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Dreepapult
05/04/22 6:45:34 AM
#101:


ShineboxPhil posted...
Those news reports are wrong.
After that guy got dealt with, Dave grabbed a mic and made a joke that the person who rushed him was a Trans male.
Ah

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ShineboxPhil
05/04/22 6:46:58 AM
#102:


Dave sounds winded
https://twitter.com/DoZay1/status/1521730777460879361?t=V_j5k1zsdVn2Y1AogADkwA&s=19

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The Sock
05/04/22 6:48:02 AM
#103:


ShineboxPhil posted...
Those news reports are wrong.
After that guy got dealt with, Dave grabbed a mic and made a joke that the person who rushed him was a Trans male.

Oh gotcha.

g0ldie posted...
I remember posters here saying how Michael Richards wasn't racist after that, and that it was "nuanced"

I remember that! And other people were saying that what Michael Richards did wasn't that bad because black people call each other that word all the time even after it was explained to them of the real reason black people call each other that word. You could explain to those right wing pieces of trash the reason until you're blue in the face but they're just too dumb to understand.

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Jagr_68
05/04/22 6:51:35 AM
#104:


Tyranthraxus posted...
I hope that the press asks that dude for a statement and he says "keep my wife's name out cho fucking mouth"

Lol

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Akuryu
05/04/22 7:29:30 AM
#105:


What the guy did was wrong and he should face the full consequences the law allows. That said, what Dave and his security did, beating the guy repeatedly after he was already restrained, was also wrong. Dave can't talk about excessive force by police then lite a guy up like that. Dude will probably sue and Dave will have to settle.
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NeonOctopus
05/04/22 7:31:20 AM
#106:


Was it Will Smith who did it? lol

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eston
05/04/22 7:31:47 AM
#107:


I wonder why Netflix didnt have better security for one of their biggest stars

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Kimbos_Egg
05/04/22 7:32:31 AM
#108:


gamepimp12 posted...
how often has someone intentionally killed someone with one punch

quite often. but hey keep defending pointless violence on the internet like the badass you think you are.

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LinkFanatic
05/04/22 7:38:46 AM
#109:


Kimbos_Egg posted...
but hey keep defending pointless violence on the internet like the badass you think you are.

Projection much?

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Kitt
05/04/22 7:40:42 AM
#110:


Damn, that's crazy. I hope he's alright. That also extends to the idiot who attacked him seeing as he got fucked up pretty bad too.

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bloodyarts
05/04/22 7:58:30 AM
#111:


Akuryu posted...
Dave can't talk about excessive force by police then lite a guy up like that.
Did you really just compare this to police using excessive force?! Ok but when police do it, people don't go home; they get buried. When police do it, the victim is robbed of their freedom. When police do it, there are little to no repercussions. Nobody beats up the police for tackling someone. Dave's guys didn't have tasers, body armor, batons and fcking guns.
You sound like a fcking boot licking clown.
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MabinogiFan
05/04/22 8:06:21 AM
#112:


The Sock posted...


I remember that! And other people were saying that what Michael Richards did wasn't that bad because black people call each other that word all the time even after it was explained to them of the real reason black people call each other that word.
What is the reason? Don't some black people say it to try to "reclaim" the word or something along those lines?
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dan da man
05/04/22 8:11:26 AM
#113:


bloodyarts posted...
Did you really just compare this to police using excessive force?! Ok but when police do it, people don't go home; they get buried. When police do it, the victim is robbed of their freedom. When police do it, there are little to no repercussions. Nobody beats up the police for tackling someone. Dave's guys didn't have tasers, body armor, batons and fcking guns.
You sound like a fcking boot licking clown.

The security is probably all off duty cops

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Veggeta_MAX
05/04/22 8:13:10 AM
#114:


I can hear Dave haters cheering

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Akuryu
05/04/22 8:19:24 AM
#115:


bloodyarts posted...
Did you really just compare this to police using excessive force?! Ok but when police do it, people don't go home; they get buried. When police do it, the victim is robbed of their freedom. When police do it, there are little to no repercussions. Nobody beats up the police for tackling someone. Dave's guys didn't have tasers, body armor, batons and fcking guns.
You sound like a fcking boot licking clown.
They could have easily killed the guy. One kick lands on a certain spot in a certain way and he's gone. Cops should face repercussions for doing it, and so should these guys.
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Veggeta_MAX
05/04/22 8:35:37 AM
#116:


Akuryu posted...
They could have easily killed the guy. One kick lands on a certain spot in a certain way and he's gone. Cops should face repercussions for doing it, and so should these guys.
This is trying hard to make the culprit the victim.

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Master Kazuya
05/04/22 8:51:22 AM
#117:


I was expecting his special to be awful but I didn't think it was bad and I heard his points. He kinda accurately called out the exact response he was gonna get. Not that just predicting people are gonna get mad makes you right but he's pretty much directly addressing the people that don't wanna have a discussion about it.

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Akuryu
05/04/22 8:58:25 AM
#119:


Veggeta_MAX posted...
This is trying hard to make the culprit the victim.
Again, the guy should face all the consequences the law allows. Having 20 guys pin him down and beat him to a pulp is not lawful or the right thing to do. Once he's restrained it's over. If you're ok with how he was handled after the event was de-escalated, then I can only assume you're ok with cops beating the shit out of some kid who pushed one of them.
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Lebronwon
05/04/22 9:05:46 AM
#121:


https://twitter.com/AeliaMeth/status/1521736946006986752

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Veggeta_MAX
05/04/22 9:10:49 AM
#122:


Akuryu posted...
Again, the guy should face all the consequences the law allows. Having 20 guys pin him down and beat him to a pulp is not lawful or the right thing to do. Once he's restrained it's over. If you're ok with how he was handled after the event was de-escalated, then I can only assume you're ok with cops beating the shit out of some kid who pushed one of them.
Maybe not but I'm not gonna have much sympathy over an idiot.

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chrono625
05/04/22 9:11:36 AM
#123:


Play stupid games - win stupid prizes.

youre going to physically attack a celebrity at an event? Prepare to be manhandled.

the posse wont be charged because any decent lawyer can easily argue they have zero idea if this guy is carrying a lethal weapon or explosives and were making sure he was subdued by any means necessary to protect innocent people.

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Vegy
05/04/22 9:12:26 AM
#124:


carpediempimp posted...


dave got his lick back though

A NSFW tag would have been great here

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dan da man
05/04/22 9:13:50 AM
#125:


In developed first world countries you can't just keep stamping on someone's head over and over and claim self defence. Maybe one day America can progress beyond 1940s Europe in terms of social development.

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dan da man
05/04/22 9:16:26 AM
#127:


Like you're either dishonest or extraordinarily stupid if you think dragging him backstage (where you think you can't be seen) then stamping on him is self defense.

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Middle hope
05/04/22 9:17:54 AM
#128:


Do they have any deets on the attacker?

Or are they gonna have to wait till hes out of the hospital? Dude got folded pretty hard

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gunplagirl
05/04/22 9:20:36 AM
#129:


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I wonder how many people saying Dave was right for all of this also thought Will Smith went too far. I mean it's probably a perfect circle, but well.

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Hoodroar
05/04/22 9:21:48 AM
#130:


Just from how much of a diva Chappelle generally is you should just assume he has Trump-esque security ready to beat you to death. >_>

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ANort175
05/04/22 9:22:16 AM
#131:


Are we sure this wasn't one of those "When keeping it real goes wrong" bits.

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burns112233
05/04/22 9:45:15 AM
#132:


Oh damn, I didn't know Dave and his buddies beat the shit out of the attacker after restraining them.

I wonder if that will force Netflix to finally cut ties with Dave, but if they do he's probably getting paid anyway if they signed a contract.

Edit:
The LA Times says the attacker was wielding a knife when the assault happened. I guess all bets are off when the person has a weapon. What says you CE?
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chrono625
05/04/22 9:52:23 AM
#133:


burns112233 posted...
Oh damn, I didn't know Dave and his buddies beat the shit out of the attacker after restraining them.

I wonder if that will force Netflix to finally cut ties with Dave, but if they do he's probably getting paid anyway if they signed a contract.

Edit:
The LA Times says the attacker was wielding a knife when the assault happened. I guess all bets are off when the person has a weapon. What says you CE?

if the individual was wielding a knife then all bets are off.

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Rayman2943
05/04/22 9:53:19 AM
#134:


All bets off he was trying to kill Dave.

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chrono625
05/04/22 9:58:46 AM
#135:


A lot of news outlets reporting replica gun and a knife.

it explains the fucked up elbow as someone probably put him in a hold to disarm him and just broke/dislocated his shit.

cant have any sympathy for him at that point.

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gamepimp12
05/04/22 10:02:42 AM
#136:


Kimbos_Egg posted...
quite often. but hey keep defending pointless violence on the internet like the badass you think you are.


like when ? Can you post a link of someone purposely killing somebody with a punch, not multiple punches, not them hitting their head on something else after getting punched not the punch being some star crossed critical hit. Can you post a link of someone intentionally killing somebody with a single punch.

i wouldnt say Im defending the violence, as I also said this person deserve whatever happens to them (with in equal reason and both physically and legally) for assaulting someone.

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ElatedVenusaur
05/04/22 10:03:20 AM
#137:


Good.

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AssassinFox
05/04/22 10:18:01 AM
#138:


gamepimp12 posted...
its not my place to tell someone if they over reacted (with in reason) to something that wasnt targeted to me

This line is so, so dumb, and yet some people on these boards keep parroting it. This idea that we can't judge anyone as long as they claim to be offended, so we should all just sit around saying, "WHO AM I TO SAY?!" is a recipe for anarchy. If we're going to let everyone with a supposed grievance against someone else react however they want, then there's no point in having laws.
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Unknown5uspect
05/04/22 10:19:51 AM
#139:


gamepimp12 posted...
i mean if bruh felt so offended he needed to try and fight Dave Chappell who am I to say hes wrong, Dave probably deserved it.

But play stupid games win stupid prizes.

trying to fight a man who out number you 20-1 because you dont like what he said is asking for whatever happens to you.

so for me its a bunch of fair nexts all around
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NeoShadowhen
05/04/22 10:24:02 AM
#140:


ElatedVenusaur posted...
Good.

Are you saying that it is good that someone tried to murder Dave Chapelle, or that it is good that the attempted murderer got the shit kicked out of them?
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gunplagirl
05/04/22 10:31:05 AM
#141:


NeoShadowhen posted...
Are you saying that it is good that someone tried to murder Dave Chapelle, or that it is good that the attempted murderer got the shit kicked out of them?
Calling a tackle 'attempted murder' is still not the most dishonest accusation I've read this morning.

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gamepimp12
05/04/22 10:35:16 AM
#142:


AssassinFox posted...
This line is so, so dumb, and yet some people on these boards keep parroting it. This idea that we can't judge anyone as long as they claim to be offended, so we should all just sit around saying, "WHO AM I TO SAY?!" is a recipe for anarchy. If we're going to let everyone with a supposed grievance against someone else react however they want, then there's no point in having laws.


who said any of that

first off I said with in reason.

secondly I said I cant be the judge on what offends someone else, not that being offended allows you to do whatever

thirdly I said by attacking Dave he brought everything that happened to him upon himself


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NeoShadowhen
05/04/22 10:36:39 AM
#143:


gunplagirl posted...
Calling a tackle 'attempted murder' is still not the most dishonest accusation I've read this morning.

https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/story/2022-05-04/dave-chapelle-tackled-during-hollywood-bowl-comedy-show

Were you unaware they had a knife?

Assault with a deadly weapon. If you dont want to call it attempted murder, fine.
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Tyranthraxus
05/04/22 10:39:02 AM
#144:


gunplagirl posted...
Calling a tackle 'attempted murder' is still not the most dishonest accusation I've read this morning.
It does seem like he was there to kill Dave. Not with the tackle specifically but it looks like it was the overall goal to kill him. He was just stopped before he got a chance.

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gamepimp12
05/04/22 10:39:11 AM
#145:


NeoShadowhen posted...
https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/story/2022-05-04/dave-chapelle-tackled-during-hollywood-bowl-comedy-show

Were you unaware they had a knife?

Assault with a deadly weapon. If you dont want to call it attempted murder, fine.

I mean if he didnt pull the knife iirc


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gunplagirl
05/04/22 10:43:32 AM
#146:


NeoShadowhen posted...
https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/story/2022-05-04/dave-chapelle-tackled-during-hollywood-bowl-comedy-show

Were you unaware they had a knife?

Assault with a deadly weapon. If you dont want to call it attempted murder, fine.
So NOW we believe the cops when they say something? And the guy didn't use the knife, he just had it on him? And we don't even know what kind of knife. I have a basic utility knife on me most of the time, doesn't mean there's intent. And a replica gun that the guy also didn't use to threaten with. *shrugs* Something about this story stinks.

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NeoShadowhen
05/04/22 10:44:59 AM
#147:


gamepimp12 posted...
I mean if he didnt pull the knife iirc

Probably, as that would be made obvious in the articles coming out. However, they might just not have gotten the chance because they got the shit kicked out of them.

I think the lesson to be learned from this is if you plan to do a statement-tackle of someone, fully expecting to get arrested but willing to make your point regardless, dont carry a weapon. That fucker is looking at significantly more serious charges, and if they had no intention of using the knife, they added years to their sentence for no reason.
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Goldice
05/04/22 10:46:29 AM
#148:


The Sock posted...
Thankfully Michael Richards' career was dead after that so he paid a heavy price for that. But he definitely deserved to be punch too.

Michael Richards' career didn't die because of that. It led to the next event that did kill it, but it wasn't terminal.

It died on David Letterman when he couldn't even handle the mea culpa tour.

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CM_Ponch
05/04/22 10:47:32 AM
#149:


gunplagirl posted...
So

Literally a live video of the assault and you're trying to justify it

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Veggeta_MAX
05/04/22 10:48:59 AM
#150:


LMAO people are outing themselves ITT.

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