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TopicIs evangelion meant to be a pervert anime?
AgentCoulson
02/26/24 4:18:36 AM
#4
Shinji's a total pervert. He spends half his time fapping over unconscious chicks and the other half inside his mom while his equally perverted dad watches.

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TopicSo the girl I like at work, I know her situation now...
AgentCoulson
02/25/24 11:18:02 PM
#4
Smash and dash. Then repeat with other co-worker.

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TopicWhy "gif" (as in giraffe) is the right pronunciation for gif
AgentCoulson
02/25/24 6:07:52 PM
#45
Personally I pronounce it "Guyfs"

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TopicMillenials not having babies could be a drag on economy; crimp growth by 1-2%
AgentCoulson
02/25/24 4:34:13 PM
#134
I'm not reading that wall of shit. Just saying, I can barely take care of myself. Why the fuck would I make things even harder by adding a baby to the mix?

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TopicDid your high school have a policy on hair?
AgentCoulson
02/24/24 8:48:45 PM
#22
PMarth2002 posted...
I went to a military school.


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Topicgirls don't poop?
AgentCoulson
02/24/24 5:45:48 PM
#33
Girls do poop. Where do you think glitter and rainbows come from?

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TopicRed flags that girls say to you where you're like... Yeah no
AgentCoulson
02/24/24 5:29:06 PM
#43
"You're too eager."

"It's too easy. And nothing easy is worth doing."

Mmm'kay well you have fun I guess...

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TopicLive-Action Naruto movie CONFIRMED
AgentCoulson
02/24/24 1:47:43 AM
#35
Kishi working with the director makes me slightly less nervous. Only slightly.

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TopicLara is back. Tifa is back. There's a pattern here >_>
AgentCoulson
02/23/24 5:59:51 PM
#93
But is Black Lighhing back?

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TopicWell that was fucking awful
AgentCoulson
02/21/24 5:41:59 PM
#48
I was this close to going outside.

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Topic$20,000, or the knowledge of where Cotton Eye Joe came from and went.
AgentCoulson
02/19/24 10:40:14 PM
#5
I take the 20k and I offer it to anyone who can answer the question.

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TopicBBQ Pringles are kinda shit
AgentCoulson
02/19/24 5:49:49 PM
#20
BlueBoy675 posted...
Out of all the different BBQ flavor chips out there they are probably bottom tier.

You watch your fucking mouth.

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TopicI never understood being comfortable enough to poop at work
AgentCoulson
02/19/24 5:32:04 PM
#57
I'm kinda with OP. I'd rather just wait until I get home and I can sit on my own personal thrown.

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TopicC/D: You aren't in any CE Discord servers.
AgentCoulson
02/19/24 4:31:38 AM
#46
Confirm. Doesn't even sound like a good time.

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TopicElon Musk Bans Comedy Account Because it Made Fun of Him
AgentCoulson
02/19/24 3:06:41 AM
#101
DarthAragorn posted...
Buttsage blocked me because I reminded people of the time on a prior account he posted a story about fucking sexually assaulting a woman. Just so you guys know the type of filth he is.


Wait wut. I gotta hear this story.

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TopicElon Musk Bans Comedy Account Because it Made Fun of Him
AgentCoulson
02/19/24 12:38:53 AM
#6
He deserves to be unbanned just for that username alone.

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TopicCherry Poppin' Daddies is the actual fucking worst band name ever
AgentCoulson
02/18/24 9:30:06 PM
#17
SF_Okami posted...
XavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffX

Yes that is a real band and it stands for something and I'm pretty sure it's modable to actually spell it out.

Oh my!


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TopicMysterious stingray pregnancy leaves many to wonder if shark is father.
AgentCoulson
02/17/24 11:32:34 PM
#10
Not sure which one I'd want more: Sharkray or StingJesus.

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TopicHow easily do you get out of bed
AgentCoulson
02/17/24 8:39:02 PM
#24
Like a zombie, flopping all over the place.

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TopicWorst NON meat Pizza Topping of all time?
AgentCoulson
02/17/24 5:39:25 PM
#61
Green peppers and onions on pizza are godly.

Black olives and mushrooms on the other hand...

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TopicLara Croft redesign revealed by Crystal Dynamics.
AgentCoulson
02/15/24 6:23:17 PM
#37
boxoto posted...
is this version of Lara a continuation from the reboot trilogy?

It's supposed to be a unification of OG Lara and reboot Lara. So it'll be a Lara that went through both the OG games and the reboot trilogy in the next game.

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TopicJaafar Jackson releases new song: Rebirth of Michael
AgentCoulson
02/15/24 4:48:03 PM
#2
Weird name for it.

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Topicany one else find deadpool overrated
AgentCoulson
02/14/24 7:00:04 AM
#10
El_Marsh posted...
They're all grown ass men though lol

Yeah, Tom's getting close to 30 and even his Peter is currently college age.

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TopicRIP Bill Post, inventor of Pop Tarts
AgentCoulson
02/14/24 12:46:52 AM
#6
R.I.P. Poptart man

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TopicG g g g G Unit!
AgentCoulson
02/13/24 8:35:56 AM
#3
Cause we came here to set this party off

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TopicI am literally hearing a scratching noise outside my..
AgentCoulson
02/13/24 1:33:03 AM
#20
It's been six minutes, guys. I don't think he made it.

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TopicApparently direction indicators in games is a problem now.
AgentCoulson
02/12/24 5:44:47 PM
#63
Thought this was going to be about waypoints. The paint is stupid and I can do without it. If you really feel the need to point stuff out to us just give us a way to briefly highlight things in the area that we can interact with.

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TopicRemember Pyro from the first 3 X-Men movies? He's looking rough in DP3
AgentCoulson
02/12/24 5:38:05 PM
#7
I actually forgot Pyro was played by a different actor in the original movie.

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TopicRemember Pyro from the first 3 X-Men movies? He's looking rough in DP3
AgentCoulson
02/12/24 5:27:15 PM
#2
Yeah, in the trailer he looked like he'd fallen on some hard times.

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TopicDo you have any plans for this coming Wednesday the 14th?)
AgentCoulson
02/12/24 4:45:33 PM
#15
Was thinking of getting a large Ledo pizza and Jack Daniels then relaxing in front of the 70" for the rest of the day.

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Topicdo you usually let bad behavior go at work or are you a snitch?
AgentCoulson
02/12/24 12:24:19 AM
#27
Only if it's something that's going to get someone hurt. If it's just people doing drugs/fucking/sleeping on the job, I don't really care.

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TopicChoose the next MCU Avengers lineup, only 8 slots (MCU wide SPOILERS)
AgentCoulson
02/11/24 11:58:52 PM
#15
Team Leader: Captain Marvel

Members:
Okoye
Black Panther
Yelena Belova
Wasp
Stature
Ms Marvel
Kate Bishop

All must wear micro bikinis as their costume. No exceptions.

Edit. Dammit edited.

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TopicTaco Bell rolling out Chicken Nuggets in 2024...
AgentCoulson
02/11/24 11:25:27 PM
#5
Chicken nuggies made of Taco Bell meat? Sure, why not?

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TopicScat fetish?
AgentCoulson
02/11/24 11:23:54 PM
#28
It's a no from me. Asking me to try it means my ex-partner now has to see me in a duel.

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TopicDeadpool & Wolverine
AgentCoulson
02/11/24 9:02:32 PM
#49
FinalBraveNUT posted...
Where was wolverine?

Guy in white suit sitting at table. Actually never mind. That's just Patch.

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TopicDeadpool & Wolverine
AgentCoulson
02/11/24 8:00:28 PM
#37
tremain07 posted...
So is this like Spider Man where Fox and Disney are sharing this or does Deadpool belong to Disney now? also lol at them using Avengers footage it's like even they know where they peaked

Have you been frozen in a block of ice the last few years? The war is over, Captain. Disney won.

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TopicDeadpool & Wolverine
AgentCoulson
02/11/24 7:04:58 PM
#17
Damn even Pyro is back.

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TopicPSA: GameFaqs won't let you say ***** anymore.
AgentCoulson
02/11/24 6:18:44 PM
#67
Well ****

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TopicRick James was a sick fuck!
AgentCoulson
02/11/24 6:04:50 PM
#21
Zikten posted...
Is he dead now?

Since 2004

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TopicHow many chicken nuggets can you eat?
AgentCoulson
02/11/24 5:12:19 PM
#21
Used to be 40. Now it's 39.

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TopicAre Kate Winslet's boobs the most widely seen of all-time?
AgentCoulson
02/11/24 4:56:46 PM
#75
SaltyWet posted...
None of her movies is anywhere as successful as Titanic.

She's still hot though.

Maybe not but she's been in a ton. I'm sure her chesticles has reached a pretty wide audience

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TopicAre Kate Winslet's boobs the most widely seen of all-time?
AgentCoulson
02/11/24 4:52:36 PM
#71
I feel like Eva Green is up there. She never misses an opportunity.

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TopicWhat's the longest amount of time you've ever gone without showering or bathing?
AgentCoulson
02/11/24 1:40:10 AM
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As a lad? ...Longer than I'd like to admit. I did not like taking showers. As I got older and more conscious, I started showering more to where now I'll get up and take one even if it's just to go back to bed for the rest of the day.

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TopicCoyote vs Acme to be a Tax Write off and deleted.
AgentCoulson
02/09/24 7:38:09 PM
#108
These mother fuckers...

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TopicMichael Jackson really bought Eminem's catalogue after Em dissed him ?
AgentCoulson
02/08/24 7:50:21 PM
#60
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TopicWould you watch a Family Matters Reboot?
AgentCoulson
02/06/24 5:15:55 PM
#14
Only if the first episode inexplicably brings Judy back and never explains where she's been all this time.

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TopicRick James was a sick fuck!
AgentCoulson
02/06/24 5:10:03 PM
#3
Cocaine's a helluva drug.

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TopicMiley Cyrus called out audience members at Grammys for not knowing her song
AgentCoulson
02/06/24 12:39:28 AM
#29
CADE_FOSTER posted...
i miss slutty miley


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TopicJoel vs Lara Croft vs Nathan Drake
AgentCoulson
02/04/24 12:23:32 AM
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Gurifisu posted...
Nathan Drake is a fucking psychopath. Beats some poor man to death in market with a fish and then pops out a zingy one liner then climbs away to do it again in some other country

It was hilarious in UC4 when he was playing with the dart gun in his attic. Dude was feening to leave home and kill some more people.

Killmonger posted...
New Laura has survived some pretty ridiculous shit too.

Oh definitely. But she gets banged up alot.

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