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Topicmountain dew is coming for you, sprite
Smarkil
01/14/18 5:58:04 PM
#23
SunWuKung420 posted...
Soda is terrible for you. Stop drinking it.


You drink beer literally every day.
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Topic4channer had sex with his sister during Hawaiian missile scare
Smarkil
01/14/18 5:56:49 PM
#35
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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TopicSubway brought back $5 foot-longs
Smarkil
01/14/18 1:04:43 PM
#20
id go to subway if it weren't a disgusting pile of trash between two pieces of bread
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Topicmountain dew is coming for you, sprite
Smarkil
01/14/18 1:02:01 PM
#18
HillChange posted...
Smarkil posted...
isnt this gonna undercut pepsis own 7up?

No, because 7up isn't Pepsi's. Their lemon-lime soda is Sierra Mist.


Whatever, it's all the same shit.

CacciatoPart2 posted...
Smarkil posted...
isnt this gonna undercut pepsis own 7up?

Oh noooooooo. Theyre gonna drop from 6 liters to 3 liters sold annually


That makes it even worse. Why create something nobody is gonna buy? It sounds like it's just gonna be another meme soda like everything else these fucks make.
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TopicConservatives believe in the Survival of the FITTEST Philosophy.....
Smarkil
01/14/18 12:49:12 PM
#9
Sahuagin posted...
mrduckbear posted...
Why bother to help old sick people with free healthcare or help the poor if they aren't contributing anything. It would be better to let them fend for themselves while doing something else to help the rest.

it's more like "don't help people when they can help themselves." reserve help for when it's truly critically needed and don't just dish it out willy-nilly, since that just encourages dependence and discourages people working to improve themselves. you shouldn't be looking for how other people can help you, you should be looking for how you can help yourself.


Sounds about right. At least that's my philosophy. If you can work, you should work. If you can't, you can't.
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Topicmountain dew is coming for you, sprite
Smarkil
01/14/18 4:10:09 AM
#9
isnt this gonna undercut pepsis own 7up?
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TopicHow do you pronounce aluminum/aluminium?
Smarkil
01/14/18 2:57:44 AM
#5
alerminerm
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TopicITT: Small Youtube channels with good content
Smarkil
01/14/18 2:04:15 AM
#12
There are these guys that I think deserve more love that have less than 1k subs. I don't remember how I came across them, but they do a series called "Fallout Deadly Dice" where they make a series of bets against each other and have to complete a bunch of challenges based on dice rolls. It's a pretty interesting little concept.

Sons of Vidya - https://youtu.be/niUBrphAG7E?list=PLBE7jgE02o_xAPpJ88IckKZfIxr6fMo4m
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TopicAnyone do one of those DNA/ancestry things?
Smarkil
01/14/18 1:58:41 AM
#9
I gave me my mom one for christmas a couple of years ago. It pretty much matched up exactly with her geneology stuff which was something like 75% welsh and 25% nordic of some sort that I don't recall.

My dad still hasn't done one, but his is pretty much all german as far as I know.

I'm whatever mix of that.
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Topici don't see the appeal of a projector
Smarkil
01/13/18 9:45:31 PM
#5
I have a projector at 100 inches and it looks fuckin great.

And I don't typically watch TV during the day and it looks fine with lights on.
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TopicHow do you feel about SELF-DRIVING CARS?
Smarkil
01/13/18 9:44:16 PM
#150
Sahuagin posted...
Smarkil posted...
It's not like they're not working on that very issue. Google has a fleet of cars in Michigan right now for that very reason. They're trying to test for the different sorts of environments that they could encounter.

k but... this is one of those things that's very easy to *imagine* working, like flying cars for example, but has a tendency to be *very hard* if not impossible to do in practice, or to perfect to a sufficient degree that it can be utilized everywhere.

but then again... maybe it will be like cars and airplanes. it *won't* be foolproof and in fact horrible stuff will happen all the time, but we'll all accept it because of the benefits.


It certainly won't be as 'safe' as driving under ideal weather conditions, but again it should be more safe than a human drivers. The second a drop of water or a snowflake hits the ground around here people flip their shit and there's accidents every 10 feet. I would wager that there's far more accidents in inclement weather from overcorrection than there are of people not being able to deal with the weather.

As long as a car is moving with a constant speed and not making dramatic movements with the wheel, it's pretty easy to keep on the road. And as already stated, these cars are already pretty well versed at understanding traction.

The only real risk is whether their sensors are being obscured. However, I understand they've put a lot of work into making their lidar detection be able to understand the difference between physical objects and snowflakes/rain.
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TopicRacist' and 'Shameful': How other countries are responding to Trump's slur.
Smarkil
01/13/18 9:36:43 PM
#24
I'm going to preface this by saying that whether or not a country is a shithole should not determine the worth of an individual.

That said, countries like Haiti are like, objectively shitholes. And I don't even mean that figuratively. Cholera and the like are rampant in those kinds of places.
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TopicInsider says Trump made the S***HOLE Comments because EVERYONE thinks so too!!!
Smarkil
01/13/18 3:42:05 PM
#3
Boy you are way behind the curve on this one dude
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Topicoh fuck they're bringing Roseanne back
Smarkil
01/13/18 3:40:48 PM
#35
mrduckbear posted...
Roseanne Barr is now an alt-right Trump Supporter now who said the show won't be about Trump but her character WILL be a Trump Supporter.


Is everyone just gonna ignore a wild duckbear comment?
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TopicHow do you feel about SELF-DRIVING CARS?
Smarkil
01/13/18 3:15:56 PM
#124
Sahuagin posted...

So yeah, I don't really see auto-cars being able to handle these situations that I can barely, or can't even, handle.


It's not like they're not working on that very issue. Google has a fleet of cars in Michigan right now for that very reason. They're trying to test for the different sorts of environments that they could encounter.
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TopicPotd, help my unclutter my desk. I need organizing
Smarkil
01/13/18 3:10:51 PM
#9
wtf is that chair

ew
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TopicWalking Dead Showrunner is FIRED and will be Replaced by an ASIAN Woman!!!
Smarkil
01/13/18 3:09:55 PM
#6
ninja_lootz posted...
MannerSaurus posted...
Can you write, in spoilers, which character died that you're talking about that said that? I stopped watching half-way through the last season, and I just don't really care anymore with how stupid the writing got. Same goes for the comic, it's really dumb now. With my wife gone, I double don't care anymore, and will probably never watch it again.

Carl died


Literally nobody referred to him as a beloved main character
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Topiccrock pot ribs 2am
Smarkil
01/13/18 3:13:14 AM
#5
LaggnFragnLarry posted...
theyre wet like a tinder babe after a back massage


so you went with a dry rub huh?
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TopicKKK Leader who Murdered 3 Liberal Men has DIED!! Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead!!!
Smarkil
01/13/18 1:46:42 AM
#2
Actually I'm pretty sure he was a wizard, not a witch
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TopicDo you plan on watching Black Panther?
Smarkil
01/13/18 1:40:51 AM
#16
no cuz im a racist
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TopicLotR question 'cuz wasn't paying attention or whatever:Why even with the Sauron?
Smarkil
01/12/18 6:05:18 PM
#4
y didnt they just let sam take the ring he was better than frodo
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TopicHow do you feel about SELF-DRIVING CARS?
Smarkil
01/12/18 3:28:11 PM
#9
I'll definitely buy one when I get the chance and just keep my motorcycle for when I wanna do my thing.
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TopicDark Souls remaster announced, coming to Switch
Smarkil
01/12/18 3:21:48 PM
#62
Far-Queue posted...
SotFS is a vast improvement over vanilla DkS II. Its a good game.


It is but they did make a couple of things more lame IMO. I don't like that they fucked with the Heide knights for instance. I liked them the way they were.
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Topictfw quickly exhausting things to talk about with gf
Smarkil
01/12/18 3:16:51 PM
#4
Summertimebooks posted...
Jen0125 posted...
idk how you could run out of things to talk about

Because I'm not a woman



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Topiclmao sabrina the teenage witch is such a good show
Smarkil
01/12/18 12:43:07 PM
#42
PK_Spam posted...
Smarkil posted...
TallTamryu posted...
I used to love this show. So many 90's corney shows that were pretty awesome. I used to watch that and Clarissa explains it all every so often. I always seemed to watch it every other episode or 2 though, never watched either of them all the way through.

There used to be another show that I loved around the same time too. Secret life...something?. Oh god,what was it called? Oh snap I found it somehow! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Secret_World_of_Alex_Mack

Bet almost nobody remembers that. I barely remember it myself.


I remember it well enough to remember I wanted to bang the girl on it and seeing her bare shoulders (and implied nudity) got me all hot and bothered as a kid.

Imagine going through the process of thinking this post, writing it, and then looking it over for spelling errors and then posting it, and not thinking that it makes you sound like a giant creep


I was like 10 when it came out you fucking weirdo. Also, I don't have to look over my posts for spelling errors because I'm a goddamn genius.
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Topicfriday friday gotta get down on friday
Smarkil
01/12/18 12:09:05 PM
#3

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Topiclmao sabrina the teenage witch is such a good show
Smarkil
01/12/18 12:07:39 PM
#36
TallTamryu posted...
I used to love this show. So many 90's corney shows that were pretty awesome. I used to watch that and Clarissa explains it all every so often. I always seemed to watch it every other episode or 2 though, never watched either of them all the way through.

There used to be another show that I loved around the same time too. Secret life...something?. Oh god,what was it called? Oh snap I found it somehow! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Secret_World_of_Alex_Mack

Bet almost nobody remembers that. I barely remember it myself.


I remember it well enough to remember I wanted to bang the girl on it and seeing her bare shoulders (and implied nudity) got me all hot and bothered as a kid.
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Topiclmao sabrina the teenage witch is such a good show
Smarkil
01/12/18 11:33:57 AM
#33
helIy posted...
because it wasn't

it was a 90s teen show, no one cared about politics then, let alone teenagers


Those were the days.

GFWXKcG
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TopicOne of the dumbest TV tropes...
Smarkil
01/12/18 2:42:40 AM
#30
TheCyborgNinja posted...
...a guy giving another guy his "little black book" of girls' phone numbers. I mean, what do they expect will come of it? "Hey, I'm a stranger, want to do something? I promise I'm not a psychopath."


Uh...for this being a trope I can't think of a single show in which this has happened.
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TopicCheck out Allen's new update: Moderation Overhauled
Smarkil
01/11/18 11:50:10 PM
#142
RCtheWSBC posted...
I'd contest the bitch lasagna one at least, that's too much hahaha


You can't contest it. At least not when it's a non-deletion.

So now that's on my 'record' for when they wanna start deleting my posts I guess because of my mean memes.
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TopicWhat FF has the best music?
Smarkil
01/11/18 11:45:35 PM
#43
I'm also pretty partial to these ones but I'm a sucker for orchestral music.







?

?
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TopicTrump derides protections for immigrants from 'shithole' countries.
Smarkil
01/11/18 11:26:31 PM
#31
NightShift posted...
lol. its ok to admit things you like are fucked up. just to ignore the established fact on living standards of first world countries.

failing infrastructure. yup
contaminated water air and soil. check
a wealthy upper echelon leaching the population. yup
Authoritative and police abuse. yup
rampant drug abuse. again check
bottom teir education and health care (unless you rich) yup.
large groups of viloent people. yup

if you havent had a chance to leave your bubble or objectivly at things then maybe your wife can help


lol who tf is this guy?
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TopicTips on moving out of state?
Smarkil
01/11/18 11:22:46 PM
#49
Smarkil posted...
ok but for real wtf is this job field and what certifications


Why are you ignoring these questions
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Smarkil
01/11/18 11:20:12 PM
#136
BOY THESE NEW RULES SURE ARE GREAT

a5okZPJ

vun8kt0
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Topicpoll thing food stuff
Smarkil
01/11/18 7:04:20 PM
#4
do you have enough gbp's for tendies?
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TopicIs Oprah actually going to run for president?
Smarkil
01/11/18 7:03:40 PM
#9

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TopicTips on moving out of state?
Smarkil
01/11/18 6:49:58 PM
#26
ok but for real wtf is this job field and what certifications

because if it's like an A+ certification ima slap you right in your face
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TopicApparently Yoshinoya Is Testing A Breakfast Menu
Smarkil
01/11/18 6:49:21 PM
#19
GanonsSpirit posted...
helIy posted...
i'm just not feelin it yknow

Then you've come to the wrong place.



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TopicWhat am I supposed to do here?
Smarkil
01/11/18 6:47:52 PM
#6
I would say drive up and see 'em anyway if you can't attend the funeral. Do your goodbyes then.
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TopicTips on moving out of state?
Smarkil
01/11/18 6:18:01 PM
#21
OmegaTomHank posted...
OmegaTomHank posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
You don't always have to fly out for job interviews. Calls and video conferences can be enough to get hired.

Maybe consider undergoing education or technical training at the place you're trying to move to.


I guess the dream is getting accepted into a UC(Berkeley pref) but at my age Im not sure what i would need to do to make that happen.


Im working on certifications which I should have before the year is up which will make it much easier for me to land jobs in those areas.


what certifications
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TopicApparently Yoshinoya Is Testing A Breakfast Menu
Smarkil
01/11/18 6:11:13 PM
#12
Jen0125 posted...
Cacciato posted...
Go_Totodile posted...
That reflection tho

@Cacciato
@Smarkil

Jesus fucking Christ.

How is his leg the same circumference from the ankle up


because he doesn't use his muscles like ever


isnt he a security guard though?
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Topicplease recommend me books
Smarkil
01/11/18 4:37:37 PM
#49
thedeerzord posted...
The Witcher, Star Wars, and Halo: New Blood.


can you read those books if youre not a virgin?
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TopicCheck out Allen's new update: Moderation Overhauled
Smarkil
01/11/18 3:27:00 PM
#126
btw I already got a no deletion mod thing for making a joke
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Topicplease recommend me books
Smarkil
01/11/18 3:17:24 PM
#41
Mead posted...
smarkil are you ok


ty4CdxV
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TopicWhat FF has the best music?
Smarkil
01/11/18 2:46:46 PM
#39
Really though FFX deserves more credit.
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Topicplease recommend me books
Smarkil
01/11/18 2:45:11 PM
#37

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TopicDark Souls remaster announced, coming to Switch
Smarkil
01/11/18 2:35:12 PM
#45
Maybe they can fix the gravewarden covenant while they're at it
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TopicNew Steam game 'Shower With Your Dad' brings out the pedo police...
Smarkil
01/11/18 2:31:42 PM
#13
fAps3rm
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TopicI stayed up til 2am last night
Smarkil
01/11/18 2:30:30 PM
#21
Red_Bear posted...
Jen0125 posted...
narcolepsy is only when you fall asleep randomly isnt it?


Narcolepsy is excessive daytime sleepiness often combined with difficulty falling asleep. Most, but not all. narcoleptics also suffers from cataplexy which is a condition of sudden loss muscle strength triggered by in most cases by strong emotions.
Now cataplexy works of the same mechanics that is in place when people dream and some cataleptics actually experience dreams in their paralysis episodes while at the same time fully awake.



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TopicI stayed up til 2am last night
Smarkil
01/11/18 1:08:50 PM
#13
im pretty sure thats narcolepsy
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