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littlebro07
02/13/24 8:00:07 PM
#1:


https://www.ign.com/articles/ian-mcdiarmid-shares-his-theories-on-whether-emperor-palpatine-has-sex

Picture it now.

His post-Windu-fight face contorting in pleasure as he thrusts himself balls deep screaming UUUUUNNNNLIMITEEEEED POWAHHHHHH

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DrizztLink
02/13/24 8:00:42 PM
#2:


"You... want this. Don't you?"

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Rharyx211
02/13/24 8:01:03 PM
#3:


Somehow...Palpatine fucked.

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EPR-radar
02/13/24 8:01:39 PM
#4:


A new use for Force lightning.

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littlebro07
02/13/24 8:01:40 PM
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Have you ever heard the tragedy of the broken condom?

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ArsGoetia
02/13/24 8:02:17 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wjtxo6gmns0
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Dat_Cracka_Jax
02/13/24 8:03:16 PM
#7:


This guy FUCKS!

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Revisited
02/13/24 8:03:51 PM
#9:


littlebro07 posted...
Picture it now.

His post-Windu-fight face contorting in pleasure as he thrusts himself balls deep screaming UUUUUNNNNLIMITEEEEED POWAHHHHHH
I just burst out laughing at this and my neighbors banged the wall trying to sleep, thanks a lot tc
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Incredible
02/13/24 8:04:24 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebplsBcKDG0

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Wedge_Antilles
02/13/24 8:04:56 PM
#11:


He ****s now?!

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MarbyIsBack
02/13/24 8:05:48 PM
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Revisited posted...
I just burst out laughing at this and my neighbors banged the wall trying to sleep, thanks a lot tc
Actually I think it was their headboard banging against the wall while they're doing the dirty.

Bro Palpatine is your neighbor.

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Waxitron_Gazer
02/13/24 8:07:12 PM
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he probably just wanks and uses the force to y'know shoot it up into some concubine

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Pikachuchupika
02/13/24 8:12:29 PM
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"Oh I'm afraid the deflector shield will not be operational when my friends arrive"
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KogaSteelfang
02/13/24 8:13:46 PM
#15:


Palpatine, Dooku, and Anakin in a room together. Anakin looks to Palpatine, unsure if what to do next.

Palpatine: "Do it!"
*Dooku looks up at him in shock*
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Kradek
02/13/24 8:14:05 PM
#16:


littlebro07 posted...
Picture it now.

No thanks.

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DrizztLink
02/13/24 8:14:37 PM
#17:


KogaSteelfang posted...
Palpatine, Dooku, and Anakin in a room together. Anakin looks to Palpatine, unsure if what to do next.

Palpatine: "Do it!"
*Dooku looks up at him in shock*
Very good, Anakin, very good.

Fill him.

Fill him now.

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008Zulu
02/13/24 8:16:06 PM
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What was his preferred position; Doggy or reverse cowgirl?

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littlebro07
02/13/24 8:22:32 PM
#19:


I wonder what Emperor Sheev The Senate Palpatines kinks are

Hes gotta be into clone stuff

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Fenriswolf
02/13/24 11:14:37 PM
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He did it in Backstroke of the West. Its Jedi Council equivalent, the Presbyterian Church, sent Anakin to seduce him, to "know him at fuck". But Palpatine turned the tables on him and had an affair.

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__aCEr__
02/13/24 11:17:02 PM
#21:


Are you penetrating me, Master Jedi?

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The_Popo
02/13/24 11:19:11 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f6e9b09d.jpg

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SauI_Goodman
02/13/24 11:23:19 PM
#23:


What does his o face look like

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WingsOfGood
02/13/24 11:24:45 PM
#24:


tells her the story of darth plagueis the wise
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Revisited
02/13/24 11:27:59 PM
#25:


Emperor Palpatine might have had sex, but Goofy straight up fucks
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Pitlord_Special
02/13/24 11:29:34 PM
#26:


Execute Order 69

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KiwiTerraRizing
02/13/24 11:30:06 PM
#27:


Could a force user just guide their semen in there?

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mach25687
02/13/24 11:30:35 PM
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https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Sly_Moore

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FF_Redux
02/13/24 11:43:49 PM
#29:


He hooked up with Magneto

https://youtu.be/R-7ybCze-Cg?si=B37Jf5yqa1yrmz_M

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Ricemills
02/13/24 11:50:25 PM
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A force(d) sex with Anakin's mother?

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KogaSteelfang
02/13/24 11:59:39 PM
#31:


Empower Plapatine.
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Baha05
02/14/24 12:01:49 AM
#32:


Im surprised people havent said I am the Senate

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YugiNoob
02/14/24 12:04:28 AM
#33:


SauI_Goodman posted...
What does his o face look like
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/b/bb3834f4.jpg

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mach25687
02/14/24 12:07:07 AM
#34:


FF_Redux posted...
He hooked up with Magneto

https://youtu.be/R-7ybCze-Cg?si=B37Jf5yqa1yrmz_M
lol

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Bosstoise
02/14/24 12:23:04 AM
#35:


Revisited posted...
Emperor Palpatine might have had sex, but Goofy straight up fucks
https://i.imgur.com/UpjBDtX.png

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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
02/14/24 12:24:35 AM
#36:


Nah, he is into cloning.

Even cloned himself a new body. Something about that hand Luke lost even.

Which is still better than the sequel trilogy.


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SauI_Goodman
02/14/24 11:27:02 AM
#37:


YugiNoob posted...
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What has been seen cannot be unseen

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masterpug53
02/14/24 11:38:27 AM
#38:


littlebro07 posted...
His post-Windu-fight face contorting in pleasure as he thrusts himself balls deep screaming UUUUUNNNNLIMITEEEEED POWAHHHHHH

Some of us already got this mental image way back in 2005, in that one shot where the top of Anakin's head is bobbing into frame right at crotch level and Palpatine gutturally moans "THE FORCE IS STRRRRRROOOOOONNG WITH THIS ONE!"

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DisgracefulSins
02/14/24 11:40:35 AM
#39:


There was never any doubt for Papa Palpatine.

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