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Makeveli_lives 02/15/24 5:48:22 PM #1:	https://twitter.com/ign/status/1758227453732884945?s=46&t=MclOgjiC_DZiKahxLVoZDg --- Switch FC: SW-3917-4425-6106 PSN: PiKappaPhi769 <cite>Makeveli_lives posted [p:978864032] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>https://twitter.com/ign/status/1758227453732884945?s=46&t=MclOgjiC_DZiKahxLVoZDg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FurryPhilosifer 02/15/24 5:49:06 PM #2:	boring --- Ghosts are cool. <cite>FurryPhilosifer posted [p:978864045] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>boring </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
C_Pain 02/15/24 5:49:34 PM #3:	Inb4 incels and the general anti-woke nerd ilk complaining about them making her less sexy and decreasing her boob size --- How quaint. <cite>C_Pain posted [p:978864050] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>Inb4 incels and the general anti-woke nerd ilk complaining about them making her less sexy and decreasing her boob size </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pretzelcoatl 02/15/24 5:50:10 PM #4:	hard time having a problem with this <cite>pretzelcoatl posted [p:978864058] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>hard time having a problem with this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hockeybabe89 02/15/24 5:50:17 PM #5:	"Why aren't her boobs giant pyramids?!" --- https://card.psnprofiles.com/1/NIR_Hockey.png she/her <cite>hockeybabe89 posted [p:978864062] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>"Why aren't her boobs giant pyramids?!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Makeveli_lives 02/15/24 5:50:34 PM #6:	C_Pain posted... Inb4 incels and the general anti-woke nerd ilk complaining about them making her less sexy and decreasing her boob size Her boobs appear larger then the recent trilogy version I think. --- Switch FC: SW-3917-4425-6106 PSN: PiKappaPhi769 <cite>Makeveli_lives posted [p:978864070] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>C_Pain posted... </cite><quote>Inb4 incels and the general anti-woke nerd ilk complaining about them making her less sexy and decreasing her boob size</quote>Her boobs appear larger then the recent trilogy version I think. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 02/15/24 5:50:59 PM #7:	FurryPhilosifer posted... boring --- See profile pic <cite>Irony posted [p:978864077] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>FurryPhilosifer posted... </cite><quote>boring</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxoto 02/15/24 5:51:23 PM #8:	is this version of Lara a continuation from the reboot trilogy? --- Don't you agree, Zach? https://streamable.com/enq4r7 <cite>boxoto posted [p:978864081] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>is this version of Lara a continuation from the reboot trilogy? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 02/15/24 5:51:39 PM #9:	Damn she looks good imo --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: Grim Fandango Remaster (PC) & DMC3:SE Ubisoft Port (PC) He/Him <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:978864090] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>Damn she looks good imo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hayame_Zero 02/15/24 5:51:44 PM #10:	hockeybabe89 posted... "Why aren't her boobs giant pyramids?!" It's hilarious because that started as a programming mistake in the first place. --- ...I think I'm done here... <cite>Hayame_Zero posted [p:978864094] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>hockeybabe89 posted... </cite><quote>"Why aren't her boobs giant pyramids?!"</quote>It's hilarious because that started as a programming mistake in the first place. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarbyIsBack 02/15/24 5:52:08 PM #11:	insert the reduction copypasta here --- The Bagel made me do it. I am the master of dead memes <cite>MarbyIsBack posted [p:978864101] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>insert the reduction copypasta here </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Back_Stabbath 02/15/24 5:52:36 PM #12:	boxoto posted... is this version of Lara a continuation from the reboot trilogy? idk but if it is then its perfect. shes finally becoming classic lara --- https://i.imgur.com/Iv5fRLt.gif <cite>Back_Stabbath posted [p:978864111] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>boxoto posted... </cite><quote>is this version of Lara a continuation from the reboot trilogy?</quote>idk but if it is then its perfect. shes finally becoming classic lara </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 02/15/24 5:57:19 PM #13:	Something something reduction Also I can't really put my finger on it but something looks strange about her right shoulder joint. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:978864180] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>Something something reductionAlso I can't really put my finger on it but something looks strange about her right shoulder joint. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxoto 02/15/24 5:57:44 PM #14:	Back_Stabbath posted... idk but if it is then its perfect. shes finally becoming classic lara truu --- Don't you agree, Zach? https://streamable.com/enq4r7 <cite>boxoto posted [p:978864190] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>Back_Stabbath posted... </cite><quote>idk but if it is then its perfect. shes finally becoming classic lara</quote>truu </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ScazarMeltex 02/15/24 5:58:00 PM #15:	Reeeee!!!! Where boobies? --- Furthermore, The GOP is a Fascist Organization and must be destroyed <cite>ScazarMeltex posted [p:978864197] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>Reeeee!!!! Where boobies? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dungeater 02/15/24 5:58:36 PM #16:	i swear to god if people pretend she isnt fuckable --- My fate was the grandest, most brilliant of them all. He/Him <cite>Dungeater posted [p:978864209] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>i swear to god if people pretend she isnt fuckable </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
alphagamble 02/15/24 5:58:47 PM #17:	boxoto posted... is this version of Lara a continuation from the reboot trilogy? This is what I want to know I really disliked Lara is Shadow --- ooh <cite>alphagamble posted [p:978864213] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>boxoto posted... </cite><quote>is this version of Lara a continuation from the reboot trilogy?</quote>This is what I want to knowI really disliked Lara is Shadow </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
C-zom 02/15/24 5:59:03 PM #18:	She was flat in the modern trilogy, this is an implant not a reduction. Points there. But she's too muscular and angular. I've really been disliking the lean into action/survival combat game play and not fucking platforming but whatever. --- Since only from below can one better see the heights. http://i.imgur.com/OhZgm.jpg <cite>C-zom posted [p:978864217] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>She was flat in the modern trilogy, this is an implant not a reduction. Points there.But she's too muscular and angular. I've really been disliking the lean into action/survival combat game play and not fucking platforming but whatever. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Murphiroth 02/15/24 5:59:17 PM #19:	C_Pain posted... Inb4 incels and the general anti-woke nerd ilk complaining about them making her less sexy and decreasing her boob size Oh this is already happening, I've seen specific complaints that she looks like Leon and thus has "man-face" which just completely ignores that Leon is just...really pretty lmao. <cite>Murphiroth posted [p:978864221] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>C_Pain posted... </cite><quote>Inb4 incels and the general anti-woke nerd ilk complaining about them making her less sexy and decreasing her boob size</quote>Oh this is already happening, I've seen specific complaints that she looks like Leon and thus has "man-face" which just completely ignores that Leon is just...really pretty lmao.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CRON 02/15/24 6:00:07 PM #20:	This design looks great but based on the leaked details of the upcoming reboot, the game sounds like it's going to be ass. It's apparently about ~~Lara Croft heading a group of aspiring explorers/raiders and coming to terms with her and her family's past of stealing artifacts and disrupting important locations~~. I just want a 10/10 adventure/puzzle/exploration game where Lara is OP as fuck and shoots dinosaurs and shit. --- Thanks for reading! <cite>CRON posted [p:978864234] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>This design looks great but based on the leaked details of the upcoming reboot, the game sounds like it's going to be ass. It's apparently about Lara Croft heading a group of aspiring explorers/raiders and coming to terms with her and her family's past of stealing artifacts and disrupting important locations.I just want a 10/10 adventure/puzzle/exploration game where Lara is OP as fuck and shoots dinosaurs and shit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ArsGoetia 02/15/24 6:01:10 PM #21:	gross <cite>ArsGoetia posted [p:978864247] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>gross</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Enclave 02/15/24 6:02:16 PM #22:	Unreal, this is completely unacceptable. Look at those breasts, there's absolutely zero risk of them poking out peoples eyeballs. --- The commercial says that Church isn't for perfect people, I guess that's why I'm an atheist. <cite>Enclave posted [p:978864269] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>Unreal, this is completely unacceptable. Look at those breasts, there's absolutely zero risk of them poking out peoples eyeballs. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pretzelcoatl 02/15/24 6:02:44 PM #23:	CRON posted... This design looks great but based on the leaked details of the upcoming reboot, the game sounds like it's going to be ass. It's apparently about ~~Lara Croft heading a group of aspiring explorers/raiders and coming to terms with her and her family's past of stealing artifacts and disrupting important locations~~. I just want a 10/10 adventure/puzzle/exploration game where Lara is OP as fuck and shoots dinosaurs and shit. ??? Who is asking for a game like that. I won't be surprised if it flops. I agree, I miss old Tomb Raider. Did enjoy Temple of Osiris, though. <cite>pretzelcoatl posted [p:978864274] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>CRON posted... </cite><quote>This design looks great but based on the leaked details of the upcoming reboot, the game sounds like it's going to be ass. It's apparently about Lara Croft heading a group of aspiring explorers/raiders and coming to terms with her and her family's past of stealing artifacts and disrupting important locations.I just want a 10/10 adventure/puzzle/exploration game where Lara is OP as fuck and shoots dinosaurs and shit.</quote>??? Who is asking for a game like that. I won't be surprised if it flops.I agree, I miss old Tomb Raider. Did enjoy Temple of Osiris, though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pjnelson 02/15/24 6:03:42 PM #24:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6af7bf56.jpg --- I'm not here for friends. I'm here for the truth to the best of my knowledge of it, even if it's not what people want to hear. <cite>pjnelson posted [p:978864288] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6af7bf56.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 02/15/24 6:04:25 PM #25:	another reboot or are they remaking the old games? --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:978864300] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>another reboot or are they remaking the old games? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarthGoomba 02/15/24 6:06:00 PM #26:	Expression and hairstyle are off. Looks more like someone cosplaying as Lara --- https://i.imgur.com/m6Rgs8D.jpg https://i.imgur.com/qUMZhdW.jpg https://i.imgur.com/LACtH6q.jpg <cite>MarthGoomba posted [p:978864329] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>Expression and hairstyle are off. Looks more like someone cosplaying as Lara </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doom_Art 02/15/24 6:06:44 PM #27:	pretzelcoatl posted... Who is asking for a game like that. this is always the stupidest piece of media criticism --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 http://i.imgur.com/mPvcy.png <cite>Doom_Art posted [p:978864344] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>pretzelcoatl posted... </cite><quote>Who is asking for a game like that.</quote>this is always the stupidest piece of media criticism </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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spikethedevil 02/15/24 6:08:05 PM #29:	C-zom posted... She was flat in the modern trilogy, this is an implant not a reduction. Points there. But she's too muscular and angular. I've really been disliking the lean into action/survival combat game play and not fucking platforming but whatever. Get your eyes tested if you think she was flat. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:978864365] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>C-zom posted... </cite><quote>She was flat in the modern trilogy, this is an implant not a reduction. Points there.But she's too muscular and angular. I've really been disliking the lean into action/survival combat game play and not fucking platforming but whatever.</quote>Get your eyes tested if you think she was flat. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ai123 02/15/24 6:08:46 PM #30:	Seems fine. No point in worrying about incels having an aneurysm. They'll always find a excuse for that, no matter what. --- 'Vinyl is the poor man's art collection'. <cite>ai123 posted [p:978864374] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>Seems fine.No point in worrying about incels having an aneurysm. They'll always find a excuse for that, no matter what. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hockeybabe89 02/15/24 6:11:42 PM #31:	I'm tired of games trying to be realistic. I can look at people with two arms, two legs, and normal skin colors outside. I don't want to be reminded of real life in my video games. --- https://card.psnprofiles.com/1/NIR_Hockey.png she/her <cite>hockeybabe89 posted [p:978864421] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>I'm tired of games trying to be realistic.I can look at people with two arms, two legs, and normal skin colors outside. I don't want to be reminded of real life in my video games. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 02/15/24 6:12:55 PM #32:	C-zom posted... She was flat in the modern trilogy, this is an implant not a reduction. Points there. But she's too muscular and angular. I've really been disliking the lean into action/survival combat game play and not fucking platforming but whatever. she wasn't flat, lmao she was probably wearing a sports bra like any woman who was actually in that line of work would. --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:978864441] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>C-zom posted... </cite><quote>She was flat in the modern trilogy, this is an implant not a reduction. Points there.But she's too muscular and angular. I've really been disliking the lean into action/survival combat game play and not fucking platforming but whatever.</quote>she wasn't flat, lmaoshe was probably wearing a sports bra like any woman who was actually in that line of work would. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KFHEWUI 02/15/24 6:15:11 PM #33:	CRON posted... I just want a 10/10 adventure/puzzle/exploration game where Lara is OP as fuck and shoots dinosaurs and shit. Never going to happen again as long as Crystal Dynamics is at the helm. --- R.I.P. SaikyoMog! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-seAIeu3Og "You know, there are certain flaws in this film," Tom Servo <cite>KFHEWUI posted [p:978864475] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>CRON posted... </cite><quote>I just want a 10/10 adventure/puzzle/exploration game where Lara is OP as fuck and shoots dinosaurs and shit.</quote>Never going to happen again as long as Crystal Dynamics is at the helm. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 02/15/24 6:16:03 PM #34:	Well, at least she has the dual pistols back. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:978864491] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>Well, at least she has the dual pistols back. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 02/15/24 6:17:38 PM #35:	Lara got a reduction. Samus got a reduction. Tifa got a reduction. There is a pattern here. You can say I'm a loser, but you can't deny what is happening. It's not a conspiracy. It's not internet nerds preemptively being outraged. We said it would happen and it did. We knew it would because it's happened already. Because it's a clear and continuous pattern. I don't care. I'm a fucking nerd. Whatever. No, I don't need big breasts on a female character to find her interesting as a character. You don't need profanity and gratuitous bloodshed to have a good time at the movies. But if there's a PG-13 sequel or remake to an R-rated movie, people flip a table because they're being denied something they used to have. It's the same thing here. If you go to favorite place to eat and find one day that they've stopped serving alcohol, you'd be within your rights to go someplace else even if the food is just as good as it always was. Even if you don't care about fictional breasts (or real breasts on women playing fictional characters). Even if you're not into women period, it's still a bad thing to remove all buxom women from the media. You are saying that there is a certain type of person who you do not want to be featured in the media and it's through no fault of their own. This is like taking every story which had a Jewish character in it and replacing them with non-Jewish characters. You would be selectively removing a group of people from having any media presence or representation. It's not just censorship. It's discrimination. How are women with large breasts supposed to feel in real life when they're not good enough to make it into movies? What does it say to them that body types and personality types are treated one and the same and that busty types are the "bimbo" types that we don't want? I suppose they can go out and get reductions if they want to be treated fairly. Cover Tifa up more. Take away her midriff. Make it so that there's no bounce or jiggle -- just fat dead space. But don't flatten her because women with sizable breasts are somehow bad people according to the censors who think themselves progressive. It's like there's an Anti-Tit League that gets to dictate who has an appropriate enough body type to achieve representation. And, according to them, women with small wastes and large busts are unworthy. Fuck! --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:978864522] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>Lara got a reduction.Samus got a reduction.Tifa got a reduction.There is a pattern here.You can say I'm a loser, but you can't deny what is happening. It's not a conspiracy. It's not internet nerds preemptively being outraged. We said it would happen and it did. We knew it would because it's happened already. Because it's a clear and continuous pattern.I don't care. I'm a fucking nerd. Whatever.No, I don't need big breasts on a female character to find her interesting as a character. You don't need profanity and gratuitous bloodshed to have a good time at the movies. But if there's a PG-13 sequel or remake to an R-rated movie, people flip a table because they're being denied something they used to have. It's the same thing here.If you go to favorite place to eat and find one day that they've stopped serving alcohol, you'd be within your rights to go someplace else even if the food is just as good as it always was.Even if you don't care about fictional breasts (or real breasts on women playing fictional characters). Even if you're not into women period, it's still a bad thing to remove all buxom women from the media. You are saying that there is a certain type of person who you do not want to be featured in the media and it's through no fault of their own. This is like taking every story which had a Jewish character in it and replacing them with non-Jewish characters. You would be selectively removing a group of people from having any media presence or representation.It's not just censorship. It's discrimination. How are women with large breasts supposed to feel in real life when they're not good enough to make it into movies? What does it say to them that body types and personality types are treated one and the same and that busty types are the "bimbo" types that we don't want? I suppose they can go out and get reductions if they want to be treated fairly.Cover Tifa up more. Take away her midriff. Make it so that there's no bounce or jiggle -- just fat dead space. But don't flatten her because women with sizable breasts are somehow bad people according to the censors who think themselves progressive.It's like there's an Anti-Tit League that gets to dictate who has an appropriate enough body type to achieve representation. And, according to them, women with small wastes and large busts are unworthy.Fuck! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Modifier 02/15/24 6:23:07 PM #36:	Who's that guy in the picture? Where's Lara? --- Flectere si nequeo superos, Acheronta movebo. <cite>Modifier posted [p:978864621] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>Who's that guy in the picture? Where's Lara? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AgentCoulson 02/15/24 6:23:17 PM #37:	boxoto posted... is this version of Lara a continuation from the reboot trilogy? It's supposed to be a unification of OG Lara and reboot Lara. So it'll be a Lara that went through both the OG games and the reboot trilogy in the next game. --- I haven't set a signature for the message boards yet <cite>AgentCoulson posted [p:978864623] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>boxoto posted... </cite><quote>is this version of Lara a continuation from the reboot trilogy?</quote>It's supposed to be a unification of OG Lara and reboot Lara. So it'll be a Lara that went through both the OG games and the reboot trilogy in the next game. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Torgo 02/15/24 6:23:59 PM #38:	Looks good. Nice design. --- Moderated for telling people not to commit illegal acts of assault and murder.09/2/23 Also moderated for not responding to obvious bait. - 10/03/23 <cite>Torgo posted [p:978864644] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>Looks good. Nice design. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trivialbeing 02/15/24 6:24:19 PM #39:	C_Pain posted... Inb4 incels and the general anti-woke nerd ilk complaining about them making her less sexy and decreasing her boob size why cant Lara be sexy anymore <cite>trivialbeing posted [p:978864651] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>C_Pain posted... </cite><quote>Inb4 incels and the general anti-woke nerd ilk complaining about them making her less sexy and decreasing her boob size</quote>why cant Lara be sexy anymore</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiritSephiroth 02/15/24 6:25:04 PM #40:	Where are her huge boobs? --- https://imgur.com/a/6KBlCUI https://imgur.com/TpM5kyb https://imgur.com/ZzXmr8X https://imgur.com/a/9svV8Gn https://imgur.com/a/vTiJpz3 https://imgur.com/a/j8PIo7A <cite>SpiritSephiroth posted [p:978864664] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>Where are her huge boobs? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HBKick18 02/15/24 6:25:50 PM #41:	it's certainly a lot closer to the original design than the reboot trilogy but I'm sure it's still not hot enough for Gamers. --- Proud fan of the worst team in American professional sports history: the Chicago Cubs. <cite>HBKick18 posted [p:978864683] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>it's certainly a lot closer to the original design than the reboot trilogy but I'm sure it's still not hot enough for Gamers. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiritSephiroth 02/15/24 6:26:06 PM #42:	HBKick18 posted... it's certainly a lot closer to the original design than the reboot trilogy but I'm sure it's still not hot enough for Gamers. Damn right it isnt --- https://imgur.com/a/6KBlCUI https://imgur.com/TpM5kyb https://imgur.com/ZzXmr8X https://imgur.com/a/9svV8Gn https://imgur.com/a/vTiJpz3 https://imgur.com/a/j8PIo7A <cite>SpiritSephiroth posted [p:978864690] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>HBKick18 posted... </cite><quote>it's certainly a lot closer to the original design than the reboot trilogy but I'm sure it's still not hot enough for Gamers.</quote>Damn right it isnt </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wanderingshade 02/15/24 6:26:24 PM #43:	People are mad because she has a jaw and doesn't have Kardashian Face. --- "You're made of spare parts, aren't ya, bud?" <cite>wanderingshade posted [p:978864696] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>People are mad because she has a jaw and doesn't have Kardashian Face. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Baha05 02/15/24 6:26:36 PM #44:	hockeybabe89 posted... "Why aren't her boobs giant pyramids?!" Is she must have gotten those front loaded anvils fixed --- "He may be Mr. Clean, but his soul will always be dirty!" <cite>Baha05 posted [p:978864702] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>hockeybabe89 posted... </cite><quote>"Why aren't her boobs giant pyramids?!"</quote> Is she must have gotten those front loaded anvils fixed </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shironinja 02/15/24 6:26:52 PM #45:	mommy? --- Now or never. <cite>shironinja posted [p:978864708] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>mommy? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi 02/15/24 6:27:48 PM #46:	I asked my girlfriend (certified Boob Haver) and those are conceivably E-cups. If you think they're too small, you are insane. --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 <cite>Garioshi posted [p:978864725] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>I asked my girlfriend (certified Boob Haver) and those are conceivably E-cups. If you think they're too small, you are insane. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PballDepot 02/15/24 6:27:50 PM #47:	Turned her into Nathan Drake with bobs --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxVhRWBGOZ0 <cite>PballDepot posted [p:978864726] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>Turned her into Nathan Drake with bobs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxoto 02/15/24 6:28:03 PM #48:	maybe I'm just basic, but I think she looks good --- Don't you agree, Zach? https://streamable.com/enq4r7 <cite>boxoto posted [p:978864729] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>maybe I'm just basic, but I think she looks good </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wanderingshade 02/15/24 6:29:01 PM #49:	Garioshi posted... I asked my girlfriend (certified Boob Haver) and those are conceivably E-cups. If you think they're too small, you are insane. But they aren't 90s era G-Cups so it's WOKE! --- "You're made of spare parts, aren't ya, bud?" <cite>wanderingshade posted [p:978864753] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>Garioshi posted... </cite><quote>I asked my girlfriend (certified Boob Haver) and those are conceivably E-cups. If you think they're too small, you are insane.</quote>But they aren't 90s era G-Cups so it's WOKE! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 02/15/24 6:29:57 PM #50:	Redesign for what tho --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:978864770] in Lara Croft... [t:80697636]...</cite> <quote>Redesign for what tho </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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