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Pandamonic
01/21/22 2:39:44 AM
#351:


CanuckCowboy posted...
I fuckin move that song. Walter is losing his mind right now but hes been doing that for a while. Lol.
Yesss :D

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MrMallard
01/21/22 2:40:44 AM
#352:


First thoughts on the rum: it smells like Christmas cake. Pouring a glass now.

Just had some - it's got some zest to it, blood orange is really prominent. I'm a big gin guy, so more citrus is a good thing for me.

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Smackems
01/21/22 2:41:24 AM
#353:


Gin was my number one when I was a teen buying from a bootlegger

Just in case a mod comes sniffing around, that was nearly twenty years ago and I don't drink anymore

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a-c-a-b
01/21/22 3:07:49 AM
#354:


RIP

I remember rocking this tune as a kid.

https://youtu.be/x7ES7ueI7p0

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MrMallard
01/21/22 3:15:36 AM
#355:


Fuck man. I saw the topic too.

Paradise by the Dashboard Lights was my Karaoke go-to at one point.

https://youtu.be/C11MzbEcHlw

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MrMallard
01/21/22 3:35:31 AM
#356:


I at least took the opportunity to update my tinder profile:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/0/2/AAbh80AAC1LW.jpg

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Smackems
01/21/22 3:36:17 AM
#357:


26? Aw hell

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a-c-a-b
01/21/22 3:41:22 AM
#358:


Smackems posted...
26? Aw hell

For real.

I think I'm 36 now.

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MrMallard
01/21/22 3:58:27 AM
#359:


Yeah, fwiw I've been through some shit and I'm expecting my best years to be in my 30's. You guys could debate that but also I'm putting the last of my youthful exuberance into this industrial laundry job so I have filthy fucking lucre when I need it

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MrMallard
01/21/22 5:35:24 AM
#360:


Watching Law and Order SVU and a Boston Legal guy showed up lmao

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MrMallard
01/21/22 5:48:34 AM
#361:


He got cucked, his son shared no biological trace with him

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Questionmarktarius
01/21/22 12:40:43 PM
#362:


Habs didn't look bad at all last night, despite the OT loss.
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MrMallard
01/21/22 1:27:23 PM
#363:


That Reeftip spiced rum went down a friggin treat. Spent all night listening to Meat Loaf and then the new ABBA album I bought for my mum - the music on it is legitimately pretty fantastic

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Smackems
01/21/22 4:22:10 PM
#364:


Dunno if I wanna paint some minis tonight or what

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MabusIncarnate
01/21/22 5:09:38 PM
#365:


Watched that Last Duel last night, didnt really like it. Kylo Ren was a bit rapey.

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Smackems
01/21/22 5:32:54 PM
#366:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Watched that Last Duel last night, didnt really like it. Kylo Ren was a bit rapey.
The stupid filter they put over medieval movies, the way they dress and the arms and armor being awful have shooed me off from medieval period pieces

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Smackems
01/21/22 5:35:23 PM
#367:


I miss cucumber seltzer

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MabusIncarnate
01/21/22 5:46:22 PM
#368:


Ben Affleck is not a period piece actor either. It's so hard to take him seriously in a role like that and he doesn't look the part.

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Smackems
01/21/22 6:52:06 PM
#369:


How we all doing this evening? I'm pretty fuckered up and gonna paint tiny pp shit

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Questionmarktarius
01/21/22 6:55:30 PM
#370:


Gotta go do a beer run before wrestling comes on.
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CanuckCowboy
01/21/22 6:55:51 PM
#371:


What does paint tiny pp shit even mean? I'm so confused.

I've been in such a bad mood today and I don't even really know why. A big joint and a big lady have me on my way to being happier though. Lol.

I ended up feeling like Dante working way past the end of my shift like I'm not supposed to be here and it got slow so I was just pacing around muttering obscenities to myself about how its bs and then realized there was a customer in the store.

Turns out I knew the dude and it was fine but for a second I was like "oooops"

LBD not lady.


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CanuckCowboy
01/21/22 6:58:32 PM
#372:


Lol I accidentally clicked on the link in mabus sig and below the pic is the dumbest and most obviously fake ad I've ever seen.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/8/AANJGaAAC1U-.jpg


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MabusIncarnate
01/21/22 6:59:25 PM
#373:


Smackems posted...
How we all doing this evening? I'm pretty fuckered up and gonna paint tiny pp shit
Wings hockey on in a few mins, wife got be a few of these metal buildable puzzle models, might mess around with it. Also got that word burning engraver in the mail today, might try that too.

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CanuckCowboy
01/21/22 7:00:27 PM
#374:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/2/3/AANJGaAAC1VD.jpg
Actually two of them.

Thats literally Claire abott. And I think she was waaaayyyy underage in that pic. After that its car ads but seriously the first two are hilarious.

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Smackems
01/21/22 7:02:50 PM
#375:


CanuckCowboy posted...
What does paint tiny pp shit even mean? I'm so confused.

I've been in such a bad mood today and I don't even really know why. A big joint and a big lady have me on my way to being happier though. Lol.

I ended up feeling like Dante working way past the end of my shift like I'm not supposed to be here and it got slow so I was just pacing around muttering obscenities to myself about how its bs and then realized there was a customer in the store.

Turns out I knew the dude and it was fine but for a second I was like "oooops"

LBD not lady.
Painting dungeons and dragons miniatures

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CanuckCowboy
01/21/22 7:13:03 PM
#376:


Smackems posted...
Painting dungeons and dragons miniatures

Dude I always wanted to get into that.

Painting the figures was the first thing that ever got me thinking about dnd. It sucks I have no one to play with.

When I was 19 or 20 I actually went to a midnight dnd session with some friends that was at the local comic shop. Ive never met more elitist, superior, fucking dicks in my life than that night. Even my buddies turned into fuckin jerkwads. I went there with them saying "its super chill we smoke weed and drink and have a good time" and they knew damn well I was a total rookie noob but we get there and holy shit the guy who owned the comic shop and his other buds were absolute dicks and then my buddies were too. Like fuck you two knew I didn't know anything and you didn't tell me to make a character ahead of time or anything.

Which was a damn shame. Or even if i was aware going in i was supposed to show up with a character and had been given the parameters or whatever for doing that.

If they weren't fucking dickfaces it could have been cool.

Like I've done bjj starting at nearly 30 and knowing fuck all, I've boxed starting in my early 20s and knowing fuck all, I've done kyokushin as a teen knowing fuck all and at any of those basically everyone was super chill and supportive and realized everyone starts somewhere.... that fucking night of dnd I was bullied and ridiculed relentlessly though.


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Stewman_Magoo
01/21/22 7:14:47 PM
#377:


Strawberry and Wheat: together at last!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/3/AAQmm3AAC1VN.jpg

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Smackems
01/21/22 7:18:17 PM
#378:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Dude I always wanted to get into that.

Painting the figures was the first thing that ever got me thinking about dnd. It sucks I have no one to play with.

When I was 19 or 20 I actually went to a midnight dnd session with some friends that was at the local comic shop. Ive never met more elitist, superior, fucking dicks in my life than that night. Even my buddies turned into fuckin jerkwads. I went there with them saying "its super chill we smoke weed and drink and have a good time" and they knew damn well I was a total rookie noob but we get there and holy shit the guy who owned the comic shop and his other buds were absolute dicks and then my buddies were too. Like fuck you two knew I didn't know anything and you didn't tell me to make a character ahead of time or anything.

Which was a damn shame. Or even if i was aware going in i was supposed to show up with a character and had been given the parameters or whatever for doing that.

If they weren't fucking dickfaces it could have been cool.

Like I've done bjj starting at nearly 30 and knowing fuck all, I've boxed starting in my early 20s and knowing fuck all, I've done kyokushin as a teen knowing fuck all and at any of those basically everyone was super chill and supportive and realized everyone starts somewhere.... that fucking night of dnd I was bullied and ridiculed relentlessly though.
I'm always the complete opposite of that, especially with new players. I want to hook them in, not run them off lol. And I'm damn good at it. Been dm'ing for more than 20 years

I do ban alcohol though

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CanuckCowboy
01/21/22 7:22:02 PM
#379:


Smackems posted...
I'm always the complete opposite of that, especially with new players. I want to hook them in, not run them off lol. And I'm damn good at it. Been dm'ing for more than 20 years

I do ban alcohol though

Do you host any online games?

I'll still get baked and drink tea but I don't have an issue not drinking if you do and I could try sometimes.

I will get baked though. Or lie and get baked regardless.

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CanuckCowboy
01/21/22 7:22:49 PM
#380:


Stewman_Magoo posted...
Strawberry and Wheat: together at last!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/3/AAQmm3AAC1VN.jpg

That sounds fucking amazing.

Its not quite as fancy but ibstill love my lbd.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/1/AANJGaAAC1VV.jpg

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MabusIncarnate
01/21/22 7:24:17 PM
#381:


I think that's the way to go. I've bought old games and played online, and there would be like 2 level 800s just took turns annihilating me, then I get a message to come back when I quit.

I'm thinking you guys obviously like the game, the servers are dead, what's the point of throttling a brand new player and making them never want to play again, instead of giving them a chance to like it and stick around? People like that ruin the games they like.

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Smackems
01/21/22 7:26:09 PM
#382:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Do you host any online games?

I'll still get baked and drink tea but I don't have an issue not drinking if you do and I could try sometimes.

I will get baked though. Or lie and get baked regardless.
I've never done it online lol idk how to even do it

And when it comes to alcohol, I ban it because as we go it becomes more about drinking and getting fucked up than about the game. And being a dm is tough work if you're actually trying to make it fun n shit, so... Nah no alcohol lol I want my work to actually not be pointless 2 hours in lol

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MrMallard
01/21/22 7:27:16 PM
#383:


Oh man, I got a couple great ads on Tumblr last night.

I got a spelling error crypto ad:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/4/AAbh80AAC1VY.jpg

And a salacious Judge Judy ad:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/5/AAbh80AAC1VZ.jpg

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CanuckCowboy
01/21/22 7:28:05 PM
#384:


Smackems posted...
I've never done it online lol idk how to even do it

And when it comes to alcohol, I ban it because as we go it becomes more about drinking and getting fucked up than about the game. And being a dm is tough work if you're actually trying to make it fun n shit, so... Nah no alcohol lol I want my work to actually not be pointless 2 hours in lol

Honestly the only thing thats too bad about that is that you can't method act a drunken dwarf. Otherwise it seems reasonable.

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CanuckCowboy
01/21/22 7:28:40 PM
#385:


MrMallard posted...
Oh man, I got a couple great ads on Tumblr last night.

I got a spelling error crypto ad:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/4/AAbh80AAC1VY.jpg

And a salacious Judge Judy ad:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/5/AAbh80AAC1VZ.jpg

Lmao. That second one. There's a lot going on there.

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Smackems
01/21/22 7:29:38 PM
#386:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Honestly the only thing thats too bad about that is that you can't method act a drunken dwarf. Otherwise it seems reasonable.
I'm pretty close to banning phones too tbh lol

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Stewman_Magoo
01/21/22 7:30:32 PM
#387:


CanuckCowboy posted...
That sounds fucking amazing.

Its not quite as fancy but ibstill love my lbd.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/4/1/AANJGaAAC1VV.jpg

It's pretty damm delish. Nothing wrong with LBD! I was a big fan of Kokanee growing up.

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CanuckCowboy
01/21/22 7:35:25 PM
#388:


I love the big cans of lbd. Plus its 8.1% and cheap af. The place I work at is the only place I've ever seen it. Another place had it very briefly and then never got it again.

I drink enough of them that the place I work at has dropped them two one row in the singles cooler since I started working there... when I first moved here it was an on off thing and then a row and then 2 rows and now its back to one row.


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MabusIncarnate
01/21/22 7:36:25 PM
#389:


Any live hockey game I've been to always has cans of Lebatt. Its like $8 for one 24oz can at a Nashville game.

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CanuckCowboy
01/21/22 7:42:06 PM
#390:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Any live hockey game I've been to always has cans of Lebatt. Its like $8 for one 24oz can at a Nashville game.

Jesus that's not good at all even if its the dry version. I was gonna say its not too bad but converted to Canadian and then given the tax on Canadian alcohol that's just fucking criminal.

Beer at events here is dumb fucking overpriced but I think that is maybe even worse in terms of blatant markup.

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IfGodCouldDie
01/21/22 7:54:08 PM
#391:


I'll play an online campaign or one shots if Smackems DM's.

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Smackems
01/21/22 7:56:54 PM
#392:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
I'll play an online campaign or one shots if Smackems DM's.
Too much pressure aasaarrrhhh

Nah I'm jk

Ay @Johnny_Nutcase how you doin?


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CanuckCowboy
01/21/22 8:01:55 PM
#393:


Wtf is Barry done? Shouldn't there be a third seasons by now? I fucking loved that show.

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MrMallard
01/21/22 8:03:20 PM
#394:


Welp, the rum metabolized and turned into poop. This is a bad toilet sesh.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/21/22 8:03:53 PM
#395:


Smackems posted...
Too much pressure aasaarrrhhh

Nah I'm jk

Ay @Johnny_Nutcase how you doin?

Ayyyy how you doin!?

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Stewman_Magoo
01/21/22 8:04:57 PM
#396:


Fucking tub is plugged. The kids' bath will be drained by morning at this rate.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/7/9/AAQmm3AAC1V7.jpg
Beer tho.

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MabusIncarnate
01/21/22 8:09:31 PM
#397:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Wtf is Barry done? Shouldn't there be a third seasons by now? I fucking loved that show.
No idea, I like the show too.

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CanuckCowboy
01/21/22 8:13:02 PM
#398:


MabusIncarnate posted...
No idea, I like the show too.

The Cowboys from hell part was hilarious. And also has Cowboys from hell playing.

the part where what's his face just cranks up Pantera and they roll in super hard and everyone but Barry is dead within moments basically.


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Smackems
01/21/22 8:19:49 PM
#399:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Ayyyy how you doin!?
AAAYYYY!

how YOU doin?!?!

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Questionmarktarius
01/21/22 8:28:11 PM
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