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TopicWTF MAX IS BACK!?! Am I seeing this right?
AgentCoulson
06/09/24 4:45:38 PM
#57
DodogamaRayBrst posted...
It sounds exactly like her.

It sounds like her narrating, but when Max actually spoke it sounded off.

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TopicWTF MAX IS BACK!?! Am I seeing this right?
AgentCoulson
06/09/24 3:42:12 PM
#22
Her new model is throwing me off. Also

*Max fucks with time again*
Tornado: How many times am I going to have to teach you this lesson, Max!?

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Topicold man Will Smith is starting to cuss in his records
AgentCoulson
06/09/24 2:39:06 PM
#22
ZevLoveDOOM posted...
lemme guess: he says "damn" or "heck"? lol

Bitch is the fourth word he says at the very beginning.

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TopicThe Acolyte episodes 1 and 2 discussion topic (SPOILERS)
AgentCoulson
06/06/24 7:30:59 PM
#68
Rotterdammerung posted...
A Jedi wookie? FML. George Lucas must be spinning in his gravy.

Said the same thing. He must've changed his mind at some point because Gungi exists.

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TopicWait, they made a live action adaptation of The Loud House?
AgentCoulson
06/06/24 2:44:47 AM
#16
It's okay.

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TopicHow has this user not been banned yet?
AgentCoulson
06/05/24 11:10:20 PM
#91
I heard he's fucking DToast on the low.

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TopicRumor: TLOU2 Remastered PC is finished, Sony is sitting on it
AgentCoulson
06/05/24 9:51:59 PM
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loafy013 posted...
Whats the point? It's just going to get 3 major mods from a bunch of sweaty butthurt nerds. 1) Make Ellie not a lesbian 2) Give Abby a complete makeover so she meets their standards 3) Don't kill off certain characters.


You forgot the inevitable nude mods for Ellie, Dina and Joel.

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TopicWorst Star Wars character
AgentCoulson
06/05/24 9:49:20 PM
#33
Starkiller

Turducken posted...
Ashoka is that fanfic character you came up with that secretly saved the galaxy a million times from even bigger threats that the stupid REAL heroes never heard of and is totally best friends with them even though they never mention her and has like an awesome unique lightsaber and fighting style and force powers and ship and

I only started feeling this way when Filoni tried to say she was alive post Rise of Skywalker. Like she should've disappeared after she left the Order and died sometime during the Dark Times.

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TopicThe Acolyte episodes 1 and 2 discussion topic (SPOILERS)
AgentCoulson
06/05/24 4:26:27 PM
#38
bobbyrk posted...
There was already one in TCW, made under his production.

Forgot about Gungi. I remember reading a long time ago though that George forbade the EU writers from introducing anymore Wookie Jedi after Lowbacca. He must've changed his mind eventually.

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TopicThe Acolyte episodes 1 and 2 discussion topic (SPOILERS)
AgentCoulson
06/05/24 7:38:55 AM
#22
Somewhere right now, George Lucas is seething over them adding a force sensitive wookie.

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TopicFlavor Flav orders entire Red Lobster menu in effort to save company
AgentCoulson
06/05/24 4:17:02 AM
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Man I haven't heard that name in years. Since the Flavor of Love/Charm School/I Love New York days.

Honestly this sounds like it could've been the plot of a Flavor of Love episode. Flav hears Red Lobster's going out of business so he takes the girls to Red Lobster and tells them they can buy all the food they want in an attempt to keep them in business.

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TopicHave you ever known someone who passed and you kept calling their number
AgentCoulson
06/05/24 1:28:43 AM
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My mother did this for a while after my grandmother passed. I can still hear her voice pretty clearly in my head so never bothered.

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TopicI literally just now realized that in Office Space... *spoilers*
AgentCoulson
06/04/24 6:30:07 PM
#8
Uh, yeah. Hi...

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TopicThe One is Jet Li's best Hollywood movie
AgentCoulson
06/03/24 9:40:12 PM
#4
I am nobody's bitch!

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TopicDo you believe Trump used the N word?
AgentCoulson
06/03/24 9:39:27 PM
#48
"Because this whole system's rigged,
and we all know the riggers.
For the last eight years,
this country's been run by"

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TopicWhat major figure died the year you were born?
AgentCoulson
06/02/24 6:19:25 PM
#38
Jack Kirby
Peter Cushing

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TopicScenario: Trump goes on FOX News and says
AgentCoulson
06/02/24 5:47:12 PM
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Derwood posted...
All the best biblical experts say, and even the Pope himself, who I hear likes me a lot, even the Pope and all the priests say that I have done more for Christians than Jesus himself

Does he lose a single vote?

Oh God, I can actually hear him saying this.

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TopicI can't believe that in a few months i'm going to be a 30 yr old virgin :(
AgentCoulson
06/02/24 5:21:42 PM
#121
Good, good. Soon you will become more powerful than normies could possibly imagine.

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Topic$10 million but deathclaws from Fallout become real
AgentCoulson
05/30/24 9:58:24 PM
#17
V.A.T.S on. Headshot.

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TopicWill Diddy go to jail
AgentCoulson
05/30/24 6:20:36 AM
#5
I don't think he will, no.

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TopicThe mod team is getting really weird
AgentCoulson
05/30/24 6:17:52 AM
#55
Iyami posted...
He's in a lot more than 9 episodes, the saiyan saga is like 30+ episodes

Nappa first appears in episode 5 of the original anime. Then he appears in episode 11 "The Terror of Arlia." He arrives on earth in episode 22 and exits in episode 29. Not counting the quick shots of his and Vegeta's pods flying through space as the narrator countsdown, 9 episodes is spot on. Most of the Saiyan Saga after Raditz is build up to Nappa and Vegeta arriving on earth.

Edit. In Kai, it's 7 episodes.

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TopicThe mod team is getting really weird
AgentCoulson
05/30/24 3:51:40 AM
#40
>_>

<_<

....

Bulma shoots Goku in the head

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TopicWhy Anakin hates sands so much
AgentCoulson
05/29/24 9:53:24 PM
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Because it gets in all his nooks and crannies.

Funnily enough, Luke canonically loves sand. Hopefully not for the same reason.

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TopicAttack on Titan: The Musical comes to New York this October
AgentCoulson
05/29/24 5:46:09 PM
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Can't wait to hear Eren's whimsical solo song "I'll destroy the whole world" while he's beating on Annie.

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TopicTake care of a baby tiger or baby panda for one afternoon
AgentCoulson
05/28/24 6:21:09 PM
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Baby tiger seems like the easier one to take care of.

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TopicI have a crush on my neighbor wat do
AgentCoulson
05/28/24 5:20:04 PM
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Tell her how bad a writer the late Akira Toriyama was, or how useless to the plot Bulma is, how Teen Gohan should be called Youth Gohan because Buu Saga Gohan is an actual teen, or how many Star Wars actors had their careers ruined by Star Wars.

You know, just be yourself.

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TopicDo you the Vegeta as he is today feels bad about killing Napa
AgentCoulson
05/27/24 7:32:00 PM
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Vegeta showed a lot of remorse for his past actions in thr Moro arc. I think if Nappa were to return today (which would be awesome along with Raditz), Vegeta wouldn't apologize but he wouldn't be antagonistic towards him either unless Nappa remains a villain.

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TopicPeople overrate how iconic Mark Hamil's Joker is
AgentCoulson
05/27/24 7:45:39 AM
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Scott, shut up.

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Topic"New Naughty Dog game will redefine mainstream perception of gaming"
AgentCoulson
05/26/24 6:39:21 PM
#51
DKBananaSlamma posted...
He really is. Hearing some of the stuff he did on the set of Last of Us was cringe as fuck

Do tell

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TopicBoogie2988 spotted with nobody at booth at a comic con
AgentCoulson
05/26/24 10:53:50 AM
#27
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Sheesh

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TopicTrump actually gets BOOED by the Libertarians
AgentCoulson
05/26/24 5:17:07 AM
#2
He started smiling immediately. Like he couldn't even take himself seriously.

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TopicBoogie2988 spotted with nobody at booth at a comic con
AgentCoulson
05/26/24 5:11:54 AM
#18
Gwynevere posted...
SALAD DODGING

I... I don't know what this means.

Zikten posted...
He used to make comedic youtube videos. He played a character named Francis who was a total nerd and prone to raging out about video games or other nerd stuff. Like in one video he plays Magic the Gathering and ends up flipping the table in a rage quit


So like the AVGN guy. That doesn't sound too b-

He stopped doing that and now just is the source of drama. One time someone came to his house to fight and he shot a gun into the air

metralo posted...
morbidly obese racist, sexist, dating someone 20+ years younger than him, bankrupt, etc


Well shit lol

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Topicyoutubes new UI is AWFUL
AgentCoulson
05/26/24 5:08:07 AM
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Why fix what isn't broken? Then again I said the same thing when YouTube changed from it's original format. Maybe it'll grow on me...

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TopicJake Lloyd. Hayden Christensen. Ahmed Best. Kelly Tran.
AgentCoulson
05/26/24 2:06:47 AM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
mark hamil's live action career went nowhere so he switched to voiceovers

Mark was doing voice work before he was in Star Wars.

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TopicJake Lloyd. Hayden Christensen. Ahmed Best. Kelly Tran.
AgentCoulson
05/26/24 1:43:42 AM
#21
Baron_Ox posted...
looking at his Wiki, it seems like Hayden has been acting every year since ep. 3 came out.

he just didn't really have any real big roles after it, with the exception of Jumper(?).

idk if I'd blame that on SW, though.


Curious that everyone just ignored this.

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TopicWhen Anakin/Vader died
AgentCoulson
05/26/24 1:02:35 AM
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Leave it to Scotty to spoil the death of one of the greatest villains of all time.

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TopicBoogie2988 spotted with nobody at booth at a comic con
AgentCoulson
05/26/24 12:01:25 AM
#12
I forget. Who is this guy again?

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Topic$50 Billion or GOD grants you one wish.
AgentCoulson
05/25/24 1:44:36 AM
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That is certainly a take...

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Topic$50 Billion or GOD grants you one wish.
AgentCoulson
05/23/24 5:55:16 AM
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I wish to be omnipotent. Then I use my omnipotence to win the lottery. I use the money to pay back the loan I took to buy my place, then cancel my electric and internet bills. I leave the place to my roommate after making sure he will always have electricity and internet. I leave the rest of my money to my mother. Then I leave. I'd look for or create a planet similar to earth that I could plop my new home on and I live there in peace for the rest of eternity.

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TopicTrump aide promises of reelected, Trump will ban porn in US.
AgentCoulson
05/23/24 2:15:32 AM
#91
Trump aide promises of reelected, Trump will ban porn in US.

He's gone too far this time!

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TopicPeter Bennett (SpongeBob SquarePants artist) has passed away
AgentCoulson
05/22/24 7:00:48 PM
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Damn R.I.P.

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TopicLet's Think Up Some Movie Titles About Trump!
AgentCoulson
05/22/24 2:30:00 AM
#12
2 Fat 2 Ignorant

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Topic$10,000,000 but Trump now has the one ring of power.
AgentCoulson
05/20/24 9:47:55 PM
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I get $10,0000,00 and I don't have to look at Trump's ugly mug ever again? I see no downsides to this deal.

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Topic*ding dong*... "oh shit, it's Trump outside!"
AgentCoulson
05/20/24 2:30:29 AM
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I close the door in his face and then I go use both of my bathrooms.

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TopicI am going to be the first man to tame and ride a wild tiger
AgentCoulson
05/19/24 10:01:09 AM
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GeraldDarko posted...
I am going to be the first man to tame and ride a wild tiger

He wasn't.

Do I get b7 for hornyposting now?

He did.

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TopicMan interviewing for Police job admits to abusing girl, gets convicted
AgentCoulson
05/19/24 8:50:06 AM
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I'm curious about two things. The article doesn't say how old the victim was. Just that Mr. Bodley as around 14 years old (a child) when it started. It makes me think the victim had to be in the single digits which is disgusting.

The other thing is what was on that application that made him think it was time to confess his sins and that he'd be immune to punishment once doing so? ike I don't know what's usually on a police application so the only thing I can think of is maybe it asked if he'd ever committed or been convicted of a crime in the past and he thought it was a safe space? Or maybe he just thought thought he was untouchable for some reason. I've met far too many people who thought they were because of their connections.

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TopicYou go to work tomorrow and they say 'Hey, come meet the new safety inspector'
AgentCoulson
05/19/24 8:20:42 AM
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"Welcome to the United States Postal Service. I know you'll fit right in here..."

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TopicHow did Gordon never suspect Bruce of being Batman?
AgentCoulson
05/18/24 11:23:12 PM
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Jim is aware that Bruce is Batman but chooses not to acknowledge it.

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TopicDonald Trump leaves something in his will, what will you do with it?
AgentCoulson
05/18/24 8:22:41 AM
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I ask them all to change a lightbulb. Should keep them occupied for a few decades.

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