Poll of the Day > You die and god gives you the choice to reincarnate as 1 nonhuman animal

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Muscles 02/16/24 12:26:12 AM #1:	What would you choose? I was talking about this friends and I have it narrowed down to elephant, hippo, dog/wolf, bear or maybe a bird of prey Most of those things only get fucked with by humans, at least successfully --- Muscles Chicago Bears \| Chicago Blackhawks \| Chicago Bulls \| Chicago Cubs \| NIU Huskies <cite>Muscles posted [p:978869803] in You die an... [t:80697888]...</cite> <quote>What would you choose?I was talking about this friends and I have it narrowed down to elephant, hippo, dog/wolf, bear or maybe a bird of preyMost of those things only get fucked with by humans, at least successfully </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZayKayWill 02/16/24 12:48:18 AM #2:	The honey badger. Cuz I don't give a shit. --- 4/1/2023 - Super Mario Sunshine>>>>Super Mario 64 Not changing my signature until 50 different people tag me and disagree. 5/50 <cite>ZayKayWill posted [p:978870012] in You die an... [t:80697888]...</cite> <quote>The honey badger. Cuz I don't give a shit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ParanoidObsessive 02/16/24 12:52:24 AM #3:	Bonobos, because they've got shit figured out. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo#Sociosexual_behaviour --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family <cite>ParanoidObsessive posted [p:978870050] in You die an... [t:80697888]...</cite> <quote>Bonobos, because they've got shit figured out.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo#Sociosexual_behaviour </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 02/16/24 3:33:42 AM #4:	Dog, but backwards --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:978871204] in You die an... [t:80697888]...</cite> <quote>Dog, but backwards </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Azn_Psycho 02/16/24 4:21:12 AM #5:	Sarcasthma posted... Dog, but backwards --- Blah, blah, blah, and blah. <cite>Azn_Psycho posted [p:978871417] in You die an... [t:80697888]...</cite> <quote>Sarcasthma posted... </cite><quote>Dog, but backwards</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nade_Duck 02/16/24 5:23:04 AM #6:	kim kardashian --- http://i.imgur.com/ElACjJD.gifv "Most of the time, I have a whole lot more sperm inside me than most women do." - adjl <cite>Nade_Duck posted [p:978871716] in You die an... [t:80697888]...</cite> <quote>kim kardashian </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TomNook 02/16/24 6:55:16 AM #7:	Do you possess human intelligence/awareness of the previous human life? Do you get to specify the circumstance/location of the animal you become? These would greatly effect the choice. If none of the above apply, then the answer doesn't matter, because I wouldn't be me at all, and for all I'm concerned, I'm already every animal in the world. If I possess some of the knowledge, I'd pick either a cat with a hot owner, a dog with a hot owner, a horse with a hot owner, a raven or crow, or a dolphin. All depending on how much of the first part is true. --- Bells, bells, bells! <cite>TomNook posted [p:978872303] in You die an... [t:80697888]...</cite> <quote>Do you possess human intelligence/awareness of the previous human life? Do you get to specify the circumstance/location of the animal you become? These would greatly effect the choice.If none of the above apply, then the answer doesn't matter, because I wouldn't be me at all, and for all I'm concerned, I'm already every animal in the world.If I possess some of the knowledge, I'd pick either a cat with a hot owner, a dog with a hot owner, a horse with a hot owner, a raven or crow, or a dolphin. All depending on how much of the first part is true. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muscles 02/16/24 7:08:29 AM #8:	TomNook posted... Do you possess human intelligence/awareness of the previous human life? Do you get to specify the circumstance/location of the animal you become? These would greatly effect the choice. You possess the intelligence of the animal you pick and you don't get to specify the circumstances/location. The question pretty much boils down to which animal do you think lives the best life, like it would suck to be a prey animal for sure. You would be pretty well off as an apex predator or anything that doesn't have any natural predators. Of course everything would be at risk from humans but so are humans so that's a wash. --- Muscles Chicago Bears \| Chicago Blackhawks \| Chicago Bulls \| Chicago Cubs \| NIU Huskies <cite>Muscles posted [p:978872401] in You die an... [t:80697888]...</cite> <quote>TomNook posted... </cite><quote>Do you possess human intelligence/awareness of the previous human life? Do you get to specify the circumstance/location of the animal you become? These would greatly effect the choice.</quote>You possess the intelligence of the animal you pick and you don't get to specify the circumstances/location.The question pretty much boils down to which animal do you think lives the best life, like it would suck to be a prey animal for sure. You would be pretty well off as an apex predator or anything that doesn't have any natural predators. Of course everything would be at risk from humans but so are humans so that's a wash. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 02/16/24 8:00:27 AM #9:	Everyone assuming you get reincarnated as an Earth animal and not like an Altarian spider or a Denobulan lemur or something. --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:978872789] in You die an... [t:80697888]...</cite> <quote>Everyone assuming you get reincarnated as an Earth animal and not like an Altarian spider or a Denobulan lemur or something. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dikitain 02/16/24 8:47:30 AM #10:	Probably a house pet like a cat or a dog. Basically sleep 20 hours a day and play the other 4. ParanoidObsessive posted... Bonobos, because they've got shit figured out. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo#Sociosexual_behaviour I don't think I would want to meet the person who wrote 8 paragraphs and one sentence on bonobo sexual behavior. --- My bookshelf: https://www.goodreads.com/review/list/152760030 Comics: https://leagueofcomicgeeks.com/profile/dikitain <cite>Dikitain posted [p:978873192] in You die an... [t:80697888]...</cite> <quote>Probably a house pet like a cat or a dog. Basically sleep 20 hours a day and play the other 4. ParanoidObsessive posted... </cite><quote>Bonobos, because they've got shit figured out.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonobo#Sociosexual_behaviour</quote>I don't think I would want to meet the person who wrote 8 paragraphs and one sentence on bonobo sexual behavior. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 02/16/24 9:09:26 AM #11:	A pampered house dog <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:978873396] in You die an... [t:80697888]...</cite> <quote>A pampered house dog </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 02/16/24 9:38:16 AM #12:	A house cat/dog seems like an obvious choice, except for the rather large number of domestic cats/dogs that end up on the streets, stuck indefinitely in shelters, or with owners that mistreat them. But then I guess a domestic animal's worst day is pretty typical for a wild animal, so that consideration is more recognizing that it might not work out wonderfully than thinking it'll be worse than being something wild. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:978873778] in You die an... [t:80697888]...</cite> <quote>A house cat/dog seems like an obvious choice, except for the rather large number of domestic cats/dogs that end up on the streets, stuck indefinitely in shelters, or with owners that mistreat them. But then I guess a domestic animal's worst day is pretty typical for a wild animal, so that consideration is more recognizing that it might not work out wonderfully than thinking it'll be worse than being something wild. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muscles 02/16/24 10:02:58 AM #13:	Dikitain posted... Probably a house pet like a cat or a dog. Jen0125 posted... A pampered house dog adjl posted... A house cat/dog seems like an obvious choice, except for the rather large number of domestic cats/dogs that end up on the streets, stuck indefinitely in shelters, or with owners that mistreat them. But then I guess a domestic animal's worst day is pretty typical for a wild animal, so that consideration is more recognizing that it might not work out wonderfully than thinking it'll be worse than being something wild. You can choose to be a dog but that doesn't mean you'll have a good home, or even a home in general, you very well could end up as a stray --- Muscles Chicago Bears \| Chicago Blackhawks \| Chicago Bulls \| Chicago Cubs \| NIU Huskies <cite>Muscles posted [p:978874128] in You die an... [t:80697888]...</cite> <quote>Dikitain posted... </cite><quote>Probably a house pet like a cat or a dog.</quote>Jen0125 posted... </cite><quote>A pampered house dog</quote>adjl posted... </cite><quote>A house cat/dog seems like an obvious choice, except for the rather large number of domestic cats/dogs that end up on the streets, stuck indefinitely in shelters, or with owners that mistreat them. But then I guess a domestic animal's worst day is pretty typical for a wild animal, so that consideration is more recognizing that it might not work out wonderfully than thinking it'll be worse than being something wild.</quote>You can choose to be a dog but that doesn't mean you'll have a good home, or even a home in general, you very well could end up as a stray </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KJ_StErOiDs 02/16/24 10:27:15 AM #14:	If at all, Id hope for the best and go with domesticated cat. But honestly, Id probably just waive the choice and move on to the afterlife. --- "Shhh! Ben, don't ruin the ending!" --Adrian Ripburger, Full Throttle <cite>KJ_StErOiDs posted [p:978874525] in You die an... [t:80697888]...</cite> <quote>If at all, Id hope for the best and go with domesticated cat.But honestly, Id probably just waive the choice and move on to the afterlife. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 02/16/24 11:41:42 AM #15:	An owl --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:978875769] in You die an... [t:80697888]...</cite> <quote>An owl </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pokeking 02/16/24 12:15:23 PM #16:	Survey says: Gorilla --- Within the dream, a journey. <cite>Pokeking posted [p:978876350] in You die an... [t:80697888]...</cite> <quote>Survey says: Gorilla </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pionear 02/16/24 12:29:30 PM #17:	Some kinda Bird of Prey/Raptor, maybe an Eagle, Hawk or Falcon or something. Maybe a Dolphin, since I like living near the Coast... <cite>pionear posted [p:978876650] in You die an... [t:80697888]...</cite> <quote>Some kinda Bird of Prey/Raptor, maybe an Eagle, Hawk or Falcon or something. Maybe a Dolphin, since I like living near the Coast...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 02/16/24 12:36:56 PM #18:	A rabbit. I'd get fuck a lot and eventually eaten. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:978876796] in You die an... [t:80697888]...</cite> <quote>A rabbit. I'd get fuck a lot and eventually eaten. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Devil_May_Cry 02/16/24 12:53:04 PM #19:	Dolphin or An ape. hmmmm probably Chimp since they are the smartest land mammal <cite>Devil_May_Cry posted [p:978877114] in You die an... [t:80697888]...</cite> <quote>Dolphin or An ape.hmmmm probably Chimp since they are the smartest land mammal </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ConfusedTorchic 02/16/24 2:36:11 PM #20:	a cat is the obvious choice you are a small fuzzy soft predator that everyone loves with knife feet even if i was born a stray, it's not hard for a cat to just go somewhere and the person living there just accepts that they now have a pet cat --- see my gundams here https://imgur.com/a/F7xKM5r updated 2/9/24 <cite>ConfusedTorchic posted [p:978879005] in You die an... [t:80697888]...</cite> <quote>a cat is the obvious choiceyou are a small fuzzy soft predator that everyone loves with knife feeteven if i was born a stray, it's not hard for a cat to just go somewhere and the person living there just accepts that they now have a pet cat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zareth 02/16/24 3:26:28 PM #21:	Orangutan, dog, or house cat --- What would Bligh do? <cite>Zareth posted [p:978879914] in You die an... [t:80697888]...</cite> <quote>Orangutan, dog, or house cat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mro1978 02/16/24 4:06:51 PM #22:	house cat --- Iowa Football: just think if we had an average offense <cite>mro1978 posted [p:978880608] in You die an... [t:80697888]...</cite> <quote>house cat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
speedpunk 02/16/24 4:28:11 PM #23:	Crow please. Gonna chill with my murder. --- He/Him <cite>speedpunk posted [p:978880964] in You die an... [t:80697888]...</cite> <quote>Crow please. Gonna chill with my murder. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ParanoidObsessive 02/16/24 6:05:40 PM #24:	Dikitain posted... I don't think I would want to meet the person who wrote 8 paragraphs and one sentence on bonobo sexual behavior. https://franklycurious.com/media/1/20130403-farsidejanegoodall.jpg --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family <cite>ParanoidObsessive posted [p:978882594] in You die an... [t:80697888]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dikitain posted...</cite><quote>I don't think I would want to meet the person who wrote 8 paragraphs and one sentence on bonobo sexual behavior.</quote>https://franklycurious.com/media/1/20130403-farsidejanegoodall.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 02/16/24 8:03:22 PM #25:	speedpunk posted... Crow please. Gonna chill with my murder. Crows are super smart. Maybe I wanna change my vote... --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:978884475] in You die an... [t:80697888]...</cite> <quote>speedpunk posted... </cite><quote>Crow please. Gonna chill with my murder.</quote>Crows are super smart. Maybe I wanna change my vote... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JCvgluvr 02/17/24 2:06:18 AM #26:	Peregrine Falcon --- Please check out my work as a professional voice actor! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC94IV4kaLdG3b3Sx8SluvUw/featured <cite>JCvgluvr posted [p:978888941] in You die an... [t:80697888]...</cite> <quote>Peregrine Falcon </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JOExHIGASHI 02/17/24 11:47:55 AM #27:	Pigeon or crow --- In the long run we are all dead <cite>JOExHIGASHI posted [p:978892999] in You die an... [t:80697888]...</cite> <quote>Pigeon or crow </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlazeAndBlade 02/17/24 8:47:29 PM #28:	Pink panther --- Having a goal is good, but don't let your goal depress you. Goals are meant to inspire. <cite>BlazeAndBlade posted [p:978900365] in You die an... [t:80697888]...</cite> <quote>Pink panther </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PMarth2002 02/17/24 9:01:17 PM #29:	A bird of prey. Eagle or hawk maybe. --- When money talks for the very last time, and nobody walks a step behind When there's only one race, and that's mankind, then we shall be free <cite>PMarth2002 posted [p:978900540] in You die an... [t:80697888]...</cite> <quote>A bird of prey. Eagle or hawk maybe. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 02/18/24 10:06:12 AM #30:	JOExHIGASHI posted... Pigeon or crow Pigeons live a good life NGL Humans just throw fuckin' food everywhere --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:978907273] in You die an... [t:80697888]...</cite> <quote>JOExHIGASHI posted... </cite><quote>Pigeon or crow</quote>Pigeons live a good life NGLHumans just throw fuckin' food everywhere </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VideoboysaysCube 02/18/24 11:21:53 AM #31:	I'll probably pick a bird, because the power of flight would provide a fresh and exhilarating experience. I'd probably go with a crow, because I would like to retain some degree of intelligence. --- This sentence has five words. This sentence has eight words. Only one sentence in this signature is true. <cite>VideoboysaysCube posted [p:978908175] in You die an... [t:80697888]...</cite> <quote>I'll probably pick a bird, because the power of flight would provide a fresh and exhilarating experience. I'd probably go with a crow, because I would like to retain some degree of intelligence. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC 02/18/24 2:17:02 PM #32:	Blue whale. --- The world may be going to Hell, but I am personally awash with convenience. <cite>DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC posted [p:978910594] in You die an... [t:80697888]...</cite> <quote>Blue whale. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blorfenburger 02/18/24 10:39:24 PM #33:	Non human animal? A nazi. Then I would become not a monster and return to a normal human. Ooh rah --- I use inverted controls, I hate fandoms, and I aim to be the Pinball Wizard. I am me. Eat my ass. Vegan btw <cite>Blorfenburger posted [p:978918443] in You die an... [t:80697888]...</cite> <quote>Non human animal? A nazi. Then I would become not a monster and return to a normal human. Ooh rah </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AElaias 02/19/24 9:45:08 PM #34:	Silver Fox. Dark roasted face, forest gray outer fur, and a tail waving like a thick smoke after a conflagration. I will look too cool to want to go back once everyone wishes to give me treats. --- The best preacher is the heart; the best teacher is time; the best book is the world; the best friend is God. - Talmud <cite>AElaias posted [p:978935561] in You die an... [t:80697888]...</cite> <quote>Silver Fox. Dark roasted face, forest gray outer fur, and a tail waving like a thick smoke after a conflagration. I will look too cool to want to go back once everyone wishes to give me treats. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 02/20/24 5:53:58 AM #35:	I think your best choice would be some kind of endangered species. But one of the popular ones, like pandas or tigers, not the kind that nobody cares about such as the lichen weevil. Then you'd have humans trying to protect you. --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:978940029] in You die an... [t:80697888]...</cite> <quote>I think your best choice would be some kind of endangered species. But one of the popular ones, like pandas or tigers, not the kind that nobody cares about such as the lichen weevil. Then you'd have humans trying to protect you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Poll of the Day > You die and god gives you the choice to reincarnate as 1 nonhuman animal