Board 8 > What's the least profitable business to start?

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Bossman_Coolguy
09/05/25 6:52:09 PM
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Just throw the ideas out there. I imagine most pizza joints probably won't cut it

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MarkS2222222222
09/05/25 6:55:02 PM
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Any business with 0 profit will be tied for least. Please rethink your question, k?

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Bossman_Coolguy
09/05/25 6:55:51 PM
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No

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Mobilezoid
09/05/25 6:55:58 PM
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Video rental places

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Bossman_Coolguy
09/05/25 6:56:50 PM
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Damn that sounds awful for sure

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Lopen
09/05/25 7:11:47 PM
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You want the thing with the highest startup costs and the lowest sales to start so you'd probably be looking at some sort of biomedical research company unless you were wanting something that could be started by some random entrepreneur guy with a vision

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Uglyface2
09/05/25 7:14:14 PM
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I'd say a bar or a restaurant. Lots of up-front costs, lots of licenses, and pretty thin margins until you build a regular clientele.
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Underleveled
09/05/25 7:21:54 PM
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Uglyface2 posted...
I'd say a bar or a restaurant. Lots of up-front costs, lots of licenses, and pretty thin margins until you build a regular clientele.
This makes me want to say a personal training center for similar reasons.

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Dedf1sh
09/05/25 8:02:59 PM
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A place where you pay your customers to come in.

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junk_funk
09/05/25 8:11:21 PM
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French Fry Salad restaurant.

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BlueCrystalTear
09/05/25 8:36:24 PM
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trdl23
09/05/25 8:36:40 PM
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Airline tbhhhhhhhhh

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Meow1000
09/05/25 8:39:40 PM
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There's a reason most restaurants and similar fold within 3 years.

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Lopen
09/05/25 9:49:28 PM
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trdl23 posted...
Airline tbhhhhhhhhh

This is actually the right answer I think

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Raka_Putra
09/05/25 10:14:31 PM
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TV company

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Zachnorn
09/06/25 12:50:01 AM
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MarkS2222222222 posted...
Any business with 0 profit will be tied for least. Please rethink your question, k?
Profit = revenue - expenses. "Least profitable" has no floor. Below 0 profit, that's a loss, or in other words, less profit than 0 profitability.

Please rethink your answer, k?

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Bossman_Coolguy
09/06/25 1:00:04 AM
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Lopen posted...
You want the thing with the highest startup costs and the lowest sales to start so you'd probably be looking at some sort of biomedical research company unless you were wanting something that could be started by some random entrepreneur guy with a vision
Well I mean I was thinking like a one person thing...like say I wanted to open a pizza joint for instance

Anyway airlines pretty much is gate kept from everyone else since the big 4 or so just snuffs shit out besides like spirit if you really like a shit flight

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Lopen
09/06/25 1:08:39 AM
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One person thing is probably whatever resale job you can think of that has the most valuable inventory-- and the inventory has to lose value if not sold which is why I think something like video rental store (not that these exist anymore, but like a comic book/trading card/hobby shop would be similar) is wrong.

I actually don't think it's restaurant because I don't think the initial on hand inventory demand is as high-- I know people who have middling income who have successfully started food trucks. A grocery or general store maybe? That's where my mind is.

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Xtlm
09/06/25 3:14:06 AM
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Fresh baked human poop pie stand that requires mandatory free slice consumption before every purchase.

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NFUN
09/06/25 3:24:10 AM
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Little Caesar's in Naples

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GenesisSaga
09/06/25 4:07:41 AM
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Xtlm posted...
Fresh baked human poop pie stand that requires mandatory free slice consumption before every purchase.

I must be slap happy from staying up too late because this made me laugh for half a minute straight

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MarkS2222222222
09/06/25 4:19:06 AM
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Zachnorn posted...
Profit = revenue - expenses. "Least profitable" has no floor. Below 0 profit, that's a loss, or in other words, less profit than 0 profitability.

Please rethink your answer, k?

K... so you're implying a loss is a type of profit... um.................. k?

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NFUN
09/06/25 5:41:39 AM
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MarkS2222222222 posted...
K... so you're implying a loss is a type of profit... um.................. k?
is this a bit?

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Colegreen_c12
09/06/25 7:35:21 AM
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NFUN posted...
is this a bit?

He's actually right in the wrong way. You can have a negative profit but you would not be considered profitable.
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NFUN
09/06/25 7:48:45 AM
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Colegreen_c12 posted...
He's actually right in the wrong way. You can have a negative profit but you would not be considered profitable.
making zero profit would also not be "profitable" so

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Colegreen_c12
09/06/25 7:51:10 AM
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NFUN posted...
making zero profit would also not be "profitable" so

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Lopen
09/06/25 8:32:49 AM
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Mark2222222222222222222 is failing to parse that least profitable implies greatest operating margin loss and being proud of his inability to do that.

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notdave
09/06/25 8:52:42 AM
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mining
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foolm0r0n
09/06/25 8:54:40 AM
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Lopen posted...
I know people who have middling income who have successfully started food trucks
Food trucks have 1 or 2 orders of magnitude less startup and labor cost than a restaurant, which is why restauranteurs do them before opening a brick & mortar.

There's also an interpretation of "least profitable" which includes the chance that you will make profit. If you have high startup cost but your chance of making it back is good, then it's profitable even if it will take a while. Like buying real estate or something.

Restaurants have high startup and labor cost AND low chance of ever turning a profit so it's gotta be that.

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LiquidOshawott
09/06/25 11:37:38 AM
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I could see an argument for something like a local game store/comic book one over a restaurant

mainly those though stand out

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Heroic_Bigpun
09/06/25 12:03:33 PM
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For some reason Movie Theater came to mind

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Zachnorn
09/06/25 4:21:22 PM
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MarkS2222222222 posted...
K... so you're implying a loss is a type of profit... um.................. k?
Um... Yes? A loss is negative profit.

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Chaeix
09/06/25 4:26:24 PM
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whatever business user greengravy starts

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Bossman_Coolguy
09/06/25 9:22:07 PM
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Greengravy?

Never heard of him

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