Board 8 > Could Donkey Kong defeat Johnny Cage in a fight?

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rwlh 07/02/22 7:16:21 PM #1:	as nominated by @LeonhartFour Arguments for Johnny: he is a skilled martial artist who can go toe to toe with supernatural ninjas, sorcerers, and deities he can use magic green energy to fire energy blasts and power up his moves he can be very fast, as seen in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLMHKCckV7c Arguments for DK: he could likely handle most of the chumps at the Mortal Kombat tournaments with ease he could punch Johnny's sunglasses off his head, mortally wounding him if he shoots Johnny, it's gonna hurt Last topic was a stomp for the Kong, as the weight of Pyramid Head's sins were no match for the guiltless ape. Today is a more traditional battle, with a movie star turned world-saving hero facing a giant ape in a marquee matchup to boost the box office. Can DK test his might, or will it be time for a Fatality? <cite>rwlh posted [p:966290532] in Could Donk... [t:80080229]...</cite> <quote>as nominated by @LeonhartFour Arguments for Johnny: he is a skilled martial artist who can go toe to toe with supernatural ninjas, sorcerers, and deitieshe can use magic green energy to fire energy blasts and power up his moveshe can be very fast, as seen in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLMHKCckV7c Arguments for DK: he could likely handle most of the chumps at the Mortal Kombat tournaments with easehe could punch Johnny's sunglasses off his head, mortally wounding himif he shoots Johnny, it's gonna hurt Last topic was a stomp for the Kong, as the weight of Pyramid Head's sins were no match for the guiltless ape. Today is a more traditional battle, with a movie star turned world-saving hero facing a giant ape in a marquee matchup to boost the box office. Can DK test his might, or will it be time for a Fatality? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
X_Dante_X 07/02/22 7:20:33 PM #2:	donkey kong solos --- boring and mundane signature Now with more bold! Less Italics due to bold <cite>X_Dante_X posted [p:966290615] in Could Donk... [t:80080229]...</cite> <quote>donkey kong solos</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
redrocket 07/02/22 7:33:58 PM #3:	If Johnny hits DK with a Ball Breaker, its gonna hurt. --- It's like paying for bubble wrap. -transience on Final Fantasy: All the Bravest <cite>redrocket posted [p:966290852] in Could Donk... [t:80080229]...</cite> <quote>If Johnny hits DK with a Ball Breaker, its gonna hurt. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
redrocket 07/02/22 7:51:12 PM #4:	rwlh posted... * he could punch Johnny's sunglasses off his head, mortally wounding him This would be a very bad move for DK https://youtu.be/-OY5oetA1kU Messing with Johnnys sunglasses is like messing with DKs bananas. --- It's like paying for bubble wrap. -transience on Final Fantasy: All the Bravest <cite>redrocket posted [p:966291166] in Could Donk... [t:80080229]...</cite> <quote>rwlh posted... </cite> <quote>* he could punch Johnny's sunglasses off his head, mortally wounding him</quote> This would be a very bad move for DK https://youtu.be/-OY5oetA1kU Messing with Johnnys sunglasses is like messing with DKs bananas. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeonhartFour 07/02/22 8:27:27 PM #5:	rwlh posted... he could punch Johnny's sunglasses off his head, mortally wounding him this is the part where DK falls down after having his balls busted --- http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/080/145/638.png <cite>LeonhartFour posted [p:966291990] in Could Donk... [t:80080229]...</cite> <quote>rwlh posted... </cite> <quote>he could punch Johnny's sunglasses off his head, mortally wounding him</quote> this is the part where DK falls down after having his balls busted </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
greengravy294 07/02/22 8:50:08 PM #6:	johnny cage SOLOS --- https://imgur.com/a/LEqiW https://imgur.com/iXHxhET <cite>greengravy294 posted [p:966292501] in Could Donk... [t:80080229]...</cite> <quote>johnny cage SOLOS </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tazzyboyishere 07/02/22 9:52:17 PM #7:	nominate Cranky Kong in his prime --- http://i.imgur.com/l7xxLh1.jpg PSN/Steam - RoboQuote ; NNID - TazzyMan <cite>tazzyboyishere posted [p:966294068] in Could Donk... [t:80080229]...</cite> <quote>nominate Cranky Kong in his prime </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kamekguy 07/03/22 1:14:53 AM #8:	Depends on which version of Johnny Cage. Pre-MK9 Cage definitely jobs out to DK. Guy is just too damn cocky and doesn't have a way to finish off DK fast. MK9 Cage also very likely loses, even with time travel shenanigans, his best showings are jobbing out enough to play dead. MKX/11 Cage gets military training, years more experience, and is post-punching out Shinnok. This is an actual fight, and I might lean toward Johnny for it - DK can dish out more firepower in a shorter amount of time, but Cage has actual ways of anticipating it and powering through. My concern comes from Johnny's signature move. If he punches DK in the crystal coconuts, DK is definitely going to retaliate by punching Johnny even harder. I feel it is inevitable that the match ends in a contest of groin punches, so I ask: how durable are Johnny Cage's balls? --- Mario Vs Cloud 2002: A Video Retrospective - https://youtu.be/1dx4t6H_K9Y Full Channel Available Here!: https://www.youtube.com/c/designingfor <cite>Kamekguy posted [p:966298430] in Could Donk... [t:80080229]...</cite> <quote>Depends on which version of Johnny Cage. Pre-MK9 Cage definitely jobs out to DK. Guy is just too damn cocky and doesn't have a way to finish off DK fast. MK9 Cage also very likely loses, even with time travel shenanigans, his best showings are jobbing out enough to play dead. MKX/11 Cage gets military training, years more experience, and is post-punching out Shinnok. This is an actual fight, and I might lean toward Johnny for it - DK can dish out more firepower in a shorter amount of time, but Cage has actual ways of anticipating it and powering through. My concern comes from Johnny's signature move. If he punches DK in the crystal coconuts, DK is definitely going to retaliate by punching Johnny even harder. I feel it is inevitable that the match ends in a contest of groin punches, so I ask: how durable are Johnny Cage's balls? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rwlh 07/03/22 10:12:52 AM #9:	Never did I imagine this topic would turn to a discussion of comparing fictional characters' balls. Well okay, maybe I did. A little. <cite>rwlh posted [p:966303573] in Could Donk... [t:80080229]...</cite> <quote>Never did I imagine this topic would turn to a discussion of comparing fictional characters' balls. Well okay, maybe I did. A little. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterplum 07/03/22 10:21:17 AM #10:	Kage --- https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BdWiElvIQAAQpBt.jpg <cite>masterplum posted [p:966303723] in Could Donk... [t:80080229]...</cite> <quote>Kage </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LiquidOshawott 07/03/22 10:35:18 AM #11:	Johnny Cage Beating Shinnok is a better feat than DKs I think --- I live on, THROUGH THIS SEASHELL! VeryInsane's mobile account <cite>LiquidOshawott posted [p:966303951] in Could Donk... [t:80080229]...</cite> <quote>Johnny Cage Beating Shinnok is a better feat than DKs I think </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rwlh 07/03/22 1:04:23 PM #12:	Could Donkey Kong defeat Shinnok in a fight? <cite>rwlh posted [p:966306634] in Could Donk... [t:80080229]...</cite> <quote>Could Donkey Kong defeat Shinnok in a fight? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rwlh 07/03/22 5:25:03 PM #13:	Not very popular, Johnny Cage. <cite>rwlh posted [p:966312178] in Could Donk... [t:80080229]...</cite> <quote>Not very popular, Johnny Cage. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lopen 07/03/22 5:31:41 PM #14:	Johnny Cage wins --- No problem! This is a cute and pop genocide of love! <cite>Lopen posted [p:966312332] in Could Donk... [t:80080229]...</cite> <quote>Johnny Cage wins </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bryans7 07/03/22 9:40:41 PM #15:	Kamekguy posted... how durable are Johnny Cage's balls? I say to you, how durable are Donkey Kong's testicles? Canonically we know that Johnny Cage can down a Shokan with a single ball blast. (Goro; Mortal Kombat [1997]) Is DK's genital region as strong as Goro's? I'm not so sure. --- https://i.imgur.com/zBZVUai.jpg <cite>bryans7 posted [p:966317283] in Could Donk... [t:80080229]...</cite> <quote>Kamekguy posted... </cite> <quote>how durable are Johnny Cage's balls?</quote> I say to you, how durable are Donkey Kong's testicles? Canonically we know that Johnny Cage can down a Shokan with a single ball blast. (Goro; Mortal Kombat [1997]) Is DK's genital region as strong as Goro's? I'm not so sure. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leonhart4 07/03/22 9:45:16 PM #16:	Lopen posted... Johnny Cage wins FATALITY --- https://imgur.com/WqDcNNq https://imgur.com/89Z5jrB <cite>Leonhart4 posted [p:966317358] in Could Donk... [t:80080229]...</cite> <quote>Lopen posted... </cite> <quote>Johnny Cage wins</quote> FATALITY </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TomNook 07/03/22 10:40:01 PM #17:	Johnny Cage would uppercut DK's head off 3 times. Johnny Cage wins. --- Bells, bells, bells! <cite>TomNook posted [p:966318525] in Could Donk... [t:80080229]...</cite> <quote>Johnny Cage would uppercut DK's head off 3 times. Johnny Cage wins. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MegaWentEvil 07/04/22 4:37:51 PM #18:	Donkey Kong, nothing Johnny did compares to punching the moon out of orbit. ~~Also, ewww at the idea of Johnny Cage punching DK in the groin. Given he doesn't wear pants, the implications are real gross.~~ On topic: Nominating Rillaboom --- #FreeUkraine \| #ScrewPutin \| Aro/Ace I'm not Ukrainian, my avatar is the Ukrainian flag just as support to them. <cite>MegaWentEvil posted [p:966334871] in Could Donk... [t:80080229]...</cite> <quote>Donkey Kong, nothing Johnny did compares to punching the moon out of orbit. Also, ewww at the idea of Johnny Cage punching DK in the groin. Given he doesn't wear pants, the implications are real gross. On topic: Nominating Rillaboom </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZeeksFire 07/04/22 5:53:18 PM #19:	I think JC has the advantage, because he's smaller than a moon and can dodge said punch, then pull off what Johnny Cage usually does. <cite>ZeeksFire posted [p:966336605] in Could Donk... [t:80080229]...</cite> <quote>I think JC has the advantage, because he's smaller than a moon and can dodge said punch, then pull off what Johnny Cage usually does. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crescent-Moon 07/04/22 9:34:46 PM #20:	It sounds like DK doesn't have the balls to win this one. --- So a planet's somewhere out there, their history the same as ours is written. The only difference is that... Everyone's a kitten! <cite>Crescent-Moon posted [p:966341587] in Could Donk... [t:80080229]...</cite> <quote>It sounds like DK doesn't have the balls to win this one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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