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RISEofCHRISTIAN
02/19/24 5:25:17 PM
#51:


i either put two layers of toilet paper on the seat
or i just squat over the toilet (not comfortable)

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MarcyWarcy
02/19/24 5:26:44 PM
#52:


putting thin ass public restroom toilet paper on the seat isnt going to magically stop germs lmao. just sit down and take a shit like a man

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Punished_Blinx
02/19/24 5:27:48 PM
#53:


Right? It's hard to masturbate when it smells like poop. Show some consideration.

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MabusIncarnate
02/19/24 5:28:15 PM
#54:


Guys science says one layer of toilet paper blocks 100% of germs.

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Dakimakura
02/19/24 5:30:18 PM
#55:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Guys science says one layer of toilet paper blocks 100% of germs.

I am a sciencest and can confirm this.

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JTilly
02/19/24 5:31:47 PM
#56:


reminds me of all times ive had to shit in a bucket or hold onto a pole and hang off the edge of the boat (work boats with no toilet). I mean its on company time, and its better to get it out than keep it in my boi

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AgentCoulson
02/19/24 5:32:04 PM
#57:


I'm kinda with OP. I'd rather just wait until I get home and I can sit on my own personal thrown.

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Chadawah
02/19/24 6:21:37 PM
#58:


I want to know why so many people are pooping on the seats. What are you doing in there?

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divot1338
02/19/24 6:25:42 PM
#59:


I make a nickel,
Boss makes a dime.
Thats why I poop
on company time.

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AvlButtslam
02/19/24 6:25:54 PM
#60:


Fortunately I work from home 90% of the time now and I absolutely poop on the clock, but in the past Ive worked close enough to home that Id drive home and poop there if I had to go during the workday. I dont poop at the office unless Im about to shit myself, its just not comfortable or clean enough. I need to be in solitude to lay the huge stinky bricks I am wont to do.

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MorganTJ
02/19/24 6:28:07 PM
#61:


Pretty sure most people would prefer to use their own toilets than a public restroom. The actual alternative to that is just shitting yourself.
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Sufferedphoenix
02/19/24 6:29:21 PM
#62:


C_Pain posted...
I don't understand being able to hold in shit for hours. Isn't that unpleasant and uncomfortable? Feel like it would interfere with me doing my work.
For me it's on a subconscious level. I never got the urge at work unless I was sick. Like diarrhea. Within 10 minutes of getting home it would hit me.

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Zikten
02/19/24 6:32:09 PM
#63:


JTilly posted...
or hold onto a pole and hang off the edge of the boat
I honestly never knew people do this
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divot1338
02/19/24 6:50:03 PM
#64:


Zikten posted...
I honestly never knew people do this
At least until the invention of the poop deck.

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modena
02/19/24 6:53:13 PM
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JTilly posted...
reminds me of all times ive had to shit in a bucket or hold onto a pole and hang off the edge of the boat (work boats with no toilet). I mean its on company time, and its better to get it out than keep it in my boi
Did you wipe on deck or while hanging off? I hope you say you just waited for big swells like a viking.

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Rotterdammerung
02/19/24 6:53:27 PM
#66:


Turbam posted...
It's not about comfort, it's about getting paid
Paid to poop

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boomgetchopped3
02/19/24 6:54:51 PM
#67:


Its more comfortable to poop than to hold it in for 8 hours

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Glob
02/19/24 6:55:45 PM
#68:


The bathroom that I use at work isnt used by anybody else.
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modena
02/19/24 6:57:52 PM
#69:


Glob posted...
The bathroom that I use at work isnt used by anybody else.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7b3425a6.jpg

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02/19/24 7:02:29 PM
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Glob
02/19/24 8:41:50 PM
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modena posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7b3425a6.jpg

What?
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-Crissaegrim-
02/19/24 8:48:29 PM
#72:


Turbam posted...
It's not about comfort, it's about getting paid

It's not about getting paid, it's about sending a message.

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Revisited
02/22/24 7:40:47 PM
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-Crissaegrim- posted...
It's not about getting paid, it's about sending a message.
Loooool this totally fits works both ways
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unclekoolaid73
02/22/24 7:43:27 PM
#74:


Nothing like "home field advantage" when taking a shit.

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DarthDemented
02/22/24 9:45:25 PM
#75:


When you gotta shit, you gotta shit.

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Revisited
02/25/24 12:11:20 AM
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unclekoolaid73 posted...
Nothing like "home field advantage" when taking a shit.
Yeah this. But thinking on it I realize the fact that most people don't even have so much as a bidet to wash their ass before wiping, let alone one of these

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/88649b81.jpg

Means that they really don't see a difference between a nasty ass public bathroom and one at home you've carefully cultivated to suit your needs
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voldothegr8
02/25/24 11:29:22 AM
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Revisited posted...
Yeah this. But thinking on it I realize the fact that most people don't even have so much as a bidet to wash their ass before wiping, let alone one of these

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/88649b81.jpg

Means that they really don't see a difference between a nasty ass public bathroom and one at home you've carefully cultivated to suit your needs
At home I can reach the sink which means I can wet wads of tp.

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Revisited
02/28/24 1:52:38 AM
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voldothegr8 posted...
At home I can reach the sink which means I can wet wads of tp.
Trust me when you use one you'll never want to go back to dabbing wet toilet paper on bare ass, having it clean with no dried poop flecks is a godsend
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