Current Events > Jeremy's Chocolate' Sells More Than 300,000 Chocolate Bars In Just Over 36 Hours

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Brianfellow
03/05/23 3:47:07 PM
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https://www.dailywire.com/news/jeremys-chocolate-sells-more-than-200000-chocolate-bars-in-under-36-hours

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Jiek_Fafn
03/05/23 3:55:58 PM
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This is disgusting, but also a beautiful crafted grift. Imagine paying 5x the cost to own the libs

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VampireCoyote
03/05/23 3:56:51 PM
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boohoo brand snowflake bars

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DD_Divine
03/05/23 3:57:38 PM
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this timeline sucks.

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Unsuprised_Pika
03/05/23 3:57:53 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
This is disgusting, but also a beautiful crafted grift. Imagine paying 5x the cost to own the libs

Paying 5x to own yourself

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Lil_Bit83
03/05/23 4:02:39 PM
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His name is literally Boreing.

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hockeybub89
03/05/23 4:03:33 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

"But at least it isn't openly hating half the country!"

- Daily Wire fascists

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alfred_ashford
03/05/23 4:05:48 PM
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Lmfao Im no "lib" but this is so funny "Stop eating chocolate that hates you. Harrys Razors hate you. Hersheys hates you. Disney hates you".

It is crazy as hell because they are so afraid of people/companies that hate them. But if a guy shows any emotion, he is a pussy or woke. Only emoitions allowed are anger, hatred and football!

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Gritty
03/05/23 4:06:16 PM
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So brave
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Antifar
03/05/23 4:06:42 PM
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alfred_ashford posted...
Lmfao Im no "lib" but this is so funny "Stop eating chocolate that hates you. Harrys Razors hate you. Hersheys hates you. Disney hates you".

It is crazy as hell because they are so afraid of people/companies that hate them. But if a guy shows any emotion, he is a pussy or woke. Only emoitions allowed are anger, hatred and football!
Football's not allowed either

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Questionmarktarius
03/05/23 4:08:12 PM
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do they come in "extra lead" flavor?
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KainWind
03/05/23 4:12:04 PM
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Hersheys rolled out an International Womens Day marketing campaign that featured a man who identifies as a woman as one of its spokespersons

That's some wording

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ellis123
03/05/23 4:13:33 PM
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It would have been more, but they already lost a lot of money to the Trump NFTs.

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Null_Gain
03/05/23 4:14:07 PM
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Imagine being one of the brainlets buying these bars

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Brianfellow
03/05/23 4:17:17 PM
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Null_Gain posted...
Imagine being one of the brainlets buying these bars
I got one of each
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Antifar
03/05/23 4:24:59 PM
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Post on your main

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Drunk_Cobra
03/05/23 4:28:29 PM
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The Daily Wire has built a reputation for big responses to woke corporations and institutions. In January 2021, the company signed Gina Carano to produce and star in Terror on the Prairie after she was canceled by Disney. And in March of last year, Boreing launched Jeremys Razors in response to Harrys Razors publicly declaring they would pull ads from The Daily Wire in response to a Daily Wire host articulating traditional views on gender.

Lol did they really write an article about themselves gassing themselves up.

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hockeybub89
03/05/23 4:29:58 PM
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"I love chocolate, but think trans people are subhuman filth that deserve to die. Ah, finally a candy company for me!"

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Irony
03/05/23 4:30:12 PM
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Ok

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dotsdfe
03/05/23 4:30:19 PM
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You'd think that more people would be intelligent enough to realize that this is a transparent scam, but...they won't.

It's also really funny to see the people buying this stuff behave in exactly the same way that they've accused others of acting for years. For all of the complaints about companies pandering politically, they don't seem to mind it when those companies are pandering to their beliefs.

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Alucard188
03/05/23 4:32:37 PM
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Buying Hershey chocolate to rebrand it and sell to the anti-woke crowd for 5x the price is brilliant.

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littlebro07
03/05/23 4:32:40 PM
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Conservatives: *bitch about inflation*
Also Conservatives: *spend $7 on a fucking candy bar to own the libs*

I wonder if theyll ever understand that what they see as owning the libs is actually just making fools of themselves and giving the libs something to laugh at

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DocileOrangeCup
03/05/23 4:33:25 PM
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Do we really live in a world with transphobic chocolate bars

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Crimsoness
03/05/23 4:34:49 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nnugnf_2CYM

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hockeybub89
03/05/23 4:34:54 PM
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dotsdfe posted...
You'd think that more people would be intelligent enough to realize that this is a transparent scam, but...they won't.

It's also really funny to see the people buying this stuff behave in exactly the same way that they've accused others of acting for years. For all of the complaints about companies pandering politically, they don't seem to mind it when those companies are pandering to their beliefs.
They literally don't think it is politics when they do it. They view "transgender ideology" as a leftist tool to inject politics into settled facts of nature to cause confusion and division to make it easier to consolidate political power.

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mybbqrules
03/05/23 4:42:44 PM
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Brianfellow posted...
I got one of each
Shocking, the 2016 made, 45 karma obvious chud alt who made this topic as a lame gotcha also bought some of the overpriced chocolate.

Ooooh, the ownage I feel. It burns.

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mybbqrules
03/05/23 4:44:02 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
I wonder if theyll ever understand that what they see as owning the libs is actually just making fools of themselves and giving the libs something to laugh at
Well, considering that a vast majority of the chud shitposters here haven't learned that in almost 7 years...

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YellowSUV
03/05/23 4:44:05 PM
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I bet it even tastes worse than the vomit flavored Hershey "chocolate".

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Autocraticus
03/05/23 4:47:15 PM
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I boycott Hershey's because its not good chocolate.
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mybbqrules
03/05/23 4:52:44 PM
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Yeah. I saw the ad a while back. It was so hamfisted they should have put on bread loaf boxing gloves and called them BLT's. (Yes, I stole that joke.)

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Gritty
03/05/23 5:05:42 PM
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Brianfellow posted...
I got one of each
a fool and his money
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Priere
03/05/23 5:08:20 PM
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Its a good grift. I bet you could do the same selling "pride" bars with different colored flags on it. Melt down some cheapo chocolate and sell it for 10x its worth.

Most of the budget would be marketing.

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Turbam
03/05/23 5:10:33 PM
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Fuck, I gotta think of a right wing grift

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ChocoboMog123
03/05/23 5:13:13 PM
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"Is this cancel culture?"
"Why can't I just enjoy a chocolate bar that I like, huh?"
"I'm going to buy 10 more Hershey's bar to own the Cons1"
etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOip1UZ3hL4

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Haejin
03/05/23 5:16:21 PM
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cringe. But you can waste your money however you want.

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McMarbles
03/05/23 5:20:59 PM
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I hate that my name is on this.

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coolguyjimmy
03/05/23 5:32:06 PM
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Priere posted...
Its a good grift. I bet you could do the same selling "pride" bars with different colored flags on it. Melt down some cheapo chocolate and sell it for 10x its worth.

Most of the budget would be marketing.

https://www.wdw-magazine.com/disney-rainbow-funko-pops-just-dropped-in-time-for-pride/
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Irony
03/05/23 5:33:23 PM
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coolguyjimmy posted...
https://www.wdw-magazine.com/disney-rainbow-funko-pops-just-dropped-in-time-for-pride/
I don't think I would eat a Funko Pop

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cuttin_in_farm
03/05/23 6:19:25 PM
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Huh I just saw a ad on YouTube on this.

I thought it was actually kinda funny. With the the he bar having nuts.

But then he went all If you dont want woke corporations that hate you and I realized that what could have been just a funny little joke was really just some dude with nothing better to do.

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hockeybub89
03/05/23 8:13:47 PM
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cuttin_in_farm posted...
Huh I just saw a ad on YouTube on this.

I thought it was actually kinda funny. With the the he bar having nuts.

But then he went all If you dont want woke corporations that hate you and I realized that what could have been just a funny little joke was really just some dude with nothing better to do.
Party of "fuck your feelings" starts crying about hate because Harry's Razors and Hershey don't want to be associated with people who hate trans people.

The entirety of evidence of Hershey's "hate" is them having a trans woman in an International Women's Day ad, a day which would have conservatives rolling their eyes at feminists about if there weren't trans women to shit on.

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Brianfellow
03/06/23 1:14:15 PM
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I had to order more. Free shipping and a free tumbler is pretty sweet. I got expedited shipping. I'll keep this topic alive to let you all know how good the chocolate is

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Antifar
03/06/23 1:15:52 PM
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You spent that much for attention?

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Norman_Smiley
03/06/23 1:17:56 PM
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I was positive this was going to be about Jeremy Clarkson. And I was assuming the logo would be poop related.

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Questionmarktarius
03/06/23 1:20:19 PM
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If you're going to spend that much on mediocre chocolate, just wait until the local elementary school does fundraising again.
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Baha05
03/06/23 1:24:10 PM
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DD_Divine posted...
this timeline sucks.


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LeCh0nk
03/06/23 1:33:22 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
If you're going to spend that much on mediocre chocolate, just wait until the local elementary school does fundraising again.
A lot of the types of people who'd buy this aren't allowed near the local elementary school.

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UnholyMudcrab
03/06/23 1:34:38 PM
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Another soon-to-be-suspended account

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