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JBaLLEN66
02/21/22 1:20:32 AM
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what do I dew, I turn 29 this year

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g0ldie
02/21/22 1:21:47 AM
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why?

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AlCalavicci
02/21/22 1:23:53 AM
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I got married at 34.

Don't put that kinda pressure on yourself

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JBaLLEN66
02/21/22 1:23:56 AM
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g0ldie posted...
why?

cause the quality of my dating pool decreases as I age

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Gobstoppers12
02/21/22 1:24:30 AM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...
cause the quality of my dating pool decreases as I age
oh it's one of those topics

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Bad_Mojo
02/21/22 1:24:42 AM
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I'm 39 now and haven't been on a date in about 18 years now. I'm sure you got it better than me

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JBaLLEN66
02/21/22 1:25:26 AM
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AlCalavicci posted...
I got married at 34.

Don't put that kinda pressure on yourself

are you a step daddy?

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Arcanine2009
02/21/22 1:25:48 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

thought it was 25

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WarfireX
02/21/22 1:27:45 AM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
I'm 39 now and haven't been on a date in about 18 years now. I'm sure you got it better than me
do u even try anymore?

i barely leave the house. met a girl from the internet on friday. had drinks, made out on a bench, took her home and fucked her. it aint that hard

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AlCalavicci
02/21/22 1:28:00 AM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...
are you a step daddy?

nope!

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LanHikari10
02/21/22 1:28:57 AM
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How much are you gonna cheat once you're married TC?

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ellis123
02/21/22 1:29:22 AM
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Good to know you are guaranteed to get laid at 30. Means you'll not end up being a massive incel.

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JBaLLEN66
02/21/22 1:34:41 AM
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LanHikari10 posted...
How much are you gonna cheat once you're married TC?

I'm a changed man

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Flauros
02/21/22 1:36:14 AM
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LOL at wanting to get married in this, the year of our Lord 2022.

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Pepys Monster
02/21/22 1:36:55 AM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...
cause the quality of my dating pool decreases as I age
I'm 33. My soon to be girlfriend is 21 and hot.

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Gobstoppers12
02/21/22 1:37:15 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
I'm 33. My soon to be girlfriend is 21 and hot.
why do you make it worse

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Bad_Mojo
02/21/22 2:30:35 AM
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WarfireX posted...
do u even try anymore?

Nope, but isn't do to lack of confidence or anything like that. I don't want to creepy anyone out. I never know when it's okay to flirt

  • The cashier I think is cute? I don't want to put them on the spot at work
  • Someone I work with? That doesn't seem appropriate and I think there are rules against it at my job.
  • At a bar? I feel really uneasy hitting on someone that's been drinking, tbh
  • A random person on the street? Seems a bit creepy to me



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gunplagirl
02/21/22 2:42:36 AM
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*shrugs* Have you considered becoming a cute girl? I never got any dates and then suddenly bam! So many girls throwing themselves at me.


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Kobe Bryant
02/21/22 2:44:33 AM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
I'm 39 now and haven't been on a date in about 18 years now. I'm sure you got it better than me

Jesus christ

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Number090684
02/21/22 2:45:10 AM
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Nah, you'll be fine. Marriage can be nice, but it can also be hell if you wed the wrong person, so it's best not to rush into it without getting to know your partner very well.
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Bad_Mojo
02/21/22 2:45:22 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
*shrugs* Have you considered becoming a cute girl? I never got any dates and then suddenly bam! So many girls throwing themselves at me.

Really huts when I hear complaints like, "Oh, so many people hit on me today." Like, holy shit, if I had 1 person hit on me in a year it would make me feel so good, lol

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Kobe Bryant
02/21/22 2:46:46 AM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
Nope, but isn't do to lack of confidence or anything like that. I don't want to creepy anyone out. I never know when it's okay to flirt

* The cashier I think is cute? I don't want to put them on the spot at work
* Someone I work with? That doesn't seem appropriate and I think there are rules against it at my job.
* At a bar? I feel really uneasy hitting on someone that's been drinking, tbh
* A random person on the street? Seems a bit creepy to me

Is this satire?

Talm bout not due to lack of confidence, then lists all scenarios in which confidence is clearly lacking

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AlCalavicci
02/21/22 2:47:00 AM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
Nope, but isn't do to lack of confidence or anything like that. I don't want to creepy anyone out. I never know when it's okay to flirt

* The cashier I think is cute? I don't want to put them on the spot at work
* Someone I work with? That doesn't seem appropriate and I think there are rules against it at my job.
* At a bar? I feel really uneasy hitting on someone that's been drinking, tbh
* A random person on the street? Seems a bit creepy to me

This is kinda bullshit tbh

If you were confident in yourself, you wouldn't think hitting on the cashier would be a problem if you did it in the right way. You don't have to target people at the bar who have drank a shitload of alcohol to have a social interaction at a bar. It sounds like you're making excuses tbh

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Number090684
02/21/22 2:47:33 AM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
Nope, but isn't do to lack of confidence or anything like that. I don't want to creepy anyone out. I never know when it's okay to flirt

* The cashier I think is cute? I don't want to put them on the spot at work
* Someone I work with? That doesn't seem appropriate and I think there are rules against it at my job.
* At a bar? I feel really uneasy hitting on someone that's been drinking, tbh
* A random person on the street? Seems a bit creepy to me

That's really thoughtful and considerate of you. Sad to hear your love life has been stagnant for so long. If you do plan on finding a partner to settle down with, even casually, you'd best start looking very soon because it can get harder with age.
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gunplagirl
02/21/22 2:51:36 AM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
Really huts when I hear complaints like, "Oh, so many people hit on me today." Like, holy shit, if I had 1 person hit on me in a year it would make me feel so good, lol
Hey, it's annoying and even really creepy sometimes. But yeah, I guess when you're not getting anything, even bad things might seem better than nothing.

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Bad_Mojo
02/21/22 2:52:11 AM
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AlCalavicci posted...
you wouldn't think hitting on the cashier would be a problem

I was a cashier for a long time. I HATED it when people took up my time. I treat people like I want to be treated.

AlCalavicci posted...
You don't have to target people at the bar who have drank a shitload of alcohol to have a social interaction at a bar

I don't drink. Hitting on anyone that's been drinking, and I haven't, seems to be predatory. YOU might not think that, but someone might. I'll error or not taking advantage any anyone that's been drinking


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Bad_Mojo
02/21/22 2:54:00 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Hey, it's annoying and even really creepy sometimes. But yeah, I guess when you're not getting anything, even bad things might seem better than nothing.

Find us a D&D game, I'll pay for the room at Mox Boarding House

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Returning_CEmen
02/21/22 3:01:52 AM
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I thought this too Tc, but Im 33 now and still dating around. I think I found a keeper

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AlCalavicci
02/21/22 3:02:42 AM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
I was a cashier for a long time. I HATED it when people took up my time. I treat people like I want to be treated.

Ok, but you need to break this mindset as the default. I'm not telling you that you should walk into every cashier interaction expecting you should hit on the cashier. But you need to break the taboo of "never hit on a cashier because I think they will hate it" and just live your life. You aren't realistically going to see a perfect situation where an attractive cashier is just waiting for you to hit on them and fall in love. But the fact that you close the door at every situation means you aren't ever open for business if there is ever going to be a possibility. That is not a way to live.

Bad_Mojo posted...
I don't drink. Hitting on anyone that's been drinking, and I haven't, seems to be predatory. YOU might not think that, but someone might. I'll error or not taking advantage any anyone that's been drinking

Understood. And it doesn't make sense to give you advise to take at bars, especially if you don't drink. In fact, I hope that you don't go to bars if you don't drink. That's kinda weird.

But, it's up to you to find those social channels that you do participate in and figure out how to best interact with the people there and see if there is any compatibility in finding a friendship/courtship.

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Hornswoggled
02/21/22 3:53:04 AM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
Nope, but isn't do to lack of confidence or anything like that. I don't want to creepy anyone out. I never know when it's okay to flirt

* The cashier I think is cute? I don't want to put them on the spot at work
* Someone I work with? That doesn't seem appropriate and I think there are rules against it at my job.
* At a bar? I feel really uneasy hitting on someone that's been drinking, tbh
* A random person on the street? Seems a bit creepy to me


Just do it.

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masticatingman
02/21/22 4:01:42 AM
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Getting married in your early to mid 20s is a terrible life decision.

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Teh_Dr_Phil
02/21/22 4:18:43 AM
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Stop denying that certain WWII atrocities happened and maybe youll find a woman that will let you touch her breast, OP.

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tremain07
02/21/22 4:34:10 AM
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I'm 33 and never once pursued romance, its odd because despite being attracted to people i never once tried to make a move on them

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Person106
02/21/22 5:07:14 AM
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tremain07 posted...
I'm 33 and never once pursued romance

This. I've never even tried because I have a major (and unapparent) physical health problem. I can barely take care of myself. I don't want to be a load on a wife and kids (or just a wife).
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WaterLink
02/21/22 5:11:43 AM
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I'll say this, I never had a girlfriend for more than half a year until I was 31, when I started dating my current fiancee that I'm marrying in just over a month and we're coming up on 3 years being together. But until that time, I too thought I was just doomed to be alone forever or have meaningless flings. But things change when you meet the right person. And it can definitely happen in your 30s, even your 40s. Don't give up.

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JBaLLEN66
02/21/22 9:35:34 AM
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I'm glad there's still hope for me after reading the comments :)

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E_S_M_Z
02/21/22 9:39:29 AM
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Have you tried going to a large city and just asking everyone you see to marry you?

Statistically, one has to say "yes" eventually.

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