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Noname13
10/16/23 10:44:35 AM
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https://twitter.com/nocapfights/status/1713709724401799584?s=46&t=o6tIkkSBRz2o_KdlCGVq5A
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ironman2009
10/16/23 10:45:44 AM
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I'm sure that will end well for her. People think their best at bars.

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ArtiRock
10/16/23 10:46:28 AM
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I don't get it...

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bluezero
10/16/23 10:46:54 AM
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ArtiRock posted...
I don't get it...
6ft tall meme

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ai123
10/16/23 10:48:59 AM
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No. It's just a joke.

99% of these things are just jokes or skits.

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roos1046_Reborn
10/16/23 10:52:30 AM
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I figured she was measuring weiners.

This is disappointing.

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Damn_Underscore
10/16/23 10:55:04 AM
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Trick her by standing on your top toes when she pulls the measuring tape up

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Lordgold666
10/16/23 11:51:26 AM
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Someone bring a scale next time

Lets see how this works when it comes to something that is 100% within ones control

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ai123
10/16/23 11:53:12 AM
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Lordgold666 posted...
Someone bring a scale next time

Lets see how this works when it comes to something that is 100% within ones control

Don't tell this guy it's not 100% within his control:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/1/AAdkcxAAE6ol.jpg

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A_Good_Boy
10/16/23 11:54:19 AM
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roos1046_Reborn posted...
I figured she was measuring weiners.

This is disappointing.


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Ararararagi
10/16/23 11:55:24 AM
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Lordgold666 posted...
Someone bring a scale next time
Would have been a funny twist.

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Cocytus
10/16/23 11:56:12 AM
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Run the other way guys.

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MatzoTov
10/16/23 11:56:44 AM
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So this is fine, but I bring a scale and everyone loses their minds?

EDIT: FUCK, someone already made that joke.

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MICHALECOLE
10/16/23 11:58:37 AM
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Oh okay so she can bring a measuring tape but when I bring a scale Im a jerk
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MICHALECOLE
10/16/23 11:58:48 AM
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Oh damn somebody already made this joke!
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potdnewb
10/16/23 12:07:14 PM
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id respond with a tailors tape measure and start checking cup sizes

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LordMarshal
10/16/23 12:09:19 PM
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She must think shes really attractive. Good for her.

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GeraldDarko
10/16/23 12:10:53 PM
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Another fake video to be outraged over

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Naysaspace
10/16/23 12:13:01 PM
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Fake and (banned)!
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Lordgold666
10/16/23 2:10:27 PM
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ai123 posted...
Don't tell this guy it's not 100% within his control:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/1/AAdkcxAAE6ol.jpg
lmao

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Notti
10/19/23 5:35:42 AM
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LordMarshal posted...
She must think shes really attractive. Good for her.


Ha. Many dudes will hit anything.

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Cuticrusader09
10/19/23 5:54:20 AM
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Unless shes like 510 or something does 6 ft matter?

if you are that height you can eyeball it though.

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Ricemills
10/19/23 5:56:46 AM
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I thought it was to measure something else lol.


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party_animal07
10/19/23 5:57:37 AM
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ai123 posted...
No. It's just a joke.

99% of these things are just jokes or skits.
This. Why would anybody take this seriously.

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loafy013
10/19/23 6:02:08 AM
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party_animal07 posted...
This. Why would anybody take this seriously.
Because people do this stuff seriously and claim "it's just a joke" when they called out for being an asshole.

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party_animal07
10/19/23 6:35:47 AM
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loafy013 posted...
Because people do this stuff seriously and claim "it's just a joke" when they called out for being an asshole.
*shrug* It's easier to just not care if that's the case.

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iceman9820
10/19/23 6:43:44 AM
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I was expecting the "show me 6/12 inches" videos I've been seeing with stylists and construction workers

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DuneMan
10/19/23 7:42:41 AM
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Lordgold666 posted...
Someone bring a scale next time

Lets see how this works when it comes to something that is 100% within ones control
Reminds me of that viral social media post where a woman wrote "When his height starts with 5 foot" and a guy immediately responded with "When her weight starts with two hundred" and the responses took it from there...

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The_shibe
10/19/23 8:04:36 AM
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I wonder if weiner measuring will become a thing right before sex

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IceCreamOnStero
10/19/23 8:07:16 AM
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I don't really see the big deal about this. Its a bit dehumanising, but ultimately your relation with this complete stranger probably wouldn't change at all

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Karovorak
10/19/23 8:11:50 AM
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IceCreamOnStero posted...
I don't really see the big deal about this. Its a bit dehumanising, but ultimately your relation with this complete stranger probably wouldn't change at all

Sorry, but I disagree.

If you act with strangers, you are not supposed to be "a bit dehumanising".

Doesn't matter if it's "just a joke" or "just a prank" and it's even more true if this is shared on the internet.

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The_shibe
10/19/23 8:23:47 AM
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Karovorak posted...
Sorry, but I disagree.

If you act with strangers, you are not supposed to be "a bit dehumanising".

Doesn't matter if it's "just a joke" or "just a prank" and it's even more true of this is shared on the internet.

IDK why some guys are cool with being run all over like that. A girl would absolutely call out a dude walking around with a scale


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voldothegr8
10/19/23 8:29:11 AM
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I whip out my own measuring tape and start measuring her circumference.

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Mistere_Man
10/19/23 9:11:08 AM
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ai123 posted...
Don't tell this guy it's not 100% within his control:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/1/AAdkcxAAE6ol.jpg

What is the story to this?

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Alucard188
10/19/23 9:17:02 AM
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No short kings for this princess.

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haloiscoolisbak
10/19/23 9:27:51 AM
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The funny thing is you should know if you're physically attracted to someone in person by just looking at them

Getting the measurement tape out to confirm height is next level superficiality

It's like the number is more important than what your eyes and brain tell you about them

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C_Pain
10/19/23 9:31:15 AM
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Saying something is going viral feels like a fake way to give it more power. 71k likes doesn't even feel that much.

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ai123
10/19/23 9:32:30 AM
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haloiscoolisbak posted...
The funny thing is you should know if you're physically attracted to someone in person by just looking at them

Getting the measurement tape out to confirm height is next level superficiality

It's like the number is more important than what your eyes and brain tell you about them
Or they're just joking around on a night out.

Mistere_Man posted...
What is the story to this?

DeSantis has a complex about his height and wears specially made boots to make himself appear taller.

Unfortunately for him, they look silly and obvious.

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tripleh213
10/19/23 9:33:37 AM
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Thats meh to me

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dave_is_slick
10/19/23 9:33:49 AM
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ai123 posted...
Or they're just joking around on a night out.
Do you really believe that?

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Nok_Su_Kow
10/19/23 9:39:00 AM
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roos1046_Reborn posted...
I figured she was measuring weiners.

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2Pacavelli
10/19/23 9:50:26 AM
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She's trolling
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PraetorXyn
10/19/23 9:53:38 AM
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roos1046_Reborn posted...
I figured she was measuring weiners.

This is disappointing.


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majin_nemesis
10/19/23 9:55:33 AM
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roos1046_Reborn posted...
I figured she was measuring weiners.

This is disappointing.

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ai123
10/19/23 10:05:13 AM
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dave_is_slick posted...
Do you really believe that?
Yes.

I think it's far more likely that she is just joking around in a bar, than that she is seriously measuring height so that she can screen men for dates and reject them on that basis.

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dave_is_slick
10/19/23 10:09:31 AM
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ai123 posted...
Yes.

I think it's far more likely that she is just joking around in a bar, than that she is seriously measuring height so that she can screen men for dates and reject them on that basis.
I don't believe that for a second. The obvious question is who is this for. A joke is FOR others so they can laugh WITH you. Even if it is at someone's expense, you're still trying to have them laugh with you.

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ai123
10/19/23 10:19:38 AM
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dave_is_slick posted...
I don't believe that for a second. The obvious question is who is this for. A joke is FOR others so they can laugh WITH you. Even if it is at someone's expense, you're still trying to have them laugh with you.
It's a joke because all this silly shit about women not dating short men (under 6' 2", apparently!) is having a bit of a meme moment.

So a girl goes out to a bar with her mates and thinks 'wouldn't it be a laugh if we actually took a tape measure?'.

But no, clearly the most logical explanation is that this entirely serious. A guy asks to buy her a drink. She says 'I must first check that you are tall enough. No, this isn't a joke. Women do this now'. 'OK, sounds reasonable' says the guy, 'as long as someone gets the footage and posts it on twitter' . . .

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