Current Events > What if the multiverse is real, and life is a competition between gods?

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Like, there's a bunch of gods. And they all got bored of chilling in nothingness, so they each created their own universe. And that universe is essentially their playground to do whatever they want. They all can see what everyone's universe is doing, but they can't interfere or do anything in the other gods' universes. And like it started out as just a bunch of gods chilling around entertaining themselves with their universes, making big bangs and shit (who doesn't like a huge explosion, mirite?). And then one god goes "Hey gods, check this out! You probably can't do that, can you?" And another god responded "God, that is so lame. I can do it 10x better than that." And then they all started trying to constantly one-up each other and it's been going for billions of years?

I bet our god is the weirdo loner outcast of the group, tbh. The other gods have probably come up with some really crazy shit, but our god is just lonely and depressed so he created humans to worship him because he never gets any attention from the "cool" gods. But even we don't listen to him, so the other gods just keep making fun of him, saying stuff like "you're such a terrible god even your own creation ignores you."

.............I think I should go to sleep. >_>
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So our God creates different religion based on the other Gods and then let those religions die?
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This is what happens when you smoke the marinara

Epic-Vegan_420 posted...

This is what happens when you smoke the marinara

Man, if I was smoking the sauce I would have come up with something waaaaaaay better than this.

...I probably also would have been too lazy to type it up, so you'd just have to take my word for it. XD
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HAHA XD NICE JOKE

epic

Our universe would get eliminated pronto.
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sounds more likely than the usual ideas of religion tbh
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