Current Events > NeonOctopus is BANNED

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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/NeonOctopus

deserves its own topic end of a legend

I liked when @cuttin_in_farm called him a creepy dork

What did he do?

r.i.p.

Nice

cant believe even mods entertained that absolute fucking creep

Wtf?! Did he post porn or something?
One of the few users keeping this place alive, IMO.

Do vegy next

Biofighter55 posted...

What did he do?

Most likely some creepy shit. Thank you SBAllah.

oh shit

Was this because he made an ass topic?

Dude hornied too close to the sun.

That's what I get for making an ass topic >_>

OzoneNeon posted...

oh shit

What did you do

No I can be the CE Titty Meister.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Was this because he made an ass topic?

hes not allowed to love them Im assuming?

MabusIncarnate posted...

Was this because he made an ass topic?

yes. I still dont know why >_>

How did he get banned when actual toxic members here are still allowed to keep their accounts?

Tits and ass, am i right?

TomClark posted...

Dude hornied too close to the sun.

Huh

Solar_Crimson posted...

How did he get banned when actual toxic members here are still allowed to keep their accounts?

how is constantly making posts glorifying sexual assault and harassment not toxic iyo

TomClark posted...

Dude hornied too close to the sun.

He horniposted a work and worked a worked and worked himself into a shoot

damn whatever happened must have been very fast. wasn't he just posting yesterday night? didn't even see him get suspended lmao.

OzoneNeon posted...

That's what I get for making an ass topic >_>

Had to pay the price for disturbing the balance of the universe.

TheGoldenEel posted...

how is constantly making posts glorifying sexual assault and harassment not toxic iyo

Wait really? What the fuck?

TheGoldenEel posted...

how is constantly making posts glorifying sexual assault and harassment not toxic iyo

This. Are you dense or stupid? @Solar_Crimson

TheGoldenEel posted...

how is constantly making posts glorifying sexual assault and harassment not toxic iyo

When has he ever done that?

TheGoldenEel posted...

how is constantly making posts glorifying sexual assault and harassment not toxic iyo

I mean toxic as in a lot of the far-right and anti-LGBT stuff and general hostility that some users keep getting away with. I know Neon perved a lot here, but I didn't think he had crossed over into doing that.

Now I'll be the titty master

Solar_Crimson posted...

I mean toxic as in a lot of the far-right and anti-LGBT stuff that some users keep getting away with. I know Neon perved a lot here, but I didn't think he had crossed over into doing that.

Gatekeeping toxicity. Now Ive seen everything.

WTF????!!!!!

Not cool!

#freeneon

Damn, someone post the copypasta

VeggetaX posted...

Now I'll be the titty master

I'll be the cockmaster, representing gay folks.

VeggetaX posted...

Now I'll be the titty master

nooooooo!

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


It's not weird at all. It's normal to be horny and talk about girls a lot. It's not a big deal unless you don't respect them as people.

This was fine 15 years ago. I'm going to cling to that still being the case for me personally, because the alternative makes little apparent sense to me.

Biofighter55 posted...

hes not allowed to love them Im assuming?

He's our resident top tier boob man, an ass topic is disgraceful and it's a ban well deserved tbh. Someone had to say it.

MrMallard posted...

Damn, someone post the copypasta

I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of NeonOctopus's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react.

This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?"

He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang.

NeonOctopus was Banned.

I howled. I let out a howl so loud and piercing that it woke up my son. I normally make him go to bed on Wednesday nights at 5:30pm partially because I don't want him to see me getting Hard with other men (the kid doesn't need to be exposed to heavy drinking at his age) and also because he's an annoying little shit and is usually asking questions about football, as if he were a nerd or something.

Tears rolled down my cheeks. I didn't know what to do. I kept refreshing the GameFAQs page, hoping that this was some kind of mistake. Maybe some moderator was intending to remove a post praising the KKK but had accidentally clicked on the innocent NeonOctopus link. Alas, this was not the case.

By this point, my friends were all visibly upset and I noticed they were trying to leave, even though we were only part of the way through the game. "No!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was inconsolable. I began thrashing about, throwing my collection of decorative throwing knives all over the crib (apartment). One knife struck my Native American friend, Big Bear Jim, in the neck. Blood gashed from his open wound, staining the carpet a deep red and splashing the walls. A sickly iron scent loomed in the air as Death claimed Big Bear Jim.

My son knew he needed to act quick. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small crucifix. "Dad!" He yelled. "Remember how Christ died for your sins? Well, NeonOctopus did the same thing. He will live in our hearts forever, and hopefully whenever his purg passes, he will rise again from the depths of suspension and post wonderful stories about titties on CE again."

At that moment, I knew my son was right. My rage quelled. I tossed Big Bear Jim's corpse into the dumpster and put my son into the Punishment Closet, as he had broken one of my most important rules of the house (never make eye contact with me).

Anyway, I really just miss NeonOctopus and I think the mods should reconsider his Suspension.

tl;dr - free NeonOctopus

OzoneNeon posted...

yes. I still dont know why >_>

Fuck ... I read that topic and can't recall anything bad off the top of my head

VeggetaX posted...

Now I'll be the titty master

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/1/5/AAABqgAADq6n.jpg

MabusIncarnate posted...

He's our resident top tier boob man, an ass topic is disgraceful and it's a ban well deserved tbh. Someone had to say it.

lol. I just wanted to bridge the gap between ass and boobs. The war rages on!

Let this be a lesson.

RESPECT

WOMEN

It's like GameFAQs is trying to die.

<_<

Well that's absolute horse shit.

This moderation system just isn't working.

OzoneNeon posted...

I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of NeonOctopus's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react.

This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?"

He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang.

NeonOctopus was Banned.

I howled. I let out a howl so loud and piercing that it woke up my son. I normally make him go to bed on Wednesday nights at 5:30pm partially because I don't want him to see me getting Hard with other men (the kid doesn't need to be exposed to heavy drinking at his age) and also because he's an annoying little shit and is usually asking questions about football, as if he were a nerd or something.

Tears rolled down my cheeks. I didn't know what to do. I kept refreshing the GameFAQs page, hoping that this was some kind of mistake. Maybe some moderator was intending to remove a post praising the KKK but had accidentally clicked on the innocent NeonOctopus link. Alas, this was not the case.

By this point, my friends were all visibly upset and I noticed they were trying to leave, even though we were only part of the way through the game. "No!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was inconsolable. I began thrashing about, throwing my collection of decorative throwing knives all over the crib (apartment). One knife struck my Native American friend, Big Bear Jim, in the neck. Blood gashed from his open wound, staining the carpet a deep red and splashing the walls. A sickly iron scent loomed in the air as Death claimed Big Bear Jim.

My son knew he needed to act quick. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small crucifix. "Dad!" He yelled. "Remember how Christ died for your sins? Well, NeonOctopus did the same thing. He will live in our hearts forever, and hopefully whenever his purg passes, he will rise again from the depths of suspension and post wonderful stories about titties on CE again."

At that moment, I knew my son was right. My rage quelled. I tossed Big Bear Jim's corpse into the dumpster and put my son into the Punishment Closet, as he had broken one of my most important rules of the house (never make eye contact with me).

Anyway, I really just miss NeonOctopus and I think the mods should reconsider his Suspension.

tl;dr - free NeonOctopus

XD

Crimsoness posted...

Do vegy next

Vegy is basically the physical and spiritual manifestation of CE, if he goes the board dies with him

edit: also #freeneon

ChocoboMogALT posted...

Did he post porn or something?

yep he posted a good amount of porn on the way out before the topic was deleted and user banned.
money shots. big boobs. even small ones getting the sex on.