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Topic | Been watching all the Saw movies lately (spoilers) |
Ser_Jaker 11/15/23 5:06:38 AM #15 | So I watched Saw X just now and I'm shocked that this got amazing reviews. I think it's probably one of the worst ones.
So far I would say... Saw II > Saw > Saw III > Saw IV > Saw V > Saw X Weird. It tonally did not feel like a Saw movie. Trying to portray John Kramer as some anti hero you cheer for just rubbed me the wrong way. The villains are cartoonishly evil, the acting was a bit off, the traps aren't interesting as they're just really gory (the eyeball trap was badass but they seriously made it a dream sequence?) and the twist was so predictable. --- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | Why Are Right-Wingers Super Salty Over Hogwarts Legacy Not Getting Game Award? |
Ser_Jaker 11/14/23 11:17:44 PM #7 | Hogwarts Legacy is one of the most "woke" games I've played lmao.
But unfortunately the game itself is very mid at best. Like 6.5/10 territory. The combat is quite bland, there's no RPG mechanics, the loot system sucks, the story sucks, the characters aren't good... It's basically a glorified Ubisoft type game. I really fucking love Harry Potter by the way. I think Hogwarts Legacy is a good first attempt but that's it. The sequel needs to do alot more. --- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | Been watching all the Saw movies lately (spoilers) |
Ser_Jaker 11/14/23 11:12:54 PM #14 | GuerrillaSoldier posted...
i was trying to watch them and i stopped at 6 and don't even know if i want to continue. they're all pretty bad movies, and not like too gruesome, i mean they're just not enjoyable movies at all. i feel like i'm wasting my life away while the scenes pass by. could be better spent doing literally anything else. I used to find these movies offensive because they were just "torture porn". But I think Saw 1 to 2 are legitimately good movies. Saw 3 is also fine. The rest fall into dumb but fun territory. The ending to Saw 5 is hilarious. It's like something out of a cartoon. --- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | List of games I beat this year. |
Ser_Jaker 11/14/23 9:51:33 PM #4 | Lies of P
--- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | Been watching all the Saw movies lately (spoilers) |
Ser_Jaker 11/14/23 9:42:55 PM #12 | I think the what makes the rack so bad is the guy really didn't deserve it. I get he killed a kid because of drink driving and he probably deserved some form of Jigsaw punishment but he did his time and was clearly remorseful and living with guilt.
The rack should've been reserved for someone like the rapist from Saw IV. And you can't anything about it. As badass as the traps in Saw III, I feel like this is where the series officially delved into the "torture porn" aspect. --- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | Been watching all the Saw movies lately (spoilers) |
Ser_Jaker 11/14/23 3:47:10 AM #1 | Only watched up to Saw IV.
Does it ever get worse than the Rack? Probably the most diabolical thing I've seen in film. Imagine being in that situation. I actually cannot comprehend how awful that would be. --- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | Guys, Lies of P is, uh, really fuckin good. *Spoilers* |
Ser_Jaker 11/14/23 3:41:15 AM #12 | Lies of P goes fucking hard.
Badas game. Wait until the endgame bosses. It also feels so good getting perfect guards in this game. Getting a perfect guard on the swamp monster as it charges at you in a flurry and hearing the clang is so cool. Easily my personal GotY --- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | Modern Warfare 3 is getting hated on pretty hard |
Ser_Jaker 11/11/23 5:17:01 AM #36 | Why do people still buy and play CoD if it supposedly sucks? I never understood the hype and it baffles me how a franchise can be so successful despite so many gamers shitting on the latest entries.
--- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | Which Saw movies are worth watching? |
Ser_Jaker 11/06/23 12:50:05 AM #1 | I some bizarre fascination lately with wanting to watch all of them. I wrote them off most of my life because "torture porn lol" and plus I wasn't allowed to watch them as a kid.
I've heard only Saw 1 and 2 are the good ones. The other movies suck but are at least worth watching because of cool traps. --- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | Peter's new face in the PlayStation Spider-Man games look so much better. |
Ser_Jaker 10/17/23 5:03:09 AM #55 | The OG was a thousand times better.
He's got the older, rugged and run down look which suits him better in the game. I also appreciate the mature, receeding hairline look. --- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | Drinking alcohol for the first time in over a year. |
Ser_Jaker 10/12/23 12:55:12 AM #1 | Gomna make a Southside and a Sloe Gin Fizz.
Probably gonna be smashed after 2 drinks. --- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | What's the deal with Starfield? |
Ser_Jaker 10/06/23 10:24:29 PM #1 | I swear the game really just came and went and I never hear anything about it anymore. It was the most hyped thing of the generation.
--- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | What horror movie scene or death scared and/or disturbed you the most? |
Ser_Jaker 09/01/23 6:31:20 PM #32 | There's a scene in Dead Silence where an old guy gets locked in the crawlspace in the basement by the ghost and I remember being terrified by the the scene of the Mary Shaw
--- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | Videogamedunkey says Armored Core 6 is TOO EASY! |
Ser_Jaker 09/01/23 12:37:23 AM #27 | "No not the tomatoes!"
--- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | Horror movies aren't scary at all. Seems like real like is more horrifying. |
Ser_Jaker 09/01/23 12:33:26 AM #11 | It's like saying a drama movie can't be sad because "it's not real bruh"
Good horror doesn't need to literally scare you to be effective. The OG Texas Chainsaw Massacre is an absolute bone chilling horror film but it's not like I'm physically scared for my life when I watch it. It executes atmosphere, dread, hopelessly, macabre imagery so well. It's the kind of movie I watch and start thinking "what if this was me in this situation?" --- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | Videogamedunkey says Armored Core 6 is TOO EASY! |
Ser_Jaker 09/01/23 12:14:39 AM #7 | Imagine hating on dunkey.
Man is an absolute legend. --- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | movies where the sex scene is important to the plot |
Ser_Jaker 08/31/23 9:18:19 PM #26 | Not a movie but i believe the first episode of Ash VS Evil Dead
--- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | Limmy's Show - Adventure Call |
Ser_Jaker 08/31/23 5:36:10 AM #4 | "Kill jester"
--- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | Limmy's Show - Adventure Call |
Ser_Jaker 08/30/23 5:19:26 AM #2 | This one actually destroys me.
https://youtu.be/sdQ11fTRpCg?si=7trTcnKtR8QCFnug --- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | Do you remember Mortal Kombat Conquest? |
Ser_Jaker 08/29/23 6:12:33 PM #7 | https://youtu.be/LGePvcPPXjg?si=cz-AjZoYoFrC8seu
--- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | Limmy's Show - Adventure Call |
Ser_Jaker 08/29/23 6:12:40 AM #1 | https://youtu.be/xfKhDiUNOG0?si=Z5tbbDR1Cz2J_QhW
--- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | The time Tony Abbott (ex Strayan Prime Minister) ate a raw onion on live TV |
Ser_Jaker 08/24/23 9:36:39 PM #1 | https://youtu.be/8tqXSPkDbX4?si=jSslkYKUt6qwdxc1
He got mocked obviously but I can't help but think this was an absolute alpha power play. He completely no sells it. --- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | Had my first small glass of bourbon today. Not sure I'm a fan. |
Ser_Jaker 08/24/23 7:20:27 PM #12 | Try bourbon cocktails. Like a Whiskey Sour, Whiskey Smash, Paper Plane, Kentucky Buck, a well made Old Fashioned etc
My favourite way to make an Old Fashioned is 1 barspoon of demerara sugar syrup, 2 - 3 dashes of Angostura bitters, 2oz of whatever Bourbon (I liked Elijah Craig). Stir it over (preferably) one large, clear cube of ice and garnish it with a lemon and orange twist and maraschino cherry There are many ways to make an Old fashioned so it really comes to your preference. Some people prefer to muddle a sugar cube with a dash of soda water rather than use syrup. The Wisconsin style is usually an abomination with muddles fruits and cherries at the bottom. Maybe avoid that one. --- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | Video game impulse purchases you ended up loving or regretting? |
Ser_Jaker 08/24/23 7:13:23 PM #49 | One of the WWE2k games. Can't remember which one but I used to love Day of Reckoning and watching WWE but the game I bought on PS4 was just janky garbage. Felt unplayable and I didn't care about most of newer wrestlers.
--- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | ITT: Culinary hot takes. |
Ser_Jaker 08/24/23 7:11:11 PM #1 | I think shitty Tex Mex Mexican food is better than authentic Mexican food.
Crab (and most seafood that isn't fish or Calamari) is really gross. --- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | Is Trump actually going to jail? |
Ser_Jaker 08/24/23 7:09:44 PM #1 | I'm from Straya and I don't follow American politics.
But it's pretty funny if he is going to jail. --- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | I'm currently participating in a clinical trial |
Ser_Jaker 08/09/23 6:42:43 PM #10 | Really considering doing one in Australia because I'm a broke bitch.
It's 7 days and you get $5000 untaxed. Seems pretty legit. --- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | 1 > 4 >>> 5 > 3 >>> 2 >>>>>>> 6 |
Ser_Jaker 08/07/23 6:56:33 AM #11 | not mega man sorry
--- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | 1 > 4 >>> 5 > 3 >>> 2 >>>>>>> 6 |
Ser_Jaker 08/07/23 4:23:22 AM #6 | All wrong so far sorry
--- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | 1 > 4 >>> 5 > 3 >>> 2 >>>>>>> 6 |
Ser_Jaker 08/07/23 4:05:14 AM #1 | Admittedly I haven't played one of these entries but it's one of those entries where you don't need to play it.
Video game series. Not every game is numbered... shouldn't be too hard. --- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | Pittsburgh synagogue shooter sentenced to death |
Ser_Jaker 08/06/23 7:01:37 AM #314 | Good.
Unfortunately though this just probably means he'll sit on death row for the next 2 decades --- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | French character, English accent |
Ser_Jaker 08/05/23 10:20:31 PM #5 | "I'M FRENCH!"
--- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | Why do guys watch porn? |
Ser_Jaker 08/05/23 10:02:34 PM #19 | I've never watched vanilla porn in my entire life. Shit is boring as.
--- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | 3 > 4 > 2 > 1 |
Ser_Jaker 08/05/23 9:52:40 PM #25 | Uncharted
--- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | Im finally trying Shadow of the Tomb Raider |
Ser_Jaker 08/05/23 9:51:14 PM #2 | I thought it was really boring personally.
--- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | Is it worth drinking some alcoholic bevvies? |
Ser_Jaker 08/05/23 9:44:35 PM #1 | I quit about 10 months ago because the tax on booze in my country is a absolute disgrace and I didn't want to support it anymore.
But I admit I miss having a really nice Margarita on Sunday arvo with the lads. --- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | I'll admit, I'll admit! I'm no singer! |
Ser_Jaker 08/04/23 8:00:40 AM #1 | But what I AMMMM! IS THE SHOOOOWSTAPHAAAH
--- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | Does bleach smell good? |
Ser_Jaker 07/02/23 12:30:01 AM #10 | The smell of bleach reminds me of cleanliness so I like the smell --- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | Ubisoft is remaking Assassin's Creed Black Flag |
Ser_Jaker 07/01/23 8:17:45 AM #33 | I would have rathered a spiritual successor to Black Flag set in its own fantasy universe. Basically I want an open world pirates of the Caribbean type game where you sail around a massive sea with heaps of areas to explore --- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | What do you think of The Critical Drinker and Eric July? |
Ser_Jaker 07/01/23 8:06:56 AM #200 | Critical Drinker reminds me of Synthetic Man. Synthetic Man is someone who "reviews" games and essentially only focuses on how "woke" something is. --- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | Sick 2023 metal releases. |
Ser_Jaker 07/01/23 8:03:10 AM #1 | https://youtu.be/9F_6e_hmbso The riff at 3:30 absolutely goes hard. --- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | Honestly the ocean is terrifying |
Ser_Jaker 07/01/23 7:56:46 AM #63 | I remember one time I was out deep sea fishing on a boat. I thought it would be a good idea to jump in the in the water and stare down. Just remembering staring into the overwhelming abyss gave me anxiety. A deep expanse of murky blue. --- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | Is 5000 pounds enough to travel UK for a month? |
Ser_Jaker 06/30/23 6:10:44 PM #2 | Bump:( --- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | Mortal Kombat 3 is my least favorite of the originals. |
Ser_Jaker 06/30/23 6:20:34 AM #41 | Torgo posted... Old school Mortal Kombat has always been a shitty franchise. Not true. It isn't as technical as the other fighting games at the time but the gameplay still holds up pretty well today. Its also the secrets, the lore, artstyle, music, bosses that made those games memorable and iconic. --- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | The Koroks are my favourite characters in BotW/TotK |
Ser_Jaker 06/30/23 6:18:24 AM #1 | Every one talking mad shit about them, torturing them and dropping rocks on them. I love them. Probably the best race in any Zelda game. Especially the one that has been guarding a bed specifically for you for the last few decades or whatever and doesn't even charge you anything. --- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
Topic | Is 5000 pounds enough to travel UK for a month? |
Ser_Jaker 06/30/23 6:16:32 AM #1 | Sticking to hostels, not eating out at expensive restaurants, mainly walking around and catching buses, probably go out drinking a few nights a week, coffee every morning.... Only sticking to London for a few days and going somewhere cheaper. Worst comes to worst I could work as a bartender pouring pints if I run out of cash. --- "A human destiny, but nothing human inside..... What will be left of me when I`m dead?... There was nothing when I lived..." |
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