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TopicDiddy is getting sued by his producer and it's... really really bad
AgentCoulson
02/28/24 4:47:37 AM
#41
pinky0926 posted...


Slightly surprised by the uh, child rape

Even this has been out there before. Usher Raymond lived with him when he was a teenager and there's been rumors that Diddy groomed and molested him during that time. Same with Justin Bieber.

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TopicDiddy is getting sued by his producer and it's... really really bad
AgentCoulson
02/28/24 4:25:44 AM
#38
Is anyone really surprised by the accusations? I feel like people have been saying Diddy's a menace for a long time now. Still it'll be interesting to see where this goes. The producer must have nothing left to lose here.

Also kinda weird people read the thread title and assumed Diddy Kong instead of P Diddy >_>

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TopicTrump Says Criminal Indictments Are The Reason 'Black People Like Me'
AgentCoulson
02/28/24 12:53:35 AM
#29
I can't say what I want to say how I want to say it so I'll just say we don't like this... dude.

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TopicJK Rowling confirms Dumbledore is gay
AgentCoulson
02/27/24 9:54:03 PM
#78
What was the point of posting a nearly 15 year old article? Unless... Holy shit, I'm 14 years in the past. Guys. Listen to me. The future is fucked.

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TopicWilly Wonka event advertised with AI images leaves children in tears
AgentCoulson
02/27/24 7:16:46 PM
#79
Baha05 posted...
Wat

https://youtu.be/9bV5zQbrp_Q?si=Z6thp3yDsib_vfUT

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TopicBoy Kills World trailer. Mix of Hunger Games and John Wick
AgentCoulson
02/27/24 6:47:26 PM
#8
Damn_Underscore posted...
It's the evil version of Boy Meets World

Came into thread expecting Corey on a revenge killing spree after someone killed Topanga. Mr Feeny would be Winston and Plays-With-Squirrels would be the king.

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TopicWilly Wonka event advertised with AI images leaves children in tears
AgentCoulson
02/27/24 5:46:36 PM
#67
Baha05 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/732081d9.jpg

She's just waiting for her turn.

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TopicThe "ideal" woman requirements goes VIRAL. Sparking backlash
AgentCoulson
02/27/24 5:44:35 PM
#139
"Talks to men till it's work related."

I don't think whoever wrote this understood what they were writing.

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TopicDaughter makes viral about her divorced dad and dad does rebuttal video
AgentCoulson
02/27/24 4:29:52 PM
#21
BuzzKilljoy posted...
Consequences will never be the same


R.I.P. :(

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TopicWilly Wonka event advertised with AI images leaves children in tears
AgentCoulson
02/27/24 4:21:18 PM
#51
Hayame_Zero posted...
The Oompa Loompa:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3e3b7fa4.jpg

I've never seen someone more done with life.

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TopicThe Y Chromosome Is Disappearing - What does it mean for MEN ?
AgentCoulson
02/27/24 3:51:10 PM
#35
Gonna start telling women that man is going extinct. Now that I'm one of the last ones, they'll have no choice but to date me.

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TopicIs evangelion meant to be a pervert anime?
AgentCoulson
02/26/24 4:18:36 AM
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Shinji's a total pervert. He spends half his time fapping over unconscious chicks and the other half inside his mom while his equally perverted dad watches.

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TopicSo the girl I like at work, I know her situation now...
AgentCoulson
02/25/24 11:18:02 PM
#4
Smash and dash. Then repeat with other co-worker.

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TopicWhy "gif" (as in giraffe) is the right pronunciation for gif
AgentCoulson
02/25/24 6:07:52 PM
#45
Personally I pronounce it "Guyfs"

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TopicMillenials not having babies could be a drag on economy; crimp growth by 1-2%
AgentCoulson
02/25/24 4:34:13 PM
#134
I'm not reading that wall of shit. Just saying, I can barely take care of myself. Why the fuck would I make things even harder by adding a baby to the mix?

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TopicDid your high school have a policy on hair?
AgentCoulson
02/24/24 8:48:45 PM
#22
PMarth2002 posted...
I went to a military school.


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Topicgirls don't poop?
AgentCoulson
02/24/24 5:45:48 PM
#33
Girls do poop. Where do you think glitter and rainbows come from?

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TopicRed flags that girls say to you where you're like... Yeah no
AgentCoulson
02/24/24 5:29:06 PM
#43
"You're too eager."

"It's too easy. And nothing easy is worth doing."

Mmm'kay well you have fun I guess...

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TopicLive-Action Naruto movie CONFIRMED
AgentCoulson
02/24/24 1:47:43 AM
#35
Kishi working with the director makes me slightly less nervous. Only slightly.

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TopicLara is back. Tifa is back. There's a pattern here >_>
AgentCoulson
02/23/24 5:59:51 PM
#93
But is Black Lighhing back?

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TopicWell that was fucking awful
AgentCoulson
02/21/24 5:41:59 PM
#48
I was this close to going outside.

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Topic$20,000, or the knowledge of where Cotton Eye Joe came from and went.
AgentCoulson
02/19/24 10:40:14 PM
#5
I take the 20k and I offer it to anyone who can answer the question.

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TopicBBQ Pringles are kinda shit
AgentCoulson
02/19/24 5:49:49 PM
#20
BlueBoy675 posted...
Out of all the different BBQ flavor chips out there they are probably bottom tier.

You watch your fucking mouth.

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TopicI never understood being comfortable enough to poop at work
AgentCoulson
02/19/24 5:32:04 PM
#57
I'm kinda with OP. I'd rather just wait until I get home and I can sit on my own personal thrown.

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TopicC/D: You aren't in any CE Discord servers.
AgentCoulson
02/19/24 4:31:38 AM
#46
Confirm. Doesn't even sound like a good time.

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TopicElon Musk Bans Comedy Account Because it Made Fun of Him
AgentCoulson
02/19/24 3:06:41 AM
#101
DarthAragorn posted...
Buttsage blocked me because I reminded people of the time on a prior account he posted a story about fucking sexually assaulting a woman. Just so you guys know the type of filth he is.


Wait wut. I gotta hear this story.

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TopicElon Musk Bans Comedy Account Because it Made Fun of Him
AgentCoulson
02/19/24 12:38:53 AM
#6
He deserves to be unbanned just for that username alone.

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TopicCherry Poppin' Daddies is the actual fucking worst band name ever
AgentCoulson
02/18/24 9:30:06 PM
#17
SF_Okami posted...
XavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffX

Yes that is a real band and it stands for something and I'm pretty sure it's modable to actually spell it out.

Oh my!


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TopicMysterious stingray pregnancy leaves many to wonder if shark is father.
AgentCoulson
02/17/24 11:32:34 PM
#10
Not sure which one I'd want more: Sharkray or StingJesus.

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TopicHow easily do you get out of bed
AgentCoulson
02/17/24 8:39:02 PM
#24
Like a zombie, flopping all over the place.

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TopicWorst NON meat Pizza Topping of all time?
AgentCoulson
02/17/24 5:39:25 PM
#61
Green peppers and onions on pizza are godly.

Black olives and mushrooms on the other hand...

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TopicLara Croft redesign revealed by Crystal Dynamics.
AgentCoulson
02/15/24 6:23:17 PM
#37
boxoto posted...
is this version of Lara a continuation from the reboot trilogy?

It's supposed to be a unification of OG Lara and reboot Lara. So it'll be a Lara that went through both the OG games and the reboot trilogy in the next game.

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TopicJaafar Jackson releases new song: Rebirth of Michael
AgentCoulson
02/15/24 4:48:03 PM
#2
Weird name for it.

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Topicany one else find deadpool overrated
AgentCoulson
02/14/24 7:00:04 AM
#10
El_Marsh posted...
They're all grown ass men though lol

Yeah, Tom's getting close to 30 and even his Peter is currently college age.

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TopicRIP Bill Post, inventor of Pop Tarts
AgentCoulson
02/14/24 12:46:52 AM
#6
R.I.P. Poptart man

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TopicG g g g G Unit!
AgentCoulson
02/13/24 8:35:56 AM
#3
Cause we came here to set this party off

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TopicI am literally hearing a scratching noise outside my..
AgentCoulson
02/13/24 1:33:03 AM
#20
It's been six minutes, guys. I don't think he made it.

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TopicApparently direction indicators in games is a problem now.
AgentCoulson
02/12/24 5:44:47 PM
#63
Thought this was going to be about waypoints. The paint is stupid and I can do without it. If you really feel the need to point stuff out to us just give us a way to briefly highlight things in the area that we can interact with.

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TopicRemember Pyro from the first 3 X-Men movies? He's looking rough in DP3
AgentCoulson
02/12/24 5:38:05 PM
#7
I actually forgot Pyro was played by a different actor in the original movie.

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TopicRemember Pyro from the first 3 X-Men movies? He's looking rough in DP3
AgentCoulson
02/12/24 5:27:15 PM
#2
Yeah, in the trailer he looked like he'd fallen on some hard times.

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TopicDo you have any plans for this coming Wednesday the 14th?)
AgentCoulson
02/12/24 4:45:33 PM
#15
Was thinking of getting a large Ledo pizza and Jack Daniels then relaxing in front of the 70" for the rest of the day.

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Topicdo you usually let bad behavior go at work or are you a snitch?
AgentCoulson
02/12/24 12:24:19 AM
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Only if it's something that's going to get someone hurt. If it's just people doing drugs/fucking/sleeping on the job, I don't really care.

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TopicChoose the next MCU Avengers lineup, only 8 slots (MCU wide SPOILERS)
AgentCoulson
02/11/24 11:58:52 PM
#15
Team Leader: Captain Marvel

Members:
Okoye
Black Panther
Yelena Belova
Wasp
Stature
Ms Marvel
Kate Bishop

All must wear micro bikinis as their costume. No exceptions.

Edit. Dammit edited.

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TopicTaco Bell rolling out Chicken Nuggets in 2024...
AgentCoulson
02/11/24 11:25:27 PM
#5
Chicken nuggies made of Taco Bell meat? Sure, why not?

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TopicScat fetish?
AgentCoulson
02/11/24 11:23:54 PM
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It's a no from me. Asking me to try it means my ex-partner now has to see me in a duel.

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TopicDeadpool & Wolverine
AgentCoulson
02/11/24 9:02:32 PM
#49
FinalBraveNUT posted...
Where was wolverine?

Guy in white suit sitting at table. Actually never mind. That's just Patch.

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TopicDeadpool & Wolverine
AgentCoulson
02/11/24 8:00:28 PM
#37
tremain07 posted...
So is this like Spider Man where Fox and Disney are sharing this or does Deadpool belong to Disney now? also lol at them using Avengers footage it's like even they know where they peaked

Have you been frozen in a block of ice the last few years? The war is over, Captain. Disney won.

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