Poll of the Day > Microchip in your brain gives lifetime of free pizza, BUT you get diarrhea

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Ferarri619 08/23/22 4:01:32 AM #1:	lifetime of free pizza but you get diarrhea every time you use it Yes!! I'll never spend money on food ever again Would use it often but maybe try to avoid using it when I can Would use it sometimes but not often. A little shits won't hurt me Hell no! I'll just buy my stuff the regular way, I aint risking that lifetime of free pizza but you get diarrhea every time you use it - Results (46 votes) Yes!! I'll never spend money on food ever again 8.7% (4 votes) 4 Would use it often but maybe try to avoid using it when I can 10.87% (5 votes) 5 Would use it sometimes but not often. A little shits won't hurt me 13.04% (6 votes) 6 Hell no! I'll just buy my stuff the regular way, I aint risking that 67.39% (31 votes) 31 The microchip has unlimited funds for pizza from any pizza place of your choosing, BUT it also activates diarrhea every time you use it. A hacker can give software updates so that any new pizza places that open up in your area in the future can be used too. --- ~Nintendo 64. Get N or Get out. Coming Fall 1996~ <cite>Ferarri619 posted [p:967507454] in Microchip ... [t:80139489]...</cite> <quote> lifetime of free pizza but you get diarrhea every time you use it Yes!! I'll never spend money on food ever again Would use it often but maybe try to avoid using it when I can Would use it sometimes but not often. A little shits won't hurt me Hell no! I'll just buy my stuff the regular way, I aint risking that Vote View Results lifetime of free pizza but you get diarrhea every time you use it - Results (46 votes) Yes!! I'll never spend money on food ever again 8.7% (4 votes) 4 Would use it often but maybe try to avoid using it when I can 10.87% (5 votes) 5 Would use it sometimes but not often. A little shits won't hurt me 13.04% (6 votes) 6 Hell no! I'll just buy my stuff the regular way, I aint risking that 67.39% (31 votes) 31 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '3', topic: '80139489', message: '0', key: 'b596e1c7' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } The microchip has unlimited funds for pizza from any pizza place of your choosing, BUT it also activates diarrhea every time you use it. A hacker can give software updates so that any new pizza places that open up in your area in the future can be used too. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Straughan 08/23/22 4:13:53 AM #2:	Diarrhea isn't a problem if you drink this twice a day. If you get diarrhea while taking Metamucil, you need to go see a gastroenterologist and possibly go to the hospital. Some of you that get diarrhea ought to try it. It's a miracle product. Most of us don't get enough fiber as it is. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/7/AAfGAbAADl6p.jpg --- Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process they do not become a monster. <cite>Straughan posted [p:967507557] in Microchip ... [t:80139489]...</cite> <quote>Diarrhea isn't a problem if you drink this twice a day. If you get diarrhea while taking Metamucil, you need to go see a gastroenterologist and possibly go to the hospital. Some of you that get diarrhea ought to try it. It's a miracle product. Most of us don't get enough fiber as it is.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/7/AAfGAbAADl6p.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blightzkrieg 08/23/22 5:53:24 AM #3:	What is this an icoyar topic --- http://i.imgur.com/1XbPahR.png <cite>Blightzkrieg posted [p:967508366] in Microchip ... [t:80139489]...</cite> <quote>What is this an icoyar topic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZangsBeard 08/23/22 6:06:20 AM #4:	So free pizza? Fuck yeah. Free food. --- Fear the http://img.pestilenceware.com/Zangulus/Beard.jpg <cite>ZangsBeard posted [p:967508445] in Microchip ... [t:80139489]...</cite> <quote>So free pizza? Fuck yeah. Free food.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HornedLion 08/23/22 6:25:16 AM #5:	Straughan posted... Diarrhea isn't a problem if you drink this twice a day. If you get diarrhea while taking Metamucil, you need to go see a gastroenterologist and possibly go to the hospital. Some of you that get diarrhea ought to try it. It's a miracle product. Most of us don't get enough fiber as it is. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/7/AAfGAbAADl6p.jpg It does feel wonderful. Like you walk around feeling cleaner. Cant be explained. --- Century: Age Of Ashes is the greatest dragon riding game to ever exist and it's FREE. <cite>HornedLion posted [p:967508577] in Microchip ... [t:80139489]...</cite> <quote>Straughan posted... </cite><quote>Diarrhea isn't a problem if you drink this twice a day. If you get diarrhea while taking Metamucil, you need to go see a gastroenterologist and possibly go to the hospital. Some of you that get diarrhea ought to try it. It's a miracle product. Most of us don't get enough fiber as it is.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/7/AAfGAbAADl6p.jpg</quote>It does feel wonderful. Like you walk around feeling cleaner. Cant be explained.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IqarP15 08/23/22 6:34:59 AM #6:	It would come anyways from eating too much of it. All that acid from the sauce alone is more trouble than it's worth. I'm not a TMNT! --- "SPOILERS"... If ppl call me a douche bag I reply "Well at least I'm scoring!" <cite>IqarP15 posted [p:967508637] in Microchip ... [t:80139489]...</cite> <quote>It would come anyways from eating too much of it. All that acid from the sauce alone is more trouble than it's worth. I'm not a TMNT!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 08/23/22 8:15:19 AM #7:	Straughan posted... Diarrhea isn't a problem if you drink this twice a day. If you get diarrhea while taking Metamucil, you need to go see a gastroenterologist and possibly go to the hospital. Some of you that get diarrhea ought to try it. It's a miracle product. Most of us don't get enough fiber as it is. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/7/AAfGAbAADl6p.jpg Presumably, this magic free pizza diarrhea would magically bypass any efforts to prevent diarrhea. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:967509599] in Microchip ... [t:80139489]...</cite> <quote>Straughan posted... </cite><quote>Diarrhea isn't a problem if you drink this twice a day. If you get diarrhea while taking Metamucil, you need to go see a gastroenterologist and possibly go to the hospital. Some of you that get diarrhea ought to try it. It's a miracle product. Most of us don't get enough fiber as it is.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/7/AAfGAbAADl6p.jpg</quote>Presumably, this magic free pizza diarrhea would magically bypass any efforts to prevent diarrhea.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 08/23/22 8:30:23 AM #8:	the only way to use this would be to set future orders, so you don't have it with your pizza --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:967509800] in Microchip ... [t:80139489]...</cite> <quote>the only way to use this would be to set future orders, so you don't have it with your pizza</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OhhhJa 08/23/22 9:24:48 AM #9:	Pizza activates diarrhea half the time anyway. I'll take it <cite>OhhhJa posted [p:967510612] in Microchip ... [t:80139489]...</cite> <quote>Pizza activates diarrhea half the time anyway. I'll take it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JoeDangIt 08/23/22 9:49:10 AM #10:	It's gonna take more than pizza and diarrhea for me to let someone shove something into my brain. <cite>JoeDangIt posted [p:967511043] in Microchip ... [t:80139489]...</cite> <quote>It's gonna take more than pizza and diarrhea for me to let someone shove something into my brain.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dikitain 08/23/22 9:54:27 AM #11:	I only have pizza once a week anyways. Not that I don't like it, just that I don't really like eating the same thing more then once a week. So pizza for dinner on Saturday and spending 2-3 hours shitting my brains out on the toilet Saturday night? Sounds fair. --- My bookshelf: https://www.goodreads.com/review/list/152760030 Comics: https://leagueofcomicgeeks.com/profile/dikitain <cite>Dikitain posted [p:967511130] in Microchip ... [t:80139489]...</cite> <quote>I only have pizza once a week anyways. Not that I don't like it, just that I don't really like eating the same thing more then once a week. So pizza for dinner on Saturday and spending 2-3 hours shitting my brains out on the toilet Saturday night? Sounds fair. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 08/23/22 1:36:34 PM #12:	What kind of diarrhea we talking here? That could be a serious dehydration risk --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:967515502] in Microchip ... [t:80139489]...</cite> <quote>What kind of diarrhea we talking here?That could be a serious dehydration risk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KJ_StErOiDs 08/23/22 3:12:53 PM #13:	Im guessing itd be one bout of diarrhea per every meal/sitting of the pizza. At home I may consider it; getting pizza free and immediately may be worth a few minutes on the bowl. But away from home Id probably not chance it. --- "Shhh! Ben, don't ruin the ending!" --Adrian Ripburger, Full Throttle <cite>KJ_StErOiDs posted [p:967517599] in Microchip ... [t:80139489]...</cite> <quote>Im guessing itd be one bout of diarrhea per every meal/sitting of the pizza.At home I may consider it; getting pizza free and immediately may be worth a few minutes on the bowl.But away from home Id probably not chance it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 08/23/22 3:15:08 PM #14:	Set up your own pizza delivery service, from any pizza place. You get free pizza but don't eat it, so nothing to have tummy problems from (does mean not eating for a bit after working though). Unlimited moneeeeey!! --- Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos." Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do. <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:967517664] in Microchip ... [t:80139489]...</cite> <quote>Set up your own pizza delivery service, from any pizza place. You get free pizza but don't eat it, so nothing to have tummy problems from (does mean not eating for a bit after working though).Unlimited moneeeeey!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZangsBeard 08/23/22 3:25:57 PM #15:	wolfy42 posted... Set up your own pizza delivery service, from any pizza place. You get free pizza but don't eat it, so nothing to have tummy problems from (does mean not eating for a bit after working though). Unlimited moneeeeey!! So... get a job as a delivery driver? Can I just have the diarrhea instead? --- Fear the http://img.pestilenceware.com/Zangulus/Beard.jpg <cite>ZangsBeard posted [p:967517981] in Microchip ... [t:80139489]...</cite> <quote>wolfy42 posted... </cite><quote>Set up your own pizza delivery service, from any pizza place. You get free pizza but don't eat it, so nothing to have tummy problems from (does mean not eating for a bit after working though).Unlimited moneeeeey!!</quote>So... get a job as a delivery driver? Can I just have the diarrhea instead?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ferarri619 08/23/22 6:27:36 PM #16:	adjl posted... Presumably, this magic free pizza diarrhea would magically bypass any efforts to prevent diarrhea. Lol yep OhhhJa posted... Pizza activates diarrhea half the time anyway. I'll take it xD --- ~Nintendo 64. Get N or Get out. Coming Fall 1996~ <cite>Ferarri619 posted [p:967522479] in Microchip ... [t:80139489]...</cite> <quote>adjl posted... </cite><quote>Presumably, this magic free pizza diarrhea would magically bypass any efforts to prevent diarrhea.</quote>Lol yepOhhhJa posted... </cite><quote>Pizza activates diarrhea half the time anyway. I'll take it</quote>xD</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReturnOfFa 08/23/22 8:32:31 PM #17:	yeah I mean I have diarrhea every day so where's the loss here? --- girls like my fa <cite>ReturnOfFa posted [p:967525438] in Microchip ... [t:80139489]...</cite> <quote>yeah I mean I have diarrhea every day so where's the loss here?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 08/26/22 8:04:45 AM #18:	ZangsBeard posted... So... get a job as a delivery driver? Can I just have the diarrhea instead? I mean, working as a delivery driver and getting paid the full price of the food isn't a bad gig. It's still working as a delivery driver, but you could make some pretty substantial money that way. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:967583625] in Microchip ... [t:80139489]...</cite> <quote>ZangsBeard posted... </cite><quote>So... get a job as a delivery driver? Can I just have the diarrhea instead?</quote>I mean, working as a delivery driver and getting paid the full price of the food isn't a bad gig. It's still working as a delivery driver, but you could make some pretty substantial money that way.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZangsBeard 08/26/22 8:05:37 AM #19:	adjl posted... I mean, working as a delivery driver and getting paid the full price of the food isn't a bad gig. It's still working as a delivery driver, but you could make some pretty substantial money that way. Id still rather have the gastro intestinal distress. --- Fear the http://img.pestilenceware.com/Zangulus/Beard.jpg <cite>ZangsBeard posted [p:967583638] in Microchip ... [t:80139489]...</cite> <quote>adjl posted... </cite><quote>I mean, working as a delivery driver and getting paid the full price of the food isn't a bad gig. It's still working as a delivery driver, but you could make some pretty substantial money that way.</quote>Id still rather have the gastro intestinal distress. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 08/26/22 8:08:15 AM #20:	That's fair. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:967583676] in Microchip ... [t:80139489]...</cite> <quote>That's fair.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GameReviews 08/26/22 10:23:55 AM #21:	Nah, I'm fine. I can afford the food I want / need, and don't see any positives in this. --- Sign here. <cite>GameReviews posted [p:967585815] in Microchip ... [t:80139489]...</cite> <quote>Nah, I'm fine. I can afford the food I want / need, and don't see any positives in this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChocoboDreams 08/26/22 6:44:37 PM #22:	I mean the biggest negative of this entire hypothetical scenario is having a microchip in your brain, that sounds worse than the diarrhea. <cite>ChocoboDreams posted [p:967596371] in Microchip ... [t:80139489]...</cite> <quote>I mean the biggest negative of this entire hypothetical scenario is having a microchip in your brain, that sounds worse than the diarrhea. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GGuirao13 08/27/22 3:06:50 AM #23:	Not worth it. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>GGuirao13 posted [p:967604522] in Microchip ... [t:80139489]...</cite> <quote>Not worth it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 08/27/22 12:54:45 PM #24:	ChocoboDreams posted... I mean the biggest negative of this entire hypothetical scenario is having a microchip in your brain, that sounds worse than the diarrhea. Yeah, I read The Terminal Man --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:967610696] in Microchip ... [t:80139489]...</cite> <quote>ChocoboDreams posted... </cite><quote>I mean the biggest negative of this entire hypothetical scenario is having a microchip in your brain, that sounds worse than the diarrhea.</quote>Yeah, I read The Terminal Man </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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