Current Events > Drinking Topic 109 - As many time as it will take Johnny to install a toilet

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Last night first time baby had a bad night, kept waking and crying even after feeding/changing. I'm a zombie today. At least its friday

Wife was in the hospital all night after a flare up. Kids are losing their minds because it's colder than the freezer out and they're tired if being inside.

Ugh I need a beer rn.

Stewman_Magoo posted...

Wife was in the hospital all night after a flare up. Kids are losing their minds because it's colder than the freezer out and they're tired if being inside.

Ugh I need a beer rn.

Everything aight now?

Everyones havin a bad week. Beers on Smackens tonight!

Smackems posted...

Everything aight now?

As good as they can be. My wife's back has been giving her grief ever since her botched epidural. She normally just feels alot of pain but it's been months since she was put in the hospital from it.

As far as covid, I tested negative yesterday and I assume its out of my son. My daughter and wife never got it which is weird because my wife exhibited symptoms.

Did you do a rapid at home test or a proper one at a clinic? The rapid ones arent as accurate. My sister in law had a negative on a rapid test, day later she did a proper one at a pathology clinic and was positive

They were just rapid tests. I tested negative the first day we tested and my son was positive. The next day I was positive and my son had a stronger positive. Every day after that my wife tested negative 4 days straight. I tested my daughter twice and she was negative.

Either way I hope the is the worst it gets for us.

Fuck am I glad the work week is over.

Here's what's on the agenda for tonight.

https://imgur.com/Ep5PNK5

a-c-a-b posted...

Fuck am I glad the work week is over.

Here's what's on the agenda for tonight.

https://imgur.com/Ep5PNK5

Damn dude. Have you ever played it before? The RTS bosses aren't really fun but the rest of it is a blast imo. I spent so much time just riding my vehicle around the overworld listening to the soundtrack. To this day, it's the best soundtrack I've ever heard.

Ohhh fuck I remember Brutal Legends.

This day wont end and people wont stop bugging me about the smallest shit...

Im gettin drunk tonight.... big time

BlazinBlue88 posted...

Damn dude. Have you ever played it before? The RTS bosses aren't really fun but the rest of it is a blast imo. I spent so much time just riding my vehicle around the overworld listening to the soundtrack. To this day, it's the best soundtrack I've ever heard.

It's my first time playing it. I dunno how it's taken me so many years.

a-c-a-b posted...

It's my first time playing it. I dunno how it's taken me so many years.

I feel like you'll love the fucking soundtrack. Just grit your teeth through the RTS sections and enjoy the story.

Brutal Legend is so damn good, you are gonna love it man.

BlazinBlue88 posted...

I feel like you'll love the fucking soundtrack. Just grit your teeth through the RTS sections and enjoy the story.

Eh, the rts stuff ain't that bad. It's a cool ass game tho

I'm fuckered up and making new DND characters with my friends. Tis a very long but fun process

Smackems posted...

Eh, the rts stuff ain't that bad. It's a cool ass game tho

I'm fuckered up and making new DND characters with my friends. Tis a very long but fun process

I don't mind RTS stuff, I just don't think they did a good job with it. Plus it's out of nowhere with that game.

Took my kids for donuts. They were so psyched to leave the house and also get donuts.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Everyones havin a bad week. Beers on Smackens tonight!

I'm just having a bad day. Day was ass. Suppose to work with a vendor all day. Vpn was all fucked up. Took forever for IT to give me perms to reinstall it. Vendor is going on PTO all next week so Im now behind.

Yeah I didnt mind the boss battles, but I'm a big fan of tower defense and RTS. I thought it was a cool mix up.

I've been at work since 6am and I'm not off til 10 tonight, not a great day here either

My friends characters are gonna be evil. Idk how to role play for that lol. I'm just gonna wing it and see what happens

Fuck yeah perfect timing... Just got my breathalyzer.

Had 1 pint of beer already and blew a 0.13 and it said "Danger!"

0.130.15 BAC: Gross motor impairment and lack of physical control. Blurred vision and major loss of balance. Euphoria is reduced and dysphoria is beginning to appear. Judgment and perception are severely impaired

Fuckin thing is broken right outta the box then because I only had 1 pint of Coors nad i'm not impaired in anyway. Unless it's catchin a whiff of what I had last night.

Why don't y'all catch a whiff of this fart

Smackems farted a 0.23

Another beer down 0.16 this time. the little instructions say it might take a few blows outta the box to get it right.

And yes that's what she said.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Smackems farted a 0.23

Is that good

0.23 is good ass to blood methane level.

only way you could blow 0.13 after one drink is if you literally blew after having a shot or something and the liquor is still in your mouth

Yeah probably because I just finished these beers and blew right into it. Maybe I should cleanse the palette first?

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Yeah probably because I just finished these beers and blew right into it. Maybe I should cleanse the palette first?

Yeah a shot of rum should do the trick

Washed my mouth out with water and after 3 beer it's 0.13 again. Still in the danger zone but i'll show these assholes they're gonna need a critical alert.

Finally got characters and the board made. I'll make the main quest, one buddy made the boards, and one buddy made a side quest. I got them to do that just to throw in something unexpected for me

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Fuckin thing is broken right outta the box then because I only had 1 pint of Coors nad i'm not impaired in anyway.

You gotta wait about 10-20 minutes. It's gonna blow weird if you're doing it right after chugging.

The point is to blow before your next drink, not after.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/9/2/AAAChIAAC1IE.jpg

ever had this?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/9/3/AAAChIAAC1IF.jpg

im testing their claim.

Well my next drink is 10 seconds after my last. What am I supposed to do?

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Well my next drink is 10 seconds after my last. What am I supposed to do?

Drink more

Understood.

Is it a bad idea to post a pic that shows some of my mom's face

I dunno. I wouldn't.

It's a good pic but idk how to black her face out or whatever

I ain't no ar-teest

We honestly don't know who comes into these topics just to lurk and wait. I just wouldn't.

Habs holding on at the end of 1

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Not sure how accurate this is but i'll go off that.

The highest BAC anyone's ever been recorded alive is 1.48, and that fucker was out driving.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

We honestly don't know who comes into these topics just to lurk and wait. I just wouldn't.

If I could just black her face out it'd be aight. I'll look to see if I can do that easily

dj1200 posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/9/3/AAAChIAAC1IF.jpg

im testing their claim.

Gonna need results, never saw that sold around here.

I'm sure you can do it. But I don't trust most users on this site. The drinking topic has a pretty good exception rate but I don't know who all comes in here.

Remember that time @JimCarrysToe went to see George ....fucks his name? she said excactly when and where it was. I live really close to Jim and could have known exactly when to pop outta the bushes when she left the theater and doused her in pickle juice. I didn't because i'm not a lunatic, I was busy drinking, and I was engaged at the time I think so I woulda got in trouble.