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MattcheteGuy 06/24/22 12:42:10 AM #352: |
Jeez Johnny >_> and yeah I had an ankle thing in college when I was wasted and jumped down too many stairs and one foot landed sideways and shot a white light up my whole body but I was sliding down icy railings later that night and had no issues putting weight on the fucked up ankle... and I mostly didn't even limp after that. I feel like I was really lucky though. I had kneecap kicked out of place once and I still dealt with it myself, no medical treatment (honestly I couldn't move my leg so getting transported was not possible). Also my brother got hit by cars a few times and one of those times he broke both lower bones in one of legs and he's got a metal rod in there now. I don't know why I'm ranting about this but it seemed relevant and I get memory-deep when I get this elevated. --- What a friggin waste of a 7 dollar chicken! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 06/24/22 12:42:42 AM #353: |
a-c-a-b posted... My neighbour had a trampoline when we were kids. Looking back, it's amazing to think there was never a single hospital visit because of it. Did the exact same thing. We always just did a rock paper scissors thing to determine who wins but we'd all get our moves in. That wasn't even it though. We used to jump off of roofs onto the trampoline and me and friend collided once and barely and i'm pretty sure I broke a toe on his knee. That was my worst of that. I got off lucky. --- I'll never be the last one to let you give up on yourself. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WaterLink 06/24/22 12:44:54 AM #354: |
I've never personally injured myself, but my little brother once got a gnarly bruise and a cut on his leg. I thought for sure he had broken it clean in half but somehow it didn't. We were jumping from the trampoline into the pool and his leg didn't make it all the way >_> --- https://i.imgur.com/Y5Tq1gV.gif https://i.imgur.com/sgLkVQU.gif Joe Burrow, the legend ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 06/24/22 12:48:03 AM #355: |
My older brother once picked up a table leg or something he found on the side of the road and threw it at me. BAM right in the head. I was like 8 years old and I was pouring blood all the way to the hospital. Shitload of stitches fixed that right up. I absolutely provoked him, but I didn't think he was a lunatic like that. I hate my brother to this day. --- I'll never be the last one to let you give up on yourself. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 06/24/22 12:57:32 AM #356: |
I hit my brother in the head with the edge of a machete. He still has the scar --- Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 06/24/22 12:59:14 AM #357: |
As for trampolines, I went right through one one time and landed right on my asshole. Knocked the air outta me for a good couple days --- Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MattcheteGuy 06/24/22 1:02:43 AM #358: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted... My older brother once picked up a table leg or something he found on the side of the road and threw it at me. BAM right in the head. I was like 8 years old and I was pouring blood all the way to the hospital. Shitload of stitches fixed that right up. this is embarrassing but fuck it. The knee thing I talked about... one of my stepsisters was jokingly throwing hands at me way back when we were both in high school so I was doing the same back. She swung a leg kick at me and I made a bad move and tried to dodge it but locked my leg back and she kicked my kneecap over to the side of my leg. It was my right leg. The kneecap was on the inside of my leg, facing to the left. I was half in shock while still on my feet. I remember yelling "STOP" and then I was on the floor and feeling sick. I put an ice pack on it and over the course of like 45 minutes, I gradually straightened my leg while holding the icepack against my kneecap. Any movement felt like I was being stabbed. Eventually the kneecap slid back into place once my leg was stragihtened enough and I ended up only missing a few days of school and work and limping for less than a week. Fucking scared me though when it happened O_O. --- What a friggin waste of a 7 dollar chicken! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MattcheteGuy 06/24/22 1:06:15 AM #359: |
Smackems posted... I hit my brother in the head with the edge of a machete. He still has the scar damn that sounds like something I would do lol... My brother pulled a knife on me once and threatened me but I was making a sandwich and there a bread knife right behind me at the time so I reached back and grabbed it and threatened him back and he got mad and stormed out of the house and my mother yelled at me and I was like "well he fucking started it" and to be fair we had both temporarily moved back in with our parents at the beginning of covid so tensions were really high and that's why that happened in the first place. --- What a friggin waste of a 7 dollar chicken! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 06/24/22 1:35:31 AM #360: |
I look back on those moments fondly though. I grew up. My brother still has height and weight on me big time but one time I was so absolutely drunk I fell asleep with music blasting and he punched a hole through my door. It's not a good idea to wake me up like that I guess. I woke up. Assessed the situation in like 16 seconds and I LOST IT. I destroyed the rest of the door, scaring the fuck out of him in the process. I chased him into the bathroom and I knew I didn't wanna wreck another door so I let him stew in there. We didn't talk for weeks after that. I'll always know how big and bad he tries to seem, I have a bad fuse. --- I'll never be the last one to let you give up on yourself. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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a-c-a-b 06/24/22 1:38:28 AM #361: |
I'm drunk. https://youtu.be/uC9YRzndEnE --- Save for your doomed future ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WaterLink 06/24/22 1:40:46 AM #362: |
Smackems posted... I hit my brother in the head with the edge of a machete. He still has the scar THE WRONG KID DIED --- https://i.imgur.com/Y5Tq1gV.gif https://i.imgur.com/sgLkVQU.gif Joe Burrow, the legend ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 06/24/22 1:43:57 AM #363: |
He had a sling blade too --- Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 06/24/22 1:50:00 AM #364: |
On purpose or accident? --- Eradicate but vindicate as "progress" creeps along. Puritan work ethic maintains its subconscious edge, as Old Glory maintains your consciousness. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 06/24/22 1:56:36 AM #365: |
MabusIncarnate posted... On purpose or accident? I'm not happy with you right now for not geting Fall Guys. Let that strike the record. --- I'll never be the last one to let you give up on yourself. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 06/24/22 1:58:07 AM #366: |
I think you mean strike that from the record --- Eradicate but vindicate as "progress" creeps along. Puritan work ethic maintains its subconscious edge, as Old Glory maintains your consciousness. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cocytus 06/24/22 2:01:24 AM #367: |
Haven't been in while, but now I am. I need to go find them Canadian bitches I picked up the other day who were dtf. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 06/24/22 2:04:50 AM #368: |
MabusIncarnate posted... I think you mean strike that from the record No tit's on the record. --- I'll never be the last one to let you give up on yourself. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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a-c-a-b 06/24/22 3:26:35 AM #369: |
https://youtu.be/YD5AuHmopVA --- Save for your doomed future ... Copied to Clipboard!
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a-c-a-b 06/24/22 3:39:28 AM #370: |
https://youtu.be/Ff8roEaB6os --- Save for your doomed future ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IfGodCouldDie 06/24/22 4:35:39 AM #371: |
Finally out of the hospital with a freshly casted baby girl. --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 06/24/22 4:37:44 AM #372: |
IfGodCouldDie posted... Finally out of the hospital with a freshly casted baby girl. $3 million dollar bill. --- I'll never be the last one to let you give up on yourself. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IfGodCouldDie 06/24/22 4:48:09 AM #373: |
Johnny_Nutcase posted... $3 million dollar bill.Roughly give or take 3 million. --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrMallard 06/24/22 5:51:02 AM #374: |
Fell over a small tree on my way home from work, I was calling a cab at the time to go to the store. Ended up buying some alcohol. Pretty sure I felt a crack in my side, or heard it or something. If it hurts in the morning I'll go to the hospital. Until then, it's cider time. I've been playing like four hours of Diablo 3 a day lately. I'm about to burn out hard, but I'm also about to complete an armor set that may or may not grant me 2.5 billion damage per critical hit. --- People say friends don't destroy one another - what do they know about friends? Now Playing: Old-School Runescape, Paladins, Tetris 99 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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a-c-a-b 06/24/22 10:55:02 AM #375: |
According to that one guy on here (can't remember his name) I must be having a party tonight because there's no way that this is "normal life" Hahaha https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/7/1/AAaYRLAADYJ7.jpg --- Save for your doomed future ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WaterLink 06/24/22 11:05:07 AM #376: |
Lol have fun. Today actually marks my 3rd consecutive week without alcohol. And 2 weeks without weed. >_> --- https://i.imgur.com/Y5Tq1gV.gif https://i.imgur.com/sgLkVQU.gif Joe Burrow, the legend ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 06/24/22 1:38:26 PM #377: |
WaterLink posted... Lol have fun. Today actually marks my 3rd consecutive week without alcohol. And 2 weeks without weed. >_>Bout 2 weeks no pills for me --- Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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a-c-a-b 06/24/22 2:22:50 PM #378: |
WaterLink posted... Lol have fun. Today actually marks my 3rd consecutive week without alcohol. And 2 weeks without weed. >_>Right on. I could never do that. Last time I went even a single day without drinking was early 2020. And it was only because I had food poisoning. --- Save for your doomed future ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 06/24/22 3:39:10 PM #379: |
This board is gonna be wild as FUCK for a few days lol --- Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Stewman_Magoo 06/24/22 3:41:36 PM #380: |
My daughters' flower beds are killing it this year. Her 'galaxy' petunias are killer. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/8/AAQmm3AADYNy.jpg --- PSN Stewman_Magoo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 06/24/22 3:42:22 PM #381: |
That's better than I, a 34 year old "adult," could do --- Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Stewman_Magoo 06/24/22 3:43:18 PM #382: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/2/4/AAQmm3AADYN4.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/2/5/AAQmm3AADYN5.jpg --- PSN Stewman_Magoo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Stewman_Magoo 06/24/22 3:44:32 PM #383: |
Smackems posted... That's better than I, a 34 year old "adult," could do To be fair it's been rainy as hell this summer so she hasn't had to set a watering schedule. Next year will probably be tougher for her. --- PSN Stewman_Magoo ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlazinBlue88 06/24/22 4:14:22 PM #384: |
WaterLink posted... Lol have fun. Today actually marks my 3rd consecutive week without alcohol. And 2 weeks without weed. >_>Congrats man. I've been cutting back a lot recently myself. Currently hovering around 2-3 days of drinking then 7 days sober. --- http://i.imgur.com/R15aJJ3.png http://i.imgur.com/NJqp6LS.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Talib_21 06/24/22 6:37:56 PM #385: |
Smackems posted... This board is gonna be wild as FUCK for a few days lolWhy what happened --- Denver Broncos SB 50 champs Kansas Jayhawks 2022 NCAA Basketball champions ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MattcheteGuy 06/24/22 6:42:08 PM #386: |
Talib_21 posted... Why what happened uh... can't tell if serious --- What a friggin waste of a 7 dollar chicken! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 06/24/22 6:48:00 PM #387: |
Talib_21 posted... Why what happenedA portal in the sky opened up and rainbow colored diarrhea spewed forth by giant unicorns is coating the land. Also sprinkles --- Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IfGodCouldDie 06/24/22 7:06:59 PM #388: |
I think he might be talking about Roe v. Wade being overturned. --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 06/24/22 7:14:21 PM #389: |
Ended up buying Hamm's for the weekend. 16.50 for a 30-pack is an easy sell, even when it's fuckin' Hamms ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 06/24/22 8:33:46 PM #390: |
Go Ham on the Hamm --- I'll never be the last one to let you give up on yourself. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 06/24/22 8:40:14 PM #391: |
Avs need to get this done. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 06/24/22 8:41:35 PM #392: |
When the shit goes down, you won't notice the fan --- Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 06/24/22 8:53:45 PM #393: |
Yeah i'm probably sticking here for a few days. Watching Bluey and the cup final game right now. --- Eradicate but vindicate as "progress" creeps along. Puritan work ethic maintains its subconscious edge, as Old Glory maintains your consciousness. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 06/24/22 8:53:58 PM #394: |
Questionmarktarius posted... Avs need to get this done. It ain't looking good after the pk to goal shit. --- "I have a cat he's burly n buff but he just likes goin' for walks n stuff" https://files.catbox.moe/gqwlkg.jpeg ~ by JimCarrysToe. Be amaze. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 06/24/22 9:03:06 PM #395: |
CanuckCowboy posted... It ain't looking good after the pk to goal shit.going to seven, huh? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 06/24/22 9:08:08 PM #396: |
I think Tampa wins tonight, probably Avs in 6, but it's real tough to rule out Tampa ever, coming back is what they do in series. --- Eradicate but vindicate as "progress" creeps along. Puritan work ethic maintains its subconscious edge, as Old Glory maintains your consciousness. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 06/24/22 9:46:36 PM #397: |
this game gettin fighty ... Copied to Clipboard!
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a-c-a-b 06/24/22 9:54:33 PM #398: |
I'm hammered outta my tree right now. Oi Oi https://youtu.be/ef0nmWH2s5M --- Save for your doomed future ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 06/24/22 10:14:51 PM #399: |
Playing IRL Mario Party https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/2/AAakoXAADYTA.jpg --- Eradicate but vindicate as "progress" creeps along. Puritan work ethic maintains its subconscious edge, as Old Glory maintains your consciousness. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 06/24/22 10:19:08 PM #400: |
MabusIncarnate posted... Playing IRL Mario PartyThe one I have wants a GBA and e-reader. https://www.mariowiki.com/Mario_Party-e ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 06/24/22 10:22:09 PM #401: |
This one was like $20 on Amazon, its basic but fun. Kids like it a lot. We got a bonus mini boss before Bowser. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/6/AAakoXAADYTE.jpg --- Eradicate but vindicate as "progress" creeps along. Puritan work ethic maintains its subconscious edge, as Old Glory maintains your consciousness. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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