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Smackems
06/30/22 6:37:39 PM
#151:


The fuck you ain't

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MabusIncarnate
06/30/22 6:37:40 PM
#152:


Spirulina is in it too, that's like sea plankton

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Smackems
06/30/22 6:38:06 PM
#153:


They done sold you on drinking pond particles

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YugiNoob
06/30/22 6:39:12 PM
#154:


Is this you Mabus

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/2/0/AAPV5JAADZoc.jpg

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MattcheteGuy
06/30/22 6:39:49 PM
#155:


don't eat raw snails. They'll give you fucking brain parasites.

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MabusIncarnate
06/30/22 6:40:56 PM
#156:


I was reading about a dude that was dared to eat a slug, and it put him in a 420 day coma, and then he was paralyzed for years before he finally died. It was some kind of parasitic heart worm that infected him.

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Smackems
06/30/22 6:42:01 PM
#157:


MattcheteGuy posted...
don't eat raw snails. They'll give you fucking brain parasites.
I prefer my brain parasites to be abstinent

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Smackems
06/30/22 6:42:39 PM
#158:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I was reading about a dude that was dared to eat a slug, and it put him in a 420 day coma, and then he was paralyzed for years before he finally died. It was some kind of parasitic heart worm that infected him.
Sounds fun

Johnny?

Best act right.

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Talib_21
06/30/22 6:44:47 PM
#159:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I was reading about a dude that was dared to eat a slug, and it put him in a 420 day coma, and then he was paralyzed for years before he finally died. It was some kind of parasitic heart worm that infected him.

420 days, hopefully it paralyzed him for 69 days before he kicked the bucket


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Smackems
06/30/22 6:45:18 PM
#160:


Talib_21 posted...
420 days, hopefully it paralyzed him for 69 days before he kicked the bucket
Lmao

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YugiNoob
06/30/22 6:45:41 PM
#161:


I think this dude already had that parasite before the dare lol

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/2/5/AAPV5JAADZoh.jpg

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Smackems
06/30/22 6:47:46 PM
#162:


What kind of genius is like "ok I'll just eat that"

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Talib_21
06/30/22 6:51:05 PM
#163:


Smackems posted...
What kind of genius is like "ok I'll just eat that"
You cant back down from a dare

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Smackems
06/30/22 6:51:48 PM
#164:


Talib_21 posted...
You cant back down from a dare
I dare you to butt chug 9 gallons of pure moonshine

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MattcheteGuy
06/30/22 7:15:28 PM
#165:


holy shit Cuphead DLC is hard :/

There was some early prototype boss that had these full screen rotating beams where either the clockwise or counter-clockwise group would be damaging at any given time. They turned that into a legit boss now and it rekt me. That's only the 2nd phase of 3 as well. I don't know what's gonna show up for the final part of that fight. I think it's meant to be the easiest of the new bosses too. I have a feeling I'm not gonna make much progress tonight.

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Talib_21
06/30/22 7:21:39 PM
#166:


Smackems posted...
I dare you to butt chug 9 gallons of pure moonshine
done

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MattcheteGuy
06/30/22 7:37:10 PM
#167:


I named a Skyrim character Moonshine once. I name all my characters after booze in one form or another.

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Talib_21
06/30/22 7:43:14 PM
#168:


How many characters do you have named joose?

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CanuckCowboy
06/30/22 7:48:02 PM
#169:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Canuck Smack we may TMNT tonight

I might be down depending on the time.

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MabusIncarnate
06/30/22 7:49:28 PM
#170:


Tell me when is good for you, Johnny will play and so will my wife. I'm around most of the night.

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CanuckCowboy
06/30/22 7:51:32 PM
#171:


Kinda whenever really but I'm drinking to celebrate getting my car back and getting the stupid grad ceremony done tho... so I dunno how late I'll be up.

And also cause my feels got hurt. Lol.

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/30/22 7:53:32 PM
#172:


Awww some little philly break your heart?

Also i'm home now and beerin it up so i'm ready whenever you guys are.

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CanuckCowboy
06/30/22 7:57:57 PM
#173:


Yeah the one girl who always used to message me and shit was just not wanting any part of me today at the grad ceremony pretty much. Talked a little but she was clearly not wanting to so I just fucked off.

Like you messaged me, you added me, you always ask when my breaks are and go with me but now we're done school and now its like nah don't talk to me.

And the other one is obsessive and neurotic. No sex for me anytime soon. Lol.

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Smackems
06/30/22 8:00:43 PM
#174:


MattcheteGuy posted...
I named a Skyrim character Moonshine once. I name all my characters after booze in one form or another.
I name em smart guy names. Like poop dick or burp Snart

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MabusIncarnate
06/30/22 8:01:05 PM
#175:


I'd probably be down at 9 if you are still up, like 2 hours. If not tonight, we gotta play sometime.

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Smackems
06/30/22 8:01:35 PM
#176:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Yeah the one girl who always used to message me and shit was just not wanting any part of me today at the grad ceremony pretty much. Talked a little but she was clearly not wanting to so I just fucked off.

Like you messaged me, you added me, you always ask when my breaks are and go with me but now we're done school and now its like nah don't talk to me.

And the other one is obsessive and neurotic. No sex for me anytime soon. Lol.
Shoulda listened to me and did it while you had the chance

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CanuckCowboy
06/30/22 8:03:46 PM
#177:


Apparently.

She only recently split up too so I dunno... like mostly I wasn't even trying to bang but I legitimately thought we were buds and would hang out after school but I guess we ain't camping anymore or hanging out outside of work.

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/30/22 8:08:49 PM
#178:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Apparently.

She only recently split up too so I dunno... like mostly I wasn't even trying to bang but I legitimately thought we were buds and would hang out after school but I guess we ain't camping anymore or hanging out outside of work.

Some women are fuck asses like that. I know a lot of em.

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Smackems
06/30/22 8:10:00 PM
#179:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Apparently.

She only recently split up too so I dunno... like mostly I wasn't even trying to bang but I legitimately thought we were buds and would hang out after school but I guess we ain't camping anymore or hanging out outside of work.
Taint the end. She may holler at ya again. May just be having a day

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/30/22 8:22:48 PM
#180:


Smackems posted...
Taint the end. She may holler at ya again. May just be having a day

Can't be too bad of a day if it's a graduation. I would been loaded "YEAHHH WE'RE DONE LETS GET TANKED!!! AGHHHHH *PUKE* *HIT HEAD ON TABLE* "MEDIC!"


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WaterLink
06/30/22 8:24:47 PM
#181:


YugiNoob posted...
I think this dude already had that parasite before the dare lol

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/2/5/AAPV5JAADZoh.jpg

This is how zombies start.

MattcheteGuy posted...
holy shit Cuphead DLC is hard :/

Isn't the whole point of that game to be really hard? Were you expecting it to be easy? I have it on my wishlist on Steam but I have too much of a backlog already and I've already spent like $30 on this Summer Sale so I doubt I'll be getting it

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CanuckCowboy
06/30/22 8:27:05 PM
#182:


Smackems posted...
Taint the end. She may holler at ya again. May just be having a day

Could be. Who knows. Not gonna hold my breath. But we both got day shift on the same wing so whatever we'll see when we start work.


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Questionmarktarius
06/30/22 8:28:47 PM
#183:


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CanuckCowboy
06/30/22 8:30:12 PM
#184:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Can't be too bad of a day if it's a graduation. I would been loaded "YEAHHH WE'RE DONE LETS GET TANKED!!! AGHHHHH *PUKE* *HIT HEAD ON TABLE* "MEDIC!"

I mean it was a mess. We got there and they didn't even have the room ready or even booked yet. Also I wanted to leave but I got a ride with my buds from school and he wanted to keep the teacher company till the last person (aka that chick) showed up.

I kinda wanted to see her but also in the end I'd be happier if I didn't probly.

But I GOT KY FUCKING CAR SO FUCK YEAJ

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/30/22 8:30:13 PM
#185:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Could be. Who knows. Not gonna hold my breath. But we both got day shift on the same wing so whatever we'll see when we start work.

If she starts being nice again give her the same business she gave you.

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Smackems
06/30/22 8:37:44 PM
#186:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Can't be too bad of a day if it's a graduation. I would been loaded "YEAHHH WE'RE DONE LETS GET TANKED!!! AGHHHHH *PUKE* *HIT HEAD ON TABLE* "MEDIC!"
I would be pissed that I had to take time outta my day to do it and get dressed. Fuck that

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/30/22 8:39:40 PM
#187:


Smackems posted...
I would be pissed that I had to take time outta my day to do it and get dressed. Fuck that

Good point. I woulda just had em mail me my diploma like I did with my Associates.

Youtube just had this interesting playlist for me. I certainly don't listen to one genre of music all the time

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/1/5/AAHlKpAADZp7.jpg

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MabusIncarnate
06/30/22 8:43:04 PM
#188:


Yeah Cuphead is hard as shit. The game is brilliant in it's design and plays really well, but it's so difficult.

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CanuckCowboy
06/30/22 8:43:19 PM
#189:


Smackems posted...
I would be pissed that I had to take time outta my day to do it and get dressed. Fuck that

Also it was fucking stupid. We got there and the room still wasn't booked and we were all about to leave then the instructor gets a call saying the room should be booked in 15 mins. So we stood in the parking lot waiting for that.... then really there was nothing happening besides we got a cap and gown and there was pizza.

Also that chick was late af. Only me and my other buds from class I got a ride with were even still there and we were leaving when she got into the lot. If I'd had my car earlier I wouldn't have even seen her in person today just had a few messages exchanged.

But on the upside I got a large pizza cause no one ate shit or stuck around.

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CanuckCowboy
06/30/22 8:44:00 PM
#190:


Also I dunno wtf I'm supposed to do with this fucking cap and gown. Why do we even keep these?

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MabusIncarnate
06/30/22 8:45:06 PM
#191:


You can make a sick superhero cape out of it when you go out bike riding doing BMX stuff.

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CanuckCowboy
06/30/22 8:46:48 PM
#192:


MabusIncarnate posted...
You can make a sick superhero cape out of it when you go out bike riding doing BMX stuff.

Holy shit that's brilliant.

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/30/22 8:50:04 PM
#193:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Also I dunno wtf I'm supposed to do with this fucking cap and gown. Why do we even keep these?

Put the cap on Walter. Make him look even more distinguished.

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CanuckCowboy
06/30/22 8:54:29 PM
#194:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Put the cap on Walter. Make him look even more distinguished.
Maybe it'd fit him. Way to too small for me.

I kinda wanna post a pic I got in the gown and cap but also can't fully edit it down enough to get the girl out of it.

Different girl from the other girls but she's a sweetheart. One of the genuinely nicest people I've met but also she's married so darn.

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/30/22 9:16:03 PM
#195:


If you watch closely at the end you can see Eddie whisper the words "Watch for shit in the sheets" at the end of the tune.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcgtTrMBMEU

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MabusIncarnate
06/30/22 9:17:32 PM
#196:


Pearl Jam said fuck Gamefaqs

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BlazinBlue88
06/30/22 9:18:39 PM
#197:


They really did.
Some videos only let you watch from Youtube directly. Not sure why it matters.

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CanuckCowboy
06/30/22 9:20:12 PM
#198:


I dunno how much it happens in murrica but with ce links specifically I always get "uploaded has not made this available in your country" bs

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BlazinBlue88
06/30/22 9:26:08 PM
#199:


CanuckCowboy posted...
I dunno how much it happens in murrica but with ce links specifically I always get "uploaded has not made this available in your country" bs
We don't have that issue cause the Internet was made in America.

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AirFresh
06/30/22 9:29:02 PM
#200:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
They really did.
Some videos only let you watch from Youtube directly. Not sure why it matters.
It's based off the channel or if it's age-restricted. You cannot embed any age restricted videos anymore. Probably ties into ad revenue in some shape or form which is why some copyrighted stuff won't let you do it.

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