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CM_Ponch
07/08/23 5:43:13 AM
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https://twitter.com/DaneCook/status/1674844777177829382?t=FLtylJOZ5apZGIkol_tiaQ&s=19

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Fluttershy
07/08/23 6:48:09 AM
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he may be trying to tell a joke or to otherwise be funny, but these are impossible tasks for him.

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Back_Stabbath
07/08/23 6:51:20 AM
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and then Link looked at me with Hyper Realistic eyes leaking blood

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EmilyTheCEman
07/08/23 6:52:12 AM
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Im gonna be so RANDOM and ENERGETIC and pace BACK and FORTH and talk really FAST and emphasize random WORDS and tell you a COMPLETE nonsense and ABSTRACT CONCEPT and you will LAUGH because its SO RANDOM. For 90 MINUTES.

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TonyKojima
07/08/23 6:52:38 AM
#5:


Is this guy even relevant?

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Medussa
07/08/23 6:55:16 AM
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damn. i was really enjoying the last 15 years of not remembering dane cook was ever a thing. thanks, tc. i just lost the dane.

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MabusIncarnate
07/08/23 6:57:59 AM
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EmilyTheCEman posted...
Im gonna be so RANDOM and ENERGETIC and pace BACK and FORTH and talk really FAST and emphasize random WORDS and tell you a COMPLETE nonsense and ABSTRACT CONCEPT and you will LAUGH because its SO RANDOM. For 90 MINUTES.
This guy mad jelly of Dane Cook

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BurmesePenguin
07/08/23 6:59:29 AM
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He played a zelda game.

I wouldn't be okay either.

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tremain07
07/08/23 7:02:31 AM
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Whew, lad that's a name I hadn't heard in a long time. Good to see he's still out there being unfunny.

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party_animal07
07/08/23 7:13:53 AM
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Unpopular opinion. Dane Cook was funny.

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Irony
07/08/23 7:18:19 AM
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party_animal07 posted...
Unpopular opinion. Dane Cook was funny.
Shut the fuck up

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party_animal07
07/08/23 7:19:09 AM
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Irony posted...
Shut the fuck up
Nah, I don't think I will.

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Cory898
07/08/23 7:21:29 AM
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party_animal07 posted...
Unpopular opinion. Dane Cook was funny.
Im unpopular in that too. Always enjoyed his stuff.

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Fluttershy
07/08/23 7:33:01 AM
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Unpopular opinion. Dane Cook was funny.

i acknowledge the possibility but you're gonna have to tell me when exactly

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EmilyTheCEman
07/08/23 7:37:33 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
This guy mad jelly of Dane Cook

ONE TIME I saw this GUY and he just had an ICE CREAM CONE, he was just STANDING THERE holding an ICE CREAM CONE, and I walked up, PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE and said SORRY BUDDY, NOT TODAY.

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FLAMING_EVIL_HOMER
07/08/23 7:41:56 AM
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So not used to seeing so many words in a twitter post

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CM_Ponch
07/08/23 1:45:12 PM
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EmilyTheCEman posted...
ONE TIME I saw this GUY and he just had an ICE CREAM CONE, he was just STANDING THERE holding an ICE CREAM CONE, and I walked up, PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE and said SORRY BUDDY, NOT TODAY.
Dane?

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Smackems
07/08/23 1:47:15 PM
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Cory898 posted...
Im unpopular in that too. Always enjoyed his stuff.

party_animal07 posted...
Unpopular opinion. Dane Cook was funny.
How do y'all feel about Rob Schneider

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TheGoldenEel
07/08/23 1:47:36 PM
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Lol at how few likes that got

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s0nicfan
07/08/23 1:49:39 PM
#20:


TonyKojima posted...
Is this guy even relevant?

He's weirdly still relevant, but like in the deep comedy scene where you're really just talking about comedians watching comedians.

Like, years after he stopped getting big tv specials he got into a rivalry with Chappelle at some random comedy shop and both of them would take turns showing up on Open Mic nights and doing longer and longer sets. I think he did something like a 7-hour run once.

So he's in a weird spot where general audiences are done with him but comedians are apparently still a huge fan.

Edit:
https://www.grunge.com/151217/the-untold-truth-of-dane-cook/
Dane Cook took the L.A. Laugh Factory stage on April 10, 2007, and unleashed a comedy set that stretched out to 3 hours and 50 minutes, which broke the endurance record Richard Pryor set in the club in 1980. Comedian Dave Chappelle heard about this and started his own set a few days later around 10:30 p.m., not leaving until after 4:30 a.m., a total of 6 hours and 7 minutes. Chappelle didn't take any bathroom breaks, and only a dozen or so people remained by the end. Still, most people would have seen the near-doubling of the record and conceded defeat. Not Dane Cook.

Dane waited until New Year's Eve, coming on around midnight, ready to ring in 2008 with a set that did not end until 7 a.m. He even ordered in food for the audience to keep their attention. He says he never left the stage or sat down for the entire seven hours, and that there were still around 30 people by the time he wound down the next morning. The owner of the Laugh Factory, which Cook considers his testing ground to work on material, was more than happy to host him, saying if the Chappelle/Cook rivalry continued, "I'm going to turn the Laugh Factory into a bed-and-breakfast."

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specialkid8
07/08/23 1:51:43 PM
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party_animal07 posted...
Unpopular opinion. Dane Cook was funny.
Hush Dane

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BB_mofo
07/08/23 2:18:39 PM
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s0nicfan posted...


So he's in a weird spot where general audiences are done with him but comedians are apparently still a huge fan.

He's probably also pissed that the term "Karen" is a big part of today's culture, but he gets no recognition for creating the term in a standup he made back in the early 2000s.

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Vicious_Dios
07/08/23 2:26:36 PM
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I wasn't the biggest Dane fan, but the vitriol that dude gets is ridiculous.

He's from the class of Kevin Hart, Patrice O' Neal, Greg Giraldo, Bill Burr, and Jim Norton who blew up big the fastest in terms of commercial success.

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HudGard
07/08/23 2:26:48 PM
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That actually is funny because one day I was playing Skyrim the other day, keep in mind I've been enjoying these Elder Scroll games my whole life, only to hear something unusual. We all hear the same 50 or so sounds of the dragonborn as he runs, jumps and fights but the other day the dragonborn screamed out towards me - I was shocked. It was as if the dragonborn was stuck in a trap and was imploring with me to - I don't know - stop? - or something more. It was a desperate.. agony shriek.. or howl. No.. there was NOT an arrow to the knee, it was morning after a delicious cheese wheel snack. I was shook. Something strange is happening.

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EmilyTheCEman
07/08/23 2:28:38 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
I wasn't the biggest Dane fan, but the vitriol that dude gets is ridiculous.

He's from the class of Kevin Hart, Patrice O' Neal, Greg Giraldo, Bill Burr, and Jim Norton who blew up big the fastest in terms of commercial success.

Did you seriously try to put Kevin Hart in that group? The others are famous for being great, he got famous because hed do a Fisherprice commercial if the money was right. He is the epitome of empty mainstream sellout comedian when they need a comedian for something.

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Phenomenal_one
07/08/23 2:30:41 PM
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party_animal07 posted...
Unpopular opinion. Dane Cook was funny.

I dont know who you are but Ive lost respect for you.
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Kradek
07/08/23 2:32:42 PM
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I dunno if it's because he's now so irrelevant or because of what's been going on with Twitter/its users, but damn he had ridiculously low numbers for everything in response to that tweet.

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Vicious_Dios
07/08/23 3:48:22 PM
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EmilyTheCEman posted...
Did you seriously try to put Kevin Hart in that group? The others are famous for being great, he got famous because hed do a Fisherprice commercial if the money was right. He is the epitome of empty mainstream sellout comedian when they need a comedian for something.

I'm saying that he started out with the rest of those guys... forgot to throw in Dave Chappelle too.

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Notti
07/11/23 7:47:31 AM
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specialkid8 posted...
Hush Dane

Oh how The Dane hath fallen.

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Vyrulisse
07/11/23 8:03:12 AM
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party_animal07 posted...
Unpopular opinion. Dane Cook was funny.
He was and I bet most of CE used to laugh at his comedy but now they gotta pretend they always hated him for some reason.

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TheoryzC
07/11/23 8:07:19 AM
#33:


party_animal07 posted...
Unpopular opinion. Dane Cook was funny.
Hell some of his bits still crack me up

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toreysback
07/11/23 8:08:03 AM
#34:


just his career

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AlveinFencer
07/11/23 8:09:39 AM
#35:


party_animal07 posted...
Unpopular opinion. Dane Cook was funny.
Is that unpopular? I never saw one of his shows, but the videos people made putting anime scenes to his bits would make me laugh. Honestly, that's how I find most comedians nowadays.

...What should we call those. Not "AMVs," but, like, "ACVs?" Anime Comedy Videos? I dunno, I'll work on it.

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FolkenRawr
07/11/23 8:10:50 AM
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EmilyTheCEman posted...
ONE TIME I saw this GUY and he just had an ICE CREAM CONE, he was just STANDING THERE holding an ICE CREAM CONE, and I walked up, PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE and said SORRY BUDDY, NOT TODAY.

To be fair, delivery is generally the difference between funny and not.

Dane was funny. People still reference the B+E.

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ultimate_reaver
07/11/23 8:11:29 AM
#37:


the dane cook whopper bit was funny

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Sexypwnstar
07/11/23 8:11:45 AM
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Remember when you could see the full embed tweet without having to click more and go to Twitter?

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Heineken14
07/11/23 8:11:54 AM
#39:


Fun fact, Dane Cook got his dick bit off in a tv show.

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