Poll of the Day > You get one servant, what are you choosing?

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hypnox
08/22/22 11:53:21 PM
#1:


You saved Warren Buffett from a runaway orange cart and he is giving you one servant of your choice, what you picking?






Personally I can't make up my mind at this time.

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PMarth2002
08/22/22 11:55:51 PM
#2:


tough call between a maid and chef.

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Lokarin
08/22/22 11:56:17 PM
#3:


4/6 of those would be very very helpful to me... I think the driver would help the most

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Straughan
08/23/22 12:01:23 AM
#4:


French Maid, please.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/8/AAfGAbAADl4o.jpg

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Revelation34
08/23/22 12:02:11 AM
#5:


Maid probably. Unless you don't have to buy the food or gas for the others.

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PMarth2002
08/23/22 12:02:43 AM
#6:


After thinking about it some, I think I'd go with the chef.

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grimhilde00
08/23/22 12:05:13 AM
#7:


Chef. I love to cook and I'd learn stuff.
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wolfy42
08/23/22 1:25:03 AM
#8:


Even if the maid did sexy things as well, I'd still go with chef.

Now if the chef did sexy things as well, i'd marry her.

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faramir77
08/23/22 2:29:51 AM
#9:


I voted maid but honestly a chef would be better.

I don't understand how driver is winning, that would be my absolute last choice there and I'd probably still not even want their services unless I went out drinking or something.

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Metalsonic66
08/23/22 2:30:42 AM
#10:


The butler did it

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Straughan
08/23/22 3:50:05 AM
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The weird thing is, depending on where, the butler is many times the house manager. So you'd likely have the rest already. However butlers have filled all roles too. Their most common role nowadays is actually personal assistant. Like secretary.

Back in the old days, the professionals had such specialized work that only a small part of the work could be outsourced. There are DC assistants now who lead entire staffs that basically do the work our officials are supposed to do.

Everything from making calls and appointments to getting cars waxed and kids to events. Makes you wonder how they are paid too. Word is they are treated like shit by our so-called benevolent leaders and celebrities.

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Revelation34
08/23/22 4:49:26 AM
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ArchaeaOttoia posted...
Of course TC uses ownership terms. Sus.


The word ownership wasn't used until your post in this thread.

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KodyKeir
08/23/22 5:08:34 AM
#14:


Driver, but only if they come with a car.

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Revelation34
08/23/22 9:29:50 AM
#16:


ArchaeaOttoia posted...


How to be wrong while attempting to be correct, brought to you by someone who is always wrong.


Find the word "ownership" used in any post before post #11.

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PK_Spam
08/23/22 9:31:43 AM
#17:


Archer because its cool

but Saber tends to have the best stat allocation

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Rotpar
08/23/22 9:49:06 AM
#18:


ZUN the creator of Touhou made a great comment about how maids are cryptids; we've all heard of them but have never seen one.

And I thought we were talking Fate servants, and I wanted Saber before they made her a literal joke character.

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sveksii
08/23/22 10:53:05 AM
#19:


Revelation34 posted...
The word ownership wasn't used until your post in this thread.

Find the word "ownership" used in any post before post #11.

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He never said it was. You're arguing against something that was never said in the first place. Stop trying to be a Zeus.
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keyblader1985
08/23/22 11:06:26 AM
#20:


My life would be a lot simpler right now if I had a car, so driver.

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Entity13
08/23/22 11:11:10 AM
#21:


If the maid is damned good at giving massages and surprisingly effective at self-defense, then I'd go for one. The only other one I might consider is a driver.

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Krazy_Kirby
08/23/22 12:00:08 PM
#22:


ArchaeaOttoia posted...
Of course TC uses ownership terms. Sus.


suspect*
or
suspicious*

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adjl
08/23/22 12:36:49 PM
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faramir77 posted...
I don't understand how driver is winning, that would be my absolute last choice there and I'd probably still not even want their services unless I went out drinking or something.

A lot of people spend quite a bit more time driving in a given week than they spend cooking, cleaning, or taking care of any other routine tasks, and most of that driving is more a matter of having to wade through unpleasant traffic to commute or accomplish some other mundane task than it is anything really enjoyable. It loses a lot of value in that you still have to spend the same amount of time as a passenger as you would driving yourself and being a passenger isn't the same as having actual free time, but for people that really dislike commuting, I can see the appeal. Bonus points if you would normally have to pay for parking, since you'd save that cost.

Gardener strikes me as the real absolute last choice there. Unless you're maintaining a large enough property that you can already afford these things for yourself, having enough of a garden to justify employing somebody to take care of it is almost always going to be a matter of cultivating it as a hobby/leisure activity, in which case you'll want to do it yourself. For the basic "I want my property to look nice," you hire a landscaper once, then occasionally water it and get them in again each spring to replant annuals. There's very little benefit to be had from a full-time employee.

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wwinterj25
08/23/22 1:19:46 PM
#24:


Maid. Doing dishes and cleaning is one of the most monotonous things for me. Even more so from that list. Plus I do like a attractive maid.

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lihlih
08/23/22 3:33:33 PM
#25:


Rotpar posted...
ZUN the creator of Touhou made a great comment about how maids are cryptids; we've all heard of them but have never seen one.

And I thought we were talking Fate servants, and I wanted Saber before they made her a literal joke character.


What did they do to Saber? I've only watched 0 and Unlimited Bladeworks.

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Far-Queue
08/23/22 5:23:43 PM
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Gardner. I've got three properties currently and I'm not crazy for doing yard work beyond mowing

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DeltaBladeX
08/23/22 5:33:15 PM
#27:


Saber Artoria

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captpackrat
08/23/22 7:15:35 PM
#28:


Gardner, because I'd send him out to clean up all the poison hemlock that grows in the neighborhood. And replant the horse pastures with good quality forage instead of the crapola that's growing there currently.

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captpackrat
08/23/22 7:18:04 PM
#29:


Can't the butler also be your driver, like Duckworth?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/0/4/AAQwHjAADmDg.jpg

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Yellow
08/23/22 7:38:11 PM
#30:


Wait, we all said maid for a reason, but if the maid doesn't like that then it's just sexual harassment, which is less fun.
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KJ_StErOiDs
08/24/22 8:24:07 AM
#31:


Maid/Housekeeper. Cooking and driving I actually enjoy doing myself.

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FrozenBananas
08/24/22 9:03:20 AM
#32:


Has no one said that free driver = free gas basically anywhere?

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LinkPizza
08/24/22 9:52:39 AM
#33:


FrozenBananas posted...
Has no one said that free driver = free gas basically anywhere?

I thought it would be your car and gas, just that someone else was doing the driving for you

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FrozenBananas
08/24/22 9:59:36 AM
#34:


LinkPizza posted...
I thought it would be your car and gas, just that someone else was doing the driving for you

oh well fuck, I dont care about that. I should have chosen maid

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CarefreeDude
08/24/22 10:31:55 AM
#35:


keyblader1985 posted...
My life would be a lot simpler right now if I had a car, so driver.

You'd probably just have a driver and no car

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11110111011
08/24/22 10:57:25 AM
#36:


I think the only one I would want is a Gardener to mow the lawns and such.
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VampireCoyote
08/24/22 11:10:29 AM
#37:


https://the-scp.foundation/object/scp-662

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HarbingerofHope
08/24/22 11:29:19 AM
#38:


CarefreeDude posted...
You'd probably just have a driver and no car
Piggyback rides everywhere.

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AltOmega2
08/24/22 12:09:04 PM
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What's an ownership term?
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LinkPizza
08/24/22 12:37:21 PM
#40:


Entity13 posted...
If the maid is damned good at giving massages and surprisingly effective at self-defense, then I'd go for one.

I also want Kirumi Best maid ever

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KodyKeir
08/24/22 12:40:32 PM
#41:


VampireCoyote posted...
https://the-scp.foundation/object/scp-662

Dammit!

That's where that went.

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The_tall_midget
08/24/22 12:44:33 PM
#42:


Okay, so you said "give," but do I have to pay them?

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Krazy_Kirby
08/24/22 4:05:48 PM
#43:


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahqu1nd3Zu8

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GGuirao13
08/25/22 2:22:23 AM
#44:


Chef.

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Psythik
08/25/22 4:00:41 AM
#45:


Butlers are also housekeepers and chefs, so naturally that's the one you vote for. (And drivers too but I prefer to drive myself.)

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OtakuD50
08/25/22 4:48:25 AM
#46:


Gardner. Since it's not spelled "gardener," I presume a Green Lantern is on the table.

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myghostisdead
08/25/22 7:40:06 AM
#47:


A pool boy to rub my bunions.
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Black_Crusher
08/25/22 8:31:14 AM
#48:


PMarth2002 posted...
tough call between a maid and chef.

If the chef gets mad at you, you're as good as poisoned. Take the maid because nobody likes cleaning the house (I hope)

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Lil_Bit83
08/25/22 9:33:17 AM
#49:


Who?

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Gaawa_chan
08/25/22 9:54:02 AM
#50:


I'm terrible about keeping up on chores, so maid it is.

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