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Jeff AKA Snoopy
06/24/22 10:45:46 PM
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Regular old massage from a RMT. Yes or no?



I am curious. Massage Therapy is literally to help you to relax and recover. The gender of your masseuse should not matter at all.

Does it?

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ForsakenHermit
06/24/22 10:47:42 PM
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Technically I did once from my uncle when I was younger and he was in massage school.

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g0ldie
06/24/22 10:47:42 PM
#3:


no.

but I'm kinda weird, and don't like massages in general.

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cjsdowg
06/24/22 11:01:22 PM
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Not a full body, like if I needed for like legs are something yes. Not one of those ones with the candles and nice smells and shit.

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PoundGarden
06/24/22 11:03:20 PM
#5:


Absolutely. If I'm paying for it I want to be just destroyed on that table. I'm there for therapy, not sex. Anyone who says no is just insecure with their own sexuality.

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SauI_Goodman
06/24/22 11:04:04 PM
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Never gotten a massage but it wouldn't bother me. I'd be more concerned what they're thinking about all my scars. Which is why I dont go shirtless anywhere anymore.

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ssj3vegeta
06/24/22 11:05:57 PM
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https://youtu.be/YB_epS5h3F8?t=54

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Jiek_Fafn
06/24/22 11:06:15 PM
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I dont like massages, so if a dude gave me one it'd be like a sports rehab one. Which for reasons I don't understand and are probably sexist at their root, I prefer a guy to do those

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JBaLLEN66
06/24/22 11:08:00 PM
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Hell no, if they bring a guy then I just leave the place.

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DyingPancake
06/24/22 11:16:13 PM
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Had to once because that was the only option

I didnt like it and wouldnt do it again. Id just reschedule

Though when I was in rehab for a broken wrist I had a guy do strength training and massages to my wrist and I didnt mind that

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gatorsPENSbucs
06/24/22 11:17:17 PM
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I would not.

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IfGodCouldDie
06/24/22 11:21:31 PM
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I actually prefer men because they tend to be stronger and can really make me feel the massage.

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HovaRex
06/24/22 11:24:14 PM
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I don't like people touching me in general. It makes me tense up. So no massages aren't my thing.

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Guide
06/24/22 11:25:25 PM
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Yeah, I have no problem with it. Shouldn't be getting thoughts about anyone other than my partner.

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UnholyMudcrab
06/24/22 11:26:01 PM
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I wouldn't get a massage from anybody.

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DyingPancake
06/24/22 11:26:51 PM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
I actually prefer men because they tend to be stronger and can really make me feel the massage.

I was once in Belize and got a massage that was in part of a jungle. The woman asked if I wanted full strength and thats what I usually get so I said yea. Dear God. It was so deep and powerful I honestly could barely move the next day. I had to sleep on the floor for a night because the softness of a mattress was too much

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RISEofCHRISTIAN
06/24/22 11:28:49 PM
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Nope, I'd only accept women, and I'm straight.

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Umbreon
06/24/22 11:29:32 PM
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If he knows what he's doing, sure.

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JBaLLEN66
06/24/22 11:35:38 PM
#19:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
I actually prefer men because they tend to be stronger and can really make me feel the massage.

are you straight?

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DestroyedDog
06/24/22 11:37:19 PM
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Really doesn't make a difference to me

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Biofighter55
06/24/22 11:37:47 PM
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I have several times a massage is a massage

if you cant get a massage from anyone without thinking it sexual then the massage therapist isnt the problem


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pfh1001
06/24/22 11:38:05 PM
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As much tension and pain as I have in my neck, shoulders, and back, I don't give a fuck who gives the massage.
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_Angel_
06/24/22 11:59:37 PM
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Hell no


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Smackems
06/25/22 12:00:43 AM
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I think so?

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Naysaspace
06/25/22 12:01:14 AM
#25:


no

i don't get massages from women either tho

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KeeperOfShadows
06/25/22 12:02:46 AM
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Nah, though I don't think I'd be comfortable getting a massage from a woman either. Maybe if they were a friend of mine, in which case I probably wouldn't care about gender.

Basically, it's more a matter of not being comfortable with random people touching me.

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IfGodCouldDie
06/25/22 12:20:28 AM
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DyingPancake posted...
I was once in Belize and got a massage that was in part of a jungle. The woman asked if I wanted full strength and thats what I usually get so I said yea. Dear God. It was so deep and powerful I honestly could barely move the next day. I had to sleep on the floor for a night because the softness of a mattress was too much
Nice.

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IfGodCouldDie
06/25/22 12:20:41 AM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...
are you straight?
Yes

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PesticideDream
06/25/22 2:06:41 AM
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Yeah, I've had massages from women and men. A massage is a massage, it's not a sexual setting, they're not fondling your ball sack or anything. First dude I had was really good, second dude I had was good but a little too strong. I kind of prefer women because they can put all their strength into it and it feels like the perfect pressure.
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haloiscoolisbak
06/25/22 2:09:49 AM
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No, but I only get massages from places that do happy endings. So basically any Thai parlour. For me it is a sexual thing and something I do when horny

I've never needed a purely medical massage, but if I did I'd reassess

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refmon
06/25/22 2:29:16 AM
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No because a massage is an inherently sexual thing

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TentacleDemon
06/25/22 2:34:44 AM
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Sure. I'd be far less likely to get an awkward boner.

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Pepys Monster
06/25/22 3:02:55 AM
#34:


I'd accept a male chiropractor adjusting my skeletal system. But a massage? No, I don't want another man rubbing on my body.

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GGuirao13
06/25/22 4:55:01 AM
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As long as it wasn't sexual, yes.

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Smashingpmkns
06/25/22 5:04:53 AM
#36:


I used to have to get massages for a car accident by both a man and a woman and I usually requested the dude cuz I felt more comfortable with him, and he was also a better masseuse. The lady was a little weird plus she didn't go all out.

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Ratchetrockon
06/25/22 5:06:15 AM
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Y-yeah sure I don't mind

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R1masher
06/25/22 5:34:49 AM
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Am I on my back or my belly for this massage?

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ROBANN_88
06/25/22 5:47:32 AM
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DyingPancake posted...
I was once in Belize and got a massage that was in part of a jungle. The woman asked if I wanted full strength and thats what I usually get so I said yea. Dear God. It was so deep and powerful I honestly could barely move the next day. I had to sleep on the floor for a night because the softness of a mattress was too much

Maybe i'm missing something here, but why would you request a massage that leaves you in pain, unable to move afterwards?
That seems like the opposite of its purpose

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Zikten
06/25/22 5:49:48 AM
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I already have. It was weird though. It was on a trip to China and our guide talked my family into getting massages from these blind guys. Apparently in China, many masseurs or however they are called... are blind. I don't know why

Anyway I dislike it. It actually was painful and was not enjoyable in any way
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The_Korey
06/25/22 6:22:07 AM
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I don't mind male chiropractors, but I don't think I'd get a full body massage from a dude. Especially since happy endings are my shit.

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Philip027
06/25/22 6:26:04 AM
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I do not want massages from Real Money Traders.

Seriously, I don't like massages, they're almost always too rough and they're just painful instead of relaxing. I wouldn't normally care who's giving the massage, but I would be more wary of males doing it since I have the suspicion they would probably give a rougher massage on average.
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DespondentDeity
06/25/22 6:27:28 AM
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This is a great topic lmao

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voldothegr8
06/25/22 7:18:38 AM
#46:


Pepys Monster posted...
I'd accept a male chiropractor adjusting my skeletal system. But a massage? No, I don't want another man rubbing on my body.

Same

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AloneIBreak
06/25/22 8:47:23 AM
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I'm straight and I don't see why not. I've never had a massage though so maybe it's more sexual than I'm imagining.

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ElleRagu
06/25/22 8:48:23 AM
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straight men lol

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apolloooo
06/25/22 9:04:42 AM
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DestroyedDog posted...
Really doesn't make a difference to me


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IfGodCouldDie
06/25/22 10:41:52 AM
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AloneIBreak posted...
I'm straight and I don't see why not. I've never had a massage though so maybe it's more sexual than I'm imagining.
They are probably even less sexual than your imagining. They are only sexual if you're going to some shady rub and tug or getting one from an escort.

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