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Topic | Men: Are you circumcised? |
Aristoph 02/20/18 11:16:06 PM #33 | frozenshock posted...
Let us know when you get past the denial stage. I believe in you. You don't have to go through this alone. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | What if we rolled a giant ball down a bobsled track? |
Aristoph 02/20/18 11:13:40 PM #32 | desuno-to posted... josifrees posted...I feel like this isnt good for your point TC. Did you see how many marbles flew off the track by the end? Im sure it would have been higher if they werent restricted by the sled It shows no such thing. Especially considering it's not even a bobsled track, isn't made of ice, doesn't have anywhere near as steep of a slope, and isn't even a fraction of the length or speed. Whatever you're smoking, you really need to put it down. I think you have a problem. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | Be advised, this is also an image dump. |
Aristoph 02/20/18 9:01:43 PM #86 | Bump and tag. Doing god's work in here, my good man. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | Men: Are you circumcised? |
Aristoph 02/20/18 3:04:25 PM #17 | frozenshock posted... To anyone who voted yes: lol Why would I want to willingly make my meat look worse? --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | Anyone got a suggestion on a starter keyboard? |
Aristoph 02/20/18 2:58:51 PM #2 | |
Topic | I love how teachers try to spin their jobs as 'the hardest profession' |
Aristoph 02/20/18 1:39:25 PM #21 | r4X0r posted... NibeIungsnarf posted...In this topic we assume that teachers dont work extra hours the other weeks to make up for all the school breaks. ITP: lesson planning, adjusting to curriculum based on progress of students, grading (most teachers give exams just before break specifically because they take a while to grade and they'll have all break to do it), homework planning, and dozens of other things don't exist. My mom is a teacher. She works year-round, because even during the summer there are adjustments to the standard curriculum that she will then have to incorporate into her lessons. Or pretty frequently teachers will be reassigned to different classes between school years, so you might have taught honors math one year and now you're going to be teaching remedial math the next. Which means all of your lesson plans from the year before are now essentially useless and you have to start from scratch to plan the year out. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | What if we rolled a giant ball down a bobsled track? |
Aristoph 02/20/18 1:11:00 PM #28 | desuno-to posted...
1. He slowed down because he fell off the sled. 2. He grabbed the sled, so there was nothing "self driving" about it. This has got to be trolling at this point. I refuse to believe you're actually this ignorant. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | What if we rolled a giant ball down a bobsled track? |
Aristoph 02/20/18 4:58:14 AM #20 | desuno-to posted... josifrees posted...Being able to die doing something doesnt necessarily mean doing that something requires talent And we've already explained to you that the giant ball would not make it down the track, comparable time or otherwise. But I'll tell you what. You go and be the test subject. Have someone lash you to a sled and give you a little push, and then you come back and tell us how your time compares. If you are physically capable of doing so by the end. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | Bleach had a cool concept when it first started |
Aristoph 02/20/18 4:50:28 AM #2 | Akagami_Shanks posted... with Hollows basically being souls unable to move on Which is a concept that's been done so much it's practically a trope at this point. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | What if we rolled a giant ball down a bobsled track? |
Aristoph 02/20/18 4:41:58 AM #18 | I see. So when you said "nobody's ever flown over the wall" you really meant "nobody's ever flown over the wall" and not "nobody's ever flown over the wall." Got it. How could I have been so stupid to miss that? -_- If a person who is attempting to actually control the sled and is capable of making corrections and adjustments on the fly was unable to stay on the track, what the fuck kind of back-asswards world are you living in where an uncontrolled object with even less contact to the track and no brakes would make it? The ball would hit the turn even harder due to no brakes and less friction. It would bounce off the wall even harder due to higher speed and absolutely no course-corrections like the driver made. The rebound would then be even harder, and would lift the ball even higher and send it even farther out of the track. Especially considering the ball would actually contact the walls higher up than the driver and sled, which are engineered for the lowest possible center of mass to give more stability (something the ball would clearly lack). There is pretty much 0.00001% chance that a ball rolled down the bobsled track would make it all the way to the bottom. The engineering team did not design the track for a ball. They designed it for a sled with human drivers. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | This is why the Third world stays Third World |
Aristoph 02/20/18 4:31:43 AM #33 | iClockwork posted...
FTFY --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | Why do gun owners feel like they MUST HAVE guns? |
Aristoph 02/20/18 4:12:08 AM #32 | Youngster_Joey_ posted... Aristoph posted...In fairness, your video game isn't going to run the risk of murdering a dozen living people when you hit R2. >_> How about you come up with an example that at least somewhat makes sense and we'll explain how it's not the same. Because I can't think of anything right now that is comparable. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | This is why the Third world stays Third World |
Aristoph 02/20/18 4:09:15 AM #17 | iClockwork posted... YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...I like how people like to point out symptoms of being a third world country and say these are the causes The benefit is that the company that screwed these people over no longer is capable of benefiting from having screwed them over and has, instead, screwed themselves over. Like I already said, it's not a very smart way to go about it, but one could see how it might be justified. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | Why do gun owners feel like they MUST HAVE guns? |
Aristoph 02/20/18 4:06:50 AM #29 | Youngster_Joey_ posted...
In fairness, your video game isn't going to run the risk of murdering a dozen living people when you hit R2. >_> It's hardly a comparable analogy. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | how are self driving vehicles going to handle the shittest roads of the world? |
Aristoph 02/20/18 4:04:15 AM #17 | Rika_Furude posted...
That's assuming the sensors can only distinguish visible light. You do know they've pretty much universally applied laser scanning, visual scanning, infra-red scanning, internal sensors (wheel spin, shocks, etc), and a whole host of other information humans could only dream of being able to analyze while driving. Along with very sophisticated software. Seriously, your sticking point of "finding the road" is just about the least troubling thing self-driving cars will have to deal with. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | This is why the Third world stays Third World |
Aristoph 02/20/18 3:59:02 AM #12 | For the record, they're destroying those panels because the company that hired them to install the panels didn't pay them for the work. Is it justified? Maybe. Shitty companies deserve to get shit on. Is it smart? No, not really. They're still not getting paid and now the resources have been wasted. Probably would've been easier to cut the connecting wires and not allow them to be reconnected until the company pays them. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | how are self driving vehicles going to handle the shittest roads of the world? |
Aristoph 02/20/18 3:54:50 AM #12 | Rika_Furude posted...
I don't think you fully comprehend how accurate the sensors can be. If you "tell" the car there's a road within 3 feet of spot X, and the car's sensors scan across and register "BUMPY TERRAIN -> 15 FOOT WIDE FLAT SPACE -> BUMPY TERRAIN" it's going to be pretty easy to register the flat part as the road and drive on the right half of that flat part. There's no need to overcomplicate the thought process here. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | So...why is Marijuana illegal and Cigerates aren't? |
Aristoph 02/20/18 3:48:07 AM #9 | iClockwork posted... Pepys Monster posted...MorbidFaithless posted...Not where I live inb4NobodyDoes --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | how are self driving vehicles going to handle the shittest roads of the world? |
Aristoph 02/20/18 3:45:31 AM #9 | Probably similar to how the GPS on your phone can handle them. It's got a map of the roads and can see its location, so it should be able to navigate the road. It doesn't know there's a right turn coming up because it sees the road curving. It knows there's a right turn because it's been told there's a right turn. The sensors scanning the surroundings are for additional precision, tracking, and obstacle avoidance. That being said, they probably won't be allowed to handle the really shitty roads for a while. It'll get you close and then you'll be told to take over to get through extremely rough, uneven, or unmarked terrain. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | So...why is Marijuana illegal and Cigerates aren't? |
Aristoph 02/20/18 3:40:16 AM #4 | |
Topic | This is why the Third world stays Third World |
Aristoph 02/20/18 3:39:08 AM #7 | I don't know why I ever bother reading responses to tweets like this. Twitter's comments just might be filled with the most unintelligent, uneducated, hate-spewing vitriol in existence right now. It's even worse than youtube, tbh. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | Why do gun owners feel like they MUST HAVE guns? |
Aristoph 02/20/18 3:03:35 AM #21 | L0Z posted...
People have been paid to kill a percentage of a problem animal population before. Banning guns could end up creating new jobs! ;-) --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | Canadian Skaters told to TONE DOWN their SEXY PERFORMANCE...Are you Offended?? |
Aristoph 02/20/18 2:53:29 AM #17 | Wait...didn't they just skate tonight and win gold? I'm pretty sure I watched them do that lift (unmodified) in the competition? So they changed their minds about tweaking it? --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | What if we rolled a giant ball down a bobsled track? |
Aristoph 02/20/18 2:49:44 AM #14 | desuno-to posted... But the fact is that he stayed on the track, he never flew over the wall, which is what I am talking about. He died by flying into a support beam. They have support beams in the middle of the track, now? I didn't realize bobsledders and lugers had to dodge obstacles in the course of their race. Fascinating. -_- http://www.businessinsider.com/tragedy-strikes-the-2010-winter-olympics-as-luge-competitor-dies-2010-2 According to the speed clock on the broadcast, he was going 143.3 kph -- 88 mph and was propelled over the track wall. He slammed into a steel pole near the finish line. It's happened. Not often (thank god) because these people are professionals who take their sport very seriously. But it has definitely happened. And a ball definitely would fly off the track. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | Newportbox100s/Fire Thieft "unretires" days later |
Aristoph 02/20/18 1:34:47 AM #140 | hyperpsycho posted... I haven't been keeping up with Newport's antics but what's wrong with him rapping and blogging as long as he stays away from alcohol? The fact that he has done literally the exact opposite of that, and instead decided to drink more alcohol and do more drugs. If he wants to rap and blog about his shitty, worthless, dead-end waste of a life then he can go ahead and do that and let people laugh at him. But as long as there is alcohol and drugs involved, he is affecting innocent people around him and that is not okay. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | What if we rolled a giant ball down a bobsled track? |
Aristoph 02/20/18 1:27:35 AM #6 | desuno-to posted... DrizztLink posted...Someone never saw what happens when a bobsled team fucks up. And the disadvantage of not being able to steer. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | What if the multiverse is real, and life is a competition between gods? |
Aristoph 02/19/18 9:59:46 AM #4 | Epic-Vegan_420 posted... This is what happens when you smoke the marinara Man, if I was smoking the sauce I would have come up with something waaaaaaay better than this. ...I probably also would have been too lazy to type it up, so you'd just have to take my word for it. XD --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | What are your plans for Trump day? |
Aristoph 02/19/18 9:58:25 AM #9 | JazzMasterZero posted... That sucks. I feel like kids should get the day off to honor our President. Probably the Democrats doing. Tons of schools do. My mom's a teacher, and her school is closed for it. No idea where that other poster lives, though. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | What if the multiverse is real, and life is a competition between gods? |
Aristoph 02/19/18 9:51:28 AM #1 | Like, there's a bunch of gods. And they all got bored of chilling in nothingness, so they each created their own universe. And that universe is essentially their playground to do whatever they want. They all can see what everyone's universe is doing, but they can't interfere or do anything in the other gods' universes. And like it started out as just a bunch of gods chilling around entertaining themselves with their universes, making big bangs and shit (who doesn't like a huge explosion, mirite?). And then one god goes "Hey gods, check this out! You probably can't do that, can you?" And another god responded "God, that is so lame. I can do it 10x better than that." And then they all started trying to constantly one-up each other and it's been going for billions of years? I bet our god is the weirdo loner outcast of the group, tbh. The other gods have probably come up with some really crazy shit, but our god is just lonely and depressed so he created humans to worship him because he never gets any attention from the "cool" gods. But even we don't listen to him, so the other gods just keep making fun of him, saying stuff like "you're such a terrible god even your own creation ignores you." .............I think I should go to sleep. >_> --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | One thing I dislike about new people getting into a game |
Aristoph 02/19/18 9:37:01 AM #4 | Veggeta_EDGE posted... how are you going to wait until the 5th main entry to complain about it? Because it's their first time playing the series? They can't complain about it in the first entry if they never played the first entry. Besides, just because it's been a certain way for 10 years doesn't mean it should be that way for the next 10 years. If something sucks (like tank controls in literally anything that's not a tank), then it should stop being done. And more people causing a stir about it is the best way to get that to happen. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | CE, I present to you: Romeo & Juliet (1996) |
Aristoph 02/18/18 10:20:21 PM #5 | While extremely campy and weird, I remember watching this and being pretty surprised at just how well they managed to make all the dialog somehow work in the modern setting. I wouldn't say it was good. But it was certainly impressive from a technical standpoint. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | Bill Clinton panicked as 1998 sealed Grand Jury documents to be released |
Aristoph 02/18/18 6:38:14 AM #5 | They will literally never get over their obsession with Clinton, will they? --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | Scenario: 20 antifa/blm members surround you in the streets for being white |
Aristoph 02/18/18 6:33:50 AM #34 | StickFigures720 posted...
Well, if we're going to go fully hypothetical here, then fine. If I'm surrounded by a bunch of BLM/antifa people trying to kick my ass, then clearly I'm in a world where anything is possible. So it would probably look something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6jKffsx4l8#t=1m6s --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | Controversial Opinion topic. |
Aristoph 02/18/18 6:28:08 AM #25 | StickFigures720 posted... Ripping on an older game for its graphics, especially if the graphics in question actually look stellar for its time and holds up today, is the fastest way to make yourself look ignorant and stupid. I feel the same way when people talk about how "the controls don't hold up." Like...are they fucking stupid? The controls are exactly the same today as they were the day the game came out. They didn't just release a patch yesterday for Mario 64 that forces you to control the camera with the stick and move Mario with the C-buttons, ffs. If the controls were great back then, they're still great now. Fuck outta here with that shit. -_- --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | your gun law kills people an mass |
Aristoph 02/17/18 7:24:40 AM #6 | |
Topic | A guy on r/NEET says he's "getting sick of this shit" |
Aristoph 02/16/18 12:04:13 PM #8 | Does anybody else always read "NEET" as "Near-Earth Extra-Terrestrials" or is it just me being weird? >_> Nevermind. It's probably just me being weird. Carry on. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | ce, you have spoken. I'm getting my nipples pierced |
Aristoph 02/16/18 12:12:57 AM #23 | smoliske posted... Aristoph posted...smoliske posted...shame such nice boobs will be ruined by piercings Either. They're not that great. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | I'm getting married in 8 months. |
Aristoph 02/16/18 12:10:37 AM #9 | DavidWong posted...
Congrats, I guess? Does your fiancee know you still act like a self-centered manchild posting on CE for attention? NOTE: Hi mods. Please don't take my precious karma. ^_^ --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | Had all my teeth pulled today |
Aristoph 02/16/18 12:08:17 AM #11 | Like....all of them? Or just most of them? I had 15 teeth pulled in one surgery about 6 years ago. Replaced them with dental implants and it was the best decision of my life. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | ce, you have spoken. I'm getting my nipples pierced |
Aristoph 02/16/18 12:06:41 AM #18 | smoliske posted... shame such nice boobs will be ruined by piercings While the "nice boobs" part is debatable, I do agree that nipple piercings invariably ruin them. They're ugly and they're not even fun to play with anymore without worrying about chipping a tooth. Such a pointless waste. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | Turn on or off: Giant areolas |
Aristoph 02/15/18 11:51:28 PM #4 | Dinner plate nipples are a deal breaker, imo. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | Scenario: 20 antifa/blm members surround you in the streets for being white |
Aristoph 02/15/18 11:35:15 PM #27 | Patchwork posted...
I've been through some pretty rough neighborhoods without incident. It's not that hard to be observant and show respect without showing yourself to be an "easy target." Rika_Furude posted...
How are you still alive, then? I mean, if you're allergic to bullshit I'd think you'd have gone into anaphylactic shock just about every time you hit the "post message" button. >_> --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | Controversial Opinion topic. |
Aristoph 02/15/18 11:28:52 PM #18 | Vertania posted...
Only if you're referring to the Scholar of the First Sin edition. I'd still disagree, but I could at least see the argument. The original vanilla Dark Souls 2 was kind of a mess, tbh. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | Wow, Adam Rippon (american olympic figure skater) is really talented. |
Aristoph 02/15/18 11:22:04 PM #6 | You mean an Olympic athlete is talented? You don't say?? Let me show you my shocked face: http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/1f/1ff1efeb274aff62355393e0cfe442eafc3a279bf03915ec7a323345535ff0ce.jpg --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | Scenario: 20 antifa/blm members surround you in the streets for being white |
Aristoph 02/15/18 11:19:27 PM #18 | Rika_Furude posted... Aristoph posted...Would never happen. I'm actually respectful towards people of different races, so there would never be a confrontation in the first place that could possibly escalate to that point. They wouldn't assume that, though. Because I don't carry myself that way. Body language is far more important than people realize, tbh. You can go anywhere you want and nobody will give you shit or pay any attention to you as long as you act like you're supposed to be there. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | C/D You were scared of speech/public speaking classes |
Aristoph 02/15/18 11:09:35 PM #5 | Nah, public speaking has always been easy for me. The only time I've ever been nervous to speak in front of a crowd was giving the best man speech at my brother's wedding. It went fantastic, and I had people for weeks telling me how great my speech was. But damn if I wasn't nervous as hell. Mostly because it wasn't about me for once, and I really didn't want to ruin my brother's big day. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | Controversial Opinion topic. |
Aristoph 02/15/18 10:58:05 PM #9 | prettyprincess posted... what if we said 'I'm United States of American' every time instead Too long-winded. I've always said "I'm from the U.S." when traveling. I don't believe I've ever actually used the phrase "I'm American" personally. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | Controversial Opinion topic. |
Aristoph 02/15/18 10:56:43 PM #7 | LordFarquad1312 posted... Aristoph posted...I mean, I get that those of us from the USA don't really have a quick name like "Canadian" or "Brazilian" (nobody's stupid enough to think "USA-ian" is acceptable) I think "Statesman" could work, tbh. Shame that it's far too late to change it now. :-/ --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
Topic | Controversial Opinion topic. |
Aristoph 02/15/18 10:52:57 PM #1 | I kind of low-key hate the fact that the United States has appropriated the term "American" when there are several other countries on both North and South America who should be able to equally lay claim to it. Canadians are from North America, so they are also Americans. As are Mexicans. And since people from Brazil, Argentina, etc. are from South America, they can claim to be American just the same as those from North America. I mean, I get that those of us from the USA don't really have a quick name like "Canadian" or "Brazilian" (nobody's stupid enough to think "USA-ian" is acceptable), but it still feels really egotistical to claim two entire continents' worth of naming rights, no? --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules |
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