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WaterLink
06/28/22 2:01:39 AM
#51:


Did anyone play Overlord back in the day? It's basically Pikmin in a fantasy setting. I got it in the steam summer sale. I played it a lot back in the 360 days when it first came out and just thought I'd revisit it. It's still a really fun game to me that surprisingly has held up pretty decently

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Smackems
06/28/22 2:55:58 AM
#52:


I saw my brother play it some

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MabusIncarnate
06/28/22 3:02:06 AM
#53:


I had it and liked it a lot, I remember the 2nd one not being as good. The humor was fantastic.

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Questionmarktarius
06/28/22 3:54:48 AM
#54:


so... this is a thing that exists, and I want it now.
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YugiNoob
06/28/22 8:09:22 AM
#55:


The local residents, the Fuckingers

lol

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BlazinBlue88
06/28/22 10:52:45 AM
#56:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Hey once again I copied it from the last topic so I can't take the blame on that.
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No you didn't you lying ****
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Johnny_Nutcase
06/28/22 11:09:55 AM
#57:


See that looks like a nice photoshop. I'll tell ya somethin else...

*THROWS VODKA IN YOUR EYES*

*speeds off in go kart*

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WaterLink
06/28/22 11:14:26 AM
#58:


We had our 2nd ultrasound this morning. For only 13 weeks in, it was moving and kicking a lot. Was basically using the womb as a slip n slide, kicking off and then sliding back down repeatedly lmao. Had no idea they'd be that active this early on

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/28/22 11:17:38 AM
#59:


It's safe to say if it's a boy you're naming him Johnny right?

Or you can name him BlazinBlue88 but forget to tag him on the form and really piss off blaze.

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Talib_21
06/28/22 11:22:59 AM
#60:


Who would name their kid Johnny, thats such a shitty stupid name

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BlazinBlue88
06/28/22 11:47:51 AM
#61:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
It's safe to say if it's a boy you're naming him Johnny right?

Or you can name him BlazinBlue88 but forget to tag him on the form and really piss off blaze.
lmfao

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WaterLink
06/28/22 11:54:23 AM
#62:


Yeah we're not naming it Johnny if it's a boy lol

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Smackems
06/28/22 3:07:59 PM
#63:


Name it Smack

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WaterLink
06/28/22 3:10:19 PM
#64:


My mother in law has nicknamed it Squishy because of that Finding Nemo scene. I'm really hoping that doesn't stick after it's born because I know I'd detest that nickname lol

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/28/22 4:03:32 PM
#65:


Damn someone at work brought me a bottle of Jack. Know what im doin tonight.

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Smackems
06/28/22 4:24:12 PM
#66:


Putting it in ur butt

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Stewman_Magoo
06/29/22 12:46:09 AM
#67:


Some fucking group of asshole kids threw a rock at my glass door and shattered it. Fortunately I got a picture of the little fuckers ducking off to a different street.

My neighbor across the street has a camera set up pointing by my house, I'm gonna check the footage to confirm it's them.

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Smackems
06/29/22 12:53:35 AM
#68:


Hope you get those little shits

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MabusIncarnate
06/29/22 12:56:24 AM
#69:


Send for me and Johnny, we'll throw rocks right back at the little fucks

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Stewman_Magoo
06/29/22 1:00:27 AM
#70:


Smackems posted...
Hope you get those little shits

I've got names. Their summer is going to fuckin SUUUUUUUUCK

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gixxerlove
06/29/22 3:42:21 AM
#71:


Stewman_Magoo posted...
I've got names. Their summer is going to fuckin SUUUUUUUUCK

Sweet!

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/29/22 3:59:12 AM
#72:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Send for me and Johnny, we'll throw rocks right back at the little fucks

Ohhhhh yeah. Back breakin time.

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/29/22 4:42:25 AM
#73:


Someone at work wants to bite my pinky finger off. Just the tip of it to see if she can. I said $1 mil and it has to be done in the ER, but she just offered me a bottle of booze. I'll keep you updated on negotiations.


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CanuckCowboy
06/29/22 1:27:01 PM
#74:


Start my new job / career July 5th. Fuck yeah let's go.

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BlazinBlue88
06/29/22 1:28:06 PM
#75:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Start my new job / career July 5th. Fuck yeah let's go.
Explain. Did America somehow help you become liberated and independent?

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CanuckCowboy
06/29/22 2:10:46 PM
#76:


Nah just had my final interview at the care home ive been at for school. Got a set line and the good old 7-3 shift.

Side bonus i got the same line as my innapropriately young friend. Lol. So thats sweet.

I could start sooner except I don't have my registration number yet.

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CanuckCowboy
06/29/22 2:11:35 PM
#77:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Someone at work wants to bite my pinky finger off. Just the tip of it to see if she can. I said $1 mil and it has to be done in the ER, but she just offered me a bottle of booze. I'll keep you updated on negotiations.

Supposedly its barely any different than biting through a carrot so...

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/29/22 2:32:29 PM
#78:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Nah just had my final interview at the care home ive been at for school. Got a set line and the good old 7-3 shift.

Side bonus i got the same line as my innapropriately young friend. Lol. So thats sweet.

I could start sooner except I don't have my registration number yet.

Nice so you'll be available evenings for games and ruckus.

Walters also gonna tear the place apart while youre gone.

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Smackems
06/29/22 2:58:35 PM
#79:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Someone at work wants to bite my pinky finger off. Just the tip of it to see if she can. I said $1 mil and it has to be done in the ER, but she just offered me a bottle of booze. I'll keep you updated on negotiations.
Ah, a new new chick

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/29/22 3:16:16 PM
#80:


Smackems posted...
Ah, a new new chick

No fuck that she has shorter hair than I do and looks like a little kid. Shes married too.

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IfGodCouldDie
06/29/22 3:24:05 PM
#81:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
No fuck that she has shorter hair than I do and looks like a little kid. Shes married too.
Just because there is a goalie doesn't mean you can't score.

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Smackems
06/29/22 3:26:10 PM
#82:


Johnny is a tsundere

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CanuckCowboy
06/29/22 3:37:39 PM
#83:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Nice so you'll be available evenings for games and ruckus.

Walters also gonna tear the place apart while youre gone.

Yeah except I gotta get up by 6 at the latest.

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Smackems
06/29/22 6:17:54 PM
#84:


Feel sick. Again

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Stewman_Magoo
06/29/22 6:58:30 PM
#85:


The kid who threw the rock came by with his mom. She dragged him over to apologize. We exchanged information so she will take care if the window.

Thank fuck some people are still mature in this world.

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Smackems
06/29/22 6:59:16 PM
#86:


What did the kid say and do

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/29/22 7:07:15 PM
#87:


Smackems posted...
What did the kid say and do

He probably gave him a hellishly intense look and promised to be back with bigger rocks.

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Stewman_Magoo
06/29/22 7:07:47 PM
#88:


Smackems posted...
What did the kid say and do

He was scared af, clearly looked upset that he got caught. He said he was sorry we told him we filed a police report.

He claimed to just be throwing the rock down the alley, and I believe him. He hit my house though.

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Smackems
06/29/22 7:08:28 PM
#89:


I'm glad that rapscallion is out of society's way. We need to CEASE this HOOLIGANRY

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Stewman_Magoo
06/29/22 7:10:17 PM
#90:


Throw the book at him like a rock!

OOOOOOHHHHHLIKEAROCK!

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Johnny_Nutcase
06/29/22 7:36:03 PM
#91:


I hope he gets 60-70 years

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Smackems
06/29/22 7:45:04 PM
#92:


Pure solitary too

No time outside, no toilet, only avacodos to eat

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Stewman_Magoo
06/29/22 7:59:39 PM
#93:


He'll get 200 minimum

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Smackems
06/29/22 9:06:29 PM
#94:


Smackems has ascended via gummi

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MattcheteGuy
06/29/22 9:43:38 PM
#95:


Had dinner tonight with parents and some extended family.

My mission a month or so ago has proven to be a massive and resounding success.

When I housesat for my parents, I saw that my stepfather had netflix-flagged Trailer Park Boys as something to watch, so when I was there, I went back and watch a bunch of episodes and then talked up the show when they came back.

Sure enough, they started watching it.

They are not fully caught up, but at dinner tonight, they made more random references to it than I did and kept recommending it to all extended family present. (I actually accidentally revealed a minor spoiler to my mother oops lol)

I even told that story about the raccoon freaking me out a few weeks ago and my stepfather was like "damn RAYKINS!" and my mother was like "what?" and I was like "I understood that reference "

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YugiNoob
06/29/22 9:47:50 PM
#96:


I have a joke

A woman just finishes having sex with a foreigner when he jizzes in her face from across the room. Seeing that woman is a bit upset at him, the man apologizes and says "I'm sorry, I don't quite know your culture. You see, I come from afar".

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MattcheteGuy
06/29/22 9:54:48 PM
#97:


YugiNoob posted...
I have a joke

A woman just finishes having sex with a foreigner when he jizzes in her face from across the room. Seeing that woman is a bit upset at him, the man apologizes and says "I'm sorry, I don't quite know your culture. You see, I come from afar".

I was watching a video of a group of youtubers livestream themselves drinking and playing FF7 (original) [and they are wasted about an hour in] and they go all in on sexual innuendos and references and blatant sex jokes...

but then this happens...

"The hard part's still to come! Don't y'all be scared of that explosion! The next one's gonna be bigger than that!"

It's Barret's line. They all have their own characters they "voice act" for and the one dude who is Barret, just reads it and the game goes on. I don't know how they missed it. They made jokes like every time the word "come" happened and every scene within like 5 minutes before or after that line got a ton of sexual commentary. They just somehow dropped the ball with that line. Fuckin... I don't get it.

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Smackems
06/29/22 9:56:19 PM
#98:


YugiNoob posted...
I have a joke

A woman just finishes having sex with a foreigner when he jizzes in her face from across the room. Seeing that woman is a bit upset at him, the man apologizes and says "I'm sorry, I don't quite know your culture. You see, I come from afar".
Lmao

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YugiNoob
06/30/22 3:30:53 AM
#99:


Went to Aloha Steakhouse with some friends tonight and we had a 3 lb. tomahawk steak with a bunch of yummy sides :3

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Talib_21
06/30/22 10:36:06 AM
#100:


YugiNoob posted...
Went to Aloha Steakhouse with some friends tonight and we had a 3 lb. tomahawk steak with a bunch of yummy sides :3

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That looks amazing


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