Board 8 > Help settle a (very stupid) debate between me and my straight friends

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Kenri
03/16/23 5:25:38 PM
#1:


Would you drive 30min each way to see a stranger's boobs for 10sec?



My argument:

-That's a lot of driving and gas is expensive
-Anyone can see breasts for free on the internet whenever they want
-We're in our 30s and this is some high school shit

Their argument:

-They're nice boobs
-Boobs are better in-person
-What are you, gay?

if you want the authentic experience of being part of this argument make sure you drink like 32oz of bud light before answering, thanks

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ChaosTonyV4
03/16/23 5:28:05 PM
#2:


As a treat, why not.


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Chaeix
03/16/23 5:28:51 PM
#3:


Im gay but there is literally no chance I would even leave my apartment just to see someone flash their anything, if that was all that was going to happen

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NBIceman
03/16/23 5:28:52 PM
#4:


No. What in the world?

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redrocket
03/16/23 5:29:06 PM
#5:


Kenri posted...
-What are you, gay?

What are you, an incel?

Seems like an appropriate response imo.

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redrocket
03/16/23 5:29:54 PM
#6:


ChaosTonyV4 posted...
As a treat, why not.

10 seconds

10 seconds

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tazzyboyishere
03/16/23 5:30:01 PM
#7:


No wtf

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Crescent-Moon
03/16/23 5:32:32 PM
#8:


How is this even a debate

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Obellisk
03/16/23 5:36:37 PM
#10:


why is it only 10 seconds?

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Kenri
03/16/23 5:36:38 PM
#11:


I feel so vindicated right now.

redrocket posted...
What are you, an incel?

Seems like an appropriate response imo.
They're not though! One of them is married even!

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Lopen
03/16/23 5:39:54 PM
#12:


Is this a way to say "go to a strip club" in a way to encourage b8 to vote for you or is this literally 10 seconds and go home (and if so why)

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Kenri
03/16/23 5:47:31 PM
#13:


Lopen posted...
Is this a way to say "go to a strip club" in a way to encourage b8 to vote for you or is this literally 10 seconds and go home (and if so why)
The latter, though I guess if you only stay at strip clubs for 10 seconds then it could be the former too?

Context:

-It's 10 seconds because that's, like, a nice, long flash, apparently? I don't have a better answer than this.

-It's 30 mins each way because that's how long I drove to hang out with these friends. but it wasn't for just 10 seconds (and no flashing was involved)

-Probably obvious but the friends I'm referring to in this scenario are straight men. I'm openly bi (and trans but not out to them so idk if that's relevant)

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Sorozone
03/16/23 5:51:37 PM
#14:


Nah.

And for the record I am perpetually horny.

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redrocket
03/16/23 5:54:41 PM
#15:


Kenri posted...

-It's 30 mins each way because that's how long I drove to hang out with these friends. but it wasn't for just 10 seconds (and no flashing was involved)

This part is a little confusing. Are they asking if you would drive the same distance just to get flashed and nothing else?

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Kenri
03/16/23 5:55:16 PM
#16:


redrocket posted...
This part is a little confusing. Are they asking if you would drive the same distance just to get flashed and nothing else?
correct

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redrocket
03/16/23 5:58:51 PM
#17:


Kenri posted...
-We're in our 30s and this is some high school shit

This is truly the crux of the issue. Get new friends, 32oz of piss water is not enough to justify this IMO.

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_Blur_
03/16/23 5:59:21 PM
#18:


I like when Board 8 has some CE-style topics.

But uhhh no. Even adding fondling to the equation, the answer would be an easy no lol

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Kenri
03/16/23 6:09:02 PM
#19:


_Blur_ posted...
I like when Board 8 has some CE-style topics.
me making this topic: this is such a CE topic i am so embarrassed

redrocket posted...
This is truly the crux of the issue. Get new friends, 32oz of piss water is not enough to justify this IMO.
i have other friends. but they don't play smash bros.

sometimes sacrifices must be made.

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AriaOfBolo
03/16/23 6:20:47 PM
#20:


I'm very curious how this very specific question came up

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Nanis23
03/16/23 6:21:37 PM
#21:


I mean if it was the boobs of a girl I know and has a crash on...sure

A boobs of a stranger? boring

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Bane_Of_Despair
03/16/23 6:28:00 PM
#22:


Kenri posted...
-What are you, gay?
Straight people are so tiring sometimes

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Peace___Frog
03/16/23 6:30:07 PM
#23:


Nah absolutely not

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masterplum
03/16/23 6:33:10 PM
#24:


NBIceman posted...
No. What in the world?


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Johnbobb
03/16/23 6:45:17 PM
#26:


yes but I'd like find a nice place to get myself some dinner in the area to make it more worth my while

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pjbasis
03/16/23 6:52:15 PM
#27:


i'd drive two hours both ways

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Thorn
03/16/23 6:53:53 PM
#28:


tazzyboyishere posted...
No wtf


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ChaosTonyV4
03/16/23 6:59:50 PM
#29:


redrocket posted...
10 seconds

10 seconds

Every time Ive ever been flashed it was for like 1 second, and its always awesome.

Also 30 minutes it not far at all, I drive that far to go to the good shopping center all the time. After the boobs Ill get a smoothie and see a movie, make a day of it.

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-hotdogturtle--
03/16/23 7:01:30 PM
#30:


Kenri posted...
Their argument:
-What are you, gay?

Kenri posted...
We're in our 30s
Something doesn't add up here.

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XIII_Rocks
03/16/23 7:10:24 PM
#31:


How little sex are you getting to even consider this, jesus

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Dark_Young_Link
03/16/23 7:40:46 PM
#32:


No action? Not even some groping? Not worth it.

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junk_funk
03/16/23 7:43:53 PM
#33:


Say Id get to get a ten second handfull and the girl was dreamy hot? yeah Id do it.

But your scenario? Waste of gas.

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KamikazePotato
03/16/23 7:46:03 PM
#34:


ChaosTonyV4 posted...
Also 30 minutes is not far at all
Each way. That's one hour

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Dark_Young_Link
03/16/23 7:51:06 PM
#35:


Kenri posted...
me making this topic: this is such a CE topic i am so embarrassed

Post this on CE and then be amazed at all the 'Yes' votes you'll get.

(Dont post on CE)

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Uglyface2
03/16/23 8:18:43 PM
#36:


Probably not. I mean, is there anything else 30 minutes away? Is this at a strip club with a decent menu? Do you really want to see boobs in person, and not just any boobs will do?

I've driven to restaurants 30 minutes away, but those are really good restaurants and well worth the time. I can't imagine the caliber of breasts that would have to be on offer for me to want to make the same drive.
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masterplum
03/16/23 8:33:05 PM
#37:


I have no reason to post this, but it has never been relevant before.

I have visited a strip club once in my entire life and it was super awkward. I couldn't for the life of me figure out where I was supposed to be staring when the naked waitress was taking my order.

It was very uncomfortable.

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Zylothewolf
03/16/23 8:36:46 PM
#38:


Hell yeah!

Kenri posted...
-They're nice boobs
-Boobs are better in-person



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Raka_Putra
03/16/23 8:38:36 PM
#39:


So uh I'm assuming these are girl boobs. Pass.

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Pokalicious
03/16/23 8:40:57 PM
#40:


Can I take a picture of them?

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Leafeon13N
03/16/23 9:15:35 PM
#41:


Dark_Young_Link posted...
Post this on CE and then be amazed at all the 'Yes' votes you'll get.

(Dont post on CE)
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MZero
03/16/23 9:19:56 PM
#42:


If it was a group thing sure, it could be a funny story. By myself definitely not

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masterplum
03/16/23 10:33:21 PM
#43:


Raka_Putra posted...
So uh I'm assuming these are girl boobs. Pass.

So you would do this for guy boobs huh

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NeatoAnAccount
03/16/23 10:40:03 PM
#44:


Kenri posted...
i have other friends. but they don't play smash bros.

all of a sudden this makes sense

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foolm0r0n
03/16/23 10:42:35 PM
#45:


Kenri posted...
32oz of bud light
Isn't this just 2 beers? And they're 4% so it's really not doing anything.

This is genuinely lucid thought from your friends.

Nanis23 posted...
I mean if it was the boobs of a girl I know and has a crash on...sure

A boobs of a stranger? boring
Somehow I agree with nanis here tho

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foolm0r0n
03/16/23 10:44:00 PM
#46:


Kenri posted...
They're not though! One of them is married even!
The amount of incels who are married is staggering. I would even say that the incel culture is created and driven by married men. They hate their wives especially.

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Kenri
03/16/23 10:50:35 PM
#47:


foolm0r0n posted...
Isn't this just 2 beers? And they're 4% so it's really not doing anything.

This is genuinely lucid thought from your friends.
two pints but yeah, it's not to get you drunk it's to get you into the mindset of someone who drinks bud light

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YoBlazer
03/17/23 12:14:22 AM
#48:


It's difficult for me to contextualize this in *strictly* the manner you're talking about. Like... if a woman has agreed to get topless in front of me, I'm going to assume that we've been flirting and there's some level of mutual attraction or chemistry there... such that there's a reasonable chance the "boob flash" can turn into something much more intimate. For that, I'm probably driving.

If it's just a boob flash like some strange contractual agreement, I'm not driving.

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changmas
03/17/23 12:22:11 AM
#49:


most of the time i can't even be bothered to drive 30 min each way for sex so i certainly wouldn't do it for just a flash

but that's prob more a motivation problem for me than anything else

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UshiromiyaEva
03/17/23 12:27:49 AM
#50:


ChaosTonyV4 posted...
Also 30 minutes is not far at all, I drive that far to go to the good shopping center all the time. After the boobs Ill get a smoothie and see a movie, make a day of it.

My assumption front the question is that you would have to return to your original location immediately and the trip couldn't contain any other events.

The answer is no regardless though because I'm not 15.

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HanOfTheNekos
03/17/23 12:54:13 AM
#51:


During adolescence, maybe

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