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Depends on which version of Johnny Cage.

Pre-MK9 Cage definitely jobs out to DK. Guy is just too damn cocky and doesn't have a way to finish off DK fast.
MK9 Cage also very likely loses, even with time travel shenanigans, his best showings are jobbing out enough to play dead.
MKX/11 Cage gets military training, years more experience, and is post-punching out Shinnok. This is an actual fight, and I might lean toward Johnny for it - DK can dish out more firepower in a shorter amount of time, but Cage has actual ways of anticipating it and powering through.

My concern comes from Johnny's signature move. If he punches DK in the crystal coconuts, DK is definitely going to retaliate by punching Johnny even harder. I feel it is inevitable that the match ends in a contest of groin punches, so I ask: how durable are Johnny Cage's balls?