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Ezekiel2320
12/25/22 3:40:47 PM
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Select one of the following. There are no wrong answers.










Pedantic, perhaps, but lets see where CE lands on these.

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rivers
12/25/22 3:45:10 PM
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magnificent troll

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YugiNoob
12/25/22 3:47:16 PM
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Carry-oh-key for me. Like, I get that not everyone is Japanese, but come on, getting 3/4ths of the syllables wrong... :<

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RetsuZaiZen
12/25/22 3:49:35 PM
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This is super petty.

"supposebly"

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Solo_Wing
12/25/22 3:51:12 PM
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Wait, some people say intensive purposes unironically? I thought those saying this are just memeing

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Ezekiel2320
12/25/22 3:55:54 PM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
This is super petty.

"supposebly"

That was certainly a runner up.

Solo_Wing posted...
Wait, some people say intensive purposes unironically? I thought those saying this are just memeing


It wouldn't be a meme unless there were a seed of truth.

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Ezekiel2320
12/25/22 3:56:58 PM
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Damn, the (*-of)s are taking a big early lead.

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DoesntMatter
12/25/22 3:57:46 PM
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nuke-ular, cuz that's the way George W. Bush pronounces it

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Medussa
12/25/22 4:03:14 PM
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Ezekiel2320 posted...
Damn, the (*-of)s are taking a big early lead.

Do you all really pronounce would of and would've differently? It's glaring when written, but they sound nearly identical to me when spoken.

Malaproprisms are infinitely worse, especially from the people who use them intentionally just to troll.

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SSJKirby
12/25/22 4:04:20 PM
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Could've
Should've
Would've

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gasgpmo
12/25/22 4:08:07 PM
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YugiNoob posted...
Carry-oh-key for me. Like, I get that not everyone is Japanese, but come on, getting 3/4ths of the syllables wrong... :<
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CE_gonna_CE
12/25/22 4:13:14 PM
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Other: Warsh-ington

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Rharyx211
12/25/22 4:18:23 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I mean, I guess technically the correct pronunciation is kara-oh-keh

But I mean, people call anime "aneh may" and not "on-ih-meh" so who really cares.

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TMOG
12/25/22 4:18:59 PM
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Jag-wire
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MICHALECOLE
12/25/22 4:19:40 PM
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My ex used to say potenent whenever she was trying to say potent and I hateded it
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MICHALECOLE
12/25/22 4:24:07 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I dont understand the reference
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YugiNoob
12/25/22 4:27:09 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Why do people choose which Japanese words to pronounce correctly and which to bastardize into "English"? Like you can say the "Ka" in Kaiba properly but suddenly it changes for karaoke?

Japanese is one of the easiest languages to learn because for the most part, syllables only have one way of pronouncing them. "Ka" is always pronounced like the "ca" in car. The R sounds are somewhat difficult to explain via writing since you have to make contact with the the top of your mouth with your tongue. But "Ra" is always pronounced like the first syllable of ramen (assuming you can at least pronounce that correctly, and not call it ray-men or something). "O" is always pronounced "Oh". And "Ke" is always pronounced like the "Ke" in the name Ken.

Whereas in English we have shit like Mercedes and Australia; where they both have 3 of the same vowel, with each being pronounced differently every time.

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Sharashaska
12/25/22 4:27:56 PM
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As a non-native english speaker, seeing "could of/ should of/ would of" pisses me off the most

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YugiNoob
12/25/22 4:30:09 PM
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Rharyx211 posted...
But I mean, people call anime "aneh may" and not "on-ih-meh" so who really cares.
I mean both of these are wrong, but I don't really care about them. It's just that the mispronunciation of karaoke is so horribly wrong that it annoys me more than the other things listed.

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EndOfDiscOne
12/25/22 4:30:36 PM
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Lots of racists voting I see

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Mistere_Man
12/25/22 4:41:07 PM
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How exactly are could've , and Yolk supposed to be pronounced?

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/pronunciation/english/yolk

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/could-ve?q=Couldve+

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Gremlynn
12/25/22 4:45:20 PM
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"Eye-talian" is literally the only one that bothers me.

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Ezekiel2320
12/25/22 4:46:58 PM
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Mistere_Man posted...
How exactly are could've , and Yolk supposed to be pronounced?

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/pronunciation/english/yolk

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/could-ve?q=Couldve+

Both of those are pretty clear to my ear.

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Mistere_Man
12/25/22 4:51:27 PM
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Ezekiel2320 posted...
Both of those are pretty clear to my ear.
They sound like could of and yoke

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/yoke

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Ezekiel2320
12/25/22 4:53:30 PM
#28:


Mistere_Man posted...
They sound like could of and yoke

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/yoke

To your ear I guess. I hear the difference.

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Rharyx211
12/25/22 4:55:19 PM
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YugiNoob posted...
I mean both of these are wrong,
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What's the correct pronunciation then?

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Mistere_Man
12/25/22 4:58:00 PM
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Ezekiel2320 posted...
To your ear I guess. I hear the difference.
Please explain the difference so I can say it the correct way.

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RetsuZaiZen
12/25/22 4:59:12 PM
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EndOfDiscOne posted...
Lots of racists voting I see

I didn't want to go there but....

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StarbucksWorker
12/25/22 4:59:38 PM
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when people pronounce it saidjoul instead of schedule
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DrizztLink
12/25/22 5:01:12 PM
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StarbucksWorker posted...
when people pronounce it saidjoul instead of schedule
sheckmate

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Ezekiel2320
12/25/22 5:01:36 PM
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Mistere_Man posted...
Please explain the difference so I can say it the correct way.

If you can't hear it, it's going to be hard to explain via text.

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Ryven
12/25/22 5:01:48 PM
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'Expresso' instead of 'espresso'

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Ezekiel2320
12/25/22 5:02:07 PM
#36:


DrizztLink posted...
sheckmate

That just sounds like a drunk dude playing chess.

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Ezekiel2320
12/25/22 5:02:48 PM
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Ryven posted...
'Expresso' instead of 'espresso'

Was also a runner up.

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noisetank
12/25/22 5:08:37 PM
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lie-berry

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YugiNoob
12/25/22 5:13:01 PM
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Rharyx211 posted...
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What's the correct pronunciation then?
Ni is pronounced like the body part knee. So it's "ah-knee-meh". But hell, even I don't bother with that. It's like how probably 99.99% of the people outside Japan don't realize that Mt. Fuji isn't pronounced foo-gee. But that's whole 'nother can of worms and is even more complicated to explain. But like with the English anime, it's just a reason that I just go with the simpler foo-gee; it's not too much of a miss, and it's easier to say.

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Mistere_Man
12/25/22 5:50:07 PM
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Could've kdv
Could kd
of v

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/could?q=Could
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/of?q=Of

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/would-ve?q=Wouldve+

wdv

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/should-ve?q=Shouldve+

dv

https://www.oxfordlearnersdictionaries.com/us/definition/english/yoke_1?q=Yoke

https://www.oxfordlearnersdictionaries.com/us/definition/english/yolk?q=Yolk

Both list the pronunciation as jk for both

Cambridge list both as jk or jok (us)

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/yolk?q=Yolk

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/yoke?q=Yoke

You may hear a difference, but I think you may just be hearing things.


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thronedfire2
12/25/22 5:52:33 PM
#41:


Nookyooler

cant believe no one on the set of 24 ever told Kiefer Sutherland to pronounce it correctly

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DocileOrangeCup
12/25/22 5:53:51 PM
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Heighth!!! My mom says it I didn't know it was a thing

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specialkid8
12/25/22 6:04:57 PM
#43:


Ezekiel2320 posted...
Damn, the (*-of)s are taking a big early lead.
This literally makes my skin crawl when I see it.

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bigtiggie23
12/25/22 6:07:38 PM
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I've seen people at work who think copulate is a fancy way of saying copy.

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Mistere_Man
12/25/22 6:07:49 PM
#45:


specialkid8 posted...
This literally makes my skin crawl when I see it.
How should it be said?

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YugiNoob
12/25/22 6:09:08 PM
#46:


Mistere_Man posted...
How should it be said?
Would have, could have, should have, etc.

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Mistere_Man
12/25/22 6:21:09 PM
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YugiNoob posted...
Would have, could have, should have, etc.
Contractions are meant to shorten words like how He would can be he'd (like heed). Cant isnt said as can not it just means that in a shorter form.


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YugiNoob
12/25/22 6:57:56 PM
#48:


Mistere_Man posted...
Contractions are meant to shorten words like how He would can be he'd (like heed). Cant isnt said as can not it just means that in a shorter form.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/0/1/AAPV5JAADOa9.jpg

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samsungsalt
12/25/22 7:02:31 PM
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Fuss trait ing

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Sariana21
12/25/22 7:06:54 PM
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Tbf 4 & 6 represent earlier pronunciations. The H was not silent in the past. And aks for ask is also an older form.

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