuminoius
10/17/19 7:02:42 PM
#17
someone not only thought the joke was funny, but thought it funny enough to repeat it several times
TopicWho do you use in Mario games?
Illuminoius
10/17/19 5:07:48 AM
#24
memoryman got way worse than just a shitposter
TopicAre people praising Joker the same sort of people who ass-blastedly defended BvS
Illuminoius
10/17/19 12:01:56 AM
#3
MrMallard posted...
No spoilers - if you spoil this movie for me, I hope you get hit so hard by a truck that you turn into a fine red mist.

a little extreme
TopicWorst Ed, Edd & Eddy character
Illuminoius
10/11/19 8:06:31 PM
#30
the kanker sisters were the worst
a really lazy plot device that just randomly shows up in a ton of episodes, and they're even creepier in retrospect
TopicPokemon Masters Producer apologizes, knows there isn't enough shit to do in game
Illuminoius
10/10/19 8:02:39 PM
#4
mobile gaming is a sad joke
TopicSega hinting at Sonic Adventure remake on Twitter(?)
Illuminoius
10/10/19 7:42:53 PM
#30
ThePrinceFish posted...
Gimme that Chao Garden

i didn't even like chao garden and i'm still at a complete loss as to why it never came back in some form
it was clearly extremely popular and chao are extremely marketable

oh, and music being remixed here doesn't mean anything when we've gotten a whole variety of remixes on this twitter account
it sounds like extremely wishful thinking
TopicSega hinting at Sonic Adventure remake on Twitter(?)
Illuminoius
10/10/19 7:39:58 PM
#27
there was never a properly-playable prototype featuring the old windy valley, just an auto-demo that people ported assets over from

i would really like to see what a modern take on sa1 could bring to the table
in addition to all the antiquated design and the early-3d "let's shove in as much shit as possible", the game was plagued with performance issues and poor programming
TopicCatching carnivorous chinchompas on runescape ama
Illuminoius
10/10/19 7:31:38 PM
#7
carnivorous chimichangas
TopicWhat's so bad about gay dudes in Hollywood movies anyway
Illuminoius
10/10/19 6:11:07 AM
#3
lgbt+ people or non-whites literally existing at all is "forced" or "shoved down our throats", as if making everyone straight white dudes is some inherent quality of media that we mustn't trifle with
TopicSaying 'Super Smash Bros isn't a fighting game it's a party game' is like saying
Illuminoius
10/05/19 11:26:42 PM
#16
"party" is a pretty worthless thing to call a genre because it basically just refers to things that have lots of skill equalizers (comeback mechanics, heavy luck dependency)
it's something you tag onto something: "a fighter with party elements", "a racing game with party elements", etc

mario party is a very pure party game but "party" doesn't actually tell you what the hell it plays like, unlike "board game"

Topicwhat's the appeal of DSP?
Illuminoius
10/04/19 5:05:30 PM
#11
some people are sad and enjoy seeing people be shitty so they can laugh them, to the point that they'll donate ridiculous amounts of money for it
TopicSouth Park - S23 E1 - 'Mexican Joker' premiers this Wednesday
Illuminoius
09/26/19 5:48:24 AM
#23
there's a chance the writers thought that would have been low-hanging fruit, even by their standards
though it's more likely that they're just saving it for later
TopicSouth Park - S23 E1 - 'Mexican Joker' premiers this Wednesday
Illuminoius
09/26/19 4:04:11 AM
#19
the writers think that their bait-and-switches and "get it, it's ironic" moments are a lot funnier than they actually are
they use them as a crutch so much that they're hard to ever not see coming a mile away
TopicBREAKING: Trump transcripts released
Illuminoius
09/25/19 9:30:16 PM
#244
yeah, and his grades
TopicNintendo = Red
Illuminoius
09/24/19 3:20:34 AM
#2
nintendo's oftentimes grey as well
TopicAre you surprised that Justin Trudeua is racist?
Illuminoius
09/22/19 8:21:42 PM
#2
trudeua
TopicRemember when the Legend of Zelda Windwaker reveal was controversial?
Illuminoius
09/22/19 7:14:46 PM
#7
it's so weird that people defend wind waker
you can like its aesthetic all you want but the actual gameplay's pretty weak and the exploration/pacing is trash
TopicVideo game music nostalgic to you.
Illuminoius
09/21/19 4:06:54 PM
#10
why are there so many shitty nes music rips on youtube? i swear, they're more widely recognized than the actual original tracks
anyway:





TopicIts unsettling/disturbing how many people defend lolicon
Illuminoius
09/19/19 7:57:25 AM
#28
yeah, people are attracted to the bodies of little kids and need these pathetic justifications to tell themselves it's okay
really gross
TopicIs there even a reason to build a powerful PC anymore?
Illuminoius
09/16/19 1:50:15 PM
#4
multitasking is a big, understated benefit of having a good pc
TopicJoe Biden says white people 'can never fully understand' racism
Illuminoius
09/16/19 12:48:14 PM
#42
look at all the people here intentionally misinterpreting this simple statement just so they can pretend to be offended and claim that white people are the real victims of racism
ce never changes
TopicYouTube is infested with ads.
Illuminoius
09/16/19 1:19:58 AM
#38
i don't get ads, thanks to ublock origin
if i close the browser and reopen it i can get ads because the browser will load the page before the plugin can initialize properly, but that's nothing a single refresh won't fix
TopicGacha and Hero Collection Game General Topic 4: ''Banana's going bananas.''
Illuminoius
09/15/19 6:54:39 PM
#498
worms
TopicYouTube is infested with ads.
Illuminoius
09/13/19 2:57:23 PM
#14
it's immensely cheesy when people actually take a break in the middle of their videos to show commercials and fan works and stuff

TopicWhen people say The vvitch instead of the witch
Illuminoius
09/12/19 1:55:02 PM
#31
it's always lame when people do this "fashionably outdated" shit
TopicSomething a lot of people forget to think about before they trash pirates
Illuminoius
09/12/19 1:27:19 AM
#27
pirates are mostly just really lazy people who think they deserve everything through no cost or effort
TopicWhy doesn't Batman just kill the Joker.
Illuminoius
09/12/19 1:25:25 AM
#63
people really like that bullshit "if you kill me, you'll be just as bad as me!" thing

Topic$5,000,000, but you have to eat 30,000 Big Macs
Illuminoius
09/11/19 12:01:49 PM
#19
chopping it up and eating it as part of different meals would make this easy
if i could choose to get free fries on the side it would be even easier
TopicEveryone's talking about the Dreamcast, but what about Final Fantasy 8?
Illuminoius
09/10/19 5:52:37 AM
#19
HasaDiga posted...
The only thing bad about the Dreamcast is the controller and that VMUs aren't exactly easy to get now.
the bad controller, the battery-devouring vmus (with not enough memory to hold much), and the faulty disc drives are the three big problems with the dreamcast
the build quality of the thing didn't feel that good
TopicIn the new game of Monopoly, women make more than men
Illuminoius
09/10/19 5:38:34 AM
#15
TwoDoorPunkCab posted...
equality is about sticking it to the men
they're already producing lots of wonderful salt
TopicMoira POTGs are so boring
Illuminoius
09/09/19 3:41:39 AM
#35
viewmaster_pi posted...
As if thinking Moira's easy mode is actually an unpopular opinion
i never said anything about popularity
look at all the people who somehow thought orisa was bad, leading to her being overbuffed and insanely good in order to compensate for her players' lack of skill
remember when dva was actually just plain overpowered but there were still tons of megathreads about her? remember how mercy wasn't actually that good but people still hated her because of one flawed ultimate? remember when people thought reinhardt was overpowered?

yeah moira's easy as fuck but she's far from overpowered or broken
reaper's actually much better than before though
TopicMoira POTGs are so boring
Illuminoius
09/09/19 3:02:01 AM
#26
viewmaster_pi posted...
Moira's broken, she's literally a damage character who happens to heal

I also can't believe reaper has two teleport moves AND heals with each shot

Better nerf Brigitte
i was surprised at how bad these opinions were until i read the username
TopicSaw this vid about haunted house renting in Japan
Illuminoius
09/08/19 11:58:38 PM
#4
imagine believing that a house is haunted
TopicDo you let the receipt checkers at Wal-Mart check your receipt?
Illuminoius
09/08/19 4:35:30 AM
#57
yes, because it's the most minor of inconveniences that only a fucking baby would be upset about
TopicC/D: Smash isn't a fighting game series
Illuminoius
09/07/19 9:59:47 AM
#13
it's literally as simple an answer as "yes, but a very strange one"
TopicThe bigger issue with cannabis legalization, honestly, is lack of education
Illuminoius
09/07/19 9:59:14 AM
#112
lungs
TopicMoira POTGs are so boring
Illuminoius
09/07/19 9:55:10 AM
#6
i bet brigitte mains felt they were legit the best players on the team back when that "giving armor packs counts as a kill" bug was in the game
TopicI have no idea how I played Super Mario World back in the day
Illuminoius
09/07/19 1:07:34 AM
#2
spin jump was mapped to the shoulders in nsmbu and mario maker followed suit in all game styles
that might be what got you used to using the shoulders to spin jump

i know quite a few people who prefer using the shoulders to spin jump
TopicDonald Duck vs Daffy Duck
Illuminoius
09/06/19 9:49:47 PM
#13
the worst part of donald is that he's almost impossible to understand sometimes
TopicJoe Rogan DESTROYS Straight Pride Parade
Illuminoius
09/06/19 2:38:38 PM
#38
Shablagoo posted...
Gay Pride is its own thing, its not literally Im proud of my sexual orientation its a response to the dehumanization of gay people prevalent in society now and throughout history.
it's just more of that pedantic shit, like the "i'm not homophobic because i'm not literally afraid of gays!" when phobia has basically always had a secondary meaning of "irrational aversion or dislike"
TopicOh dear, there's a lot of sexual tension building between my coworker and I
Illuminoius
09/05/19 1:26:11 PM
#26
my coworker and me*
TopicGamestop is pulling a Thanos
Illuminoius
09/05/19 10:57:19 AM
#2
it's
TopicGF users: "console exclusivity is dumb!"
Illuminoius
09/04/19 7:42:28 PM
#5
yeah it's weird how some people get so mad about ports

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