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ForsakenHermit
11/24/22 12:02:44 AM
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If you take this deal only you remember what turkey tastes like. If you liked it a small part of you will be sad if you take the deal.

I'd take it but I'd miss a good turkey sub.

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doesntcare
11/24/22 12:09:16 AM
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Cornish hens will take its place
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PMarth2002
11/24/22 12:15:51 AM
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Weird number, but sure. I like turkey, but not more than i like having $17.6 million dollars.

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ForsakenHermit
11/24/22 12:21:01 AM
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PMarth2002 posted...
Weird number, but sure. I like turkey, but not more than i like having $17.6 million dollars.
I took the number I got playing Cue Ball Wizard and converted it into dollars.

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Aristoph
11/24/22 12:23:36 AM
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Turkey is a mid-tier meat at best.

I wouldn't miss it.

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Glob
11/24/22 12:28:31 AM
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I am indifferent towards turkey. Easy deal.
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Houston
11/24/22 12:29:09 AM
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Deal. Turkey aint that great. It's the side dishes and family that make Thanksgiving special. I never eat Turkey otherwise.

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Halo478
11/24/22 12:29:14 AM
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Turkey is hot garbage fuck yeah

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IfGodCouldDie
11/24/22 12:30:48 AM
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I really enjoy turkey but a freshly cooked chicken is better anyway.

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DD_Divine
11/24/22 12:32:09 AM
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I dont miss turkey now. Deal


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HA4e
11/24/22 12:32:54 AM
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Go back in time-

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gunplagirl
11/24/22 12:36:53 AM
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Sorry but the turkey is the very first bird I learned how to draw.

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Philip027
11/24/22 1:01:48 AM
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I never liked turkey so... easy money?
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Vengeance29
11/24/22 1:14:29 AM
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As an Australian, I don't think I've ever eaten Turkey. Easy deal.
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mustachedmystic
11/24/22 1:16:18 AM
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Take da money, and eat another bird, or better yet, a succulent crown roast.

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VampireCoyote
11/24/22 1:18:08 AM
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birds arent even real so

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ForsakenHermit
11/24/22 1:19:21 AM
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Vengeance29 posted...
As an Australian, I don't think I've ever eaten Turkey. Easy deal.
When it comes to roast turkey you're not missing much.

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the_rowan
11/24/22 1:24:05 AM
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Can we still have wild turkeys and just never eat turkeys? Wild turkeys are pretty nifty to see around.

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ForsakenHermit
11/24/22 1:27:48 AM
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the_rowan posted...
Can we still have wild turkeys and just never eat turkeys? Wild turkeys are pretty nifty to see around.
Nope all turkeys never existed. The ancestor of all species never had the chance to have it's descendants evolve into something else.

Doesn't affect any other poultry.

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Kloe_Rinz
11/24/22 1:36:55 AM
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never ate turkey, does it even taste as good as chicken? doubt it
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ForsakenHermit
11/24/22 1:38:10 AM
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Kloe_Rinz posted...
never ate turkey, does it even taste as good as chicken? doubt it
It tastes worse. The neck is really good, the dark meat is okay and the breast meat is yucky.

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Nukazie
11/24/22 1:38:37 AM
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i can live without them turks, give mone

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Smashingpmkns
11/24/22 1:40:13 AM
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I eat turkey once a year. So sure

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Gobstoppers12
11/24/22 1:47:49 AM
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ForsakenHermit posted...
If you take this deal only you remember what turkey tastes like. If you liked it a small part of you will be sad if you take the deal.

I'd take it but I'd miss a good turkey sub.
I like chicken and duck just as much. I can live without turkey.

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mustachedmystic
11/24/22 1:54:52 AM
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Im I the only one that honks turkey is better than chicken? Assuming it isnt dry of course. And yes it is possible to make it so it isnt dry.

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Ricemills
11/24/22 1:56:30 AM
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the bird or the country?

no to both anyway.

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Glob
11/24/22 2:00:59 AM
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ForsakenHermit posted...
Nope all turkeys never existed. The ancestor of all species never had the chance to have it's descendants evolve into something else.

Doesn't affect any other poultry.

What about Wild Turkey Bourbon? Whats that called now?
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bigtiggie23
11/24/22 2:01:31 AM
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No turkey means no giant egg at the 1990 Survivor Series. We're better off that way.

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ForsakenHermit
11/24/22 3:51:24 AM
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Glob posted...
What about Wild Turkey Bourbon? Whats that called now?
Wild Goose? Wild Duck? Wild Boar? Who knows.

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ForsakenHermit
11/24/22 3:56:33 PM
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Bump

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Tappor
11/24/22 3:59:08 PM
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Easiest choice of my life

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BloodMoon7
11/24/22 4:02:05 PM
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I don't like turkey anyway.

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GranAures
11/24/22 4:04:04 PM
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Easy money, far prefer ham for turkey day anyway and am having rib roast this year as is. No hatred of turkey, like it on the occasional sandwich but it would not be a big loss. Or any noticeable loss.

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the_rowan
11/24/22 4:08:21 PM
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Not gonna send an intelligent, social species to extinction for some quick cash. Benjamin Franklin even wanted it as the national bird.

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BloodMoon7
11/24/22 4:14:09 PM
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the_rowan posted...
Benjamin Franklin even wanted it as the national bird.
What a loser lol

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the_rowan
11/24/22 4:27:11 PM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
What a loser lol

Wild turkeys love to explore, are fiercely protective of their families, and form strong social bonds. It would have been pretty fitting for the values the nation wanted to emphasize.

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gamestunner
11/24/22 5:35:37 PM
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Italian subs all day, gimme monies!

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BloodMoon7
11/24/22 5:39:36 PM
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the_rowan posted...
Wild turkeys love to explore, are fiercely protective of their families, and form strong social bonds. It would have been pretty fitting for the values the nation wanted to emphasize.
I dunno what America you live in buddy.

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Iodine
11/24/22 5:45:52 PM
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Deal easily. I don't even like turkey unless its the deli meat.

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