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andylt
02/24/24 6:42:06 PM
#1:


Beat this today, making an excuse to discuss the game. I saw an old topic and people were split back then, some seeing little of value in Hat and others calling it better than Mario Odyssey! I wouldn't go as far as that but I had a fun time with the game. I wish it was a longer experience, and there's not much in the way of challenge, but there's a lot of charm here. IMO Chapters 2 and 3 have the best writing, premise, music, and overall fun factor (though the DJ Grooves levels in 2 let that chapter down).

Not sure if I'll get the DLC, I've heard mixed things.

Subcon > Birds > Alpine > Mafia

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th3l3fty
02/24/24 6:48:57 PM
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Subcon > Alpine > Mafia > Birds > Nyakuza >> Arctic

the DJ Grooves levels are the worst ones in the main game, but the cruise has one that's just unforgivably bad

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KateMarsh
02/24/24 6:49:27 PM
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Alright, let me dig up my write-up after beating it from... three years ago, man time flies.

Sooo, based on how this board had spoken of this game in the past, I was expecting a masterpiece. I... didn't get that. I sure do have a lot of thoughts, but let's start with the good. I love how this was clearly a throwback to N64/PSX/Game Cube/PS2 era 3D platformers. The style, level design, characters, even animation were all reminiscent of those times, while looking just crisp enough to be on new platforms. The level design was great. Honestly, it reminded me a lot of Super Mario Sunshine (and I don't just mean the Time Warp levels, but the influence is particularly blatant in those), and, despite my gripes with the game that I will get to, I will probably recommend this to a friend who really, really loves that game. The music was fantastic. As a music lover, this is always a huge plus for me in any game I play, but particularly in platformers it seems to affect me the most. The humor was spot-on. It wasn't laugh-your-ass-off hilarious or anything, but I really appreciate when a game (or really any piece of media, but especially a game) can so pointedly and deliberately not take itself seriously. The characters, dialogue, and scenarios were so ridiculous that the game didn't just serve as a throwback to early 3D platformers; it was practically a parody of them. Mustache Girl, The Snatcher, DJ Grooves and The Conductor were all great, memorable characters.

And now for the bad. The first time I tried to play this game, over a year ago, I started to feel sick very early on (after just five hourglasses). I didn't really think the game was the cause, but because of an almost Pavlov-like reaction, I didn't go back to it. I restarted for this run through and once again, I started to feel sick very quickly. This time I figured it was the game, so my first thought was to turn down the brightness, which helped. So yeah, I had to turn down the game's default brightness to play it without getting sick. Great start. Technically, the game was a mess. The camera sucked. I have no idea how you can mess up a free-roaming camera on a 3D platformer in 2017, but they friggin' did it. The physics, specifically Hat Girl's interactions with objects, terrain, and enemies, were weird. It made it difficult for me to pull off the type of precise acrobatic maneuvers that I'm used to pulling off in, say, a 3D Mario game. These two things combined led to a lot of deaths that I really didn't feel were my fault. Lots of graphical glitches too. This, combined with the bad camera and wonky physics, made for an experience that felt very unpolished. Was that intentional, being a throwback to older games? If so, I didn't like it. A lot of the hourglasses were way too long for just a single hourglass. Murder on the Owl Express comes to mind (even though I loved it), but the biggest offender was the Alpine Skyline, which was just way too big and way too long for its own good. The Disease Has Spread was particularly annoying, basically having to go through the whole giant level all over again for one more hourglass. Oh, and in that level, it didn't autosave after every hourglass like it had done the entire game up until that point. You had to exit the level in order to save. This wasn't made clear to me and I shut the game off after getting two of them, and came back to find the level untouched. This frustrated me so badly that I put the game down for a week. Real nice.

Overall, while I'm glad I played it, I was a bit disappointed and didn't get the experienced I expected and hoped for going in. I can absolutely see what they were going for. There's something there, and even as it is there was plenty of good, but there were just too many flaws and the end result was a game that just didn't quite click as well as it could have. If they had just ironed out the creases, I think this really could have been an all-time stellar 3D platformer. Instead, it's just okay.

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KCF0107
02/24/24 7:01:42 PM
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th3l3fty posted...
but the cruise has one that's just unforgivably bad

I have to assume this is the series of tasks with a time limit. That in particular was just a completely miserable experience

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Bane_Of_Despair
02/24/24 7:08:12 PM
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th3l3fty posted...
Subcon > Alpine > Mafia > Birds > Nyakuza >> Arctic

the DJ Grooves levels are the worst ones in the main game, but the cruise has one that's just unforgivably bad
I didn't play the DLC yet but I generally agree with this, especially the DJ Grooves levels. Choosing to have The Conductor win was such a no brainer

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NBIceman
02/24/24 7:22:39 PM
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Might be my favorite 3d platformer. Alpine might be my favorite 3d platformer level.

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Snake5555555555
02/24/24 7:36:02 PM
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Subcon Forest because it has Queen Vanessa's Manor

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tcaz2
02/24/24 7:55:29 PM
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I never went back and played the stuff they added after launch. I should replay this some time, I really liked it a lot.
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andylt
02/25/24 2:12:26 PM
#9:


a bump in time
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LazyKenny
02/25/24 6:08:43 PM
#10:


Birds > Subcon > Mafia > Alpine.

Haven't touched the DLCs.

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Johnbobb
02/25/24 7:10:50 PM
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Mafia > Alpine > Nyakuza > Cruise > Subcon > Birds

The DJ Grooves levels were very fun for a few minutes but become extremely exhausting, especially on the more difficult challenges

Mafia Town is one of my favorite levels in any platformer and the interactions with the Mafia are the best

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NFUN
02/25/24 7:15:21 PM
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nyakuza > rest because of name

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andylt
02/25/24 7:42:33 PM
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I'm surprised at the Mafia votes. I think it's a fine intro level but aside from the Mafia themselves (who I don't think are as good as Chapter 2 and 3's NPCs) there's nothing drawing me to it. It has the most typical 3D VG Platformer structure of them all, it could easily be an early Mario 64 level... which come to think of it may be the appeal for many! OK never mind.

Nyakuza is an appealing name, this is true.
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MacArrowny
02/25/24 9:38:15 PM
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It voted for level 1. I don't remember the levels super well, other than that I enjoyed that one, particularly the Mario 64-ness of it. I liked the forest too, but I don't recall it to the same extent.

I do remember the train sucking though, so level 2 should be in last imo.

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th3l3fty
02/25/24 9:54:50 PM
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Nyakuza is a good name but the level itself is a massive pain to navigate

...at least they don't make you deliver things between random points in it too

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foolm0r0n
02/25/24 10:36:12 PM
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Birds was the most impactful by far, really pushed the game over the edge. But I think Alpine has the best gameplay. Nyakuza too but as DLC it felt disconnected.

Interesting how even the votes are. Such a great variety in levels. No matter how much people want to compare the controls and physics in this game to Mario, there's no comparison in creativity.

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Bane_Of_Despair
02/25/24 11:15:16 PM
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I don't really think it holds much of a candle to Mario tbh but it's fun for what it is

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andylt
02/26/24 2:07:50 PM
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foolm0r0n posted...
Interesting how even the votes are
poor Arctic Cruise
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th3l3fty
02/26/24 2:41:52 PM
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Arctic Cruise knows what it did

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azuarc
02/26/24 2:49:12 PM
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I would say Alpine if it wasn't so god-awful to navigate.

Subcon and Nyakuza fight for the top. Birds is the worst despite having Train Rush because seriously F the parade and the stealth levels and stuff. Have not played Cruise.

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tcaz2
02/26/24 3:07:48 PM
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azuarc posted...
F the parade and the stealth levels and stuff.

lmao git gud scrub
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Xeybozn
02/26/24 3:14:21 PM
#22:


Nyakuza > Subcon > Alpine > Mafia > Birds >>>>> Cruise

The important thing is that Arctic Cruise is garbage.

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andylt
02/26/24 4:57:54 PM
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Well I won't be getting the Seal the Deal DLC, I suppose (unless the challenges part is good?).

azuarc posted...
F the parade and the stealth levels and stuff.
I'll give you the parade, but Murder on the Owl Express is one of my favs in the whole game!
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KCF0107
02/26/24 4:59:34 PM
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Xeybozn posted...
Nyakuza > Subcon > Alpine > Mafia > Birds >>>>> Cruise

This is probably my ranking as well

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Zigzagoon
02/26/24 5:18:29 PM
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Birds definitely. Conductor is a great character (And Boss fight!) and the levels were fun! :)

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Bane_Of_Despair
02/26/24 5:57:26 PM
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The Conductor is the best character in the game true, followed by The Snatcher

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andylt
02/26/24 6:04:28 PM
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Snatcher is my #1. But I'm glad we all agree owls > penguins.

Zigzagoon posted...
Conductor is a great character (And Boss fight!)
That reminds me, I'll have to look at how the DJ Grooves boss fight goes
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KateMarsh
02/26/24 6:21:01 PM
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andylt posted...
That reminds me, I'll have to look at how the DJ Grooves boss fight goes
I love how none of us got this because the parade level is so stupidly hard.

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KateMarsh
02/26/24 6:23:33 PM
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Bane_Of_Despair posted...
The Conductor is the best character in the game true, followed by The Snatcher
Hmm..... I think I can agree with this.

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foolm0r0n
02/26/24 7:20:43 PM
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I actually loved the parade level and I might have done the DJ Groove fight?

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andylt
02/26/24 8:14:39 PM
#31:


KateMarsh posted...
I love how none of us got this because the parade level is so stupidly hard.
Grooves was actually winning the award for me after I'd first done all the levels. I chose to go back and redo Train Rush to get Conductor the win >_>
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KCF0107
02/27/24 6:11:48 AM
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It has been 6 or so years, but I am pretty sure that my fight was against DJ

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