Board 8 > Post and I will give you a dumb superpower

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ChaosTonyV4
06/30/22 10:30:29 PM
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Go

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NFUN
06/30/22 10:33:42 PM
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I can turn the air into mayonnaise

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ChaosTonyV4
06/30/22 10:37:12 PM
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NFUN posted...
I can turn the air into mayonnaise

Any garbage you throw out of a moving vehicle gets teleported to the nearest recycling center for free.

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Johnbobb
06/30/22 10:46:42 PM
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ChaosTonyV4 posted...
Any garbage you throw out of a moving vehicle gets teleported to the nearest recycling center for free.
that power fuckin rocks

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Lolo_Guru
06/30/22 10:47:11 PM
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sure

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NFUN
06/30/22 10:48:51 PM
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Johnbobb posted...
that power fuckin rocks
yeah like I'm bringing my garbage into my car now

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changmas
06/30/22 11:04:52 PM
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alright

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ChaosTonyV4
06/30/22 11:07:52 PM
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Johnbobb posted...
that power fuckin rocks

Every single time you fart (without shitting) you teleport back to your home.

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ChaosTonyV4
06/30/22 11:10:46 PM
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Pure coincidence both those powers relate to teleportation btw.

Lolo_Guru posted...
sure

When you go 24 hours without sleeping, you can phase through anything for 24 minutes.
This power resets when you sleep.

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BlueCrystalTear
06/30/22 11:15:20 PM
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okay

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LiquidOshawott
06/30/22 11:17:07 PM
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Hm

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Hbthebattle
06/30/22 11:19:52 PM
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Sure

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Johnbobb
06/30/22 11:20:08 PM
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ChaosTonyV4 posted...
Every single time you fart (without shitting) you teleport back to your home.
I'd save so much on gas

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Leafeon13N
06/30/22 11:26:01 PM
#14:


Ok
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TheArkOfTurus
06/30/22 11:35:20 PM
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I need more power.

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ChaosTonyV4
06/30/22 11:39:27 PM
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changmas posted...
alright

You cant eat food unless its off a special indestructible plate.

One hour after eating something, it reappears back on that plate, intact.

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Snake5555555555
06/30/22 11:45:12 PM
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Go!

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ChaosTonyV4
06/30/22 11:47:55 PM
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BlueCrystalTear posted...
okay

Your pockets fill with salt when it rains. If youre not wearing pockets, your armpits do.

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JONALEON1
06/30/22 11:55:15 PM
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Hmm

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ChaosTonyV4
06/30/22 11:59:53 PM
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LiquidOshawott posted...
Hm

You can see 1 day into the future, but you forget anything older than 1 day in the past.

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GenesisSaga
07/01/22 12:00:41 AM
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I love dumb super powers

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BlueCrystalTear
07/01/22 12:00:56 AM
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ChaosTonyV4 posted...
Your pockets fill with salt when it rains. If youre not wearing pockets, your armpits do.
I think I'm salty enough, but thanks.

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xx521xx
07/01/22 12:03:04 AM
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OK

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ChaosTonyV4
07/01/22 12:19:33 AM
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Hbthebattle posted...
Sure

You can absorb years of life by skin to skin contact with others, but you permanently smell like the worst thing theyve ever smelled, just to them specifically, and their scent memory will always be attached to your face.

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KCF0107
07/01/22 12:34:23 AM
#25:


Empower me

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azuarc
07/01/22 12:51:41 AM
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huh.

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spooky96
07/01/22 12:52:24 AM
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Arite lesgoooooo

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ChaosTonyV4
07/01/22 1:01:52 AM
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Leafeon13N posted...
Ok

You can speak/understand any language by choosing it before you go to sleep, but then its the only language you know the next day.

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WickIebee
07/01/22 1:38:02 AM
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Sure

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MarkS222222222222222
07/01/22 2:50:55 PM
#30:


Go

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lordjers
07/01/22 2:55:41 PM
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I want superpowers.

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Maniac64
07/01/22 5:15:20 PM
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I love dumb superpowers!

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ChaosTonyV4
07/01/22 5:45:15 PM
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TheArkOfTurus posted...
I need more power.

Instead of tanning or burning, sunlight makes your fingernails constantly grow, and they can be cut and eaten by anyone as Vitamin D supplements.

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Fastbreak
07/01/22 5:45:25 PM
#34:


Okay

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Calintares
07/01/22 5:47:12 PM
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I have the power to always know exactly where the moon is and what phase it's in.

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SovietOmega
07/01/22 5:57:01 PM
#36:


Hit me.

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ChaosTonyV4
07/01/22 6:42:04 PM
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Snake5555555555 posted...
Go!

You can regrow your limbs an unlimited number of times, but only two at a time, at a minimum.

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JeffreyRaze
07/01/22 6:49:36 PM
#38:


Dumb powers are always fun

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Snake5555555555
07/01/22 7:14:40 PM
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I'd say that's pretty good

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ChaosTonyV4
07/01/22 9:37:20 PM
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JONALEON1 posted...
Hmm

You can impregnate anything.

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Fastbreak
07/02/22 8:30:12 PM
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Gross

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Johnbobb
07/02/22 8:32:49 PM
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ChaosTonyV4 posted...
You can impregnate anything.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/8/2/AAS3NhAADaFi.jpg

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ChaosTonyV4
07/03/22 4:18:09 AM
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GenesisSaga posted...
I love dumb super powers

You always know whether its going to be a good day or a bad day, with no other specific information.

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GenesisSaga
07/03/22 10:55:20 AM
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That will be very helpful in determining whether or not to get out of bed!

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swirIdude
07/03/22 11:15:03 AM
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Classic era topic

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ChaosTonyV4
07/03/22 9:49:58 PM
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xx521xx posted...
OK

Every time you count to 1000 aloud you get $500.

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azuarc
07/04/22 2:17:45 AM
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That seems pretty useful. How long does it take to count to 1000? Do that once a day when you wake up, and you're pretty decently set.

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Murphiroth
07/04/22 2:21:14 AM
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There's some good dumb powers in here!

Brings to mind the mutant Soft Serve and her really stupid powers that are probably a fetish of her creator.
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firefdr
07/04/22 2:27:40 AM
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Me me
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ChaosTonyV4
07/04/22 3:03:20 AM
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KCF0107 posted...
Empower me

Youre now a human 10 watt wireless charging pad, and you need 5 times the recommended daily amount of salt to stay alive.

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