Poll of the Day > Farts - Gross or Funny?

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Damn_Underscore
03/19/25 7:49:54 AM
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Which side of the aisle are you on?

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Dreepapult
03/19/25 7:53:17 AM
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Really need a both options choice

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Damn_Underscore
03/19/25 7:57:44 AM
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Dreepapult posted...
Really need a both options choice

The question is which side of the aisle are you on. You have to decide on one or not vote

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papercup
03/19/25 8:45:05 AM
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Gross

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adjl
03/19/25 8:52:35 AM
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Yes.

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OneEyedShinobi
03/19/25 9:17:22 AM
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I'm immature so sometimes I will laugh.

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SinisterSlay
03/19/25 9:39:43 AM
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Both.
And neither. They aren't gross and they aren't funny. They are a natural process that can't be controlled so easily.

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ParanoidObsessive
03/19/25 3:16:32 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
The question is which side of the aisle are you on. You have to decide on one or not vote

Still needs a both options choice.

They can be funny in context. They can also be incredibly unfunny in context. They aren't necessarily gross in a fictional narrative (though they can be, in certain contexts), but they can be extremely gross in real life if someone's farting close to you and you're gagging on the smell.

Which side of the aisle the answer lies on depends entirely on the scenario in which the fart is occurring.

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agesboy
03/19/25 3:19:55 PM
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acceptable with family

can be either with friends

try not to with strangers

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Salrite
03/19/25 3:26:52 PM
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One hundred percent funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTMeqmbegqY
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OhhhJa
03/19/25 3:42:14 PM
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Funny when I do it. Not funny when others do it
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MICHALECOLE
03/19/25 3:50:00 PM
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Its only funny if its accidental. Any purposeful farts or fart noises are not funny
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Dikitain
03/19/25 4:10:33 PM
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I have essentially no sense of smell, so they are always funny to me.

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Flappers
03/19/25 7:58:30 PM
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What even are we as humans if we cannot laugh at the occasional fart or dick joke?

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Salrite
03/19/25 8:36:39 PM
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Flappers posted...
What even are we as humans if we cannot laugh at the occasional fart or dick joke?

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pedro45
03/19/25 8:37:36 PM
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I fart a ton in the morning. It's hilarious

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Glob
03/19/25 8:46:13 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
The question is which side of the aisle are you on. You have to decide on one or not vote

Then I decide to not vote.
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OhhhJa
03/19/25 8:55:02 PM
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pedro45 posted...
I fart a ton in the morning. It's hilarious
Dude yeah, mornings are insane for me. And for whatever reason stuff is funnier in the mornings. Probably because I'm rested and the day hasn't sucked yet
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Salrite
03/19/25 10:53:46 PM
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fishy071
03/20/25 12:42:03 AM
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I don't find them funny at all.

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Flappers
03/20/25 1:13:20 AM
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Fun Fact: The first recorded joke in history is a fart joke. It goes:
"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

The context has been lost, but it was probably really funny to the Sumerians.

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GGuirao13
03/20/25 3:58:17 AM
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Both.

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TimeForAction
03/20/25 5:19:31 AM
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I remember 20+ years was watching Spider-Man in theaters on opening night. The theater was full of course. In that brief moment between the previews and the film, when the screen goes black, the sound goes silent everyone shuts the hell up, some dude let one rip that damn near shook the room. The entire theater busted out laughing as it actually was kinda funny. I still think about it often and usually when I go to the theater.

Goes to show you never know the kind of impact you leave on people
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hockey7318
03/20/25 6:07:22 AM
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I thought they were funny before my daughter started to come sit in my lap just to fart on me and then run away giggling. Now I think they're hilarious and gross.
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KJ_StErOiDs
03/20/25 8:50:20 AM
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Gross or annoying if theyre coming from others. Relaxing, even pleasant if theyre my own. But Id never describe them as funny.

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OhhhJa
03/20/25 9:23:03 AM
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Lighten up and live a little. Enjoy those goofy horn noises coming from your ass. Breathe them in wholly
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OneEyedShinobi
03/20/25 9:35:14 AM
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Flappers posted...
Fun Fact: The first recorded joke in history is a fart joke. It goes:
"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

The context has been lost, but it was probably really funny to the Sumerians.
There was a composer who found farts funny.

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OneEyedShinobi
03/20/25 9:39:31 AM
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TimeForAction posted...
I remember 20+ years was watching Spider-Man in theaters on opening night. The theater was full of course. In that brief moment between the previews and the film, when the screen goes black, the sound goes silent everyone shuts the hell up, some dude let one rip that damn near shook the room. The entire theater busted out laughing as it actually was kinda funny. I still think about it often and usually when I go to the theater.

Goes to show you never know the kind of impact you leave on people
One-time when I was a wee one, we had a programme where the students ere singing. One moment when everyone was quiet, one of my class makes lets out a fart, making the bleachers vibrate.

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Olld-Onne
03/20/25 2:16:48 PM
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Flappers posted...
Fun Fact: The first recorded joke in history is a fart joke. It goes:
"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

The context has been lost, but it was probably really funny to the Sumerians.
That joke sounds dark.

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KalloFox34
03/20/25 3:10:57 PM
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Like anything else, depends on the context and the skill of the writer.

OneEyedShinobi posted...
There was a composer who found farts funny.
He also wrote a song called "Leck mich im arsch," which translates to "Lick me in the ass."

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Roachmeat
03/20/25 3:41:29 PM
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'Funny'

The louder the funnier.

Once a fart becomes gross then it would automatically fall into 'needs medical attention' and then it isn't funny anyway.

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wwinterj25
03/20/25 3:45:25 PM
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I don't care how immature it is but I do find farts funny. The smell? On my own brand. Even more so in a confided space.

https://youtu.be/57Ul0qSQgeA?si=4Jpfa6FDaoEKN0vj

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OhhhJa
03/25/25 9:20:32 AM
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Salrite
03/26/25 4:03:29 PM
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OhhhJa posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6c0d4719.jpg

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JixHedgehog
03/26/25 10:01:26 PM
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Comedy 101 : Farts will always be funny
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