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Uh. How do these completely worthless segments help out the industry? They waste time and take away from other stars. That's like saying the Diva Search helped out the industry because it was something new.

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Honestly, I probably would've stuck with Maria so we could survive and I could make her go BOOMSHUCKALUCKA and HOWL AT THE MOON.

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I couldn't play today! I should be able to tomorrow, providing the game doesn't continue refusing to let me proceed with it.

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I feel like I've seen this RyBack match before.

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lol Sin Cara's theme is remixed. What?

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And what would be more evil than not making a move this time, only to do it the game after!? And I think that's part of the challenge anyway. Being able to murder when everyone assumes you will be crafty as hell.

But yeah, if you have school that's in the way, I would probably not advise playing.

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Pfft. Not being able to be trusted is such a lame excuse.

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I should be in the honorary VIP spot.

You redneck white trash.

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I like that idea.

Now how many roles do you have?

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See, I always liked Hagakure. I knew he had something awesome inside him.

Also, Hagakure doesn't care he lost his meal. He doesn't care that he discovered aliens. He just cares that this guy ripped him off of his 100% meat hamburger.

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How is the character thing going to work this time? Is it all randomized or do you get to pick or what?

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Does the whole "If you vote wrong three times, you're gone" thing still happen? Because I think that hurt the game because it was less about achieving victory through murder and more about making sure people voted wrong three times.

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Are you planning on changing anything about the basics of the game?

I can't remember at all from the post-game topic.

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Dangan Ronpa is a Japanese-only video game that is being translated into English with full pictures from the game! It's basically a story with a bunch of talented students who are all locked up in a school by Monobear. The only way they can leave is by killing one of their fellow students and getting away with it during a trial. So it plays like a visual novel murder mystery game. It's fascinating and great, and everyone should read it.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3447397&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

New update!

Also, Hagakure the f***ing best.

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One more

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Yeah, I'd say that's one of the things that just made me go "f*** this show". If I have to tune in and dedicate thirty minutes of my time that ultimately amounts to absolutely nothing and honestly is embarrassingly bad and unentertaining, I'm not going to bother. At least when FCW and WWE have bad segments, they usually mean something, even if a little. This just meant absolutely nothing in every aspect. Why even bother with this crap? Especially when the fans are getting involved and actively seem like they want to see more of this guy, and then they just say "No, nevermind. We're not going to let you see him again." Just... what's the point?

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Guess what guys?

This is the very first rage quit of my playthrough!

After spending forty-five minutes trying to uncover the 10 hidden symbiotes I need in order to succeed this mission, I found only six.

I am being tame as I type this, but rest assured that I'm very pissed that it feels like my time has been wasted with this bulls*** glitchy game.

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What time is it?

It's time to suffer through some Web of Shadows!

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This deserves a bump.

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Get your face ready to swallow a hot load of good times.

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Concerning Green Lantern, I followed from Re-Birth (well, a little after Re-Birth, but I caught up) and then went through Darkest Knight before falling out of comics again.

So I'm pretty up to date. Is there anything I ought to know about Green Lantern with the DC reboot? The guy said that Green Lantern wasn't changed a great deal.

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He isn't into Batman. He just said that people have said they're into Detective Comics more than the rest except for maybe Batwing and Nightwing.

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Alright, so I decided to get back into comics again today.

What I picked up:

Secret Avengers #27
Detective Comics #6-8
Amazing Spider-Man #686
Green Lantern #9
Deadpool #55

From talking to the very cool guy at my comic shop, I decided to be tentative and and not grab any of the other Green Lanterns and Batmans.

I literally only picked up Secret Avengers because I saw that Taskmaster was going to be showing up soon.

And I got Spider-Man to see if he's still "pretty good".

Any suggestions I will probably take into consideration if anyone has them!

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Let's see if we can get more views here.

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EVO2013

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This is still amazing. Brings me back, man.



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Lopen posted...

I'm not sure where they get their "Tensai failed to impress" statistic from exactly. Like who are the judges, here?

Probably from the fact that he literally gets no reaction. And then when people do bother to make any noise during his matches, it's to chant "Aaaaaaalbert". He's the most boring thing to watch live, I promise you.

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Wow, Kaitlyn.

Whatever she's doing, she has to change it because she does not look good.

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The only good thing to come out of the purgatory:



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I thought it was absurdly fun, yes.

Groose da man.

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Season 6 sucked because despite being a show "all about the characters" it wasn't at all about them and was just a big dumb metaphor for good and evil and everything in between. The entire purgatory stuff was a complete waste of time. And then any answers they had were a big fat disappointment in the way they presented them and showed that they didn't even f***ing care about that aspect of the show and just felt like telling their stupid story about their Jacob and Man in Black that everyone would have completely s*** on had it been in any previous season.

Also, Jin had a mother f***ing child and could have lived god f***ing damnit Jesus.

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Remember how the entire alternate timeline/purgatory was created entirely for the sole purpose of providing a pointless plot twist?

Good times.

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Tensai failed to impress WWE officials in his pinfall victory over John Cena on the April 16 Raw SuperShow in London, England and was deemed "a flop" as a result. He was initially pegged to face Cena at the company's Over the Limit and No Way Out pay-per-view events but his poor showing in the main event match led to his push being curtailed and Big Show taking his place. WWE also canceled plans for summer live events to be headlined by Tensai and John Laurinaitis vs. Cena, instead replacing the former tattoo artist with Big Show.

Though Tensai has yet to be defeated on television, he suffered his first pinfall loss before a WWE crowd in a dark match following Monday's Raw SuperShow—to Cena. He is being largely relegated to WWE Superstars while his character is retooled. He has already undergone tweaks as he appeared sans robe, competed more aggressively and had his named modified within the past two weeks. More changes could be in the works as there was talk this past week of additional modifications.

Source: lordsofpain

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Watch where you going ya fool.

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Iron Patriot

What the f*** is going on?

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After these first very hard questions, Wolverine says that Spider-Man brought some friends... the insane people! HOWDY DOO! However, if I kill them, I get Black points. But if I kill them, I get Red points. No, I'm seriously. This game just arbitrarily decides what points to give you when you beat up these things in this fight. And if you accidentally hit Wolverine, you lose ten points. And it is really f***ing easy to hit Wolverine. Only I get my ass kicked by Wolverine. Son of a b****. Luckily, when I lose it sends me right back to the part where the other enemies show up.

3) Where did you first wear the black suit?
a) In the shower
b) Battleworld
c) To a costume party
d) Not your business

I get this one wrong. Whoops!

4) Who declined joining the New Avengers?
a) Luke Cage
b) Captain America
c) Daredevil
d) Enough talk

I get this one wrong too. Damnit.

5) What is Critical Mass?
a) A mutant
b) A video game
c) Kingpin
d) I said fight

6) Who served us roast and pie?
a) Jean Grey
b) Aunt May
c) Tony Stark
d) Let's end this

And there you go. All questions. I did not do well. I don't know if there is a difference if you do well or don't do well. Wolverine has a tonof badass attacks though. Pretty awesome, honestly. But they decide to stop fighting so Wolverine can help Spider-Man hunt down who is infected with his nose.

We cut to later where there's a bunch of random people standing around. Wolverine leans against the wall, because he's cool you know, and he says that there's a bunch of them over there. Spidey asks "over where" and Wolverine walks up to the group and takes out his claws. The people all immediately go nuts and infected. Wolverine suggests that Spider-Man turn on his black suit and charge up his symbiote powers. I do so and they all suddenly go crazy again. We fight and Wolverine says he doesn't get how Spidey can have that alien ring worm in his body, and he says "It's not like that!" The phrase "It's not like that!" has been used at least two dozen times so far. Wolverine gets stuck running to the next spot. So how do they fix this? They have him claw the f*** out of anything in his way. He also hurts you if you're close.

Anyway, we beat all of these fights and we get Wolverine as an ally! Also, no idea why Wolverine is randomly in New York fighting these things except for "WOLVERINE IS COOL". My alignment has been royally f***ed due to this fight, btw.

And now I'm done for the day!

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Okay, this is where THE PLOT THICKENS!

I go to that safehouse or whatever that was discussed before. I beat up Kingpin's guys, who we finally get a hilarious close up of their armors. Let me just show this off for you.



It's fanart, but it's identical to the game. How f***ing ridiculous, right? You're on a roof top when all of a sudden... some insane looking civilians start crawling up after Spider-Man and Kingpin's guys and start beating them up OH NO! They keep getting torn apart and Spider-Man must defeat them. He keeps saying "They're acting so strange!" and stuff as they disappear into a fine goo on the ground. Anyway, after beating enough, Spidey throws one of them off the ledge and a squad of police officers tell Spider-Man to stop attacking the people and stand down! Spidey runs away and says "First I'm attacked, and now I'm being shot at!? That's so not fair." F***ING HAHA SPIDER-MAN! These things are very obviously not people by how they keep disappearing into goo and walking on all fours all crazy like.

I get back to Moon Knight who is F***ING PISSED. He says "You have much to answer for." and says that he saw him throwing people off buildings. Spidey says that he had to do it, but doesn't f***ing say why. So Moon Knight tentatively believes him and says he cannot act this way again.

Spidey: Stop looking at me like that. With your... goobily eyes.
Moon Knight: You worry me Spider-Man.
Spidey: The guy who talks to moon gods is worried about me? Seriously?

Of course, we get another conversation about Spider-Man's black suit. Moon Knight tells him he should focus on getting rid of it, but Spidey says he has it under control and needs to focus on saving the city because he's the only one who gets the symbiotes. So Moon Knight just brushes it off like whatever. Btw, I found a use for my allies! Luke Cage can destroy a f***ing mech in a fast time. Totally remembering that. Anyway, I go back to beating up deranged citizens because the game can't think of anything more meaningful for me to do. Also, the deranged citizens will sometimes (often) get stuck in buildings, so you need to bait them out to fighting you, which only works sometimes. Really.

But after that, there's activity in Hell's Kitchen! Let's go there and check it out! So I get there... and Wolverine leaps at you from on a rooftop! Spider-Man sidesteps and Wolverine literally belly flops onto the pavement below. BEST WOLVERINE EVER. He says Spidey is as annoying as Spider-Man, but he smells different! OH NO! We must fight! So we have a battle... but wait, the fight stops. Wolverine asks me...........

"WHAT ARE YOUR PARENTS' NAMES!?"

...Yup, Trivia with Wolverine, folks. We need to prove we're really Spider-Man now. For extra fun, I'll include the questions here, and you guys can try to answer them!

1) What are [Spider-Man's] parents' names?
a) Richard and Mary
b) Ben and May
c) Herman and Helen
d) Shut up and fight

(Btw, he says "That's not on my online Wikipedia entry!" when he gets it right)

2) Whose killers did [Wolverine and Spider-Man] track in Berlin?
a) Ned Leeds
b) Flash Thompson
c) Harry Osborn
d) No more questions

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Andy Leavine AKA Silent Rage tells all!

On the news of his release from WWE and why it happened: "To be honest, man, I wish I knew the whole story of why I was released. It was one of those things where (John) Laurinaitus called me up and told me I wasn't progressing enough down there at FCW. So, they released me to go out on the independent scene and gain a little experience. ... Yeah (I was released over the phone)."

On what reason he was given for his release: "To be honest with you, for whatever reason, FCW wasn't a good fit for me. I was born and raised in Tampa and it just wasn't a good environment for me. I was only wrestling maybe once every two or three weeks. When you're breaking into something, that's no way to learn. Kind of struggling and whatnot. To be honest with you, I think it was the best thing for me.

On what he plans on doing now that he's been released: "Just go out there and work, man -- have matches. It's the only way you get better at something. Back when I played football, the only way you learned is getting your ass on the fire. That's what I intend to do.

"I've been in contact with a couple of different promotions -- UCW and CPR in Puerto Rico. So, I think I'm going to be heading down to Puerto Rico on the 14th of July. Hopefully, I'll get a chance to work and earn my grit.

On the people he's heard from since his release: "I've heard from Matt from Tough Enough. He gave me a bit of encouragement. He was a really cool guy on the show and he's a cool dude in real life. I heard from a couple of guys from WWE developmental. I talked to Bill DeMott and he encouraged me to keep at it. He said that a lot of people out there liked me, but they want me to go out and get a little more experience.

I'm not sure why Andy Leavine claims he was only wrestling only every few weeks when they constantly do smaller events and shows for FCW. Not only that, you get tons of practice at the actual arena. I'm not sure what he's talking about here. At least WWE realized what I did and saw that he was not improving even the slightest at all.

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You can't put levels into ally! Let me discuss allies a bit.

They kind of suck a lot of the time. They fight, yeah... but they don't kill things that much faster. Plus, they drain your special a lot, which you can use for your super attack to kill things much better.

But now it's time to play more! And I'm very close to the most offensive part of this game! SO GET EXCITED!

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See? If Hagakure died earlier, we wouldn't get a great piece of fanart!

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What a chicken wuss.

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His Sonic Riders Kinect video does a look of dick stuff. I only watched it because it was the first video he made after he created his awful website. One guy posted a legit criticism about his video, and aside from everyone else on his website trashing on him, he somehow managed to look like the most immature one by saying he only disliked the review because he's a Sonic fan and likes bad games among other things (despite him not even saying anything about liking or disliking Sonic). And in that video he apparently screams at a Gamestop employee until he takes back his game because he acts as though he is that entitled to a refund of it, like it was that bad of a game that he clearly barely even played.

And then there's that one Spike TV Movie Awards video in which he goes to the event one year to interview the Gametrailers head guy (Kevin something) and the guy blows him off to say hello to celebrities and stuff because Angry Joe was very clearly being a doucher over it all until Joe just walks away upset. It was highly amusing to see him stuffed, honestly.

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Where he screams and yells like a petulant child, lacks any respect for his own fanbase and trashes on them if they disagree, steals the coding from other websites (Giant Bomb) for his own crappy one, acts as if hie deserves any sort of respect at all constantly by being an ass to people in the gaming industry and workers at Gamestop, and failing to be funny. Constantly. He's also horribly inaccurate in some of his videos.

He's really a terrible person, honestly.

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I'm pretty sure that website is a joke.

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Okay guys, I'm seriously getting pissed off every time I see that Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter commercial. It's the FCW theme playing during it! Listen to it! It's driving me crazy!



F*** you stock music.

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Uh, I wasn't a replace for a schizo in SSBM mafia.

I was some scum team member. I can't remember what.

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So I need to find that glider component, right? I get f***ing macked by a group of them while I was web slinging and guess what? I get nothing when I beat them. However, I see a group of them are attacking Moon Knight's area. He's standing there and I take care of all of them except ones. One of them was literally stuck inside of the Moon Copter. That was hilarious. I punched him to death and got the part so... score one for the home team, I guess.

I talk to Moon Knight and says he'll check it out. However, he thinks they're going to rob the Daily Bugle. He asks if Spider-Man is familiar with it. Spidey says "Uh, do you read the newspaper?" Moon Knight does not even acknowledge that. lol

I go to the Daily Bugle and it's day time again! Spidey sees police cars heading to the court house and I guess that's where the action is. Now this sucks. First, you need to beat a bunch of enemies. Easy. And then you need to avoid enemies to get the bombs on the court house and bring them to a little bomb disarming vehicle. You strap it to your back and then when you're not even close, it kind of levitates off of Spider-Man and into the vehicle. Yeah, I don't get it. But after that, you have to destroy two mechs. Which sucks because the most damaging way of hurting them is to throw cars at them. Here's some problems with this! First, you can only aim the car BEFORE you throw it. So you need to stand where you want it thrown. Second, you drop the car if you are shot at. Third, there are very few cars here. So it sucks. I get by with Spidey's special attack where he webs them up then dash strikes the enemy from all angles.

Anyway, I go back and Moon Knight is going to find more bases while Spidey goes and investigates another. Spidey rambles on, and Moon Knight pretends to be interested with one word responses. lol

Anyway, we get to the secret base to find a new villain: Vulture! Okay, so let me make note that there are only seven Spider-Man villains in this game (if you want to count Kingpin). Vulture in this game is kind of a boss. He's his elder self, but with razor sharp techno-wings. It's cool. This fight is actually pretty cool, to the game's credit. You have to basically fight Vulture in the air and keep bouncing off other enemies in order to get to him. There's also a QTE event at the end in which Spider-Man is fighting Vulture in the air. It's pretty cool. All of the failures are a variant of Spider-Man falling to the ground and flailing his arms as if there is no possible way that he could stop himself from falling to the ground as Spider-Man. After squashing Vulture into the ground, we get another good and bad choice. Spidey webs Vulture to a wall and laughs about his own bad jokes in his own Spider-Man: Web of Shadows way. Anyway, if I'm evil, I get Vulture as an ally now. I don't know why he would work for me... Doesn't really make sense. Just humiliated him.

More back and forth with Spidey and Moon Knight... and now I have to knock out some of Kingpin's staging areas. But that's all for today! PROGRESS!

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Starting this up RIGHT NOW.

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